"Hey, come and help, I'm short of manpower!"

The next day, Emperor Wu went to the Straw Hat Ranch to deliver the seeding cart and found that Benjamin's family was busy.

"Mr. Benjamin, what's the matter, has your cattle been stolen?" Emperor Wu jumped out of the seeding cart.

"God, it's more depressing than being stolen, one of my cows is lost, and I'm gone!" Benjamin shook his head and continued, "To be exact, the cow eloped with my sheepdog." ”

It's really a whole world full of wonders, a cow can still have a relationship with a dog?

Emperor Wu couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"But that's not what worries me the most, the other cow has something trickier. ”

"What? Your cows are getting weirder than the other. "This is a strange thing for Emperor Wu.

"The lost one is fine, with the name of my ranch printed on the hoof, and others will send it back when they see it. Benjamin said earnestly.

"True or false, if it were in the Celestial Empire, you would see the words Straw Hat Ranch on the steak you bought at the steakhouse. ”

Benjamin was telling the truth, the ranchers in Pelican Town never worried about lost cattle and sheep, they knew each other, and they wouldn't ruin the rapport between neighbors for the sake of a cow, and besides, there was no need for that.

A few weeks ago, a ranch lost an Angus cow, and finally found the cow in front of a billboard on the side of the road, and it was staring at the steak poster on it, thinking about the cow.

"Come, follow me to the back, I'll blow your mind. ”

Benjamin turned around and walked to the backyard after speaking, and Emperor Wu followed behind, maybe he could learn some experience from this old rancher.

When he arrived at the haystack shed, a yellow and white cow was standing on a one-centimeter-high haystack and wandering, he had been single for too long, and Emperor Wu felt that the cow had clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and his body was round and full, which made him more excited than seeing Abby and Amanda last night.

Old Benjamin entered the shed and laughed, looking very excited, "Come on, friends, there are things in this world that you don't want to do but have to do. ”

"For example, I don't do it. "Emperor Wu felt that he was going to do something.

"Haha, as a rancher, sooner or later you will encounter this kind of thing. Benjamin walked over to the cow's butt and pointed to the little hole.

"Damn, Benjamin, what are you going to do to this cow, we are kind and innocent human beings, and besides, prostitution in Australia is legal, why bother with a cow. Emperor Wu took two steps back and stared at Benjamin with incredulous eyes.

Old Benjamin put his hands on his head, "Oh God, where do you want to go, this cow is going to give birth, premature, we have to deliver it." ”

"Uh......" Emperor Wu smiled awkwardly.

"Do you think I'm going to study the Minotaurs?" Benjamin was struck by his thoughts.

"Damn, how to deliver babies, shouldn't these be done by veterinarians or more professional personnel?" Emperor Wu hurriedly diverted the topic, the sequelae of watching too many human and animal films.

It's almost born, and the cow is still eating the grass on the ground, and there is no need to be a mother at all, like a little girl who has not experienced the world and is unexpectedly pregnant.

"Veterinarians, oh no, they're drinking coffee or making out with their wives in a town fifty kilometers away, and when they come, the cow will be ready to make beef jerky." ”

"Well, like a woman giving birth?"

"That's right, a little more primitive. Benjamin made a pulling motion, which meant pulling the calf out directly.

"Okay, okay, I think you can give it a try, I'll be eating beef jerky and cheering you on the side. Emperor Wu gave Old Benjamin a thumbs up.

Benjamin's head shook like a rattle, "No, no, no, I want you to do this." ”

"Why?" Emperor Wu really couldn't imagine reaching into the indescribable part of the cow.

Next, Benjamin instilled a set of "100 things that a rancher must do" to Emperor Wu, and said that he refused to give birth to a cow for the first time, but after doing it once, he felt that it was the most wonderful thing in the world.

Emperor Wu was speechless, and for the sake of him borrowing a seeding cart and giving him a large basket of potatoes, he gave it a try.

Personally delivered it, because sooner or later this situation will be encountered in his ranch, and this is also part of the life of the ranch, as a rancher, how can he not do this, Emperor Wu persuaded himself.

According to Benjamin's guidance, Emperor Wu walked behind the cow, rolled up his sleeves and prepared to be a midwife, Benjamin helped him hold the cow's buttocks, and Emperor Wu stretched his right hand straight in.

"If you find a watch, can you help me get it out?" said Benjamin's son quietly.

"BROTHER, LAST YEAR, LIKE YOU, I DID THIS WORK FOR THE FIRST TIME, AND ENDED UP LEAVING THE NEW IWATCH BEHIND. Benjamin's son said.

"Damn, does this cow have a name? How about a self-propelled storage machine?" Emperor Wu was helpless, "Also, if you want to inherit the pasture in the future, you should also learn it." ”

"THAT IWATCH, THAT'S WHY I DON'T WANT HIM TO DO IT. Old Benjamin said with a serious face.

Old man Benjamin prepared the rope, and what Emperor Wu had to do was to pull out the two hind limbs of the calf, tie it to the rope, and then pull it out of the cow as a whole.

