Chapter 497: Eating to Death

Xun Yue's voice suddenly appeared and startled Chu Tianyu, the skewers in his hand almost didn't fall to the ground, he patted his chest and complained: "The eldest sister is scary, it will scare people to death!"

Xun Yue immediately said angrily: "Who are you calling eldest sister?" As soon as the words fell, a black dragon whip appeared in his hand, and he was about to beat it when he raised it.

Chu Tianyu hurriedly said: "Your words don't count, you promised me that I wouldn't be beating me." ”

Xun Yue was so angry in his heart, a cunning human being, he was in a good mood in the afternoon and fell for him, now he can't be beaten or killed, is he still his own slave?

Xun Yue didn't want Chu Tianyu to say that she didn't believe what she said, so she was very helpless and indignant: "Who said I was going to beat you?"

Chu Tianyu pouted and said, "If you don't beat me, why are you holding a whip?"

Xun Yue was so choked by these words that she said the word "you", but soon she found an excuse for herself, looked at the night sky with her head held high and said, "I took it out and started moving, what's wrong?

Chu Tianyu immediately let out a sigh of relief, and gave thirty-two praises in a row to his anxious wit, if it weren't for his clever request in the afternoon that she couldn't beat herself or kill herself, it would be estimated that she would have to be smoked by this stinky girl.

Xun Yue was soon attracted by the aroma of barbecue again, she first sniffed her nose with a curious look on her face, and then pointed to the golden meat skewers that were still low in oil and said, "What is this?"

Chu Tianyu stretched out his hand and nodded the skewers, looked at Xun Yue in surprise and said, "You don't know what this is?"

Xun Yue said angrily: "I know why I asked you?"

Chu Tianyu was confused, didn't this little fox girl know about the skewer at all? But soon Chu Tianyu reacted, thousands of years ago, the fox clan and other beast clans were sealed by someone, isolated from the world for thousands of years, and it was just released recently, so I know what the skewers are.

Xun Yue is definitely not a fool, she knows that this is a food when she smells the fragrance of the skewers, but she doesn't know what it's called, she naturally won't be polite to her slave, pick up a string and put it to her mouth and bite it, but she was immediately burned, so painful that Xun Yue kept stretching out her pink and tender little tongue to lick the corners of her mouth, this scene is really tempting, and it can make a man turn into a wolf in an instant.

You must know that Xun Yue is a fox girl who is born with the power of charm, and her innate advantages are obvious, plus her appearance and figure are extremely outstanding, and she is wearing a leaky breast, short skirt, and a big fluffy tail behind her.

Seeing this scene, Chu Tianyu instantly felt unbearably hot all over his body, but fortunately, his self-control was far beyond ordinary people, so he quickly looked away, picked up the cold beer on the ground and poured it into his mouth, wanting to extinguish the evil fire on his body.

You read that right, Chu Tianyu picked up cold beer, these things have been put in his bag, and every seven days Chu Tianyu can return to his own world, he will not be indebted to himself, so he brought these beer he likes to drink in a small Xiaoice box for camping, and other things, and some messy things, such as various clothes for Eleven, Nancy, Jessica and other girls, and even underwear.

In the last days, these female products are extremely scarce, and Chu Tianyu doesn't have this ability, but he does, so he naturally won't treat these girls around him badly.

It is no exaggeration to say that Chu Tianyu's backpack is a grocery store, and there are all kinds of messy things, from small to wealthy, oil and salt, to some medical equipment, of course, MRI These big medical devices can't be put in, and the backpack space is not so big.

Chu Tianyu took a sip of beer, Xun Yue ate the meat skewers in his hand, and after eating, Xun Yue's big eyes lit up, staring at the meat skewers and said, "Damn Chu Tianyu, why didn't you make it for me earlier?"

Chu Tianyu knew that although the little fox girl in front of him was extremely rude and willful, and moody, she was very trustworthy, otherwise she would have smoked him just now, so even if Xun Yue threatened him, Chu Tianyu was not afraid, and pouted: "I know that you haven't even eaten meat skewers, so if you like to eat more." ”

What Chu Tianyu didn't know was because he had to eat meat skewers with Xiao Zi today, which would cause him a lot of trouble in the future, of course, this is a later story, so I won't show it here for the time being.

Xun Yue will be polite to Chu Tianyu? Pick it up and eat, she just had dinner, it stands to reason that she can't eat much, but who would think that this Xun Yue is still a big-bellied man, as soon as she eats it, she will be endless, seeing that Xiao Zi is in a hurry, there are many of the meat skewers that are its, and now they have been eaten by Xun Yue, what does it eat? But it didn't dare to ask Xun Yue, for fear that this moody little fox girl would whip him, Xun Yue didn't promise not to beat it or kill it, and the cunning Xiao Zi naturally didn't want to take this risk, so she could only watch Xun Yue eat with a look of resentment and helplessness.

Chu Tianyu took advantage of the barbecue to eat some beer, and was soon discovered by Xun Yue, she curiously pointed to the beer in Chu Tianyu's hand and said, "What is this?"

