Chapter 49: Ultraman (I)
Son!?Daddy!!
I was shocked by the huge amount of information contained in this sigh, and I didn't know what to say on the spot, but in my mind, countless classic episodes of wealthy family grievances flashed in an instant, what is a private lifelong one-night passion, what is the beginning and the end of abandonment and hatred and revenge, and even love and kill, I am pregnant with your child but I just don't tell you and other possibilities flashed in front of my eyes one by one, anyway, the average son is so resentful of Lao Tzu, it is impossible to get rid of the above three situations.
But I immediately rejected these three possibilities myself, because all three of these conditions must meet a common premise, that is, there must be a woman who has taken a fancy to Chen Sanshan's old coffin! This is simply ridiculous and nonsensical, how can a woman who is blind and brainless to such a point have a child? This son must have been raised with the medium of the real yàn room!
Sure enough, Chen Sanshan immediately proved my guess with practical actions, and the old guy raised his head and asked his son who had never shown up in an angry, anxious, and even slightly frightened tone: "You are still alive!! didn't the fire burn you to death?"
The son laughed strangely: "Dear father, are you disappointed? No, you should be happy! As your creator, I am so strong that even you, the creator, cannot destroy it with all your might, isn't this exactly what you expect from a new species whose evolution is above humanity, purer and better, and who is like God who completely controls its own destiny?"
Chen Sanshan spat viciously on the ground: "What kind of madness did Lao Tzu have back then, why did he make such a scourge of you! Don't talk about those useless things! Since you didn't die, why didn't you come to take revenge on your master for so many years?"
"Hehe, how can a son go to his father for revenge?" the yin and yang tone echoed in the air. It shows that the speaker is full of resentment and the pleasure of revenge: "Though my father hates me and is wary of me. Afraid of me, he even burned down the real room that he had been running for more than ten years in order to kill me. But my life is still the gift of my father, and this kindness is enough to offset any sins of you, so that my judgment will never be inflicted on you......"
"So I have to thank you!?" Chen Sanshan laughed angrily: "Then don't hide your head and show your tail! Come out! Let Lao Tzu see what the hell your turtle grandson has become after seventy years of self-evolution!"
"Scolding your son for being a turtle grandson, it seems that you, the father, can't take any advantage, right?" The voice of the old god said, the same tone as when Chen Sanshan played the chicken thief, and then. The light blue dazzling light began to gather rapidly over the ceiling, indicating that the owner of the voice was not afraid of his cheap father, not only dared to openly appear to argue with Chen Sanshan, but also planned to make a shining appearance to give Ya a dismount.
Jiang Shasha subconsciously raised the barrel of the cannon, I also held my breath and concentrated, hunched my waist and stomach, and struggled to get out of the shell while guarding the ball of light that slowly condensed in mid-air, judging from the conversation between the two just now, it is absolutely impossible for the father and son to meet for a while It is definitely impossible to be a touching scene of hugging and crying. It's a sure thing to fight!
The ball of light takes shape rapidly in rotation, then begins to stretch and twist to form the human body, and more amazingly, it deforms with the ball of light. Even the properties have changed, and the light, which was originally blurry and gorgeous, formless, has become as thick and firm as a liquid at a speed visible to the naked eye. Created out of thin air from nothing!
I look a little familiar with this strange scene in the fantastical beauty, but I can't remember where I've seen it. I had no choice but to ignore Chen Sanshan's hideous expression and ask the old guy, "What is your son?"
"That's not my son!" the old guy said irritably, "Ya is a particle creature made by Lao Tzu decades ago!"
"What?" I don't know.
"Particle creatures, to put it simply. It is a creature whose functional unit is made up of particles that are the smallest units in physics," he said to me in a tone that looked down on all beings from above in a calm and calm tone. Just like you, you are called cellular organisms, because the most basic functional unit of your body is the cell, and all your life activities are completed in the cell, and the destruction of the cell structure will indicate your death, but I, am different, my most basic functional unit is composed of particles that are smaller than molecular atoms, they are more stable and energetic than cells, and can be combined and dissolved at will with my will, so as to form a new biological species that is immortal and immortal, and is of a higher level than your cellular organisms, can you understand my explanation?”
This is clearly the IQ of the naked disdain, coupled with the hostile position that we are now friends and foes, we naturally don't have to save face for this pretending to be a prisoner who is more senior than you when I open my mouth and shut up, so I opened my mouth without hesitation, and bombarded the past mercilessly: "I understand, isn't it just an independent consciousness control particle composition that can be arbitrarily transformed, large or small?" Wait, in a classic science fiction drama we watched when we were children, the giant of light who basks in the sun and transforms into a monster is set up like this...... Speaking of such a lively story, aren't you just an Ultraman!?"
The ball of light that was growing hands and feet was buried by me like this, and it trembled three times directly in mid-air, which clearly explained how much damage our verbal attack had caused to the other party, and even Chen Sanshan, who had been in a state of madness since learning that his son was alive, also showed a smile because we took a big advantage in our tongue: "Don't say it's true! No wonder you always feel that the salted egg superman is so familiar, it turns out to be the original form made by your kid!"
was stabbed by his own father, the son stopped talking, and tried hard to rub his hands and feet, obviously realizing that he could not have the upper hand in front of us old and young in terms of tongue, and planned to use his fists to teach us the inferior species, but this grandson's transformation is too slow, don't you know to make a transformation stick for yourself?
When this Ultraman's face finally popped out of his chest cavity and his facial features gradually spread out, Chen Sanshan once again burst out, and screamed in a cracked voice: "You turtle grandson!
Floating in mid-air at this moment is a naked man with a muscular and powerful body, the sculpture-like muscle lines make Jiang Shasha turn around in shame and make me ashamed, and with the translucent and colorful light blue skin, it makes him look more like a perfect and unreal work of art, but these are not the point, the point is that this kid's facial features, although the cheeks are more thin than the old fat Chen Sanshan and the hair is more than the half-bald Chen Sanshan, but it is obvious that it is carved from a mold!
So it's no wonder that Chen Sanshan is so angry, just with this face, after the old thing returns to the west, he will stop at the door of the court, and the judge will award Chen Sanshan's inheritance to this kid without doing a paternity test!
But...... I couldn't help but chuckle out loud when I saw the obvious little red dot in the center of this kid's broad chest, and said that I wasn't Ultraman, and you still had the iconic indicator light there!(To be continued......