Chapter 447: Poop Trouble

"It's not ~ wait and so on ~~~~" Anzi, who hadn't stepped forward yet, somehow had a stirring pain in her abdomen, and then the chrysanthemum tightened the wall and felt uncomfortable: "Belly~ Stomach hurts, I have to find a place to solve it first." ”

There was a battle pose at the door, and Xu Tianxiu, who was in charge of the gate and couldn't open it, was instantly deflated, and he was so cold;

Retreat to the safe house, close the door and raise the hood, and looked at Anzi, who was white and cold sweating, and said with concern: "Are you okay?"

"Hurry up and dig a hole, it's better to be deeper, I estimate ~~ The poop is not small~, hurry up, I'm almost gone!"

"Eh, eh~~ You have to hold back! It's okay right away!" Xu Tianxiu was stupid, if he pulled his pants and said that he wouldn't have a face, he would definitely be the number one laughing stock in the history of cultivating immortals.

The kung fu of smoking a cigarette, the excavation of the deep pit was completed, and without waiting for Xu Tianxiu to speak, Anzi squatted without taking care of anything when he took off his pants, and heard a crackling movement, the whole room smelled strong, fortunately, the digestive system was too strong, and the smell was so strong, even if Xu Tianxiu held his breath, he could feel the smell pouring into his nose, it was too disgusting.

"Huh~~~~ Comfortable!" Anzi, who was sweating profusely, was so smooth that he didn't want to, with a bleak smile and pale face, Xu Tianxiu, who had not appeared in the Mahayana period at all, hid far away, and the green gas on his head was rising, and it was conceivable how deep the poisoning was.

To tell the truth, Anzi is the one who dares to in the parrot's house, and anyone in the town would rather pull his pants than have the guts, and then again, the fat man is not there, otherwise he must be blocked.

That's it, a pit squatted for half an hour, until his legs and feet were numb, he didn't get up, tore off a piece of cloth and wiped his ass before he tied his pants, and didn't forget to take a look at it.

"Why is it gone?" I didn't see anything for a long time.

"Huh?" Xu Tianxiu also saw that something was wrong, took two breaths slightly, and said, "Strange, this smell is dissipating too quickly, right?"

"No!" Anzi said, "Don't forget that we opened the isolation cover, unless there is a situation under this room." ”

"The Chamber of Secrets, you say?"

"That's right!" Anzi patted his thigh and said, "How did I forget this stubble, the secret room of the dead fat man must have an ulterior secret, hehe~~"

"Let's not go out?" Xu Tianxiu was really afraid that he would want to come out of it.

"I'll talk about it when I get back, don't worry. ”

"Brother Yang, I think you should eat less monitor lizards in the future. ”

"I can't figure it out either. Anzi was busy filling the pit and said, "You said that I am at the level of wind and thunder, how can I have a stomach? ”

"Not surprising at all. Xu Tianxiu said: "The bloodline of the Hengyang monitor lizard has inherited the blood power of the human monk, it may have something to do with this, right?"

"~ Isn't that an indirect cannibal?"

"So you'll have to think of something else. ”

"Okay, we're going to do it tonight anyway, by the way, do you have a map?"

Xu Tianxiu shook his head and said, "I don't think there is one in the whole town." ”

"Damn! It's a great fun, grass~ If Lao Tzu dies here as a ghost, he won't let Shen Tusu go!"

"Don't complain! it's already dark, shouldn't we go?"

"Hmm~ listen to you, let's go!"

Pull the door again, this time there are more onlookers.

"Eh~~ Let me let let me, won't I anymore?"

"......" Xu Tianxiu.

"Boy, you're not going to be late, are you?" someone asked.

"It's rare to come here, of course you have to have a good visit!" As he spoke, Anzi pushed aside the crowd and took Xu Tianxiu to the desert, and of course the onlookers behind him wanted to take a look, and they followed closely one by one with cold air and teeth.

I thought it was a stunned who didn't know how to be in the limelight, but I watched the two of them disappear into the terrifying night.

Somewhere in the Great Wilderness Star, there are eight towering stone pillars standing on top of a small but large earthen bag, with clouds on top of them, and the pillars are carved with red flames, and there is a volcanic crater in the middle, but what is boiling inside is not the imaginary magma, but the red thick, bubbling blood, which is faintly glowing with a touch of gold, and there are two people on the side.

"Boss, one hundred and thirty-two people died today, and they have cultivated to the highest god and the lowest to become a god. ”

"Well, in less than a month, this pool of blood crystals will be ready to be baked. ”

"But...... There's something I need you to say. ”

"Oh, what's the matter?"

"It's the gym practitioner who just came, three days ago he and Xu Tianxiu killed more than a hundred monitor lizards, and they retreated without any damage. ”

"Not unusual. The fat man said: "He is Gu Zhongfang's apprentice, won't two brushes come here?" Wait, more will die next." ”

"This ...... He can't practice but wind and thunder, how is it possible?"

"He's not an ordinary gym practitioner, put your moves high, that kid is not a safe master. ”

"......" The man was speechless.

"Well, what's going on?" as he spoke, a foul smell wafted up from the pool, and although it was light, it couldn't control the nose of the mighty monk.

The one on the side frowned, apparently smelling it too.

"What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and find out what's wrong. ”

"Yes, yes, yes!"

As soon as the buddy left, the fat man seemed to have guessed something, and he disappeared with a "whoosh".

"Hahaha~~~ Enjoyable!" Xu Tianxiu, who was covered in blood, finally realized what it meant to be sweet.

