Piercing Stories (136)

At the banquet of the three baptisms, the ninth master received many blessings. If these count as blessings.

"There are three Gege this time, and next time at least one of them must be Brother. This one-and-a-half-son is not a complete son, is it? Lao Jiu, you have to continue to work hard!"

Fuck off! If you can give birth to a whole one, who wants to put it together with a half-pull?

"It's three grids, but it's amazing. It's not that we're not good at it, it's that we're not in a good place. Don't force things that are out of the reach of manpower. ”

Don't talk to the master about your life, the master is in a hurry with you!

"This man, you have to think about it. Although it took five geges to give birth to a son. I'm afraid I'll have to make up five squares before I can ...... But it's hope, isn't it? It's better than no hope. ”

This cliff is a curse! You're going to have five more girls!

"It's not for me to say, this may also be that you have earned too much money with your black heart, and retribution is coming! God is helping you to spread your wealth. ”

Who earns the money of the black heart? Whatever you have will be retributed! You are all jealous! The jealous lord has silver, and the jealous lord can add three daughters at once.

The ninth master was dizzy and dizzy, and he couldn't even remember who said these words that lacked virtue.

These brothers, one by one, can't see the master.

"My grandfather gave birth to three daughters, and that's my master's ability. If you are not convinced, you can also go back and give birth to one. If you can also have a shot or three shots, I will have your surname. The Ninth Master's voice was very proud and high.

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the room was stunned, and then laughed louder. Dare to make a joke of your old nine here, who is not surnamed Aixin Jueluo.

Isn't it exactly the same as who's last name?

"Lao Jiu is drunk. "The fifth master is a dear, I feel sorry for this unlucky brother, "Nine! Let's go back and rest, and the guest brother will help you send it." ”

When the ninth master saw that it was his own brother, he immediately cried, "Brother, they all laughed at me." But which of them is better than me? Let's take you, Fifth Brother, for example. My Fujin finally gave birth to three daughters-in-law, what about the fifth sister-in-law? The fifth sister-in-law didn't even give birth to an egg. Such a comparison, brother, this is also good. ”

The fifth master's face suddenly darkened! What do you mean that your fifth sister-in-law didn't even give birth to an 'egg'. This bastard shouldn't feel sorry for him. Immediately, he let go of his hand and fell to the ground with the ninth master's ass. He also turned around and walked out.

"Brother, where are you going?" the ninth master sat on the ground, still looking at his brother's back in a daze.

Why do you want to go?

"Go back and lay eggs with your fifth sister-in-law. "The fifth brother said hatefully.

Leaving a room full of brothers laughing crookedly.

I heard the ninth master say to the seventh brother again: "Seventh brother, aren't you going back?"

What are you going back for?

The seventh master looked at the ninth master puzzled, "Don't ask my brother to finish this meal in your mansion, and start urging? ”

The ninth master glared and said: "The fifth brother has gone back to lay eggs, but the seventh brother will not go back?" I remember that the cat of the seventh brother's family is the most powerful." I'm going back late, I'm afraid it won't work. Be careful to scratch it again. ”

The seventh master suddenly felt like eating a fly, and he really couldn't open any pot.

He glared and snorted, got up and walked out. Lu Yu Jiu Ye staggered to get up, Qi Ye pushed him without hesitation, and then watched Jiu Ye fall down and sit on the ground again, he said a little more calmly: "Look, look, hit it." Brother, I have bad legs and feet, Lao Jiu forgive me. ”

As he spoke, he limped out more and more.

The ninth master looked at it and said, "Oh, the hall of my house, this road is uneven?"

The seventh master stumbled and almost fell. After that, he didn't have a limp, and walked quickly.

As soon as the third master saw that this old nine caught whoever bit whom, he couldn't stay any longer, so he said: "Okay, they're all drunk, let's almost go back." ”

As he spoke, he got up.

The ninth master said again: "Then don't leave the third brother, the third brother will definitely be able to bloom new flowers on the old tree, and call my third sister-in-law the old clam and give birth to pearls." ”

Who's old? Who's old? Your brother and I'm still in the prime of life?

The third master snorted angrily, passed past the ninth master, and did not forget to rub the oil that was accidentally stained on his hands during the meal just now on the ninth master's clothes before leaving.

The tenth master looked left and right, and the third, fifth, and seventh in front of him were all gone. The eighth didn't come, so wouldn't the next spearhead be aimed at himself.

Here he was stunned, and saw thirteen sneaking away with fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, and Honghui Hongyun.

It's just me and the old fourteen.

The tenth master said: "Ninth brother, we are close." ”

Fourteen hearts said, I am not the queen. He stood up and said, "Brother Jiu, brother, I will also leave first, and I have to go into the palace to pick up Hongzhao?"

"Fourteen, brother knows that you are bitter in your heart. The Ninth Master looked at the lower three roads of the fourteenth with great sympathy, and then said: "If it doesn't work, it won't work, don't go to the crooked path." We don't lack sons and daughters. The Ninth Master sat on the ground, his head tilted, his face full of compassion.