As soon as he started pulling, Emperor Wu already smelled a smell of smoky cow dung, because the cow had actually started to poop.

"Benjamin, I'm going to eat and drink at your house for a month! I'll have to take ten showers to wash the damn smell away. "Emperor Wu is going crazy.

Benjamin laughs and says, "Don't be nervous, think of it as a beautiful girl, I've been doing it for decades." ”

The calf was halfway pulled out, and Benjamin and his son rushed forward to help, and the three of them stood behind the cow's ass like a tug-of-war.

"Keep it up!

The calf was not small, and it took a lot of effort to pull it out.

Emperor Wu hurriedly went to the faucet next to him to rinse his arm, which was mixed with various unknown liquids.

"Well done, Emperor Wu, it's a pity that the calf didn't look at this world and went to heaven. Benjamin said, holding the calf.

"I'm here to do cardiac resuscitation. Emperor Wu said.

"It's useless, the animals don't eat this, premature animals don't live for more than ten seconds. Old Benjamin waved his hand.

"If I revive it, the calf will be mine. Emperor Wu said.

"Absolutely. "Benjamin has lived on the ranch for most of his life, and he's seen it happen a lot.

The calf's heart was still beating weakly, very weak, almost in a state of near death, the old man Benjamin couldn't feel it, but Emperor Wu, who had the help of Shennong's spirit, could feel it.

Dead horses are also used as live horse doctors, Emperor Wu wants to try it with the aura in his body, and if it happens, he can also get a calf.

Emperor Wu summoned the aura, moved the calf's mouth and exhaled inside.

The movements were so subtle and sideways that Benjamin and his son couldn't see what was happening.

Emperor Wu held the calf's neck, placed his left hand on its heart, and slowly sensed it with his eyes closed.

He could feel the aura slipping from his mouth through his esophagus into his stomach.

After three seconds, the calf's heart beat noticeably faster and his eyes twitched.

"Moo!" the calf is alive!

It broke free from Emperor Wu's embrace and jumped to the ground and ran around, while its mother was still grazing as if nothing happened.

"Oh my God, you saved it. Benjamin felt that most of his life had been in vain.

I didn't expect the 2.0 version of the aura to be so powerful, it can save the dying calf, the panacea, incredible!

"Haha, Benjamin, don't forget our agreement, this calf is mine. Emperor Wu shouted excitedly.

Benjamin laughed, "Of course, your ranch hasn't been built yet, so you can keep it with me." ”

"Thank you, Benjamin, for giving me a calf and helping me raise it, and for counting the money for me when I sold it. ”

The second half of the sentence Emperor Wu was said in Chinese.

Benjamin didn't understand what it meant to "be sold and help count the money", and asked "What? This calf has just been born, and it can't be sold for a price." ”

Because of the premature birth, the calf is very thin, and its limbs are as thin as chopsticks, and a gust of wind can hang on it, but with the spirit of Shennong, this is not a problem.

Seeing the power of the aura, Emperor Wu planned to convert the aura, mix it into the drinking water of the livestock in his pasture, and make the cattle and sheep grow fat and strong.

Emperor Wu grabbed the calf and held it in his arms, "Your name is Xiao Ming, do you know?"

This is the cow he personally delivered, and Emperor Wu wants to contact it and let Xiao Ming be a "sheep cow" in the future.

A strong bull grazing sheep on the grassland, which sheep dares to run disobediently and kick it away with one hoof!

Benjamin's son filmed the whole process and sent it to Emperor Wu as a souvenir.

Looking at the photos, Wu Dile was happy and sent one to the dormitory group.

A few minutes later, the group exploded!

"Beast, let go of that cow! Something is coming at me!"

"Your sister!"

"Damn, after finishing the Yanmar and getting the Australian cow, you grandson!"

Ma Yang: "Pay attention to the brothers in the future, this kid is all on the cow, let alone a man." ”

Emperor Wu laughed, Benjamin's son was puzzled, came over to see, and after Emperor Wu's translation, he was also happy.

It turned out that when this photo was taken, because of the angle, Emperor Wu stood behind the cow's buttocks, looking as if he was doing piston movements, and the cow's expression was also very cooperative, closing his eyes and opening his mouth, which was very enjoyable.

"I thought the Chinese were very reserved, and there were also people like you who were open. Benjamin Jr. said with a smile.

"Hey, isn't there a saying, there is no man who does not cheat, but the temptation is not enough;

Emperor Wu lazily explained to a few buddies in the dormitory, and replied: "Maden Wei, don't forget to run naked!"

Madewei sent a shy expression and wrote: "I finally understand why this kid wants me to run naked, I want to inspect the goods a priori, I hate it!"

Emperor Wu is going to faint, on the yellow joke, these buddies are invincible in the world.

I miss college life a lot, four or five years after graduation, the feelings of the brothers have not changed, and they can bury each other on the Internet, not as the old wolf sang, "The letter is more and more polite." ”