At noon, a joke spread quickly in Anlin Town.

It is said that a thief stole a motorcycle, but after being caught by a young man, he stabbed chrysanthemums with a mop rod, and the thief was lying on his stomach when he was taken to the police car, and there were blood stains on his pants, which can be called a model of whipping a fart into it.

The brutality of the means is unpleasant.

At this moment, in the restaurant on the side street, Wu Xiangjun was still sneering and laughing, "Ouch, hey...... Why are you so cruel~"

Guan Qiu, who was sitting opposite, couldn't laugh. There was no money in the first place, and the car was damaged, and the mirrors, turn signals and brake lines cost 120 yuan to replace them.

"He's lucky. If the police hadn't come, I'd have had to give him an anal leak. ”

Wu Xiangjun laughed for a while and said, "It's almost enough, it's a trouble to make a mortal enmity in case he comes out to take revenge." ”

Although Wu Xiangjun has not gone astray yet, her father is also out of the way, and since she was a child, she also has the concept of forgiving and forgiving these people, and there is no need to kill them all.

Guan Qiu rolled his eyes and said: "I didn't want to do anything to him, I just wanted him to pay me for the car repair, how do I know that kid lost his mind and went crazy, stealing a car and actually carrying a small bag with him, this kind of person will get it after not giving him a profound lesson." ”

"Well, that's right. ”

Wu Xiangjun nodded, pulled his sideburns and hair in a charming manner, and looked at Guan Qiu with expressive big eyes that seemed to be smiling, "Now let's talk about you lying to my father's mobile phone." ”

Guan Qiu immediately said: "What a lie, I bought it with real money, don't spew blood." ”

Wu Xiangjun is now particularly sensitive to the idioms in Guan Qiu's mouth, and always feels that there are other meanings. It's like this "bloody mouth", she feels that there is a problem.

Suppressing this doubt, Wu Xiangjun sneered: "100 yuan to buy two Suo Ai 618, why don't you grab it." ”

"It's better to be wrong than to rob!"

Wu Xiangjun bit his red lips, looked at him faintly and said, "Little brother, come out and ask for a righteous word, don't say we don't know each other, even if you and I are good friends, 100 yuan to buy my father's two mobile phones, isn't it too bullying?"

Guan Qiu originally planned to quibble, but after thinking about it, he said: "Otherwise, you lend me 20,000 yuan, and I will repay you 30,000 yuan with interest in half a year." What do you think?"

"Dreaming of a wife, thinking of beauty!"

"Huh-" Guan Qiu sneered, "I still have to think about it, my wife...... Forget it, I'm too lazy to tell you. Just say, borrow it or not. ”

"Why should I lend it to you? And do you borrow money from people like that?"

When Guan Qiu heard that there was really a door, his face suddenly changed, and he said with a smile: "Sister Xiangjun, listen to me tell you, money in the bank will not give birth to a baby, it will only keep depreciating, only by letting them flow, can you earn more generous rewards." ”

Wu Xiangjun was smiling in his eyes, but the words he said were very choking, "Where is the flow?

"Tut-tut, I didn't say you, don't always think so badly of people. I don't look like a good person though...... No, although I look young, I am a business wizard, and it is definitely more cost-effective for you to lend me money than to put it in the bank. ”

"What if I can't trust you?"

Guan Qiu swore with a gambling curse, "I promise you with my own sister's chastity that I will never lie to you." We can sign an agreement, and if we don't pay it back within the time limit, I'll ...... I'll make you a horse back then. ”

Wu Xiangjun looked at him suspiciously, "Really?"

"Rest assured, it's definitely more true than pearls. "Seeing that the money is about to be cheated...... After borrowing it, Guan Qiu smiled happily and said: "It's no problem to be a cow and a horse, but you have to remember to give me grass to eat when the time comes." ”

"Don't worry, I'll give you - grassy ......"

Wu Xiangjun only came back to his senses after speaking, why did this sound so awkward.