"Don't be complacent, be careful and be happy. Anzi, who is a wet nurse and conductor, reminded.

"Brother Yang! Tianxiu is served, the five-body suit is thrown to the ground!"

Yes, everything is just as Anzi said, the Hengyang monitor lizard beast in the dark night can't hide at all, the two lantern-like beast eyes reveal their whereabouts, when the hunting duo flashed with white fluorite in their hands, all the monitor lizards instinctively twisted their necks and couldn't look directly, Xu Tianxiu, who took the opportunity to start, showed a one-sided slaughter, not only fast, but also the spine was intact; In less than two hours, there were no less than a thousand monitor lizards who died from the butcher's knife, no different from mowing grass.

"Tianxiu, let's go over there. Anzi, who is always sober, never goes out of the ordinary and points to the east side of the road.

"No problem!" It was still early to calculate the hour, and Xu Tianxiu was so happy that she couldn't keep her mouth shut.

So, the two of them took a small moonlight and rerouted to the east, fighting dozens of battles along the road, killing rivers of blood, and countless stumps and bones scattered everywhere, which were simply two killing gods.

In fact, Zhi Anzi found an abnormal way to farm monsters, he didn't plan to leave anytime soon, he wanted to take revenge on Shen Tu Su and leave a deep impression on him, as for how to retaliate, he had to find out why there were so many mutated lizards in the Great Wilderness Star;

Of course, secrets are not so easy to find, especially when there is no map, and the two of them have killed thousands of miles to the east, leaving a wilderness, and there is nothing suspicious, not even a trace.

"Tianxiu, how many have you killed?"

"It's already tens of thousands!" followed by Xu Tianxiu, who looked like a bloody man, grinning with white teeth, very terrifying.

"Alright, that's it for tonight, let's go back. ”

"Roger!"

On the way back, hundreds of them were killed, and it was not until Xu Tianxiu was sore that Yuan Li could barely see the wilderness, where there were already countless murderers looking up, and when the two appeared, they all felt a murderous aura rushing to the sky.

"Brother Yang, this time ......"

"Like last time, don't be too scattered, or it will make people suspicious. ”

"Clever!"

Another hundred or so scattered, causing countless murderers to loot, and even killing two unlucky ghosts;

"Let's go, go back to your lodgings. "An Zi thief essence, grabbed Xu Tianxiu.

"Ahh

Just as he was about to turn around, a cold "hum" came from the room, and a huge attraction made Anzi and Xu Tianxiu not obey the call, and flew into the bungalow together, closing the door at the same time.

"Yo~~~~ are you back?hehe~~~ Why don't you squeak in advance!" Anzi was prepared, although the parrot's face at this time was as black as the bottom of the pot.

"Former ~ senior!" Xu Tianxiu thought that this person should be the legendary butcher.

"Hehe~~~" To tell the truth, the parrot smiled very coldly, so cold that it made people's backbones scary, and said to Anzi: "Boy, they all say that you are a restless master, and I don't believe it yet, fat master." ”

"Who said that? ”

"Honest?hum~" The black-faced parrot was already furious, and said: "Blowing up Shura City and shaving the ears of the god of the underworld, can an honest person do such an earth-shattering thing?"

"So, don't bully honest people. ”

"But now you're bullying me!"

"Can't you? How do you say that? It's just an immature thought in my mind. ”

"Very good!" As he spoke, the parrot waved his shiny sleeve, pointed to the small pit that was not big at the moment, and said angrily: "Then~ you can explain, did you do it?"

"Ahem~ this~~ I can't help it, who knew that monitor lizards would have stomach trouble if they ate too much, so they couldn't pull their pants, right?"

"It's good to admit it!" The fat man's anger seemed to be a little smaller, and he said: "Then we have to talk and talk! How can you compensate for ruining the Dao Master's pool of nine hundred and ninety-nine years of blood crystals!"

"Blood crystals, what is that?" Anzi wondered.

"Blood Soul Leyline, Red Crystal Yang Stone?" Xu Tianxiu was stunned suddenly.

"It's good to know. The parrot grinned and said coldly: "It's just ten months, let your kid stir it up, if you don't give an explanation today, don't say that I won't give you face." ”

"You didn't tell me, it's not an exaggeration to know, right?"

"Fart!" The fat man suddenly got angry and came up again, and said, "What do you think is the place of the Great Wilderness Star? If it weren't for the fat master's brother to speak, Lao Tzu would let you run here?"

"Eh~~ I can't blame me for this, right?" Playing tricks is Anzi's strength, and he said to each other: "You have to figure it out, I begged you to take me away a few days ago, but you didn't do it, and now you are looking for me again when something happens?"

"You ......" The fat man was speechless, it stands to reason that he couldn't be blamed, but he was not convinced, he was aggrieved, and said angrily: "Lao Tzu doesn't care, you have to pay for what you say today!"

"I'll compensate your grandmother for a crab leg, grass~" Anzi is also a temperamental, and he is not happy to come.

"Okay! That's what you say. "Can't fight and can't kill, the parrot master threw a mouse bogey, threatening: "You don't want to get out of the Great Wilderness Star in your life." ”

"To be honest, I'm really scared!"

"......" Xu Tianxiu.

"Don't think that you can beat the world by relying on your star technique, when you kid is crying, don't say that the fat man has black hands when the time comes!"

"Hehe~~ You're not black at all, just not very white!"

"......" Xu Tianxiu.

(End of chapter)

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