"It's so fragrant, it should be about the same this time. ”

Zhang Tianxing's eyes stared at a piece of meat in front of him, and after his careful barbecue, the luster emitted by this piece of meat was already perfect.

He himself was drooling.

"Fragrant ......" the lazy voice of the cat demon came.

"Xiang, you can't eat it. ”

Zhang Tianxing smiled, he raised his hand and sprinkled a little cumin on it, touched the chili pepper, and then poked it with a knife.

He opened his mouth and took a bite down, and the fat oil flowed from the corners of his mouth, crunchy.

"Xiang, it's so delicious, I'm just a fucking talent. ”

Zhang Tianxing jumped up excitedly, with this barbecue technique, he would not be starved to death wherever he went.

Sneeze.

Xiao Shi, who had slept all night, slowly opened his eyes.

He was startled and immediately sat up.

With a gun in his hand, he looked around and there were no enemies chasing him.

"It's strange that I fell asleep and didn't feel any movement. ”

Xiao Shi exhaled lightly, he hadn't slept well for a few days and nights, how could he sleep so well last night.

He stood up and stretched.

Suddenly, his nose smelled a fragrance.

Xiao Shi turned his head to look at it, and was suddenly shocked: "What are you doing, stop!"

He swooped over and said angrily, "You, how can you eat the rabbit!"

The meat that Zhang Tianxing put into his mouth suddenly stopped, and he looked at Xiao Shi dumbfounded.

This rabbit meat is used to add meat by himself, so he is afraid that it will not be enough for him to eat.

"Give it to me. ”

Xiao Shi snatched the barbecue meat from Zhang Tianxing's hand, and then opened his mouth and stuffed it into his mouth.

After eating a few bites, Xiao Shi nodded with satisfaction: "Not bad, good, delicious, much better than those foreign chefs in my family." ”

Zhang Tianxing's face was blinded, this kid is a fucking tiger's mouth.

Fortunately, I still have a spare.

Zhang Tianxing picked up another cut piece and stuffed it directly into his mouth, afraid that this kid would rob him.

The two ate meat and glanced at each other, and Xiao Shixian couldn't help laughing.

Belch.

Xiao Shi choked and hurriedly beat his chest, choking him and coughing.

Zhang Tianxing was speechless, this person is afraid that he is a fool, he is crazy to do things.

After eating and drinking, Zhang Tianxing wiped the back clean, kicked the soil with his foot, and extinguished the fire.

After finishing the matter, Zhang Tianxing looked up at the front, he was going to look around to see if the last master medicinal herb could be found.

"Brother, you are alone, what are you doing here, are you lost?"

Xiao Shi asked.

"I came to look for something, it's troublesome, and I haven't found it yet. ”

Zhang Tianxing frowned and said.

Xiao Shi opened his mouth and said: "Brother, let's go down the mountain together, I will take you to eat and drink spicy food, and I will give you whatever you want." ”

Zhang Tianxing glanced at the other party and said, "I want a plane, you give it to me too?"

"Haha, what is a mere plane, my family is the airport, you want to send you as much as you want. ”

Xiao Shi said with a laugh.

Zhang Tianxing said: "If you don't brag, you'll die." ”

After hearing this, Xiao Shi laughed again: "Dare to say that I brag, you are also the first, interesting, interesting." ”

"It's been a long time since I've met a friend with such a true temperament, let's worship him. ”

After speaking, Xiao Shi knelt directly on the ground, and then simply drew a pattern.

"Brother, come on, let's bow down, you are my eldest brother, I will cover you in the future. ”

"We don't want to be born on the same day and in the same year, but only to die in a woman. ”

Xiao Shi said with a laugh.

When Zhang Tianxing heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched, this Xiao Shi is really free and easy, informal.

Also an interesting person.

"The sky is above, I Xiao Shi, today with my brother ......"

"What's your name, brother?"

"Zhang Tianxing. ”

"Today, I, Xiao Shi, am a sworn brother with Brother Zhang Tianxing, he is the eldest brother, and I am the second brother. ”

"In the future, I will be blessed to share, there will be women to play with, life and life, never separated, all I have will be given to the eldest brother, and what the eldest brother does not have, the younger brother will not want. ”

After speaking, Xiao Shi knocked his head to the ground, and his head was bleeding.

Zhang Tianxing was a little stunned at this moment, he thought that Xiao Shi was just joking, but he didn't expect the other party to come for real.

"Big brother, I'm fine, it's your turn. ”

Xiao Shi said excitedly.

Zhang Tianxing said lightly: "I, Zhang Tianxing, swear by this, if the whole world is an enemy of Xiao Shi, then the whole world is my enemy!"

