"Hey, what, hey! Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" After Epic Qi finished speaking, she felt that her tone was heavy, after all, the other party was a child, she coughed, squeezed out a smile and continued, "Little brother, can you answer my sister's question? What are you doing here?"

"Play hide and seek with the rain!" said Zuo Qian, turning his head back at the rain falling from the sky,

"Playing hide and seek with you?" Epic Qi was stunned and subconsciously replied, because these words were so strange, how could anyone hide and seek with the rain? After a while, she came back to her senses and laughed dryly, "Oh~haha! It turned out to be hiding from the rain! But, why did you hide from the rain and hide in the balcony of someone else's house, little brother?"

At this time, Zuo Qian returned a strange sentence, "No need to entertain." ”

- Who wants to entertain you?

Epic Qi couldn't help but complain in her heart. I felt a little headache for a while,

- Was he sent from heaven to torture me?

"What's wrong with you?" At this time, Zuo Qian saw her rubbing her temples and couldn't help but ask.

"Headache. Epic Qi replied,

"Why do you have a headache?" Zuo Qian continued to ask curiously,

"Because I'm so tired. "Epic Qi doesn't want to answer, is this little broken child finished?

"Why are you so tired?" asked Zuo Qian, continuing to pretend to be curious,

"Where did it come from, why don't you ask so many questions, kids?" Epic Qi suddenly felt physically and mentally exhausted, and turned to leave. But he didn't go far, he seemed to remember something, and rubbed his head, "Oops, I forgot to put away my clothes." ”

At this time, she found Zuo Qian holding her bra over her face and said, "I don't look like Bumpman?"

Zuo Qian did this almost without going through his brain, and it was completely the child's heart that exploded in his heart.

"You give it to me!" Epic Qi snatched the bra with one hand angrily, "You know, brother, you can't play with women's underwear." ”

Epic Qi is on the verge of collapse.

"Why?" moved left back to the state of 100,000 whys.

"Because that's so beautiful, you know?" Epic Qi sighed after speaking, this kid is really... I don't know what to say,

"Why?" "Zuoqian continues to challenge Epic Qi's bottom line.

"How can there be so many whys, playing with women's underwear at such a young age, and becoming perverted when you grow up, you know?" Epic Qi resisted the urge to spank his little ass, and finally finished speaking, quickly put away her clothes, and now she just wants to close the door as soon as she finishes her clothes.

After the clothes were received in the cupboard, Epic Qi felt so tired.

When she was about to close the glass door of the balcony, she saw Zuo Qian still squatting there, and she felt a little unbearable in her heart, after all, the other party was a child!

"Little brother, are you still there?" Epic Qi seemed to have forgotten the lessons of the past and asked,

"You don't have to entertain me!" Zuo Qian replied lightly.

"That's good!" Epic Qi thought for a moment, but closed the security door, washed her hands, and sat on the sofa to open the fast food box. Just as he was about to eat, a five-tone singing voice suddenly came from the backyard.

"Today's weather is so sunny, everywhere is beautiful, good scenery! Hey! Good scenery! Butterflies are busy, bees are busy, birds are busy, white clouds are busy... The horseshoe trampled the fragrance of falling flowers, and the horse's hooves trampled the fragrance of falling flowers......."

I'm going to die! I'm going to die! This song is so magical! Not only is the five tones incomplete, but every three words there is a broken sound. It's literal.

Epic Qi couldn't help but rush over a few steps, pulled the curtains and opened the glass door, and begged with a bitter face, "Little brother, please, be a good baby, okay?"

"I've always been a good baby!" Zuo Qian blinked his big innocent eyes,

collapsed, Epic Qi completely collapsed, this is the rhythm that wants to drive her crazy!" "Where the hell are you behaved, if you continue to mess around like this, I will take you to the police station and lock you up, do you hear?" ”

After speaking, Bang~!, Epic Qi angrily closed the glass door, and was about to go back to eat, she didn't plan to open the door again. Even if he sings, it's a big deal to find something to plug his ears. When Epic Qi felt that this method was very good, there was a sound of bumping ~! from the window, and it was Zuoqian who slapped the glass door there, and at the same time, he shouted with a crying voice in his mouth,

"Mom~!Mom~!I won't dare to do it next time~!Please forgive my mother!Please open the door quickly!"

That cry sounded sad, smelled tears.

It's going crazy! It's going to be absolutely crazy. Epic Qi froze there with a bewildered face, and the next moment quickly opened the glass door and begged,

"Little brother, what are you trying to do? Please, you can get around me, okay?"

At this time, a middle-aged woman next door opened the door in the backyard, and it was obvious that the other party knew Epic Qi and knew that she was a policeman. I saw the aunt ask with a surprised face, "Xiaoqi, you have children?"

At this time, Zuo Qian showed a pitiful look and said, "I'm her boyfriend!"

The middle-aged woman looked confused! At this time, Shi Shiqi hurriedly hugged Zuo Qian, sealed his mouth with one hand, and said with a dry smile, "Haha~! What is that! I am her cousin, sometimes come to my place to play! My cousin is too naughty, he likes to joke around, I'm sorry to disturb you." ”

Without waiting for the middle-aged woman to reply, she hurriedly carried Zuo Qian back to the house and put it on the ground, closing the security door. I was about to reprimand him a few words, but I saw Zuo Qian running to the sofa, picking up chopsticks and stuffing the dishes into her mouth regardless of whether she ate them or not, and ate them with a look of enjoyment, and did not forget to comment a few words in her mouth.

"It tastes so bad!"

Epic Qi: "......"

She's so tired, Epic Qi is so tired! I want to be a Dink in this life.

"I said, can you stop talking nonsense, others will misunderstand me!" Epic Qi sat on the sofa, saw that Zuo Qian was about to pick up vegetables again, and snatched the chopsticks with hatred, "It's unpalatable, you still eat it." ”

"I'm not wrong! You promised me to date, isn't that my girlfriend?" Zuo Qian said innocently with big eyes and cute eyes,

Epic Qi was completely convinced, crying and laughing, "When did I agree?"

Zuo Qian tilted his little head and thought about it seriously, to be honest, he really hasn't had a girlfriend, and he doesn't know what a girlfriend is, after all, he is an otaku.

Although he has seen many people fall in love, he rarely pays attention to it because it is too sadistic. Could it be that the two of them often chat, and they are girlfriends when they come home together after school? Or are they girlfriends when they are banging? At this time, Zuo Qian turned around and asked very seriously. "What do you mean by a girlfriend?"

Epic Qi smiled, she felt that asking this question to a child less than ten years old seemed to have a problem with her IQ, and sighed helplessly. What is this called! Are all the little broken children in the world like this? I'm so scared.