Chapter 54: Don't Make Me a Barbecue!
After organizing the language, Mu Bai, who was about to answer Liu Xiaoyan, was instantly stunned.
Liu Xiaoyan was also stunned.
Both of them were stunned at the same time, but for different reasons.
Mu Bai was stunned, this voice was the sound of parallel bars!
And Liu Xiaoyan ......
A flush rose on her face.
Then, Xiu's eyebrows furrowed tightly.
She moved her lips......
"Mu Bai, I think you're really crazy. ”
Mu Bai: "???"
After Liu Xiaoyan finished saying that, he turned around and was about to leave.
Mu Bai hurriedly spoke: "It's not me talking...... Can't you hear the timbre of my words? It's the parallel bars just now!"
After he finished speaking, he kept tapping the bar, trying to explain the parallel bars, but the parallel bars remained indifferent.
Liu Xiaoyan paused, but did not turn around after all.
She continued to turn her back to Mu Bai and leave, while leaving such a sentence.
"If you can talk on parallel bars, then your favorite elbow can probably talk too...... I'm disappointed and surprised by you......"
"Surprisingly, you're actually a fake voice boss. ”
"I'm disappointed that you'd use this lame way to convince me of your claims. ”
Mu Bai looked at Liu Xiaoyan's departing back stupidly.
He suddenly felt a sense of rage.
What he was angry about was naturally not Liu Xiaoyan, but ......
Glaring fiercely at the parallel bars, Mu Bai stepped forward and struck the iron ...... with his palm
"Ouch...... Pain Pain Pain X17 ......"
After jumping on the spot a few times, he felt the pain in his palm gradually leave.
"Are you kid trying to make a big deal?"
"What do you ask?"
"Do you want to speak?"
Mu Bai kicked towards the bar.
No response.
"You wait for me!"
He said this fiercely, and then immediately made a call to Liu Xiaoyan, who had already left.
After a while, the other party agreed to give him another chance to explain in person.
Perhaps hearing Mu Bai's low tone on the phone, the parallel bars let out a subtle laugh.
"You wait for me!" Another kick to the parallel bars, Mu Bai put the phone back in his pocket.
In the perspective of the parallel bars, Mu Bai, who trotted away, was already far away.
It emits a "chirp" laugh.
That sounds like ...... It feels like I'm not going to the playground after school......"
"This human is not only fierce, but also funny! ”
Laughing, the parallel bars tried to walk again.
It carefully controls the left bar to take a step, and then controls the right bar to take a step.
After two steps......
The reason for the unstable center of gravity caused it to fall to the ground with a weight of 145 kilograms.
Like a crab falling to the ground, the parallel bars struggled for a while, and finally barely got up.
At this time, it didn't have the good mood of canceling Mu Bai before.
It looked very frustrated.
"Woo woo! I don't ...... ......I can't walk! What a piece of shit!...... Woo!"
These are exactly the pictures that Mu Bai saw half a month ago.
……
When he received Mu Bai's apology call just now, Liu Xiaoyan was already about to walk to the office.
Although she didn't think that Mu Bai would be such an impolite person, just now in the playground, there were only Mu Bai and her.
Mu Bai and the parallel bars were completely on the bars, she had heard her subordinates report before, and after seeing Mu Bai's degree of demonism in the past two days, she would naturally think that the scene in the playground just now was because Mu Bai was eager to make her believe in herself, so she would do such a thing in such a lame and impolite way.
In the phone call received by Liu Xiaoyan from Mu Bai, Mu Bai took all the pots very sincerely and directly, and asked her to return to the playground to give him a chance to apologize solemnly.
So, Liu Xiaoyan returned to the playground again.
Walking to the parallel bars, she looked around a little dazedly.
It's empty.
The last rays of light in the sky faded, and the street lights in the playground lit up.
Just as Liu Xiaoyan was taking out her mobile phone and preparing to call Mu Bai, Mu Bai's figure appeared in her sight, as well as ...... The two Awakened bodyguards assigned to him by the Bureau.
