Chapter 52: Escape
It turns out that the villain can still talk! It's amazing! It's amazing!" I asked the villain. The villain jumped in my face, reached out his hand, and slapped me.
"Nonsense, I'm just smaller than you, a person made of paper. Why can't you speak? Is it strange to speak? "You...... You little thing is so awesome, you dare to slap me, you see if I will crush you to the ground. ”
"Smack!" Another slap in the face, this villain has to inch inch! "Hey! Give you some face, you really take face, do you know who your grandfather is, your grandfather is Ji Ye! You don't respect your grandfather, you villain is really not like words!" After speaking, I was about to press my hand down on the villain. Suddenly, it stopped in front of him again.
"I'll see how you get out of me!" the little man put his hand on his waist, raised his head, and looked at me. "Okay, grandpa, is it okay for me to call you grandpa? No, ancestor! little ancestor! I really don't dare to kill your little ancestor, otherwise I will have to reluctantly touch the coffin of the corpse mother." ”
"Grandson, it's good to know. After the little man finished speaking, he stood up, walked to the coffin of the corpse mother, lifted the coffin, and said, "Grandson, go!"
"Holy shit!" I clenched my fist and gestured twice at him. If you get cheap, you will sell it! It's really shameless!
"Ancestor, how do you go, your grandson, I still have to go to find the agency!" I said to him with a smile. "Then trouble the grandson, the ancestor rests. The little man put the coffin on the ground, climbed up himself, and lay down on it.
"I'm sorry!" I spat at him, "My ancestor is already dead!" Bending down, he began to find the mechanism again. "It's all gold and silver, how can I find a mechanism! It's so difficult!" I looked around, how can there be any mechanism? Even if there is a mechanism, the chance of finding it by me is so small that it will explode!
"I'll just bear with it......" I meditated in my heart, then turned around and said to the villain with a smile: "Ancestor, you come to help your grandson find a mechanism!"
"Ancestors rarely spend energy!" the villain said, turning his face to the side. "Ancestor, you can help me this time, okay?" I said to the villain, still smiling.
"Laughing too badly, pull down. After the villain finished speaking, he turned his whole body sideways.
"Damn, I endure, I endure, I can't help it!" This villain really thinks that my grandfather, Ji Ye, can't find a way to cure him! I got angry, my face instantly turned from sunny to cloudy, and shouted at the "ancestor": "I'll go to your grandmother's ancestor of the Second Yama King, you really think you're the ancestor, let me tell you, my ancestor has died a long time ago, and he has been dead for millions of years, and it may be all a layer of ash now! I'll go to your grandfather's ancestor, can you be worthy of my ancestor? If I hadn't tried to escape, why would Lao Tzu call you this little thing ancestor!" I roared like this, and I scared the villain. He jumped off. Damn, angry?
"You, you, you, don't come here!" I said, pointing to the villain as I retreated. He kept walking towards me, "I warn you, you come back to me...... I'm going to be angry. Ji Ye was angry, the consequences were very serious!" Damn, this little man walked towards me like he didn't open his ears. My feet are starting to weaken, and that villain can lift a Tang Ergou with one hand, I'm afraid a little thumb can throw me to the ground!
Suddenly, he was halfway through and didn't even leave. "That's good, if I let you not go, you won't go!" I said, stood up, shook the dust off my body, and said.
"Found the mechanism!" he said, pressing down. The entire golden room suddenly shook. "To ...... It's going to collapse again?" I asked, looking at the calm-looking villain next to me. He didn't answer me, and ran outside. "This time...... It's really going to collapse!" After saying that, the villain stood by the wall. Keep touching, keep touching, like you're looking for something.
"You...... What are you looking for!" The golden room trembled more and more, and the villain became anxious, and said, "You can help me find it! There must be a mechanism here, otherwise we will die here!"
"Oh...... Oooooooo "I've seen that the mechanisms on TV are all abrupt and soft. Just follow this standard!" I said, and I touched it all the way. After all, the walls are so big and so long. If you want to be efficient, you can't be efficient, and now you can only choose speed! I moved to the left while touching the wall. "Ahh Fortunately, I reacted in time and dodged all at once. "My ancestor, you can touch it down there, hurry up! I'm so powerful, you're still touching it slowly. Do you want me to buy a bag of melon seeds, let's eat melon seeds and touch them at the same time!" I said to the villain in a very anxious manner.
"I'm so small, and my body is so big. How many pieces can I touch? It's funny. The villain replied to me as he touched it.
It's like a disco trampoline, shaking for a while, shaking for a while. Fortunately, it is still standing firm.
"Found it!" I was delighted and pushed towards the wall. It was as easy as it was said on TV, and it took me a lot of effort to push that mechanism in. There was a sudden "boom" sound in front of him, and a stone door slowly opened. "Hurry up, hurry up!" Don't look at the villain, the movement is quite fast. Before I could say anything, the others slipped in. The stone door opens slower than a snail. Looking at the big stones falling from time to time around me, I was so anxious that I actually put my hand under the stone door and began to "help" it. Fortunately, the stone door opened faster and faster, barely enough for half a person to enter.
