Although Chen Sanshan's last few words made me feel ridiculous and uneasy about not wanting to get down easily when I got on the thief ship, but now our minds are full of things that are unique to single citizens, who are about to take their future daughter-in-law home to see their parents, and then get rid of the good interest and sense of accomplishment of the evil single life, this kind of ethereal panic naturally can't attract much attention in our short-sighted eyes, so soon, I left the old things behind, took people to drive in the car, and went straight home. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The leg-elder Lao Tzu himself, we really want to go, old guy, do you think you can rely on the black dog to pull me back!? Lao Tzu is so despicable and shameless that he is even afraid of himself!

My hometown, in the small county town only a few hours away from the city, thanks to the great development of road transport in the past few years, the county has also opened the highway early, saving us the trouble of detouring, so I don't say a word, through the toll station to hit the accelerator to the end, a group of five people galloped towards their hometown.

As for why there are five people, it is because Xie Erdong also came, and as for why this freak came, it is a very sad story, in short, this grandson fell out of love......

If it is said that Wang Xiaohan, who has a good family background and a high degree of education and is beautiful, recognized the strange nature of Xie Erdon's hatred of ghosts, and realized that his beautiful life could not be shrouded in this dark cloud and took the initiative to kick it away, it would be a good thing to celebrate with the whole world, but the reason why it is a sad story is because it was the big grunt-eyed alien Frankenstein who took the initiative to break up next to him......

As I said before, although we were trapped at the bottom of the sea last month, our love luck was generally good, including Xie Erdong Wang Xiaohan's angry couple this day, on the slow-moving Beihai Giant Demon, the kind-hearted Wang family's eldest lady, took out motherly love and patience, took care of Xie Erdon, who was not seriously injured, but had more things than us, and did everything possible to coax him to take injections and medicines, smiling and listening to his nagging and complaining throughout the whole process, and even in order to amuse this kid and relieve his boredom, from time to time he also worked with him to catch people studying a place on the ship where they seemed to be unscientific and unreasonable design flaws and ridiculed, in short, under the meticulous care of other girls, Xie Erdon's small injury is not a fart, and the relationship between the two seems to have made great progress.

To put it in my heart, this is not easy, as a victim who once took care of this goods for three days out of humanitarian care during the recurrence of this grandson's mumps, I have to say that Wang Fupo can endure Xie Erdon's self-destructive tendency to hang himself, cut his wrists, and want to put it on someone's face when he sees a pillow for more than three weeks, and it can no longer be explained by reasons such as strong nerves and strong hearts, this can only be fucking true love!

However, although the process of getting along with the two is as innocent and beautiful as the little girl with braids in a fairy tale taking care of the injured little monster, the cruelty of reality lies in the fact that the little devil will not suddenly turn into a handsome prince just because you put a wound on it and feed it a few bites......

So, when we returned to the research institute and thought that the time was ripe, Miss Wang, who thought that the time was ripe, took the modern adolescent love development timetable of the famous love authority Friedrich "holding hands for three days, kissing for seven days, sleeping for three months" as a reference, and logically asked Xie Erdong for cohabitation, just kneeling and licking Bai Fumei every day but only getting "hehe" and "bath" At the critical moment when the guy who replied was about to dismantle his mop head to make a torch and put on a hood and cloak to raise a fire and parade downstairs in my house, Sherdon, the grandson, sternly refused the pie that fell from the sky......

Then, the two broke out into a fierce quarrel, and the content of the quarrel was naturally whether the development progress of the relationship between the two people had reached the point where they could sleep in the same bed and share a bathroom, Xie Erdong, the bastard, took me as an example and told Wang Xiaohan that although he lived in the same suite with me for four years, although he was forced to agree to me to use the bathroom in the house due to the pressure of public opinion between roommates and the objective fact that the second toilet was not allowed to be expanded without permission in the residential house, it took him a full 38 months to get used to the wrong angle of the toothbrush when he entered the toilet every day, the change in the length of toilet paper, and the cruel fact that the toilet does not smell like it belongs to him makes him extremely mad......

"It's already a headache for me to accommodate a sloppy guy like him!" Sherdon's grandson had an unbearable expression: "Since he moved in, I have to clean the sink drain every day, disinfect the toilet seat, check if anyone has touched my toothbrush, and measure the length of toilet paper he consumes every day to guess if he has a digestive disease that may be transmitted to me! If I had one more person, I would spend 60 percent more time cleaning the bathroom every day!

"Lao Tzu recruited you to provoke you!" I really couldn't bear to yell, "What are I doing with as much toilet paper as you have eaten!?

"That can't be helped, who made you unwilling to take samples for colony culture monitoring after excretion!? Did you know that if you are infected with acute malaria caused by Plasmodium africana and are not detected at the first time, it only takes thirteen hours from the onset of illness to death?"

"Hey! I have to thank you for that!?" I just wanted to roll up my sleeves to clean up this freak, but was calmly stopped by the female president, and then the aunt said that it is very simple to solve this contradiction, she paid to help me buy a house and let me move out, and she is still domineering!

For a moment, I was moved to tears: This is simply a bodhisattva, not only rescued me from the sea of suffering, but also solved our marriage house problem! To be honest, if it weren't for the fact that renting a house is too expensive and too difficult to buy a house, who would want to live in a room with a freak madman who has to measure how much paper you use to go to the toilet, but not because he is stingy!

But before I could raise my hands in approval, I was coldly rejected by Xie Erdong: "No! Absolutely not!"

"Why can't it!?" Wang Xiaohan didn't speak, I'm in a hurry, does this grandson know that in this world, delaying a Chinese man to buy a house is tantamount to taking someone's wife and killing the whole family!

As a result, Xie Erdong said: "You are different from her!

The audience was quiet, and I couldn't help but think in horror, the goods in front of me actually began to notice the difference between men and women, could it be ...... Is it really puberty?

"Your digestive system, from the rate of peristalsis to the cycle of operation, is very different," Xie Erdong continued, "It is foreseeable that if I replace you with her, I will not only have to recalculate the timetable of the peak gastrointestinal movements of the two of you to arrange the most scientific timetable for the use of the bathroom, but also adjust the daily recipe that the two of you follow together to accommodate the relatively less active digestive system of women, and most importantly, ......"

Xie Erdon's eyes were blazing: "There are always a few days a month, you will occupy the toilet for a long time for no reason, if the time you occupy the bathroom happens to overlap with my use time, then what should I do? I can't kick you out an hour in advance like he did to him!"

When I heard this, to be honest, I was a little emotional, for girls, Xie Erdong still showed a gentle and gentlemanly side after all, why do you say that? Because this bastard, in order to ensure that he can defecate in strict accordance with the healthiest digestive cycle, is not disturbed by me and my smell, he really often kicks me out at four or five o'clock in the morning in winter! )