Chapter 6: I'm Back
The next day, outside the door.
Liu Yueqing reminded again and again: "As long as you can get his body, forget about his head." ”
The Yellow Emperor snorted and said, "I can't cure the head that dares to do anything with the leader." ”
After entering the house, Liu Yue'e greeted her, and then led the Yellow Emperor to the room where Fang Zhang was resting, when he saw Fang Zhang lying on the bed like a piece of rotten meat, the Yellow Emperor turned his head and asked, "This person is this?"
"It's the deity. Liu Yue'e said.
At this time, Fang Zhang was very different from the impression in the Yellow Emperor's heart, and he couldn't imagine how such an obese young man could break into the realm of resentment.
Liu Yue'e explained: "In the past few years, I have gained a little weight due to psychological factors. ”
Fang Zhang saw that the Yellow Emperor said in a pleading accent: "Thank you." ”
The Yellow Emperor sighed and said, "Help me turn it over for him." ”
The second daughter took a lot of effort to turn Fang Zhang over, and the Yellow Emperor sat on the edge of the bed, pinched Fang Zhang's spine with his hand, and asked, "Do you feel it?"
Fang Zhang, who was lying on his stomach, shook his head, "No." ”
The Yellow Emperor changed his position again and continued to ask, "What about here?"
Fang Zhang continued to shake his head, "No. ”
Liu Yue'e next to her raised her throat and stared at Fang Zhang intently, praying for a miracle all the time.
After a long time, the Yellow Emperor said: "His spine is so badly damaged that one section is broken." These words made Liu Yueqing open her mouth in surprise, she had never communicated with the Yellow Emperor about Fang Zhang's condition, and this X-ray irradiation actually made him feel it twice.
Liu Yue'e hurriedly asked, "What should I do then?"
The Yellow Emperor thought for a while and said, "You find me two strong people who can hold him down, and help me prepare a few more pots of boiling water!"
When Liu Yueqing heard this, she said, "Isn't what you said about killing pigs and then peeling their skins?"
The Yellow Emperor said impatiently: "It can't be cured!"
Liu Yueqing shrank her neck and stuck out her tongue, "I'll prepare." ”
"Wait, you're helping me prepare a few pills. Liu Yueqing agreed and took the note, and saw that it was some of the most common external dressings for bruises.
Fang Zhang, who was lying on the bed, also wondered in his heart, this incurable disease can be solved with just a few bottles of safflower oil? This product can't be a liar, right?
Liu Yue'e called Xiang Yu and Hou Yi to come, and when she heard that she was pressing, Xiang Yu brought a thick hemp rope, "Just tie it up and it's over." ”
Hou Yi said: "Don't mess around. As he spoke, he pulled out a pair of handcuffs, "This one is simpler!"
The Yellow Emperor looked at Liu Yue, "Are you sure it's a friend and not a creditor?"
Liu Yue'e just smiled awkwardly.
The bathroom space of Liu Yue's house is very large, the Yellow Emperor opened the bath bomb in the bathroom, and then put a few basins of boiling water into the bucket, and placed them in several corners, the temperature of the bathroom rose rapidly, and the toilet was like a sauna at this time.
Liu Yueqing gasped and said, "Don't you want a sauna? Isn't it good to go directly to the bathhouse! Where are there more people than here?"
The Yellow Emperor said: "In the bathhouse, someone called the police on my front foot to save people!"
It's a bit confusing, but it's still followed
The Yellow Emperor asked to prepare, and when everything was ready, the Yellow Emperor said, "Madam, please move!"
Liu Yue'e agreed to sit on the sofa at the door and wait, Liu Yueqing grabbed Liu Yue's hand and comforted: "Don't worry, you will definitely be fine." ”
Although the temperature of the bathroom is high, it is different from the sauna, it is very humid, and the moisture adheres to the skin and is cool, which is not very comfortable.
Hou Yi poured a basin of hot water on the ground, spread a plastic mat, and put Fang Zhang on it, Fang Zhang said: "Old doctor, you don't really want to kill pigs." ”
The Yellow Emperor didn't answer, dipped his hands in some of the medicine he had prepared, and began to rub Fang Zhang's back, rubbing his two hands on the fat like noodles, looking particularly appetizing.
Not only did he have an appetite, but he was more comfortable, and it didn't take long for Fang Zhang to snore and fall asleep.
Seeing this, Hou Yi's face was full of surprise, and Xiang Yu asked: "What's so surprising about this? Go back and find a bathhouse, I'll find you two good techniques, and you will probably fall asleep." ”
Hou Yi said: "What he kneaded was where Fang Zhang was unconscious. ”
Xiang Yu was also stunned when he said this, and then realized that it was difficult to do it!
At this time, the Yellow Emperor spoke, "The acupuncture points have been kneaded, and now there is only one left to renew the bones, one of you raises your shoulders, and the other raises your feet, and lifts him up." Then he said, "Don't disturb him gently." ”
This is completely beyond the scope of current medicine, I have heard of the hand bone, the leg bone, etc., but I have never heard of the spine with bare hands!
But the two of them still agreed, and according to the instructions of the Yellow Emperor, they lifted the Fang Zhang gently, "And then?"
The Yellow Emperor said: "The two of you first pull his body with all your might, and then you are going back." ”
Others are okay to say, these two are the gods who shoot the sun with a bow, and the other is the overlord of Western Chu who pulls out the mountain qi, and the two of them work hard at the same time, I am afraid that they will send Fang Zhang a five-horse corpse.