Chu Tianyu looked at Xun Yue, an ignorant little fox girl, with a disdainful look on his face and said, "Beer, is it not delicious?" After speaking, he didn't wait for Xun Yue to answer, and directly handed her a can.

Xun Yue picked it up and drank it, but after taking a sip, he said with a bitter face: "It's so bitter, what kind of thing is this, there is no way to compare with our fine wine." "The fox clan also has wine, which is brewed by the fox clan from various fruits, which is sweet and tastes quite good.

Chu Tianyu still said with a look on his face that you are a soil leopard: "This thing was bitter to drink at first, but you can try it if you drink it with a mouthful of meat skewers and a mouthful of wine." ”

Xun Yue tilted his head and looked at Chu Tianyu a little cutely, "Really, fake?" After speaking, he verified it.

If Chu Tianyu didn't say it, Xun Yue would definitely not drink this kind of bitter wine, but Chu Tianyu said it, and Xun Yue was a little fox girl with a lot of curiosity, the result was to do what Chu Tianyu said, and she was still a little uncomfortable at first, but after Chu Tianyu put a lot of chili peppers on the meat skewers for her, Xun Yue was so spicy that she drank wine again and again, and she was already a little drunk after a can of beer, and she also liked this bitter wine, of course, she had to eat it with meat skewers.

Chu Tianyu has enough meat in his backpack, which can naturally make Xun Yue open to eat, more than an hour later, a lot of beer cans appeared on the ground, Chu Tianyu sat on the ground, Xun Yue was the same, the two of them were chatting without a word, Xiao Zi was eating a lot next to him, and Chu Tianyu also roasted a lot of it.

At this time, Chu Tianyu felt that the scene in front of him was very weird, there was a fox girl sitting next to him who was only giggling, there was a monster beast squatting not far away, and there were many fox clans living not far away, there were zombies in the distance, there were human survivors, there were gods, there were dragons, and the more I thought about it, the more I felt that all this was so unreal.

Xun Yue's amount of alcohol was very average, she drank too much after a few cans, and she was leaning on Chu Tianyu's shoulder with a smirk on her face and looking at the starry night sky, she suddenly said, "What is the world like outside?"

Chu Tianyu was stunned for a moment, and said with a wry smile: "It's definitely not as good as you here." ”

This is the truth, the world outside is too cruel, and there is bloody wind and rain everywhere, so there is a fox clan here to be comfortable?

Xun Yue immediately said angrily: "Damn human, you lie to me, the world outside must be very exciting, a thousand times stronger than here, not ten thousand times." Obviously, this little fox girl who has lived here since she was born has never gone out at all, and in her opinion, the outside world must be very exciting compared to this place where she is tired.

Chu Tianyu smiled bitterly and sighed: "There is bloody rain everywhere outside, and there are killings everywhere, do you think such a world is very wonderful and beautiful?"

Xun Yue hurriedly said, "How is it possible?"

Chu Tianyu said helplessly: "I don't have to lie to you, the world outside is like this, there are us humans, there are zombies, there are gods, there are dragons, these races fight and kill all day long, making this world a mess, if you don't believe it, you can ask your clansmen who have gone out." ”

The smirk on Xun Yue's face was gone, it seemed that she had sobered up, and she said curiously: "I have heard of the God Clan and the Dragon Clan, they are as noble as our Fox Clan, but what is a zombie?"

Chu Tianyu briefly explained to Xun Yue, and Xun Yue immediately said with a look of disgust on his face: "It turns out that zombies are what you despicable humans have become, and they must be ugly and disgusting. ”

Chu Tianyu immediately said dissatisfiedly: "You eat me, drink me, and scold me? "Chu Tianyu has long been fed up with being scolded by Xun Yuezuo, a lowly human being, and another stupid human being.

Xun Yue immediately said angrily: "Are you tired of being a lowly human being?"

Chu Tianyu smiled coldly and said, "I'm tired of being alive, you have the ability to kill me!"

Xun Yue jumped up suddenly, and the black dragon whip immediately appeared in his hand, and he was about to smoke it when he raised it.

Chu Tianyu went directly to the ground and crossed Erlang's leg and said: "In the afternoon, I don't know who promised me that I won't beat me, let alone kill me, and I don't know who said that he is the most trustworthy, kill me, what will you do next time you take the assessment? Kill me, do you still want to eat these skewers, do you still want to drink beer?"

Xun Yue said with an angry face: "You ......"

Xun Yue regretted it very much at this time, regretting that he shouldn't have promised him in the afternoon, and he was very angry in his heart, but he soon felt as if he had been eaten to death by this humble human being, as if he really couldn't do without him, as he said, what if he didn't take the next assessment?

How would he be eating the delicious barbecue and the cool beer without him?

The black dragon whip in Xun Yue's hand didn't fall in the end, he glared at Chu Tianyu fiercely, and then returned to his room with a little sluggishness and sulked.

The next morning, Chu Tianyu made breakfast and brought it to Xun Yue, and as soon as he entered, he found that this girl was lying on the bed with a pale face, her forehead was full of cold sweat the size of soybeans, and her face was full of pain, which scared Chu Tianyu a lot, what's the matter?