Chapter 847: Kill Their Sheep! (1st Update)
Chapter 847
When he heard that after countless years, there would be a monk from the monk realm who would once again ascend to the immortal realm, the Jade Emperor was unprecedentedly excited. The pen %fun %pavilion www.biquge.info is even more excited to slam the table!
The monk realm is truly the cradle of the rise of the strong! Their foundation is solid, their cultivation is stable, and especially after experiencing the Heavenly Tribulation, their realm is even more stable! This is all incomparable to the local monks in the immortal realm. Moreover, in the monk realm, etc., who has reached the realm of ascension and successfully crossed the tribulation and entered the immortal realm, which one is not a genius who calls for wind and rain in the nether realm! Which one is not one in a thousand, or even one in a hundred thousand, or even one among hundreds of millions or even hundreds of millions of people!
It can be said that the same monk who has ascended up can completely crush the monks of the same realm in the immortal realm! As soon as the ascension pool is opened, it means that the immortal realm once again has a steady stream of strong support and talent reserves! Moreover, it is an elite talent reserve!
"Okay! What you said!" Feeling the excitement of the Jade Emperor, Zhang Xiaodong returned with a smile. If he knew that it was the Jade Emperor who personally greeted him, a monk who had ascended to the lower realm, I don't know if this guy Liu Guanzhong would be scared to death!
"Ahh
"What's wrong?" asked Zhang Xiaodong.
"Did you tell anyone about the location of that Ascension Pool that you landed in the Immortal Realm last time?" the Jade Emperor asked suddenly.
"No, no one knows except me and Laojun. Zhang Xiaodong returned. But as soon as this guy finished speaking, Zhang Xiaodong suddenly thought of something.
"No, how does that bastard know about Rulai!" the Jade Emperor wondered, "I know Lao Jun, not the kind of person who chews his tongue and talks nonsense everywhere. ”
"This... This one.. I seem to remember, there are two more people who know. Hearing this, Zhang Xiaodong suddenly stammered.
"What's wrong?
"It's two shepherds. Zhang Xiaodong returned embarrassedly, "To be exact, it is an old man who is herding sheep and his grandson who pretends to be tender." Oh yes, I remember telling the grandparents that they seemed to be one of Dong Yong's lamb kebab suppliers. ”
"What! two sheep herders!" the Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes widened.
"Yes, at the beginning... Zhang Xiaodong explained the original thing with some embarrassment.
"The sheep herder misunderstood me! I can't be wrong, I didn't expect me and you to be betrayed by a sheep herder!" The Jade Emperor slapped the table, "No, I will never spare them! Tell no one, I have to tell Rulai about the goods! Doesn't he know that I hate Rulai the most?"
"Ahh This kind of thing can't be hidden. Zhang Xiaodong hurriedly persuaded. If there is anything that the Buddha wants to know, is there anything he can't know?
"No! It must not be just left to it!" The Jade Emperor gritted his teeth, "Forget what my face is, and how will I serve the public in the future!
"Jade Emperor... Zhang Xiaodong was about to continue to persuade, after all, the Son of Heaven was angry and ambushed millions of corpses. But before Zhang Xiaodong finished speaking, the Jade Emperor spoke.
"I won't let them go, I must give them a bloody lesson! I have decided! Let Dong Yong cancel their grandson's lamb skewer supplier! From now on, Dong Yong's brand mutton skewers will never use them a pound of mutton again, I swear to the sky!" said the Jade Emperor fiercely.
"It's over?" Zhang Xiaodong was stunned.
"I'm going to send 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals to kill all their sheep!
"Finished?"
"Yes, it's over. ”
"Jade Emperor, are you so honest, are you drinking again?" Zhang Xiaodong wiped his cold sweat.
"Ahem, no... Didn't drink much. ”
“。。。。。 Zhang Xiaodong was speechless, "Jade Emperor, think about it, did you drink too much and leak the secret?
"Absolutely not! No, wait, you let me think about it... It doesn't seem to be... Oh no. Two days ago, Manjushri seemed to have come to fight with me!" The Jade Emperor scratched his head, "No, is it Manjushri or Puxian?" Ah, forget it, anyway, none of the two of them can I drink!Hahaha, speaking of which, I can't help but laugh until now, stinky boy, you don't know, the two of them were filled with the bear-like Ah, and then after the Maitreya guy came, I was defeated. Ha ha... You still want to get drunk with that little bit of alcohol!hahaha!"
“。。。。。 Zhang Xiaodong wiped his cold sweat. I thought to myself, Brother Jade Emperor, you can take the dog with you! As for the two Bodhisattvas drinking, it is normal for them to drink. In the mortal world, monks are not allowed to drink alcohol. However, the wine in the fairy world is different, and it is good for cultivation, and neither Buddhism nor Taoism refuses.
At the same time, somewhere in the fairy world, there was a Flying Ascension Pool that had been in disrepair for a long time, "Manjushri, did you say that the Jade Emperor deliberately pretended to be drunk and fooled us?"
"No, as far as I know, His Majesty the Jade Emperor doesn't have that amount of wine!" Manjushri replied with a confident face. "But even so, His Majesty the Jade Emperor is known for his casual nonsense. When I'm not drunk, I'm often foolish, and it's hard to say when I'm drunk. Whatever, there are indeed heavenly soldiers and generals around here, and it shouldn't be wrong. We will also find some people to guard, not afraid of 10,000, just in case!"
Listening to Manjushri's words, Puxian nodded. "Hey, by the way, is it possible that what the Buddha guessed is true? That is, the barrier between the monk realm and the immortal realm has been opened, and the monks of the lower realm can soar?" asked Fuxian Bodhisattva curiously.
"The deity doesn't know either, but if the Buddha's guess is true, it will be terrifying!" Manjushri said with a serious face. At that time, it will not only be the Jade Emperor's business, but not just the Buddha's business! The Nether Ascension Passage will be opened again, and if this news spreads, I am afraid that the entire immortal world will be shocked! Even the immortals at the bottom will be so excited that they can't sleep, after all, this means too many things!
And at this moment, if Zhang Xiaodong was at the scene, and he would definitely be angry when he heard these words. Obviously, it was the Jade Emperor who leaked the secret, but it was actually pushed on the heads of me and the two sheep herders! I also want to kill all other people's sheep, is there any humanity! But now it is really lively, not only the Jade Emperor is blocked in the Ascension Pool, but even the Buddha is also blocked!
Immortal Realm Jade Void Palace, "What are you talking about!The Jade Emperor and Rulai both sent people to guard a dilapidated Flying Ascension Pool?" When he heard Taiyi Zhenren's words, Yuan Shi Tianzun stood up suddenly.
Biyou Palace!"Is this true?" The Tongtian Sect Master also had a puzzled face.
"Back to the master, it's true! The disciple was set up when he was drinking with Maitreya Buddha!"