The Yellow Emperor looked at the two of them and hesitated: "Don't worry, people's bodies are not so fragile, remember to use all your strength, no matter how he struggles." ”
The two agreed, and then said, "1, 2, 3 go you!!"
"Ahh
There was a scream in the bathroom, and Liu Yue, who was waiting outside, was frightened, something happened!
She flew to the bathroom, and before she could open the door, there was a voice from inside, "Don't come in!" and then said, "Go back!"
"Okay!"
"Ahh
"Let's have a roundabout!"
"Gotta do it!"
"Ahh
After a few consecutive sounds, the world fell silent, and everyone finally understood why they couldn't go to the bathhouse, such a pig-killing howl would definitely lead to the intervention of the public security organs.
The door opened, and when she saw the people coming out of it, Liu Yue's pupils dilated, and she saw Fang Zhang slowly walking out with Xiang Yu's support, and he walked out, not carried out.
Liu Yue'e pounced on her, hugged her seal tightly, and said, "You stood up." ”
Fang Zhang stroked Liu Yue's forehead weakly and said, "I'm back." ”
Hearing this, Liu Yue's body shuddered, and then looked at Fang
Zhang's eyes, at this time, Fang Zhang's eyes were completely cloudy, but turned bright, "You ......"
Fang Zhang said affectionately: "I'm back, thank you." ”
When Liu Yue'e heard this, she looked at the Yellow Emperor with a questioning look, and the Yellow Emperor said: "This is not something I can control, his amnesia and lack of physical function coexist, on the one hand, he will be cured, and on the other hand, he will recover." ”
Hearing this, Liu Yue's face changed, pushed away the room chapter and turned to leave.
Fang Zhang saw and said, "Yue'e!" said that he was about to chase out, but his mind took a step, but his body did not listen to the command, and he almost fell to the ground, but fortunately, Xiang Yu held him tightly.
"What's wrong with her?"
Xiang Yu said: "It's hard to say. ”
Vestibule.
Fang Zhang looked at his fat body and said, "What the hell is this! Lao Tzu has been in captivity for the past few years?" Everyone was silent.
"Wang Lao, that old immortal!" everyone was silent.
Immediately, Fang Zhang looked at the Yellow Emperor again, "Who is this old man?
The Yellow Emperor was not happy when he heard this, "Hey, how can you talk, I cured you." ”
When Fang Zhang heard this, he said thank you lightly, and then everyone explained to Fang Zhang about the events during the amnesia, and Fang Zhang didn't feel good when he heard it, "I wronged her." ”
Liu Yueqing said: "If you still have a little conscience, don't touch that thing." ”
Fang Zhang knew that what Liu Yueqing was talking about was the revenge system, and said: "Don't worry, I just don't have a conscience, I won't touch it, do you know what Lao Tzu was beaten into? Lao Tzu didn't even get close to the leader's body." ”
The Yellow Emperor snorted, "You think, do you have to have that ability!"
Eating people with a short mouth, taking people with short hands, thinking about the face of saving his life, Fang Zhang spared this old man for the time being.
Suddenly, Fang Zhang remembered something and said, "Liu Bang is back, let this grandson return the money to me quickly!"
Xiang Yu said: "I have already given it to you." ”
Fang Zhang said: "Don't give it to me, give it to our parents." ”
"I don't need you to say it. Immediately, Hou Yi glanced at Fang Zhang and said, "I said that you should put all your energy into losing weight now." ”
Before the words fell, the door of the outhouse opened, and Liu Yue'e came back from outside.
At this time, there were only two people left in the room, Liu Yue'e hugged her shoulders and looked out the window, Fang Zhang moved with difficulty, walked behind Liu Yue'e, gently hugged her thin waist, and said softly: "I have wronged you all these years." ”
Liu Yue'e didn't speak, still staring out the window, Fang Zhang continued: "I promise, no one can bully you in the future, and I will repay the grievances you have suffered exponentially!
Before the words fell, Liu Yue'e suddenly turned around, and lay down in Fang Zhang's heart with tears in her eyes, "I don't want you to pay it back, I just want you to be by my side forever." ”
Fang Zhang's heart trembled, and said, "This time, we are no longer separated. ”
Liu Yue'e said: "Fang Lang, I don't have any other requirements, so I beg you not to touch that system." ”
Fang Zhang said: "I promise you." ”
Liu Yue'e raised her head and looked at Fang Zhang, "Really?"
Fang Zhang smiled: "Pull the hook." ”
Liu Yue'e pulled Fang Zhang's hand, "I can tolerate everything from you, but if you get involved again, I will leave you forever, I don't want to see you die." ”
"Understood. ”
......
At this time, the sun was setting, the two looked out the window side by side, and Liu Yue'e asked, "Fang Lang, what are you thinking?"
Fang Zhang smiled evilly and said, "I'm wondering if my little Liu Yue'e can come today." ”
Liu Yue'e laughed when she heard this, "You are so bad!"
After the clouds and rain, Liu Yue'e said: "Fang Lang, don't say anything else, you have to lose weight, long-term obesity is too much burden on your body." ”
"yes, I can't believe I'd be like this. Fang Zhang said.
Then he continued: "Don't worry, I will recover as quickly as possible, and then give you the most decent wedding! I will also make you the happiest woman in the world, I said that no one can hurt you." ”
Liu Yue's heart warmed, and she lay on Fang Zhang's chest, "I don't care about these, I just need you, we have experienced too much, and today is something I dare not think." The corners of her eyes turned red as she spoke.
Fang Zhang also knew the sadness during this period and comforted: "Let's build our own future." ”
"Yes"
(End of chapter)