Chapter 58 Lao Tzu said that you are a liar, and you are a liar
After turning off "Against the Cold", Tang Beiming received a phone call, which was from Di Lilengba.
For Di Li Lengba, she actually has her own phone, Tang Beiming is not unusual.
After all, the current self, no matter what, is half a celebrity.
However, Tang Beiming was still very curious about Di Lengba's sudden call to himself.
"Leng Ba, is there something wrong?"
"Mr. Tang, there is an art exhibition in Zhonghai these days, I was invited to participate, but there is no male partner, I want you to be my male companion, is it okay?"
Di Lengba, one of the hottest female stars in the entertainment industry now.
said that she participated in an art exhibition and didn't have a male partner, that is, she killed Tang Beiming, and she wouldn't believe it.
So, unless she has something else to discuss with herself.
If you are a man, will you be afraid of her as a girl?
Immediately, Tang Beiming agreed.
The next day, Tang Beiming wore a suit, drove a Land Rover, and came to the door of the Lingyun Painting Exhibition.
And at this moment, Di Lilenba has been waiting at the door for a long time.
Tang Beiming sat in the car and saw that there were a few men, very self-righteous, and went to invite Di Lilenba to go in together.
Looking at those men, dressed up, Tang Beiming could also guess that these were all noble sons of rich families.
However, for all of these people's invitations, Di Lilenba refused.
Until, Tang Beiming got off the bus.
He didn't say a word, just stretched out his hand, and Di Lilenba consciously pulled his hand over.
Then, Tang Beiming walked into the exhibition with Di Lilenba.
At this scene, the boys who watched it were all dumbfounded.
Hold the grass, that's fine.
What did this brother do?
Why, I'm not as handsome as him, why didn't Di Lilenba take a fancy to him, so he didn't like me.
"Ding-dong. ”
"Congratulations to the host, slap a group of rich second generations in the face, and get a pretending value of one million. ”
"Right now, the final assembly is worth 26 million. ”
After Tang Beiming entered the art exhibition, he asked Di Li Lengba: "Lengba, you are looking for me, I'm afraid you don't just want to watch the art exhibition with me." Tell me, what's going on?"
"Haha, Mr. Tang is really powerful, then I won't hide it. Does Mr. Tang's "Tang Dynasty" have the idea of making it into a TV series? I am here to ask for a heroine. ”
Tang Bei meditated for a while, at the online tea party back then, he seemed to have promised Leng Ba that he would give her a big IP TV series heroine in the future.
Tang Beiming is the protagonist of the invincible anti-heaven modification system, with a heavenly constitution in his mouth, and he follows the law.
Since you promised the other party, you will definitely do it.
Immediately, Tang Beiming agreed.
Also, since I am the chairman of the Reading Group, the book "Tang Dynasty" written by myself should also be operated with full copyright.
What physical books, comics, TV series, anime, movies, stage plays, mobile phones, computer games, board games, peripheral character dolls, bookmarks, soft copying, you can get it.
Tang Beiming decided that after he returned from this exhibition, he would talk to the reading group and ask them to get these things.
After that, Tang Beiming and Di Lilenba visited the exhibition seriously.
It's just that the more he looks at this, the more Tang Beiming shakes his head.
Finally, just scold.
"Who drew this, give it to me. ”
That master is next to Tang Beiming.
The master has been touring the exhibition, and he is very happy to see that everyone is satisfied with his works.
Until, when he saw Tang Beiming, every time he looked at a painting, he either sighed or shook his head.
This made the master very dissatisfied.
So, he followed Tang Beiming all the way, wanting to hear the reason why he sighed and shook his head.
As a result, along the way, Tang Beiming just didn't say a reason.
This made the master very dissatisfied.
He felt that Tang Beiming came over on purpose and smashed the field.
Now, seeing that he actually scolded himself, the master finally couldn't help it.
"This is what I painted, is there anything wrong with you?"
Seeing the master come out, those who came all the way to participate in the art exhibition surrounded them very respectfully.
Then, very respectfully, he said, "Master!"
Tang Beiming was even more angry when he saw these people, so pedantic and holding a liar as a master.
He picked up the painting and tore him to pieces.
Tang Beiming's move frightened many people at the scene.
The master was even more angry and blew his beard and stared.
"Who the hell are you, and why are you tearing my words apart?"
"Why are you shredded, don't you have a little pressure in your heart?"
"I don't understand what you're saying, I just know that my paintings, each one of them is worth more than a million. Of course it's not the point, the point is that these words are all my hard work, and if you tear up these paintings, you will tear up my hard work. ”
Listening to the master's serious words, Tang Beiming laughed directly.
"Hehe, just take some paint and smear it on a piece of paper a few times, you are embarrassed, tell me that it is a painstaking effort. ”
As Tang Beiming said, everyone looked.
It seems that the piece of paper that Tang Beiming tore just now is indeed like this.
This painting is just some paint, and I scribble it on the painting.
"Fart, you know what, you're a painter, or am I a painter. ”
"Do you understand art, or do I understand art?"
"I, Chen Ping'an, began to learn painting at the age of six and studied under Mr. Lin Qingxuan, a master of Chinese painting. ”
"At the age of eight, I had my first painting. ”
"After five years of hard study, Master forbade me to paint a complete picture. ”
"Five years later, I won the national championship of the Chinese Painting Youth Group for my first painting. ”
"At the age of twenty-three, the teacher said that I was a teacher. ”
"That year, I won the national painting championship. ”
"When I became famous, I chose to retire and study for three years. ”
"Three years later, I went to the United States to participate in a painting competition with Chinese painters. ”
"I beat the United States and won the championship. ”
"When I returned home, I was honored as a master. ”
"One of my paintings, the cheapest, is also five million. ”
"The most expensive one is the fishing picture of Jiang Taigong I painted last year, which sold for 150 million at auction. ”
"Now, you tell me that I'm a liar. My paintings, no artistry?"
"Then let me ask you, what is your name, where you tudied, what have you painted, what awards have you won, and how much is one of your paintings worth at auction?"
Listening to Chen Ping'an, he said excitedly one after another.
Tang Beiming's face had no expression.
"It's useless to say so much, no matter how many awards you get, no matter how expensive a painting is, you can't hide the fact that these paintings in your exhibition today are all liars. ”
After speaking, Tang Beiming took off three paintings again and tore them to pieces.
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