Hanging up the phone, Guan Qiu was also funny when he thought about it.

His sister Guan Youyouzhong talked about the poison of Journey to the West, and kept saying that her crush was a great hero of the world, and one day he would step on the seven-colored auspicious clouds to marry her.

Then I waited until I was 35 years old, and I never saw her grow her middle fingernails.

……

Fang Qiao over there saw that he had finished calling, stood up and said, "Guan Qiu, let's go back first." ”

"What's the hurry, sit down again. Guan Qiu got up and stayed.

"I don't want to sit down, I have to take a shower and wash my clothes when I go back. ”

Guan Qiu nodded, "Okay, then I'll send you." ”

"No need. You've had a busy day today, so get some rest early!"

"I'm not tired...... Guan Qiu insisted on sending the two sisters downstairs.

Autumn is cool, the temperature outside is significantly lower, the night wind blows, and the leaves make a rattling sound.

Xiu Yatou walked behind slowly, and when she arrived downstairs in the share house, Fang Qiao went upstairs first very "reasonably", and then she stood in front of Guan Qiu, bowing her head and not speaking.

Guan Qiu couldn't help but want to laugh, raised his hand and hooked her chin and asked, "Do you want to hug?" After speaking, without waiting for the show girl to answer, the ape arm relaxed, hugged her into his arms, and came to a French wet kiss.

Two minutes later, her lips parted, Xiu Yatou's face was flushed, her eyes were blurred, and she couldn't stand on her feet when she leaned on Guan Qiu.

Guan Qiu just wanted to tease him, but the bell of "Bri Bird" rang in his pocket, which woke Fang Xiu up, hurriedly let go of his hand, and said, "I'll go back first", then turned around and went up the stairs.

Guan Qiu looked at the back of the show girl, and was painful and happy for a while. The eldest sister-in-law is good at everything, just a little, the principle is too strong, look at what she means, she doesn't want to sleep with her sister until she gets married.

"Hey—it looks like we're still going to have to find a way to see the needle!"

Guan Qiu turned around and walked a few steps before taking out his phone, "Hey-"

……

Sunshine Luti Flower Show Internet Cafe.

Zhou Donghai's intuition is very accurate, that little ruffian is really looking for trouble. However, it is not directly picking quarrels and provoking trouble, but harassing the female guest next door.

He first lay most of his body in the chair, put his feet on the computer desk, and then tilted his body to listen to the song while watching the QQ chat of the working girl on his right.

The girl was embarrassed by him, and concentrated on watching movies after turning off QQ.

The little ruffian turned his head and stared at the faces with squinting eyes. stared at it for five minutes, and directly stared the girl away.

Zhou Donghai couldn't help it, and ran to pat him on the shoulder and asked him to put his feet down, which was actually indirectly reminding him not to make trouble.

The little ruffian was very "on the road" and immediately put his feet down.

Zhou Donghai saw that he had no choice, so he had to continue to let him go.

Who knew that less than three minutes after he left, the little ruffian crooked his buttocks, and changed his direction to look at the working girl on the left to chat about QQ.

This girl is more tough, and after being stared at by Xiao Young for two minutes, she turned around and said fiercely: What to see!

The little ruffian said, "Which eye do you see me?"

The girl quarreled with him for a few words, and changed the computer before Zhou Donghai came over to mediate.

Zhou Donghai saw that this was not good, and came over to let him get off the plane.

The little ruffian said that he was joking, and then he didn't get off the plane. After Zhou Donghai left, he changed to another girl, and then peeked at someone's QQ number to add it. If the girl doesn't add it, he will be harassed there all the time.

Zhou Donghai came over to let him go, this little ruffian finally went crazy, pointed at his nose and scolded: I'm CNM, Lao Tzu is on the net, you always have a crooked hair with this twitter!

Zhou Donghai pressed his personality and let him scold a few words. After the other party sat down, he returned to the bar and called Guan Qiu.

……

"That's about the way it is. ”

After speaking, Zhou Donghai also said angrily: "Just now he went to add the guest QQ number again, but if people didn't add it, he scolded others, and the scolding was still very ugly." Just the kung fu you came, four guests walked before and after. ”

Guan Qiu put the key on the bar and asked, "What's his name?" ”

"Hmm......" Zhou Donghai looked down and said, "Yang is too strict." ”

"Yang is too strict, hehe, he is still not strict, then I will help him take care of it today. ”

Saying that, Guan Qiu clapped his hands in the middle of the Internet café, and when all the guests in the Internet café turned their heads, he smiled and said: "I am the owner of this shop! I'm sorry, there was a bed bug in the Internet café today, which affected everyone's mood on the Internet, I am here to apologize to everyone, the Internet is free today." ”

Most of the people in the Internet café are ordinary part-time workers, most of them are girls, and everyone laughed happily when they heard Guan Qiu's words.

