Guan Qiu found that not only did he not have a penny, but he also did not even have a mobile phone.

Then I suddenly remembered that the first mobile phone in his life was PHS that he bought in mid-04, and then countless memories came flooding back.

Because of the frequent late absenteeism caused by playing games around the clock, he will be fired from the factory at the end of this month.

At that time, all kinds of small Internet cafes sprung up like mushrooms after a rain, and the owner of the scarecrow Internet café once dropped the price to only 5 yuan overnight in order to attract customers. He took the 400 yuan salary he received and played games in the scarecrow day and night for a month.

After the money was spent, he helped the Internet café and some local tyrant bosses he met on the Internet to train, and by the way, he played gold again, and did some reselling business in the game, and his life was more comfortable than going to work, and he actually had a little surplus in his pocket.

This continued until his account was compromised.

During that time, my spirit was extremely empty, my life seemed to have lost my goal, I didn't know what to do, and then I stayed in an Internet café every day to read online novels.

He still remembers the first online novel he read called "I'm a Hooligan", and he was shocked at the time, slapping his thighs and shouting.

After watching the hooligan trilogy in a row, he went everywhere to find novels of the same type, and naturally, the textbook-style Hey Dao novel "Bad Guy" made him even more fascinated.

In fact, he liked to read novels when he was a child, and he basically read Jin Guliang's Wenhuang books, but he found that the protagonists in those books were either too virgin or crooked, mother-in-law and mother-in-law, without a bit of decisive masculinity.

And the character of Xie Wendong who is not satisfied is what he admires, so he was once regarded as a spiritual idol. He still remembers that during that time, there were countless people named Xie Wendong on QQ on the Internet.

Affected by this, his life has since taken a fork in the road......

……

Under the burning gaze of the two factory girls next to him, Guan Qiu stood up and said without blushing and heartbeat: "I'm sorry boss, I put my wallet at home, and I'll bring it to you next time." ”

In my memory, he didn't use his wallet much at all, and he didn't need it at first, anyway, in most cases he was cleaner than his face;

The male boss waved his hand and said happily: "It's okay, let's go~"

Guan Qiu nodded at the proprietress and turned around and walked towards the Internet café again.

It was only for a moment that he remembered that he was poor and white at this time, and that the rental house in the urban village had nothing except a few sets of clothes and two quilts, and even his ID card was pressed on the factory's third-party labor dispatch company.

Therefore, the urgent problem of survival is to be solved.

He immediately thought of selling equipment!

When he came to the Internet café, Xiao Zhou, the network administrator, saw him go and returned, and said strangely: "You didn't go to work?"

"No more. Guan Qiu said casually and asked, "Brother Zhou, lend me 100 yuan." ”

Xiao Zhou, who was behind the cash register, scratched his greasy hair and said, "Don't be kidding." It's not like you don't know, how can I be rich!"

Guan Qiu thought about it for a while, and knew that what he said was true. Xiao Zhou is worse than him, when the network management package eats and stays for only 500 yuan a month, many times it is Yin who eats grain. I guess this month's salary has also been advanced.

100 yuan, for the current Xiao Zhou, should be an "astronomical amount" of pens.

"What should I do?" Guan Qiu, who had countless plans to make a fortune in his mind, suddenly found that he couldn't even find 100 yuan at the moment.

Just as Guan Qiu was recalling, Xiao Zhou asked, "Why are you borrowing money?"

"Uh......" Guan Qiu was embarrassed to say that he had no money to eat, so he thought about it and said, "I want to go to the bank to get a card and sell the equipment with the number." ”

"Aren't you playing?" Xiao Zhou was a little surprised, he knew how much effort Guan Qiu had spent on this account, and now he suddenly said that he was going to sell it, and he was a little incredulous for a while.

"Well, don't play anymore. Guan Qiu nodded for sure.

"Ah-" Xiao Zhou's mouth opened widely, and after a while, he said regretfully, "That's right." It's really not good for you to play day and night like this, so it's better to sell it!"

