They came at the right time, Mei Gongzi chartered the second floor, and he invited him to any wine and food. Ding Qi smiled slightly, did not take the stairs, but shook the Jingwen stone in his hand, and led everyone through a portal to appear on the second floor, and the shopkeeper and the guys in the lobby did not notice this scene.

There was originally only one table of guests on the second floor, and two people sat at the table in the northwest corner by the window. Now that it has become two tables, Ding Qi and the others also found a table to sit down, and greeted loudly: "Man, serve some wine and food!"

The guy didn't be too surprised when he heard the sound of kicking, kicking, and kicking upstairs, as if he had the impression that there was originally this table of guests upstairs, and asked with a smile: "Guests, what do you want to order?"

Zhu Shanxian: "There are five of us, let's have five pots of Lao Chunhuang first, what is your best dish?"

Man: "The best dish in our Wanjia restaurant is fried wild pheasants, and everyone who has eaten it says it is good." ”

Zhu Shanxian: "Then come to a big plate, the portion should be sufficient, and you can look at the other dishes on the table, as long as they are all good." ”

The guy quickly put together all the wine and food, six dishes, one soup and five pots of wine. The stir-fried wild pheasant is really delicious, there are no chili peppers in the Tang Dynasty, but there are other spicy seasonings, this large plate of wild pheasant is spicy, and the other dishes are also very good. The Tang Dynasty's Lao Chun Huang original brew is slightly cloudy and has a lower degree, but the taste is sweeter.

After all the wine and food were served, the guy said with a waist: "A few guest officials use it slowly, today is Mei Gongzi's treat, and the accounts on the second floor are all counted on Mei Gongzi." ”

Zhu Shanxian asked knowingly, "Oh, which one is Mei Gongzi?"

The guy pointed to the window and said, "That is Mei Zhenyi Mei Gongzi." ”

Everyone raised their glasses to Mei Zhenyi and said, "Thank you Mei Gongzi!"

At the table by the window sat two people, one of whom was in his early twenties, and looked like a rich boy. Mei Zhenyi also raised a glass in return, which was regarded as a greeting. The book "Lingshan" that everyone has read is actually the story of Mei Zhenyi. He is a disciple of Sun Simiao, the king of medicine, and Zhong Liquan of the immortal family, and he also used an identity when he walked in the world, surnamed Lu Mingyan Dongbin, and his name was Chunyang.

Mei Zhenyi is the distant ancestor of Mei Yeshi, whose people set the "scattered ring" to divide the east and west Kunlun, restrain the monks' behavior in the world, and is known as a generation of gods.

There are three main precepts of the so-called scattered practice, which are aimed at mortals who are practicing in the world: first, they must not pretend to appear to themselves as holy and confuse the villages; second, they must not forget the Dharma and harm sentient beings by attaining supernatural powers; and third, it is forbidden to use Taoism to seek adultery and blackmail the people.

The so-called Heavenly Rules are also three rules, aimed at immortal families who have been proven immortal: first, do not pretend to be your own heart, second, do not appear in the world and claim to be gods, and do not deceive the faith of others.

Isn't it enjoyable to be able to sit in the same restaurant and drink with such a mythical and legendary character, and it is also a treat from the other party, which makes it even more enjoyable! It's just that Mei Zhenyi at this time doesn't have that much ability, he is still on the way to cultivation, and he is still a mortal.

But the person sitting opposite Mei Zhenyi was not a mortal, it was a middle-aged man, wearing a pale yellow robe, a jade belt around his waist, his facial features were like a crown of jade, his long hair and chest were trimmed very neatly and beautifully, sitting there with a peaceful expression, but he inexplicably had a majestic bearing.

This person's name is very long, there is a short name called "Xuanqiong Gao God Jade Emperor Datianzun", some people translate the Western Bible, it is from this name that the word "God" is stolen, because it feels that its compulsion has been extremely high. Of course, there is a shorter name among the people, and the common people know it - the Jade Emperor.

In the books that Ding Qi and others have read, he was born in the Hou Gang clan, also known as Shi Huang's clan, and his name is Cangjie. That's right, he is the Cangjie who made words, wrote books, and established history, and Zeng Hong wanted to make everyone a great success. After Cangjie became the Great Tianzun, he no longer used the name of a mortal, and the immortals only called him the Great Tianzun.