The two bodyguards followed behind Mu Bai with things in their hands.
It wasn't until the three of them approached that Liu Xiaoyan could see clearly what the bodyguard was holding in his hand.
Two small iron buckets.
Mu Bai ...... What are you taking?" Liu Xiaoyan looked a little confused.
Mu Bai took a bucket from the bodyguard's hand and walked to Liu Xiaoyan's side: "You smell it." ”
"Gasoline, what are you doing with this?"
"Prove one thing. ”
"Proof what?"
Mu Bai didn't answer immediately, but raised the bucket with both hands and poured it on the parallel bars.
Another bodyguard with a bucket also did the same action as him, and while pouring oil on the parallel bars, he also asked Mu Bai in a soliciting tone: "Brother Bai, do you want it?" If you want, I'll go get two more barrels, I will fill up the fuel tank when I drove over today, and make four or five barrels casually." ”
Mu Bai thought thoughtfully, and then shook his head: "Wait and see if it's enough." ”
A large unique smell of gasoline came from the tip of his nose, Liu Xiaoyan fanned it with his hand, and then asked suspiciously: "Mu Bai, what are you going to do?"
"You'll find out later...... Give this parallel bar a bath first. ”
The more Liu Xiaoyan listened, the more confused he became, and he stood by and watched the two of them pour all the two barrels of oil.
While they were pouring oil, the parallel bars were also confused.
Although I heard this human girl say what gasoline is not gasoline, but it has lived in the playground for a long time, and it doesn't even know what a car is, let alone gasoline......
All of its current knowledge of the world comes from what the humans who came to the playground to exercise since it was placed in the playground talked.
Although it didn't know what gasoline was, it felt a heartfelt coolness when the two humans poured it on it.
On this hot day, it hasn't rained for a long time, and it can't help but moan comfortably when it feels so cool in the playground every day......
If it didn't have these humans in front of it, it felt that it must be so cool that it couldn't help but twitch by now, but it was just ...... These humans, who are always shouting about how many youkai they have killed, are here, and they really don't dare to expose themselves......
"It's so comfortable...... It's so comfortable...... It's been a long time since I've taken a bath, and it's so comfortable! If it weren't for the fact that I heard this human say the other day that he ate werewolves, and that he was too fierce, I would have personally thanked him for bathing me now......"
The parallel bars are beautiful in my heart, and my body and mind are extremely relaxed and enjoying.
But then, it's a little bit of a bit of a way to enjoy it.
Mu Bai took out a Zippo lighter and lit it.
The dancing flames rippled in front of the sight of the parallel bars.
He was about to walk in and set the gasoline on fire when Bodyguard A walked up to him.
"Brother Bai, it's better for me to come, in case it burns you, it's not good...... You see, Director Liu is here too......"
Mu Bai nodded and handed the lighter to the other party.
Mu Bai ...... What are you doing here? Do you have no place to use your salary? Although you have a special status, if you destroy public property, you will have to compensate according to the price...... Money is a small matter, but if you didn't run to the playground to find parallel bars to spread the fire, everyone will laugh at you. ”
Liu Xiaoyan no longer had the dissatisfaction she had before because of that sentence, and her face was full of worry at this time.
Because she felt that Mu Bai's spirit might really be abnormal.
When Liu Xiaoyan was about to continue the persuasion, Bodyguard A had already lit the gasoline with a lighter.
"Bang!" sounded.
The flame of the lighter ignited the entire parallel bars.
The flames rose into the sky, and the street lamp next to it was not worth mentioning under such light......
Just when Liu Xiaoyan was about to adjust his tone and say something like "don't mess around" to Mu Bai with a fierce attitude......
The screams of pain were about to penetrate the eardrums of everyone present.
The whole playground reverberated with the scream, and the fragmentary, struggling, incomplete, juvenile voice shouted out in pain.
"Ahh......h Brother Bai!Ah! You ...... You're called Brother Bai, right? Ah, it hurts! I was wrong! I know you're awesome! Don't make me a barbecue!"