After a pause, he said, "Otherwise, I'll talk to him when the boss comes, and I'll lend you an emergency first." But first, you have to pay me back, and this is already my salary for next month. ”

Guan Qiu smiled and nodded, and he was also very grateful in his heart. He and the network administrator Xiao Zhou just met in Pingshui, and we didn't have a deep friendship, and it was really not easy for people to borrow him.

The two chatted for a while, and Xiao Zhou said, "Otherwise, you go back to sleep first, and I'll give it to you at night." ”

"Hiss-" Just now, Guan Qiu thought of another problem, his account was not kept secret, and he had to call Shanda customer service to revise it, otherwise it would not be easy to sell.

But the problem is that he doesn't even have a phone bill in his pocket.

Even Guan Qiu, who has been trained to the point of invulnerability, is a little unbearable at the moment, "That...... Get a few dollars and call me first......"

……

Half an hour later, Guan Qiu walked out of the conversation with half a red double happiness in his mouth, squinting his eyes and looking up at the blue sky and white clouds, he was still a little unbelievable for a while, he was really ...... Reborn?

I don't know how long it took, but the ringing of the car behind him woke him up.

At a glance, there was a burly fat man next to him, wearing the same jet-black khaki overalls jacket as him, and a pair of fat brown gauze pants underneath, holding a dilapidated miscellaneous bicycle in his hand, propped up on the ground on one leg, and grinning at him silly.

Although he felt that the other party was very familiar, Guan Qiu still didn't recognize it for a while.

Before he could speak, the fat man had already asked, "Oh, Guan Qiu, I just went to the Internet café to look for you, why didn't you go to work today?"

"Not anymore. ”

The fat man was surprised: "Why?"

"For the harvest of autumn. ”

Looking at the weird smile on his face, the fat man was full of surprise, "Wow, I found that Guan Qiu seems to be ...... today Something is wrong. ”

"What?" Guan Qiu touched his face, "Did you find that your brother has become handsome again?"

The fat man couldn't help but push him, and scolded with a smile: "Fuck off, I'm older than you, and if you want to call me, you will call me brother." ”

Guan Qiu stretched out his hand and pinched his fat face, and said: "I finally know why you can't marry a wife, you are not lazy, laziness can be overcome, you just have a stupid brain, and you can't withstand high-intensity thinking for a long time, to engage in things with too complex logic and deal with too much information." ”

Just now he finally remembered who this fat man was, he was his live-in roommate and fellow countryman, and his good friend for many years, Dai Hongjun.

This guy has well-developed limbs, a simple mind, can't do sasa, can't eat sasa, and is the kind of abacus bead character, don't move. In view of this, most of the time you can only do some strenuous work. I was more than 30 people before I was reborn, and I didn't even talk about a girlfriend.

Just like now, the foreman in this factory said that he was in charge of logistics, but in fact he was used as a coolie.

The only advantage may be that you don't have a bad heart.

The current Dai Hongjun's figure is not completely out of shape, and his skin is not as dark as it was later, looking white and chubby, like a freshly baked bun, he is very happy, causing him not to recognize it at the first time.

"you. The fat man put his arm on Guan Qiu's elbow, and asked with a stupid smile: "What are you doing here?"

Guan Qiu patted him on the shoulder, "Take me back to the dormitory." ”

The fat man grabbed the handlebars and said, "Come on." Wait until I go to the entrance of the village to buy me two buns, I haven't eaten enough in the factory in the morning. ”

"You're so fat and still eating. ”

"I don't have the strength to drag you down. ”

“…… Let me tell you, if you continue to eat like this, you will really not find a wife in the future. ”

"Guan Qiu, don't curse me, my family has three generations of single inheritance, just a son like me, and you still expect me to pass on the lineage. ”

"Brother Sheng, I am responsible for helping you find your wife. ”

"It's ......"

"It's still cooked......"

Under the scorching sun at noon, the shadows of Guan Qiu and the others dragged out their long tails and slowly rode towards the urban village "Guangming Village" at the west end of the town......