Da Tianzun's true body traveled to the lower realm, and he met Mei Zhenyi in this restaurant a year ago. Mei Zhenyi asked him what he called him at the time, but Da Tianzun didn't want to reveal his identity, so he said whatever you want. As a result, Mei Zhenyi was also skinny, so he called him Mr. Sui, and now the two met again in Wanjia Restaurant.

Mei Zhenyi and Mr. Sui were chatting, and were interrupted by Ding Qi and others for a while, and at this moment, they saw looking north with the wine glass, looking in the direction of Zhaoting Mountain and saying: "I came to Wucheng last year and wanted to see Qingfeng Fairy." But he didn't want to see me, so he ordered a little tree spirit to stand in his way. Mei Zhenyi, you should be polite, please let me drink here. ”

Ding Qi's means of opening the door and traveling through it was really magical, and it came more than ten years later. At the beginning, Qingfeng left Wuguanzhuang with understanding, and later went to the Zhaoting Mountain Neutral Dojo. More than ten years later, Da Tianzun ran to Zhaoting Mountain, but Qingfeng Fairy avoided it and ordered a small tree spirit to block the car, and the little tree spirit was Green Snow.

Mei Zhenyi shook the cup, and said with a somewhat worried expression: "Lao Sui, a few glasses of wine, I see that you are not as annoying as before, and it doesn't hurt to make friends." Your origin is not trivial, even Jin Xian may have to give face. But do you know why a little tree spirit was able to keep you out of Jingting Mountain last year?"

Mr. Sui: "Oh, what advice do you have?"

Mei Zhenyi's smile was already drunk: "Shall I tell you a story?"

Mr. Sui: "I can't remember how many years I haven't heard someone tell a story, please tell me!"

Once upon a time, there was an emperor who paid a private visit to Weifu, dressed as a commoner and went to the market to pick up and wander around, and inquired about Zhang's family, Li Jiaxiao. One day he came to the door of a house, and saw that the scenery in the yard was very good, and the owner should be a gentleman, so he wanted to sneak in and have a look, and by the way, he talked to the master about Fengyue Yashi.

Unexpectedly, he was stopped by the little guy who was guarding the door, and the little guy shouted at him: "Where are the idle people, waiting here, probe your brains here, go away!"

The emperor was unhappy when he heard this, and glared: "You are a little janitor, dare to talk to me like this, do you know who I am?"

The little guy squinted his eyes and looked him up and down, "Who do you think you are, aren't you just hanging out?"

The emperor had no choice but to walk away.

This is the story that Mei Zhenyi told, and he giggled to himself after telling it. Mr. Sui also laughed and said, "Mei Zhenyi, your mouth is damaged!"

At this time, there was a burst of unbridled laughter in the restaurant, and the two turned their heads to look, only to see Shang Ni at the other table leaning forward and back with a smile, and patting the table and saying, "Interesting and interesting, this story is so interesting!" She saw Mei Zhenyi turn her head to look at it, and then picked up her wine glass and said, "Just rush this story, I also want to toast Mei Gongzi!"

Mei Zhenyi's expression was a little strange, but she still took the cup and said, "Thank you, girl!" After speaking, she did it with Shang Ni.

Mr. Sui asked with a smile: "This little lady, seeing that you are smiling so happily, why don't you sit down and have a drink together?" ”

Xian Hao stretched out his hand and didn't hold it, and Shang Ni actually passed over with the cup. There is a square table on the restaurant, which is called the Eight Immortals Table in later generations, and a bench on one side can seat eight people. Mei Zhenyi and Mr. Sui sat facing each other by the window, while Shang Ni sat between the two with a wine glass facing the window.

Tan Hanchuan grabbed Shang Ni's wine jug and shook it, now it was almost empty, just this little girl had just drunk the most and fastest, and she was already a little drunk at the moment.

Mr. Sui asked again: "This little lady, how interesting do you say the story of Mei Gongzi is?"

Shang Ni replied: "Do you say that the emperor is interesting, it was originally a private visit to Weifu, and you blame others for not knowing who he is, isn't this boring?"

Mr. Sui: "I just told me what happened last year, but Mei Gongzi told such a story to hurt me, do you know who I am?"

Shanny stretched out her hand and pointed at him and said, "Of course I know, you are ......"