Guan Qiu smiled and said, "Wait a minute, everyone sit in their seats, don't panic, I'll help you get this bed bug out." ”

Saying that, Guan Qiu came to the back of seat 27 and smiled at the two guests next to him: "Please move your seat to the side." ”

Guests 26 and 28 moved their chairs.

Guan Qiu looked at the little ruffian, smiled and said, "You kid rat licking cat-B, it's okay to find excitement, right?"

The little ruffian who was sitting there suspiciously, subconsciously felt bad in his heart, and then he was about to get up and stand up, Guan Qiu grabbed his middle part, pressed his head on the chair, and then dragged his hair out of the seat.

"Ah...... Hurt...... CNM's Quick Release ...... Let go of the ......" The little ruffian protected his hair with one hand, and tried to scratch Guan Qiu with the other hand, and his feet were still kicking.

Guan Qiu saw that he actually dared to punch Wang Ba with a scumbag, raised his left hand and slapped it towards his right cheek.

"Smack-"

The slap echoed in the Internet café, and the men who sat on the chairs with wide-eyed eyes subconsciously shrank their shoulders, while many girls closed their eyes slightly, and their mouths made a "hissing" gasp sound - it hurts!

The little ruffian was a little stunned by this slap, and suddenly stopped struggling, and was dragged out of the Internet café with a gold star in his eyes.

It's barely nine o'clock now, and people come and go on Guangming Road, the sound of bicycle bells, the sudden sound of motorcycles, the sound of car horns, and the noisy human voices, converging to create a small street movement that belongs to 2003.

When Guan Qiu dragged the little ruffian Yang Taiyan's hair to the street lamp in front of the door, soon, Internet café customers, pedestrians on the road, and the owners and clerks of the neighborhoods surrounded him.

The owner of the hair salon next door, Rong Yaan, still had a rice bowl in his hand, and stood in the crowd with a gloating face to watch the excitement.

Guan Qiu didn't pay attention to these people who were watching the excitement, grabbed Yang Taiyan's hair and made him raise his face, and asked, "Who told you to come to my Internet café to make trouble?"

Yang Taiyan, who came back to his senses, didn't speak, covered his hair with his hands, and glared at him fiercely with small eyes, with a posture of "Tiger Falling Pingyang".

Guan Qiu's palms fell, "Smack!"

"Hiss-" The crowd of onlookers soured for a while.

Rong ASEAN, who was eating, said "Huh" with a crooked mouth and slanted eyes. He didn't have to experience it to know how painful the slap was.

"......" Yang Taiyan's beaten dog jumped off the wall in a hurry, and he spit out two words in his mouth and planned to fight hard.

Guan Qiu didn't allow him to resist, he pressed down with his head in his hands, and directly hit his knee after his left knee met it.

Yang Taiyan screamed miserably, covering his peach blossom face with both hands, and tears and snot came down.

Guan Qiu turned a blind eye, grabbed his hair and raised his head, and asked, "Why did you come to my Internet café to make trouble?"

"I'll you......" Yang Taiyan let go of his bloody hand and tried to scratch at Guan Qiu's face.

"Smack!" Guan Qiu's eyes were quick, and he slapped again.

"Huh~~" There was a burst of boos from the crowd who didn't know whether they were scared or excited, and they continued to stare wide-eyed, but no one called the police.

One is that mobile phones are still considered luxury goods now, compared to the iPhone X of later generations, iPhone XS Max or something is much rarer, at least half of the onlookers do not have mobile phones,

The two people have not yet developed the habit of calling the police as soon as they encounter an accident.

Three, such an exciting thing, how boring is it to call the police?

"I ......"

"Smack!"

"Huh~~"

"Pap-pa-pa-"

After asking three times in a row, Guan Qiu stopped asking, and kept pumping his mouth left and right. When the little ruffian tried to resist, he kicked his knee and elbow, and then pulled his hair and continued to pump, so that his eyes and mouth were swollen, and his saliva mixed with blood wet his chest.

Ten minutes later, when Guan Qiu's slap was raised again, the little ruffian finally relented, "Don't ...... Other...... Stop it. Be...... It's the owner of the Bright Internet Cafe, Eagle...... Yin Shaosong asked me to come over. ”

"Smack-"