Zuo Qian was speechless and picked up his graduation certificate again, opened it and took a look, and the golden words "Bird City University" directly flashed Zuo Qian's pair of titanium alloy dog eyes. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

He was extremely speechless and put his graduation certificate back in the drawer, and in his heart he had already defined this bird city directly as a rural city. Have you ever seen a big city called Bird City?

Alas~!After moving left helplessly, he checked the map where he was, "Huh~!" He found that the city he was in was very big......! Kyoto!

Just by looking at the name, you can know where this is! In ancient times, it was the capital! It was the absolute center of the whole country! Zuo Qian was happy in his heart, the big stage! It was definitely much better than being in the countryside city.

I was happy to move left until midnight, and I really felt sleepy. I climbed into bed and slept until dawn, and when he opened his eyes, it was already past nine o'clock.

I lazily walked out of the room, rummaged through the refrigerator, and found that there was nothing, and my stomach was rumbling with hunger, thinking that the girl had already gone to work!

Alas~!Looking for a job, Zuo Qian scratched his head, went to wash up and sat on the sofa thinking about things.

What kind of job are you looking for? Jobs related to writing. It also has to be a job to set the stage for becoming a star. So what works well?

Zuoqian found that his mind was empty, and there was nothing.

Do you have the talent to become a broadcast host or program host?

No.

Participating in a talent show? That's all about being funny! Zuo Qian is still very self-aware, singing a song is like killing a pig, others ask for money, and his life is dead.

Zuo Qian scratched his head, there was no job for him at all! He leaned back on the sofa with his eyes closed, controlling his emotions to calm himself down.

That's right!

Left moved to the thought of a job, and it was related to writing. Submission!

Hey, hey, this is it! Although he can't write novels now, he can write something else! Although he didn't read novels at the beginning, he didn't read a few paragraphs! Some interesting things. You don't need any writing for that. Just remember those jokes.

Just do it, Zuo Qian immediately returned to the room, turned on the computer, clicked on the engine, typed, and submitted.

Soon a page came out and dozens of websites from top to bottom. There are Chinese Writers' Association, poetry magazines, literary monthly, selected novels, and flower weekly. For a while, I was dazzled by the left move, and I didn't know which one to choose.

After being deleted one by one, Zuoqian selected the Flower Weekly, which is simply all-inclusive, including essays, essays, sketches, humorous stories, satirical novels, essays and academic articles, selected national newspaper and periodical essays, and magazines published at home and abroad.

Zuoqian instantly had an idea, and began to search for Huaxia football and found some information. I found that this Chinese football is the same as football on the earth and in other countries, two words, no. Four words, all kinds of no. Hehe, you can't blame me for that.

I looked for relevant information about Chinese football again, and found that although some people scolded a lot of people, there were no jokes, so there were no jokes in this world?

After looking for the names of some football powers, I studied it until noon before I opened the document, crackling and starting to code words.

Title: On Chinese Football.

West Asia is no longer the West Country of four years ago, and Yinglan is not the England of the past. A true football powerhouse is not going to go back. In international football, only ....... can do that The Chinese football team is still the Chinese team of the year.

Why?

Bagh said: We formed four teams and we could all get into the round of 16, and Oude said: We never look at what the score is. Holland said that we just have to play well, and Alantin said that we have the king of the ball. The Huaxia team said, we don't play with you at all.

Although Chinese football cannot enter international competitions, they are very happy in Asia.

Whenever a game is played, the soccer coach will give his players a lecture before the game: "If you can't get the ball, kick it in the other person's leg!"

On the pitch,

One of the players suddenly said, "Where did the ball for the game go?"

Another player: "Don't look for it, play like no ball." ”

When the Huaxia team lost, they were still living a very nourishing life, and they were not angry at all, why?

"Brother Wei" asked a member of the Huaxia team to advertise, the player held a football in his left hand, pointed to the screen with his right hand and said: "Who can not shoot for more than 90 minutes, I can!"

After the condom manufacturer saw the advertisement of "Brother Wei", he was deeply inspired, so he found a group of players from the Huaxia team and also made an advertisement: all the players bombed the goal,

Advertising slogan: "No matter how many times you shoot, if you can't in, you can't in!"

Manufacturers who produce contraceptives also want to shoot advertisements, but contraceptives are mainly for women, what should I do?! Or does the Huaxia Football Association have a way: let the Huachao red whistles wear black clothes and blow the whistle,

With a wave of his hand, he said arrogantly: "No matter how much you shoot in, it doesn't count!"

But in the Huaxia team, there is a young player who is deeply troubled, because he has a dream of reviving Chinese football!

So he came to a deep mountain temple to ask the Zen master for advice, why the Huaxia team always loses, and hoped that the master would give advice.

The Zen master laughed and said nothing, grabbed a chicken, wrapped a thread around the chicken leg, and as soon as he pulled the thread, the chicken immediately fell, and the chicken struggled to keep walking, and the Zen master pulled again, and the chicken fell again, and so on and so on eight times. The national football team has an understanding: "Master, are you letting us defeat and fight again and again, and never give in?"

The Zen master smiled: "I'm asking you to pull the chicken 8 down!"

[END]

Zuo Qian read the manuscript twice, nodded with satisfaction, opened the website of Huaxiang Weekly, and copied the manuscript after signing. After sending. Zuo Qian looked at the time, it was half past twelve. I don't know if that girl will come back at noon.

He saw fifty dollars on the table, all right! so stingy, so he took fifty dollars and went out to buy groceries, and this time he didn't forget the rice.

When he came back, he was scooping rice and preparing to cook, when the door opened, and he poked his head out to see Epic Qi changing his shoes.

"Have you cooked, starving!" Epic Qi changed into her shoes, shook the next door to the table, poured a glass of water and drank it to herself.

A phrase came from the kitchen, "Right now, I'm doing it right now!"

Ah~!Is this what husband and wife feel? Can I cook for Mao! Isn't it all daughters-in-law who cook? This seems to be reversed!

Moving left was helpless, there was no way, people had to bow their heads under the eaves. If you don't serve this girl well, I'm afraid you'll be swept away.

Thinking of this, Zuo Qian didn't feel anything. If not, do you have to look for a job?

Alas~!This broken system is really unreliable.