Ding Qi had secretly screamed in his heart that it was not good, but he couldn't stop it, in fact, he didn't want to stop it. Of course, Shang Ni knew Mr. Sui's identity, and she didn't know whether she was going to say "Jade Emperor" or "Great Tianzun", but at this point, she stopped abruptly, and opened her mouth and never made a sound.

Mr. Sui still has to walk the world, how can he play if his identity is drunk. At this time, everyone heard a snort again, and the sound seemed to come from far away and seemed to be in their ears. They actually heard it, it was the laughter of the Breeze Fairy.

When Mr. Sui heard the laughter, his face sank, he got up and brushed his sleeves away, and when he went downstairs, he said: "I really don't know how thick the sky is, and it's not a good thing to be so talkative." I'll help you, if you can't speak, don't talk anymore!"

Seeing Mr. Sui go downstairs, Mei Zhenyi got up and wanted to say hello, but her expression was also suddenly startled. Because when he wanted to speak, he was speechless, and there was no sound in his throat, as if his vocal cords were out of control, and as if he couldn't speak at all. He, like Shang Ni, was banned by Mr. Sui's great powers.

Shanny was speechless, and walked back with the cup in her hand, looking at Ding Qi with pitiful eyes. Ding Qi shook his head and smiled bitterly: "I can't solve Mr. Sui's spell, unless I am insane!"

Shang Ni's eyes widened again, the expression was clearly disbelief, this was Ding Qi's delusional realm, according to Ding Qi's desire to unravel the spell, it was simply deliberate to say that he couldn't solve it. Everyone shook their heads and smiled bitterly, and Zhu Shan said idly: "Little Nizi, aren't you just here to enjoy it?

Tan Hanchuan also sighed: "No matter when and where, you should be cautious in your words and deeds, and take it as a warning in the future." ”

Xian Hao: "Senior Sister Shang is letting go of herself, but she can't get carried away when she lets go of herself." ”

At this time, a gray-clothed Taoist appeared out of thin air in the restaurant, with a simple and clear appearance, a wine gourd hanging from his waist, and a banana fan in his hand, which was Mei Zhenyi's master Zhong Liquan.

As soon as Zhong Liquan appeared, he taught Mei Zhenyi with a calm face: "Do you know what you are wrong with? If you don't know the identity of Mr. Sui, it's just that, since you have already guessed it, it is hypocritical to talk like that! Now that you know something, you shouldn't have a presumptuous heart to talk about something." ”

Mei Zhenyi's face was solemn, and she bowed, as if to say-Master is right, and the disciple is wrong!

Zhong Liquan's expression slowed slightly, and then said: "It's good that you know your mistakes, but punishment is inevitable." Ordinary people talk about immortals, no matter how nonsense they go, no one will blame them. But you are different, you are a person who cultivates immortals, you know who you are talking to, you are still arrogant and hypocritical, how different is it from a madman in the mountains? I don't think you need to cultivate immortals anymore, you make your tongue every day to ridicule the immortals, isn't it quite easy to be pretentious?"

This was a bit heavy, and Mei Zhenyi knelt down on her knees again, bowing her head as if asking the master to punish her.

Shannie was speechless, and dipped her fingers in the wine on the table and wrote, "I know it's wrong, let's go back." ”

Ding Qi smiled, took out Jing Wenshi and said, "Since you have arrived at Wanjia Restaurant, you might as well take a look at it." As he spoke, he shook the Jingwen stone in his hand and opened an invisible portal. The crowd sat still, but the portal seemed to move, as if they had just passed through it.

Everyone only felt a flower in front of them, and the next moment, they were still sitting in the same position in the restaurant, but the scene in front of them changed.

The second floor was already full of guests, only to hear a man's voice in a loud voice: "My ancestors were also nobles, crossed the south of the Yangtze River to escape to Jiankang during the Wuhu Rebellion, and fled to Wuzhou during the war at the end of the Sui Dynasty.

Fortunately, my father is hardworking and capable, and he has worked hard all his life to become a small banker, and my son has succeeded his father, and now he has a few spare money to drink. If there are really immortals in the world, where are they when there is chaos, and where are they when the world is in turmoil and people's livelihood is in misery?"

This man's name is Bai Yanze, and he is the farmer of Mei Zhenyi's family. The man sitting across from him was dressed in an exaggerated multicolored costume and looked like a performance artist. This person can be small, he is a colorful pheasant cultivated into an immortal, named Xiao Xiaoming, also known as Xiao Demon Wang Xiaoming. Ding Qi just opened the portal and crossed in place, and I don't know how many years later, I just caught up with this one.