……

Under Guan Qiu's soft grinding and hard bubbles, Wu Xiangjun finally went to the bank and took out 15,000 yuan for him.

When he got out of the bank, Wu Xiangjun remembered that he came to him today to ask for money for his mobile phone, why did he give him money instead? This is not right~

Before Guan Qiulin ran away, Wu Xiangjun grabbed him and took him to her father's store to make an IOU before letting him go.

After the sound of Guan Qiu's motorcycle was gone, Wu Cripple couldn't help but laugh and said, "Why did you lend him the money? Let me tell you, this man is a scoundrel." ”

Inexplicably borrowed fifteen thousand to go out, Wu Xiangjun also had a little brain pain, rubbed Qingming's acupoint and said, "I don't know if you have found one thing, Dad, this person seems to know us very well." I watched him closely, and both when I first met me and when I got along afterwards, he seemed very natural, with no hint of disguise. It's like...... It's like an old friend you've known for decades. ”

Wu Cripple's hair stood up when she said it, "Could it be that he specifically understood us?"

Wu Xiangjun shook his head, "I don't know." But I don't think it's that simple~"

The father and daughter will not believe that Guan Qiu is a reborn person, so naturally there is no way to find the flaw.

The two of them didn't figure it out when they wanted to break their heads, and in the end, Wu Xiangjun didn't think about it at all, and said with a smile: "This person is very interesting, and his personality and temper also have an appetite for me, as long as he doesn't come to pit us on purpose, it doesn't hurt to get to know us." ”

"I hope so~"

……

In the cake shop on the small street, the landlord and proprietress who were dressed in a riotous manner stared at Guan Qiu as if she were looking at a little milk dog, "Where is Xiaoguan from?"

Guan Qiu, who was covered with goosebumps, laughed a few times and said, "Countryman." ”

"Giggle...... It's quite humorous. The proprietress of the covered her mouth and smiled, and her laughter trembled like a crowing old hen.

After the laughter stopped, the proprietress walked to the door of the store and looked outside, stretched out her hand to pull the roller shutter door down halfway, and walked back to sit on the sofa next to Guan Qiu, "You can also see the location of this store, and the transfer fee of 3,000 yuan is definitely not expensive on the small street." If it weren't for the fact that I didn't want to cheapen a few dirty ghosts, I would have transferred it out a long time ago. ”

"Hehe, yes~" Guan Qiu had an ominous premonition in his heart. This lady should not ...... You want to take advantage of me, right?

Then he became entangled in his heart, whether he was selling his art or not his body, or selling his body or not his art?

At that moment, his right leg suddenly became hot, and he glanced at a slightly darkened palm with a platinum ring covering his thigh.

“…… My own mother...... This is the ...... "Guan Qiu's more than 30 years of life, it is the first time he has encountered this situation, and he is a little confused for a while, and he doesn't know what to do.

"Do you want to sell your young flesh and body?" online, etc., I'm in a hurry......

Seeing that Guan Qiu's muscles were tense, and the proprietress didn't have to move an inch, she asked with a smile: "I take the liberty of asking, what business is Xiao Guan going to do after he puts the store over?"

"Uh...... Prepare to open a small Internet café. Guan Qiu said stubbornly. Under the high level of mental tension, I only felt that the temperature of the palm on my leg was getting higher and higher.

"Open an Internet café......" The proprietress was obviously a little surprised, "Yo, I can't see that Xiaoguan's strength is not small, and the investment is hundreds of thousands, right?"

"Not so much. I don't own a big internet café. ”

"This store is so big, no matter how small it is, the investment of 100,000 yuan is always required. ”

Guan Qiu knew that he couldn't charge a lot of money at this time, otherwise he would wait diligently to "kill pigs", "Well, it's almost." My friend and I also started our business, and most of the funds were borrowed, otherwise we wouldn't have come to Anlin Town. ”

"That's ......"

The hot palm of the proprietress rubbed back and forth on Guan Qiu's leg twice, "If you don't see it as good as this, I will charge you 1000 for the transfer fee, but there is a condition......"

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