Unplugged the power, a feeling of exhaustion came up, Fang Zhang fell directly on the bed, closed his eyes, and opened his eyes at noon the next day......

Fang Zhang lazily lay on the bed and brushed the news on his mobile phone, and when it came to the local news, Fang Zhang's head was big, and he was on the news again, "Two Men Stealing Donkeys from the Zoo, What Reason Is?" The title is very attractive, but the content is messy, without a marginal preface or afterword, and even Fang Zhang's cultural level has found typos.

Most of the comments from netizens are a picture of the beginning, and the content is all based on such ridicule. It was originally a real thing, but because of this irresponsible behavior, it was distorted and became a story.

It doesn't matter how netizens comment, but when you see the god commenting on the room chapter, you can't be calm, it is a short comment from a network named special commentator Liu Yue'e, although it is only a short four words, but it has received tens of thousands of likes, and the content is: Happy people's hearts!

Fang Zhang threw away his mobile phone, this stinky! You wait for Lao Tzu!

Don't think about it if you're not happy, there is good news now, that is, it only took me an hour to solve the problem, and the rent should only be paid in half.

Fang Zhang picked up PHS, the black market was gone, and it was a text message instead.

Hello dear users, the props you use are damaged, should be compensated according to the price, climate bottle: 3,600 yuan, soft hedgehog armor: 60,000 yuan, Tang people black knife wear fee: 11,000 yuan, rental fee: 18,000 yuan, total: 92,600 yuan. Please deposit all the money into your account within the specified time, and you will be responsible for the consequences if you fail to repay it within the time limit.

When Fang Zhang saw this, his hairs stood up, and he went straight from heaven to hell, what could he pay back for the small 100,000 yuan! At that time, he didn't say that there was still a wear and tear fee! And this soft hedgehog armor was useless under the attack of the enchanted weapon, and he should ask them for compensation for mental damages!

It's over, I'm going to see Lord Yama in advance now......

In the afternoon, Fang Zhang held Wangcai in one hand, a large crystal glass ashtray in the other, and stood in the small garden with a blue face, he was waiting for Wang Laojiao.

Ten minutes later, Wang Laojiao appeared with his hands behind his back and saw Fang Zhang's face stiffened, and his face was full of incredulity: "You ......"

Fang Zhangyin interrupted: "I can't imagine it, Lao Tzu is still alive!" As he spoke, he picked up the ashtray and smashed it towards Wang Laozi's front door, "Why don't you tell Lao Tzu that there are still these things in this system!" Wang Lao's turtle scurried, "Didn't you survive!"

Fang Zhang grabbed Wang Lao's turtle, grabbed the back collar and picked up the ashtray, "Lao Tzu is at your dog's head." ”

After venting, Fang Zhang said emotionally: "Alive? Yes, I'm still alive." ”

As he spoke, he took off his shirt, and at the same time, he only heard a few girls next to him exclaim, "Ah, hooligan!"

When the girl heard this, she snorted and walked away, "What's there, it's not that I haven't seen it, don't you have a few abdominal muscles?" ”

Wang Laojiao looked at the scars on Fang Zhang's body and said in surprise: "I'll go, you were grilled as a lamb skewer from the system?"

"I'll fuck your sister. "Fang Zhang is again.

Wang Lao Turtle immediately changed his words, "You have made a lot of crimes, can you tell Grandpa what you have been through, and let me share your pain?"

"Don't make that useless, let me ask you, why can't I get a scar after eating fairy beans. ”

"Wouldn't it be nice to have a scar from a normal puncture injury, and it's full of manliness. ”

"There's a fart, if I go home like this, my parents will see that they have to think that I am involved in some underground organization that cracks down hard, and they will definitely send me to the public security organs to turn me in. Fang Zhang said excitedly.

"There's no way, Xiandou can't do anything about the scars left by the puncture injury, or you have a tattoo, what a jubilant, gray wolf. ”

Fang Zhang put on his clothes, "Forget it." ”

Fang Zhang was not afraid, glad that he didn't let his face out at that time, if this was a scare, but there would be some fun, and then said: "But I feel that this physical fitness is much stronger, the most obvious is that the fat on the lower belly is gone, and the abdominal muscles are out." ”

"That's right, although the system is virtual, but your experience is real, don't look at just a few hours, the knowledge in this can be great, the intensity is dozens of times your usual exercise, a specific environment, so that you can produce obvious results in a very short time. This should also be the trend of the next development of the system, to improve the quality level of the retaliator as a whole. ”

Hearing this, Fang Zhang's face darkened, "It's to improve the taste of feed, and if the things in it run out, human civilization will end here." ”

"Why are you so imaginative, can Super Marie mushrooms be taken out of the TV and stir-fried? It's just a program. ”

Fang Zhang didn't care, and said, "I owe 100,000 yuan, what do you say." ”

"You owe money, what are you looking for me for?" Wang Laogui looked puzzled.

"What are you looking for? Is the black market your ghost? Is all the money in your pocket? Spit it out to Lao Tzu. ”

Hearing the black market, Wang Lao's face changed, "You have a black market?"

"You're still pretending to be confused with me!" Fang Zhang said, waving the ashtray in his hand again.

Bang, Wang Laojiao did not sit still this time, but grabbed Fang Zhang's arm with one hand and blocked the blow. Fang Zhang grinned, gritted his back molars and said, "Yo, the old thing is very energetic!"

Wang Lao Turtle shook off the room seal, and said with a solemn face: "I warn you, don't use the black market!"

This sloppy old man has never been so serious, Fang Zhang said carefully: "What's the matter, I would have died without it!"

"You can't die, there will be help. ”

"Bah, who believes me. ”

Wang Laojiao's face was a little embarrassed, and he walked back with his hands behind his back and said: "In short, don't use it again, this time is a lesson, the black market is full of unscrupulous businessmen, full of traps and make you bankrupt every minute, and all of them are fakes, there is no official warranty." ”

Fang Zhang recognized this point, caught up, and said, "What about the money?"

Wang Lao Turtle didn't reply: "Borrow it with your ability, and pay it back with your ability!"

Fang Zhang chased over and hugged Wang Lao's leg, Wang Laojiao was startled, and then explained to the people around him: "Hey, hey, look at it, he fell by himself, I didn't touch him......"

The people next to him scoffed at his behavior, you really have the guts to fly with the downline, the guy touches the porcelain old man, and you deserve to be blackmailed for a son.

Fang Zhang looked like a scoundrel and said, "I don't care, anyway, you have to give me 2,000 capital to turn over, and pay you back 20,000!"

"I think it's a meat bun beating a dog, and there is no return. ”

"Say whatever you want. ”

......

Fang Zhang took 2,000 yuan, was in a good mood, and went directly to the barbecue restaurant not far from his home......