Xiao Demon King was not shocked or angry, raised his glass and shook his head: "It's not enjoyable, it's not enjoyable, it's not enjoyable, go on!"

"How else can you scold?" Bai Yan asked with some puzzlement.

Xiao Demon King smiled: "I'll scold you for you! When you want to be promoted to official wealth, why doesn't the Bodhisattva bless you? When you want to call a slave and a maidservant, why don't the gods help you? When you are beaten on the head and bleeding, why don't the gods save you? When bandits are rampant in the world, why don't the gods catch the thieves? Your mother-in-law wants to give birth to a fat son, why don't the gods ......?"

Bai Yan couldn't help but laugh too, and interrupted: "There are several sons, so there is no need for the help of the gods in this matter, although the predecessors said a little too much, but it is also such a reason, sometimes I can't help but think like this, the more I think about it, the more angry I become." ”

Xiao Demon King: "As you wish, I really saw the gods today." I'm an immortal, so I'll ask you a few questions, okay?"

Bai Yan was drunk, and asked in disbelief: "The predecessor is really an immortal?"

Xiao Demon King: "I am a colorful pheasant and become an immortal, this restaurant has a famous dish called stir-fried pheasant, have you also eaten it? When you eat pheasants here, where am I? Today I became an immortal, should I slaughter all the people in this restaurant, including you?"

Seeing Bai Yan, he was stunned and couldn't answer, and the Demon King Xiao said unhurriedly: "Practicing through hardships and sea tribulations, seeing all kinds of reincarnation in previous lives, who dares to guarantee what they once were? Goshawk binds rabbits, rabbits kick eagles, do you help pigs talk or help dogs talk? I don't care about you, and I owe you nothing." ”

Bai Yan was stunned for a long time before asking: "Seniors are not joking, even if what you say is true, why do you want to become human?"

Xiao Demon King: "The human body is the most conducive to cultivation, and it is a blessing that you were born like this." According to you, should I scold the injustice of reincarnation and make me a chicken in this life?"

Bai Yanze's expression was already a little silly: "Is it true that the Immortal Family is not indebted to others?"

Xiao Demon King: "Maybe then, I just don't owe you anything." ”

At this time, there was a sudden applause in the restaurant, and Xiao Demon King turned his head to see that it was Zhu Shanxian who was slapping there. Seeing that the Demon King Xiao came over, Zhu Shan smiled and said, "This Demon King is wonderful, when you float a big white!, I will toast you first, but there are a few words, I don't know if I should say ...... or not."

Xiao Demon King: "Since you said this kind of thing, you just want to talk about it, and if you don't let you say it, you will only feel uncomfortable, I don't know what to advise?"

Zhu Shanxian drank a glass of wine, put down the glass and said, "Don't dare to give advice, just talk about my opinion." People in the world should handle the affairs of the world well, if they can't even do the things of the mortal world at the beginning, how can they talk about cultivating and becoming immortals?"

Xiao Demon King raised his glass and said: "Your words are reasonable, since you are a mortal, don't talk about what happens after becoming an immortal, if you really owe it, you can't fly to become an immortal, you must know that the heavenly punishment will be returned for a lifetime." ”

Ding Qi also spoke: "Why is this?"

Xiao Demon King: "Do you want to ask about Heavenly Punishment?"

Ding Qi shook his head and said, "No, I don't want to ask about the Heavenly Punishment, I just want to ask why the Heavenly Punishment can return the first life." ”

Xiao Demon King muttered: "In your heaven and earth, in your world, everything you do will leave traces, otherwise it means that you yourself do not exist. Even if you don't admit it, or if you have forgotten it, the trace is always there, and that is you. Mortals often boast to themselves, who am I, what am my heart, what am I as man...... Not really. ”

Ding Qi took his cup and saluted: "Thank you for your advice! Actually, that's the answer I want to hear." ”

Ding Qi got the answer he wanted, and Bai Yan over there argued to himself: "The Bodhisattva in the temple claims to be the purest sentient beings, and he didn't come to cross me?"