But I'm all right! I have to work hard! The little man has run a long distance, and suddenly he turns back and helps me to lift it up. If there is a villain, it is awesome! Because of this, the stone gate also began to descend rapidly.
"Let's go!" The villain beckoned to me, and I nodded, and got in. The stone gate was pressed down. My backpack was blocked outside the stone door.
"Why are you lying there all the time!" the villain shouted at me. "My backpack...... I have a treasure in my backpack, I can't lose it!I can't lose it!" A large drop of sweat flowed down his forehead, and the villain ignored me and ran straight out.
I threw away my backpack, and the stone door was instantly pressed down. Fortunately, the zipper type of the backpack was opened. A sparkling diamond was pulled out of it.
"Thing, it's worth a lot of money, hey, enough is enough, I can't be too greedy, can I?" I comforted myself and ran out the door.
It's not what I expected. It's still a cave. "It's been a long time in vain, and I've rejoiced in vain," I collapsed to the ground. Completely deflated. "It's over, where's the coffin!!" I looked at the villain, but no. If you look around me again, there is none. Where did the coffin go?
"At that time, who has time to take care of this coffin? It is estimated that it will have been crushed inside. The villain said. "Hey! What you said is easy, but that thing is gone, how can you stop Tang Ergou! Say that you are naïve, you are really naïve, no wonder it is a paper man, and he doesn't even have a little brain. Hmph!" the villain was also at a loss for words, so he had to admit it.
There's nothing here, it's all the most familiar mud all around. "Hey, what's that?" asked the villain, pointing to the sky.
"I don't know what it is. "I don't want to see it either, even if it's a treasure, I'm not in the mood to watch it now. The little man walked up to me, pulled me up, pointed to the sky, and said, "What the hell is that?"
"What!" I said, looking at where he was pointing. Hey, what is that? something resembling a pearl of the night hangs in the center, shining. However, this "pearl of the night" is black! To be honest, I have never seen it.
"Is it the Pearl of the Night?" I looked at the thing. If not, it's worth collecting. If so, it's a baby. "Let's go, let's get that thing down. With that, I jumped up and hooked the thing with my hand. This must be unattainable!" I said you were naïve, you were naïve. In such a high place, except for the big man Yao Ming, who can jump up, I am afraid that no one else can be found. Not to mention you, just about 1.7 meters tall. Don't be delusional!" The villain was clearly despising my height. "Yo, what about your height? I can't find a ruler to measure your height! Well, almost fifty centimeters of what it looks like. It's still tall enough, come on, eat more, and you'll be taller. Hmph~" I said with a smile. The villain was so angry that he kept stomping his feet. "What's wrong with the dwarf?" he said, "Look at me when I get that thing down, you don't have to 'ah'!" the villain finished. Walked up to me and lifted me up.
"You...... What are you going to do!" I asked the little man nervously as I looked at the ground as I faded away. "I'm going to smash that orb!" he laughed and threw me at the pearl of the night, only to hear a scream of "Ah!" and I crashed into it. That night, I also knocked the pearl off at once.
When I fell, I didn't know how to pick me up. My head hurts, and my butt hurts.
"Look, I got it down. The villain said with a smile.
"You got me up, and then you got me down, and I got it anyway!"
"I won't talk to you more......" As soon as the villain finished speaking, the surroundings suddenly began to tremble again.
"Wouldn't it? history repeating itself!" I looked around, exactly the same scene, this time to see how I escaped......
The villain repeated his old tricks and began to find a mechanism again. "I can't find it!" he said, standing up.
"Then die here. "I just sat down on the ground and didn't leave. The villain thought for a while, not knowing what came to mind, ran to the wall, listened to it, and suddenly laughed.
"You're crazy, we're going to die here, you're laughing!" I sat up. The villain raised his hands and slammed them against the wall. The wall cracked in an instant, and a seismic wave swept in. I was shot far away. The villain also softened and collapsed on the ground.
"We have a chance to escape! We have a chance!" I laughed and walked over to the hole. The villain kept lying on the ground and refused to come. "Let's go, we can all escape, why don't you go?" I ran over and pulled the villain. He shook me off with one hand.
"You can only escape by yourself, I can't escape. He laughs.
"Ahh He yelled at me to get out.
"The master will tell you the reason why I can't escape. With that, many stones fell from the surroundings. "Anyway, I still became the ancestor of the human race, and I'm very happy. "The villain was hit by a stone and said to me.
"Ancestor...... Let's go. "Tears welled up in the corners of my eyes. I wanted to pull him, but I was suddenly pushed out by him with a palm. "Run!" a roar was heard, and stones were piled up all over the cave. It's the first time I've cried so sadly, the first time I've cried so sadly for something that isn't life.
At that moment, the villain was laughing......