On the way back, Fang Zhang muttered, the biggest loser today is the master of a lamp, so isn't this task in vain? Sure enough, when I got home, there was still no information on the completion of the task on the mobile phone. Fang Zhang opened the revenge system, a funnel on the screen kept flipping, and there was a line of words below, the system was under maintenance......

This thing still needs to be maintained!

After waiting for a while, Fang Zhang lost patience and turned off the system to eat.

The next day, before going to work, Fang Zhang glanced at it again, and it was still the same, under maintenance.

When he was about to arrive at the antique shop, Fang Zhang suddenly felt that the atmosphere around him was a little different today, and sure enough, he saw that the rolling shutter door of the antique shop was actually closed! Mr. Liu was discharged from the hospital and went to work!

However, there is a story that Fang Zhang cannot forget, and the name of this story is called, 1,000 yuan to buy a water scoop.

Entering the room, Mr. Liu sat crookedly on the stool, tilted his head and took a nap, it seems that he should have suffered a lot in the past two days, and he is making up for sleep at this time.

Fang Zhang tiptoed, trying not to wake up Mr. Liu, but Mr. Liu's ears were like a certain canine, a spirit, he chirped, and said, "Yo, I thought you kid absconded in fear of crime, get me a water scoop for 1,000 yuan?"

It seems that the matter has been exposed, Fang Zhanggang wanted to explain, and the other two strange Wang Li and Ma Yu from the antique shop entered the house.

Here is a brief introduction, Wang Li, she is beautiful, she is a thief and an imaginary enemy of Fang Zhang. Ma Yu is another wonderful flower outside of the room chapter, the degree of stinginess and stinginess is the peak, which is daunting, specifically to pick the door to love the house and Wu!

Don't understand? Here's a story to tell you.

Ma Yu put down the bag he was carrying, handed the wrinkled money to Mr. Liu, and Mr. Liu took the money, "What's the matter, this money didn't bring paper to the toilet, is it going to rub your soft butt and wipe your buttocks?"

Ma Yu was a little embarrassed and said, "No, aren't you afraid of losing it?"

Mr. Liu touched it, and the money was wet, "You kid have to make a lot of effort to get it back." ”

clicked, there was still 92 left, "No, why do you have to get 50 pounds of Pipi shrimp now, I'll give you 100 to make so much left." ”

Wang Li, who was lucky, glanced at Ma Yu, and said in a strange manner: "The price of 10 yuan and 2 catties is still too expensive, and I was stunned to talk about 2 yuan, and the boss was confused, and I turned around and asked the boss if he could ride it." ”

When Fang Zhang heard this, he said with a surprised face: "It's not small to be able to ride Pipi shrimp, it is estimated that killing one is enough for us to eat." ”

Wang Li glanced at Fang Zhang, and said in a strange manner: "Yes, it's not small." ”

Fang Zhang was shocked, "It's also ten yuan and two catties? As he spoke, he was about to go out.

Mr. Liu said helplessly: "Did you get kicked in the head by a donkey?

Fang Zhang cried and quibbled: "Mr. Liu, I really don't remember when I was kicked by a donkey." Mr. Liu's face darkened, "You go, there is one at the door, and you can remember it if you make up for it!"

As he spoke, Mr. Liu opened the bag and saw that his face was green when he saw the things inside, and he raised his middle finger at Ma Yu, "What did you buy, it's not half the length of this middle finger! ”

Ma Yu was a little aggrieved and said: "Then what's the matter, it's just seafood, our shop is dead, isn't it to help you save money?

See? This is to cut the door to the house of love and Wu, not only do you not spend money, but also do not let others spend money, in a word, you can't see the circulation of money.

Mr. Liu pointed at Ma Yu with disgust and said: "If killing people is not illegal, I will process it for you first." ”

Fang Zhang was excited to hear this, and Mr. Liu picked up the phone and explained to the phone: "You hurry up and pick out some good ones for me, big ones, don't delay things." ”

Fang Zhang echoed: "Yes, buy the kind that can be ridden." ”

"It's not exciting!"

Hearing this, Fang Zhang shrank his neck.

Returning to the topic just now, Mr. Liu said with a look of deep hatred: "I said that your kid's head was arched by a pig, 250 quickly collect a little overlord, and now 1000 quickly you can get me a gourd." ”

Fang Zhang squeezed out a smile and said, "This gourd family said that they would come and get it in a few days." ”

Mr. Liu didn't want to say more, "If people don't come, the money will be deducted from your salary!"

After that, Mr. Liu lay on the chair again and lost the power.

Seeing that there was nothing to do, Fang Zhang began to talk about Wang Li, the gentleman is good, feelings need to be exchanged, so he floated to Wang Li's side and said: "Hey, Xiaoli, I have listened to a good song by Wilber Pan in the past few days." ”

This really worked, Wang Li was a fan of Wilber Pan, so she asked with interest: "Which one?"

"Geckos on trees?"

"Huh, what's on the gecko?"

"Geckos up the trees. ”

After pondering for a long time, Wang Li said: "That's called gecko walking!

......

Fang Zhang's face was full of embarrassment, "Isn't that gecko also a reptile?

Wang Li glanced at Fang Zhang helplessly, and stopped talking, Fang Zhang can always end any topic just right, and after staying for a while, Fang Zhang floated over again, "Does Xiaoli have time after work, go for a meal?"

Hearing this, Wang Li sneered, looked at the calendar, and then said: "Every time you can take out a steel hammer at the end of the month, it is considered a big ticket, what's the matter?"

Hearing that he was invited to dinner, Ma Ning became energetic, although he didn't speak, his eyes revealed a million times the radiation.

Fang Zhang said: "No," and then took out a whole ticket and dangled it a few times in front of everyone's eyes, "Look." ”

Several people were shocked at the same time, and Wang Li was surprised: "You really touched the porcelain!"

......

Ma Yu said: "These 100 ...... I didn't commit the crime on the bus. ”

Fang Zhang's face was full of helplessness, he was just like this, so he said: "Don't worry, these 100 are reasonable and legal, tell you, I dare to shout to the police uncle." ”

After that, he was triumphant and said flutteringly: "This 100 is what I won by playing mahjong, catch me, catch me." ”

At this moment, everyone is looking at Fang Zhang like a teaser......

After thinking for a while, Fang Zhang asked in a low voice: "Playing mahjong, let's really catch it." ”

I don't know when Mr. Liu opened his eyes, and he looked at Fang Zhang with a look of deep hatred: "I said what are you good at, eating, drinking, that, gambling, smoking, all five poisons." ”

Fang Zhang said with an innocent face: "What's wrong with me!"

Saying this, Mr. Liu's phone rang, "I'm rich, I'm rich!" Mr. Liu's phone rang, Mr. Liu quickly picked up the phone, and immediately smiled and said: "Hey, there's time, I'll be there soon, wait for me, remember to wait for me!"

Hanging up the phone, Mr. Liu put away his smile again and said, "I have something to do, go out first." ”

Then he pointed to Fang Zhang and said, "Don't make trouble!"