Fourteen's face turned blue all of a sudden. He rubbed to his feet and walked out with a black face. Halfway through, he suddenly turned around and came back, stretched out his hand to dip his hand full of oil in the plate of vegetables that he hadn't eaten clean, walked over and wiped it on the ninth master, his anger disappeared a little, and he snorted, "If you are so lacking in virtue, you should give birth to a daughter, and you will always give birth." ”

Only then did he go out triumphantly.

Wait for all gone. The tenth master leaned over, "I said brother, are you really drunk or pretending." ”

Jiu Ye jumped up all of a sudden, "What do you say?"

The tenth master said in his heart: You are enough to lose. Pretending to be drunk and exposing other people's shortcomings. No wonder I have always had a daughter.

I heard the ninth master snort softly, "Expose other people's shortcomings, and the master will be drunk for three points and wake up for seven points." Expose your shortcomings......"

"Brother!" The tenth master looked left and right, grinned, and said indifferently: "I'm really not afraid." Exposing shortcomings in front of outsiders is called exposing shortcomings. Between the two of us, where is the shortcoming, it is clear that we are honest with each other. You say. I'm not afraid!"

Brother Jiu raised his eyebrows and smiled, "That's what you said." ”

The tenth master's eyebrows can fly, "I said it." ”

"Who went back late and had to kneel on the washboard? Who went to the little wife's house and was caught by Fu Jin, and was whipped with his bare buttocks, and he didn't dare to be beaten on a stool for more than ten days?" asked the ninth master.

The tenth master smiled, "We brothers, there is no secret ......"

As soon as the words fell, I heard a 'poof' laugh outside.

The tenth master immediately ran out, and saw thirteen and fourteen leading fifteen of them to run out.

It turns out that these few haven't left, and have been hiding outside and eavesdropping.

The Tenth Master turned around and glared at the Ninth Master angrily, "Ninth Brother, you are my own brother." "You can't hurt me like that.

The ninth master snorted twice, "You called my brother to say it." ”

Friends!

The tenth master raised his hand, lifted the table for the ninth master, and then left angrily.

"Sample!" the Ninth Master smiled proudly. I don't believe that I can't cure you. Make you laugh! Laugh again.

The butler came and looked at the mess, "What do you mean by that?"

"It's okay, your tenth master overturned it. "The ninth master said nonchalantly.

The housekeeper immediately stopped worrying, and the tenth master lifted the table without saying a word, and the ninth master's mansion was not surprised.

said that the thirteenth and fourteenth broke up in front of the ninth master, and the fourteenth didn't mention Hongzhao when they saw Honghui Hongyun leaving, thinking that they had forgotten. Because of a certain uneasiness in his heart, Fourteen still just passed as a gossip.

However, thinking that Honghui said that he was diligent and would report it to the Long Live Lord, he also had a plan to go back to the house. Straight out of the city, planning to go to Huangzhuang.

Who knew that just after leaving the city gate, he met Su Peisheng, a minion.

"Fourteenth Master, have you been waiting for a long time?" Su Peisheng saluted.

Fourteen turned over and dismounted, "Father-in-law Su, why are you here?"

"Oh, my fourteenth master, don't torture the old slave. Su Peisheng smiled and pointed to the carriage on the side, "Look, Long live the Lord asked the slave to send you the fourth elder brother." ”

Fourteen chuckled in his heart, and instantly looked up, and saw that the curtain on the car window had been opened, and Hongzhao's little broken child was waving his little fat hand. Say hello to yourself.

Did you really send it to yourself?

"It's not...... Long live the Lord can rest assured?" Fourteen asked Su Peisheng in surprise.

Su Peisheng was even more surprised and said: "Look at what you said, my uncle is not at ease, who can be assured?" After he finished speaking, he smiled and said: "But ......"

"Is the fourth sister-in-law worried?" asked Fourteen, whose eyes lit up.

Su Peisheng smiled: "The queen said that if you want to beat or scold, it's up to you." ”

Fourteen's expression of relief fell again. These two are really bold. How dare you bring this baby bump to yourself? Believe in yourself? Pull it down! He doesn't believe in himself.

So he waved his hand and said, "I know what you're going to say." Long live the Lord rest assured, the master and the mother are also assured, but the Queen Mother is not at ease. Her old man must have said that if Hongzhao dares to lose a single hair, he will reveal my skin when he goes back. Isn't it?"

"Why don't you say that the Fourteenth Master, your Shengming!" Su Peisheng bowed and bent over, laughing so unfortunately!

"Okay, okay, got it. Fourteen sent Su Peisheng, "Go back." ”

Who is laughing so disgusting?

Su Peisheng didn't dislike people at all, and they had a bad attitude. I finally got rid of this little devil, I couldn't be in a better mood.

Seeing these people go without hesitation, the uneasiness in Fourteen's heart became more and more serious.

Especially when he looked at the guards guarding the carriage and the eunuchs and grandmothers who followed him to look at him with very sympathetic and obscure eyes, this uneasiness became even stronger.

Speaking of conscience, Hongzhao, this child is white and tender, if you want to say cute, it is really cute. Especially with a face like the fourth child, looking at it makes people feel inexplicably happy.

At this moment, I saw the child lying on the car window, shouting sweetly: "Uncle Fourteen......"

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