The crooked courtyard wall is wavy, as if it will collapse at any time, the dilapidated mountain gate is mottled with paint, there is a big gap, and there is a plaque horizontally on it, written with three vague big characters, which can barely be recognized as "Empty Mountain Temple." Qiu Yu raised his head, looked at it with a curious gaze, and wondered in his heart, why did the ape bring me to the temple?

I saw Yuan Tieshan step forward quickly, push open the mountain gate, enter the temple, and enter the temple, where the eyes are full of lush wild grass, some are almost half a person high, swaying with the wind. Directly in front is a huge bronze tripod, behind is the dilapidated Daxiong Treasure Hall, five fat-headed and big-eared monks sit lazily under the eaves, enjoying the sunbathing, but at ease.

Seeing Yuan Tieshan striding over, the five monks stood up and looked at them curiously, and the monk with a big head asked, "Senior brother, what are you carrying?" Don't look at this guy who looks five big and three thick, full of males, but he has a male duck voice, and he feels that the voice is very funny.

Yuan Tieshan came close and responded, "My friend." ”

The eyes of the five monks focused on Qiu Yu, and the other numb face shouted: "Hey, this guy is so badly injured, it looks like he is dying, junior brother, you hurry up and get him away, lest we have to bother to bury ...... in the temple."

The other monks also looked disgusted, and said nonchalantly: "That's it, throw him away quickly." ”

"Senior brother, you are really, you are not afraid of being tired, you can carry him all the way, you really have time to spare......"

Yuan Tieshan rolled his eyes and shouted impatiently: "Don't make noise, he has to live here to recuperate." Although a few monks were his senior brothers, he didn't have the slightest scruples to scold him loudly, because a few guys had never been serious and didn't deserve his respect at all.

"What?" the five monks looked dissatisfied. "Damn, the rice is almost gone, it's not enough for us to eat ourselves, where is the food to feed irrelevant idlers. ”

"That's right, especially junior brother, you always come over to eat mixed food, so that our brothers are about to run out of food. ”

"Senior brother, we can eat one meal a day now. ”

"Didn't you see that we didn't dare to move when we sat just now, for fear that we would lose the food in our stomachs and save our hunger. ”

"Senior brother, you have a snack......

Qiu Yu was surprised, looking at these fat and strong guys, they were obviously full of fat, and they couldn't eat or match!

Yuan Tieshan scolded: "Get out, a bunch of stingy ghosts, don't think Lao Tzu doesn't know, you bald donkeys always go down the mountain to steal the farmers' chickens and ducks, eat with a mouth full of oil, and cry poor." ”

The big-headed monk sighed resentfully, "Senior brother, you don't know, those farmers are afraid of being stolen by us, and now they don't dare to raise poultry or anything, there is nothing to steal." ”

Nima, what kind of monk is this, he doesn't abide by the rules and precepts, and he has to steal chickens and dogs, he is purely a scum of Buddhism, but it's quite interesting. Qiu Yu smiled dumbly, and he said as earnestly as possible: "Senior brothers, I am injured and have nowhere to ......."

The five monks looked stupid, but their minds were fine, and they immediately heard the meaning of each other's words, and refused in unison, "Don't talk about it." ”

"We're not a bailout. ”

"I advise you, where is it cool, where to stay. ”

"Hurry up, I'm annoyed!"

"Amitabha, get out of ......"

Especially the garlic-headed and big-nosed monk, who also played a mix and match style, and after a Buddha horn, he immediately burst into a foul mouth, which made people laugh.

Seeing that the senior brothers were like this, Yuan Tieshan scolded angrily, "Damn, you five bastards are too uninteresting, Lao Tzu broke off your friendship with ......"

Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, the five monks agreed with a smile on their faces, and scrambled to say: "Great, it's best to break off the friendship now." ”

"Agreed, don't come here in the future, we can save a lot of food......"

These five foodie monks are all disciples of Abbot Dehui, the head of Kongshan Temple, the big head is the big disciple Xugu, the hemp face is the second disciple void, the garlic nose is the third disciple void, the big ears are the fourth disciple is vain, and the eyes are narrowed into a slit is the fifth disciple is vain. Because of the troublesome name, Yuan Tieshan couldn't remember it, so he directly called the five senior brothers the big bald and the second bald......

As for Yuan Tieshan, when he was young, he was brought to the temple by his grandmother to burn incense and worship the Buddha, and was favored by the abbot, saying that he had a relationship with the Buddha, and asked for his grandmother's consent to accept him as a lay disciple.

Abbot Dehui is not only proficient in Buddhism, but also good at martial arts, in his spare time will teach a few apprentices kung fu to strengthen the body, especially the cultivation of iron cloth shirt Yuan Tieshan is the most diligent and persistent, and gradually achieved more than five senior brothers, becoming the strongest kung fu one.

In recent years, Abbot Dehui often goes out to travel, a walk is more than half a year or even longer, leaving only five disciples to guard the monastery, there is no restraint, these guys began to behave nonsense, and there is no heart to study Buddhism or practice martial arts, every day sleep lazily or go to the forest to catch birds and rabbits, at night go down the mountain to steal the poultry of farmers, come back after the barbecue or stew, feast, a Buddhist holy place is not good.

Qiu Yu felt that the five monks were quite interesting, he took out two hundred-yuan bills from his pocket, shook them, and said, "Five senior brothers, I have money here, you go buy some food." ”

Seeing the banknotes, the five monks all lit up, and immediately became smiling, and rushed to reach out their big hands to take it. Qiu Yu retracted his hand and asked, "Then I'll stay here for a few days, you see?"

The five monks glanced at each other, and the eldest disciple Xugu said: "If you are willing to pay, of course there is no problem, so let's do it, you are responsible for everyone's food and drink, two hundred yuan a day, and you can stay in the temple for as many days as you want." ”

Qiu Yu nodded, "Deal." He was just about to hand over the banknotes, when he suddenly heard Yuan Tieshan say, "I'll give them later,...... Da Bald, hurry up and bring Master's Golden Creation Medicine?"

Xugu's fiery eyes were aimed at the banknote in the boy's hand, and he immediately thought of wine and meat, and hurriedly said: "Wait, I'll go get the medicine immediately, what are you still doing standing here, junior brother, hurry up and take the donor to the back meditation room to rest." ”

The other monks were also busy saying, "No, he is so seriously injured, he should be on bed rest." ”

"Hurry up......"

Seeing the banknotes, two words immediately surged in the monks' minds, "big money," and their attitudes were different, and they became enthusiastic, as if the stars were clustering around the junior brother and the boy on his back and walking towards the backyard. Yuan Tieshan scolded dissatisfiedly: "Dog's day, you know that you can see money and open your eyes......"

The faces of the five monks were neither red nor white, and they also had the distinction of matter, "Senior brother's words are wrong, money is the source of all evil, and we are here to resolve the evil for the little benefactor." ”

"What the senior brother said is reasonable, the Buddha said: I don't go to hell, who goes to hell. Let's take the sins of the little donor......"

ps: Today's second update, I recommend the masterpiece of the popular writer Four-Eyed Xiucai, an ambiguous miracle doctor.