After he said this, the smile on Xiao Shi's face suddenly froze.

After a while, Xiao Shi took a deep breath: ", brother, what you said is level, and an uneducated person like me can only have 10,000 grooves." ”

"Amazing. ”

He slapped himself on the chest so hard that he was too fast, too excited, and choked on his saliva.

Zhang Tianxing sighed, did he make a mentally retarded brother, he felt incoherent.

Did you not graduate from elementary school?

"Big brother, let's go down the mountain, and the little brother will take you to go in style. ”

Xiao Shi grinned, and then took the initiative to step forward to open the way.

Zhang Tianxing shook his head helplessly and followed behind the other party.

On the way, Xiao Shi kept talking about women, and didn't say a word about how he was hunted down and killed, and how he became like this.

Soon, the two passed by a river.

Seeing this river, Xiao Shi jumped directly into it.

"Big brother, come down and play, it's so cool, haha!"

Xiao Shi laughed, and then plunged headlong into the water.

Zhang Tianxing also smiled, this brother is interesting, his body is free and easy, and he is completely in a good mood.

But soon, Zhang Tianxing put away the smile on his face, and he saw people around him.

There were a dozen or so of them, all with guns in their hands.

After Xiao Shi emerged from the bottom of the water, he shouted, "Big brother, what do you think I caught?"

"Hey, big brother, you're a person. ”

Xiao Shi found that Zhang Tianxing was no longer on the shore.

But soon, Zhang Tianxing came out from behind the tree and said with a smile: "I went to the toilet." ”

"Haha, big brother is really interesting, you just pee directly by the river, there are no women here. ”

Xiao Shi went ashore with a smile and threw away the lobster in his hand.

"Let's go, we should be able to go down the mountain in front. ”

Zhang Tianxing said with a smile.

"Let's go. ”

Xiao Shi smiled and walked out.

And Xiao Shi didn't know that the people who appeared earlier were all dead in the forest, and their bodies were hanging from the tree poles.

……

More than an hour later, Zhang Tianxing and Xiao Shi came down from the mountain.

After descending the mountain, Zhang Tianxing thought that the other party would call a luxury convoy or a helicopter to come to greet him.

However, Zhang Tianxing was wrong.

Xiao Shi stretched out his hand to stop a rushing ox cart and broke with the uncle.

"Big brother, I said okay, five yuan, uncle will take us to the city. ”

Xiao Shi waved his hand excitedly and said.

Zhang Tianxing was speechless for a moment, this brother is really a cow, and he can talk about it for five yuan.

This is different from the rich second generation he thought.

Shaking his head, Zhang Tianxing also got into the car, the uncle shook the whip, and with a "boom", the old scalper slowly began to move forward.

Xiao Shi lay on the grass pile of the ox cart, staring at the blue sky, and said to himself: "It's been a long time since I've had this refreshing, and it's still fun in the countryside." ”

"The city of steel and concrete is too oppressive. ”

Zhang Tianxing said with a smile: "Then you stay in the countryside every day, the countryside is also very good, I am from the countryside." ”

"Big brother, you are from the countryside, I really didn't see it, I thought you were born at the feet of the Son of Heaven......"

Speaking of this, Xiao Shi laughed again: "It's okay, from now on, you will be my Xiao Shi's brother in life and death." ”

"What status I have, what status you have, let's sit on an equal footing, and no one will dare to disrespect you in the future!"

Zhang Tianxing shrugged his shoulders, thinking to himself that you should continue to blow, listen to your words, as if you didn't pay attention to the whole world.

The two were lying on the ox cart, attracting the attention of the roadside drivers, many of whom cast the same looks.

"Look at your uncle, I've never seen such a handsome person, have I?"

Xiao Shi grabbed a handful of grass and threw it on the glass of a wild horse's car.

"Garbage. ”

The man who drove the wild horse sneered, stepped on the accelerator, and left arrogantly in front of him.

Xiao Shi snorted disdainfully: "Even a wild donkey dares to scream in front of me, in my family, this kind of person is not even qualified to kneel at the door." ”

"By the way, big brother, I don't know what you're doing, are you a student?"

"Hmm. Zhang Tianxing nodded.

"Coincidentally, I'm also a student, where do you go to school, big brother, you can transfer to my school. ”

"Let's look for the school girl to play together, the school girl pesters me every day, and I'm almost bored to death. ”

Zhang Tianxing rolled his eyes at the other party and said with disgust: "Why do you let the school flowers pester you, you are quite confident in your appearance." ”

"Haha, who am I, Xiao Shi, as long as my name is mentioned, the school flowers of various schools are lining up to go to my door, waiting for me to go out. ”

Xiao Shi laughed heartlessly, as if he was telling a joke.

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