The Demon King Xiao asked rhetorically: "Is the Bodhisattva your family? Am I not a Bodhisattva who only talks about myself, and I owe it to you? The chaos of sentient beings is caused by sentient beings, so they cannot be liberated in samsara." When talking about cultivation, first talk about being a person, scolding the ancestors for not fighting for their own anger and causing themselves to fall, then don't let your descendants scold again, scold the world for being chaotic, then don't mess up your heart, so that you will not be in vain in reincarnation. ”

He pointed to the diners in the restaurant and said: "At a glance, these people will die, in terms of the years of the immortal family, almost all of them die in front of their eyes, do you want to scold me for not saving me when I see death? ”

Bai Yan drank too much and his eyes were already a little straight, and he asked again drunkly: "Senior Xiao, are you really a fairy, won't you be teasing me?"

Xiao Demon King glared: "Since you don't know, don't talk nonsense! You think I'm teasing you, that's teasing you." ……”

Before he finished speaking, he felt that the back of his neck was lifted up, and then he was in the peach grove at the foot of Jingting Mountain, and when he looked back, he shouted dissatisfiedly: "Lao Xu, what the hell are you doing, I was chatting with someone well, why did you drag me out?"

The man who drove him out of the restaurant was a man shaking a folding fan, who squinted his eyes and seemed to be smiling, and there seemed to be a poem inscribed on the fan, and the handwriting was flying and scribbled and illegible. He is also an immortal, named Xu Demon King Shengzhi.

Demon King Xu glanced at Demon King Xiao and said: "They are all chickens who have become immortals, why are you talking so much nonsense? ”

Xiao Demon King was very unconvinced and said: "You have become an immortal, and I have also become an immortal, why should I listen to you?"

At this time, someone outside the peach forest spoke: "What Xiao Demon King Restaurant said is very much for me, thank you here...... And what Xu Demon King said is also right, he can talk about whatever he should say, and he doesn't have to worry about his immortal family or mortal identity. The two demon kings turned around and looked, and it was Ding Qi and the others who had just met in the restaurant.

When Ding Qi saw that the Demon King Xiao suddenly disappeared, he knew what was wrong, and he also opened the portal and walked directly here. This place is very coincidental, it is the peach forest that Ding Qi arrived at when he first entered the Kunlun realm.

Demon King Xu frowned and said, "You are not small, you can still come with you." ”

Ding Qi stepped forward and said, "Demon King Xu, I'm actually here for you." There's something I want to ask, have you watched "Lingshan"?"

Why did Ding Qi stay in Wanjia Restaurant and travel to this scene, in fact, he was waiting for the Demon King Xu to appear. Because this Xu Demon King has the same name as the author of the series of books recommended by Mr. Zhuang, since the author cannot be contacted in the real world, I will try to ask here.

Xu Demon King replied: "Lu Mo asks far and near, as long as you see the sincerity of sex, and the place where you fall in love, it is Lingshan." ”

Ding Qi was slightly stunned: "Isn't this what Master Xuanzang said? I heard him say it outside Wuguanzhuang." ”

Xu Demon King glared: "The monk said yes, I can't say it?"

Xian Hao chuckled: "Why did it become Ah Q's words again?"

Zhu Shanxian: "Ah Q's words are ...... touched by monks"

Tan Hanchuan said coldly: "It's not right to say that this is Ah Q, in fact, it was written by Lu Xun." ”

They were talking hilariously, what was Shannie doing, she stared at her and couldn't speak, even if she walked through this scene, she was still silenced by Mr. Sui's spell.

"Change the place, Hugh is going to make noise in front of my door!" everyone's minds suddenly sounded the voice of the breeze fairy child from Jingting Mountain.

When the Xiao Demon King and the Xu Demon King heard this, they disappeared, and Ding Qi took out the Jingwen Stone a little helplessly and said, "Let's go back too." ”

Opening a portal in the peach blossom forest, Ding Qi led everyone out of the way, only to feel a trance, they were still standing in the study of Xiaojinghu Manor, as if they had never left, and when they turned their heads, Zhuang Mengzhou was still sitting aside.

Zhuang Mengzhou saw that everyone was looking at him, and asked in wonder, "Teacher Ding, is your spell good, why haven't you moved?"

Shang Ni was finally able to speak, and replied preemptively: "Mr. Zhuang, we have been in a long time ago, and now we are back!"

Zhuang Mengzhou was surprised: "You're already back?"

For Ding Qi and the others, their time in the delusion realm has passed a long time. But from Zhuang Mengzhou's point of view, there was no trace at all, and the time was still stuck just now, and he almost thought that they hadn't gone in yet.