Chapter 1082 I don't understand again

On the morning of April Fool's Day, Jiang Xiafa was so meager that it was strange for some people to believe it.

Every day, people come to urge Jiangxia to release albums and new songs.

But for such a long time, there was no movement, and everyone routinely urged them.

On any day, Jiang Xiafa is so meager that the majority of netizens will also like to see it.

Only today, April Fool's Day, April 1st, you come to such a sentence, who will believe it?

Not a single one.

Even Nalan Fat De expressed disbelief below.

When Jiang Xia told You Fangfei, You Fangfei laughed and scolded Jiang Xia for being funny.

When everyone thought it was fake, it became true, which is more like an April Fool's joke.

The only thing that knows that Jiangxia's new song is really going to be released today is the major music platforms.

They have already received the song master tape from Gongshan Studio.

Gongshan Studio doesn't have many requirements, the only requirement is that it can't be publicized in advance, and it only needs to be uploaded on time at 12 o'clock at noon.

In addition, Gongshan Studio also gave a good news, that is, Jiangxia's new album will be open to all platforms in the form of a digital album.

Originally, Jiangxia's digital music albums were only sold in Flying Birds, and later other platforms bought the copyrights at a large price before they could be sold, but the sales were far inferior to Flying Birds.

As one of the few first-line singers in China, Jiang Xia's song copyright is not bought by any platform.

On any platform, Jiangxia's popularity is among the top three.

Even if there are singers who suddenly become popular, there are no large numbers of people who can squeeze Jiang Xia out of the top three.

In Flying Bird Music, Jiangxia has been sitting on the first throne for several years.

After ending the years of piracy, major platforms have started a copyright war.

At present, Flying Bird is far ahead, and the main reason for leading is that Gongshan Studio had a good cooperation with Flying Bird, so that Jiangxia's digital album was released by Flying Bird, which directly attracted a large number of users.

If you want to listen to Jiangxia's songs, what should you do if your platform doesn't have it?

The birds suddenly sat up.

In order to win over users, other platforms gritted their teeth and cooperated with Gongshan Studio to buy copyrights.

Now, Jiangxia's new album has been released for all platforms, which is absolutely good news, and even announced that the album name of the new album is called "Dynamic Zone".

The major platforms naturally reciprocated and accompanied Jiang Xia to play such a childish game.

On April Fool's Day, many people joked.

Some celebrities are also amused by the meager like Jiang Xia.

Especially some celebrity couples, they went too far, which attracted netizens to laugh.

Don't talk about them, even Jiang Xia is in the crew, and they are all tricked.

Natalie and Gong Shan touched the glue on Jiang Xia's director's chair.

Jiang Xia sat on it with his ass, and his butt was directly stuck to the chair.

At first, I didn't notice that he was acting as a director and conductor, but when he stood up and wanted to say something, he immediately knew.

The people around laughed.

Even the leading actor Le Xu laughed, and Gong Shan, who played with Le Xu, couldn't laugh even more.

"Hahaha, do you know how long I've endured it? Hahahaha, laugh at me, suffocate me, hahahaha. Gong Shan smiled and leaned back.

Le Xu said: "To be honest, Director Jiang, I have to laugh several times in the middle. ”

He was also very happy.

After Jiang Xia stood up, he still had a chair on his buttocks, and stood there with a wry smile, he asked the assistant director, "Do you know too?"

"Hmm. The assistant director grinned.

"You all know?" Jiang Xia asked.

"Yes. The staff said in unison.

Jiang Xia said helplessly: "It's all good, it's all powerful, it's all powerful, I'll carry it today." ”

Then, Jiang Xia went to change a pair of pants, and when he came back, he found that another chair had been placed in the director's position.

"Don't tell me, there's glue on this chair too. Jiangxia said.

"No, no, it's enough to fix you once, how can I fix you twice. Gong Shan said with a smile.

She previously arranged for an assistant to take embarrassing photos of Jiang Xia, and now she has uploaded it to a meager one, with the text: "A stupid director caught on April Fool's Day." ”

Netizens saw a photo of Jiang Xia sticking a chair to her buttocks, and they also forwarded it with "hahaha" and "666".

"Director Jiang was retributed, hahaha. ”

"Let's have a great god P picture. ”

"Director Jiang, Director Jiang, you also have today. ”

"All kinds of P picture gods, the time to test you has come, turn the chair behind Jiang Dao's ass into a rocket!"

……

Not to mention that netizens are begging for the great god P picture, even Gong Shan forwarded @ Zhou Fan and said: "Come, give him P a prosperous fortune." ”

Because the chair is the kind that is leaning on, Jiang Xia has a chair stuck to his buttocks, which causes others to stand not very straight, and they are a little half-bowed, which is even funnier.

The beginning of online joy and joy is the great cause of P map.

Only at twelve o'clock, Jiang Xia forwarded a meager note by himself, which clearly read: "Who said that I am teasing you today? Stand up!"

The meager content is the new song "My Territory".

"it! It's too long, Jiang Daofa is meager!"

"It's worthy of being a person with a rocket in the ass, it's reliable!" - the picture commented that there was a rocket under Jiang Xia's buttocks.

"I was bitten by Wangcai, Director Jiang is crazy?" - with a picture commenting that the chair was turned into Wangcai by P.

"Sect Master, give it awe!"

"My territory, I've gone to listen. ”

"Praise first!"

……

Jiangxia's latest new songs are "Blue and White Porcelain" and "Shocking Side" two years ago, after such a lapse, there is finally a new song, netizens are very enthusiastic, and the graphic comments are even more enthusiastic.

The pictures that everyone gave P in the morning were all concentrated in Jiang Xia's comments, which were full of tricks.

"My Territory" was released on the shelves and was quickly pushed to the top of the new song list.

However, the comments below the song are noisy.

"Director Jiang has gone to the sky!"

"I finally know why Director Jiang is singing today, is this teasing me?"

"When I heard the lyrics and couldn't understand them, I knew that this album was stable!"

"Praise me if you don't understand. ”

"Look at the lyrics and hug me tightly. ”

I understood two sentences, and I still looked at the lyrics. ”

"Director Jiang is worthy of being the one who rode a rocket to the sky after being bitten by Wangcai. ”

"The Shenzhou manned spacecraft has just sent Jiang Dao up. ”

"God, kneel. ”

"How did he sing like that?"

……

"My Territory" is even more maddening than when "Ninja" first came out, "Ninja" is directly despairing, and "My Territory" is despairing when you have a little hope.

If you don't understand a word of "Ninja", you won't listen to it, but "My Territory" can understand half of it, and then you can't understand it, and you can't understand how Jiang Xia sings it.

On April 1, no matter how funny other stars were, they couldn't steal the limelight from Jiang Xia.

In the morning, Gong Shan's picture was turned into a network-wide P picture contest, and in the afternoon, the whole network complained about Jiang Xia's new song, and the basic evaluation with the highest frequency was five words: I don't understand it again.

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