"It's not all over the counter, you won't look at it yourself. ”

"Better, cheaper. ”

"Hehe, you're such an interesting person. Both the price is good and cheap, you tell me where there is such a mobile phone, you take me to buy some. ”

"Yes, I'll take you to the train station to buy it. Siemens, Ericsson, Nokia, Samsung, Motorola, everything, how much do you want?"

The old Mediterranean man who was lying there eating melon seeds, drinking tea, and watching TV had a changed expression on his face.

Clapping his hands and standing up, looking at the large number of Guan Qiu with a smile on his face outside the counter, he said with a smile: "Do you buy it or not, don't buy it." ”

Guan Qiu turned a deaf ear, looking at the vaguely familiar decoration in the store, and scenes kept appearing in front of him.

Don't look at this old man, he looks similar to the tram idiot in the Japanese benzene AV, he was once one of the leaders of several major pickpocket gangs in Lucheng, with superb skills, and his disciples and grandchildren are all over Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai.

It's a pity that in 01, because of a dispute of interest, he was broken by his hands and feet, and now he is limping when he walks, and the nerve tendons in the four fingers of his right hand are also necrotic, so he had to come to Anlin Town to open a mobile phone store.

But after all, he was once a thief, and if he wants to do business in peace, it is impossible, it is impossible in this life!

Only by collecting dirty and selling black mobile phones can we live like this.

"Hey, hey, what are you looking at~" Tram idiot...... No, the old man whose real name is Wu Jianqiang reached out and knocked on the glass counter and asked impatiently.

Guan Qiu still ignored it, holding on to the glass counter and slowly walking towards the base of the wall, his eyes swept over the low-cost machine placed in the counter.

In their previous lives, the two of them got along well, they often drank and bragged together, and when they were drunk, Wu Cripple told him about his glorious history. said that he had chartered a little star, played with Miss Wan Yi at night, and went to the Haojiang VIP lounge to spend a lot of money.

When he was drunk, Wu Cripple would also cry bitterly and talk about his relationship history. said that he had adopted a female college student in his early years, and the female college student had two abortions for him, but unfortunately in the end, the two were inseparable. That is also the only true love in his life.

Guan Qiu believed his grandmother's mouth.

He didn't know if Wu Cripple really loved him, but he didn't believe that the female college student beat him to death. A female college student in a dignified family, will she fall in love with him, a frustrated and ugly weird man?

The college students in 99 are not the college students who expanded their enrollment in later generations, and it is very face-saving to say it.

Of course, it may be that he is too narrow-minded, maybe people "rub" the spark of true love in the day and night together?

Ahaha......

……

Seeing that Guan Qiu was silent, Wu Cripple's brows gradually wrinkled.

Since last year's accident, he has become suspicious by nature. Observe carefully, although the young man in front of him is dressed ordinarily, the aura on his body is very powerful, and he has a spirit of Mount Tai collapsing in front of him without changing his face, and he is full of confidence.

Finally, Guan Qiu finished recalling, pulled a stool and sat in front of Wu Cripple, took out Red Double Happiness from his pocket and signaled, seeing that he didn't speak, he took care of himself.

"Ahem, cough, cough-" Guan Qiu pinched his tone and said with a smile: "Boss Wu, how is your business lately?"

Wu Cripple was secretly frightened in his heart. He was sure that he hadn't seen the young man in front of him, but listening to the other party's tone, he clearly knew him, and there were only two possibilities for this situation, the other party was either from the Tao or from the public.

"You... Who?"

"Hehe, I'm just a nobody. Guan Qiu laughed at himself and said, "Didn't I hear that the mobile phones in Boss Wu's store are good and cheap, so I want to come and buy two." ”

Wu Cripple couldn't figure out the details of Guan Qiudi, and became more and more cautious, "Who did you listen to? The mobile phones are all on the counter, you can choose which one you want to buy." ”

Guan Qiu glanced at him, and said with a strange expression: "Where can't I buy these ordinary machines, do I have to come to you?"

"And what do you want to buy?"

"The latest Motorola, Nokia or Sony Ericsson will do. ”

Wu Cripple said resolutely: "No." ”

"Hehe, the famous Wu Yingshou on the road, the king of thieves who once stole 17 BB machines in an hour, actually said no. If you don't blush, I'll blush for you. ”

"You... You... You ......" Wu Cripple was really scared.

It's not unusual to know that he is a pickpocket, the Public Security Bureau has his files, but he didn't even say anything about stealing 17 BB machines in an hour, how did the other party know?

"Who the hell are you?"

"Didn't I? I came to buy a mobile phone. ”

Wu lame stared at Guan Qiu in a daze, his eyes were as if he was going to rip off a piece of his flesh, and he panicked.

"Don't look at me like that. Guan Qiu was also furious by his eyes, touched his chin and smiled: "I don't have any malice, I'm really here to buy a mobile phone." ”

"And how did you meet me?"

"Well... It's a long story. ”

"That's a long story short. Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to trust you!"

"That's... I'm good friends with your daughter. ”

"I don't believe it. After saying that, Wu Cripple was about to call his daughter to confirm.

Guan Qiu was made angry by him, stood up and slapped the counter with a "snap", "You dead lame, I'll tell you that you're still energetic, right?"

Wu Cripple was startled by him, the phone in his hand almost fell, shrunk into the counter, and said nervously: "You... What do you want to do?"

"Why am I buying a mobile phone~"

"No ......"

"You don't believe it or not...... Guan Qiu was also annoyed, but he didn't say anything bad in the end, "If you want to say no, I'll take a loudspeaker to help you publicize in Anlin Town." ”

Except for the things that can't be put on the table, Wu Cripple is still a good person, otherwise it would be impossible for the two of them to drink and eat together in their previous lives.

It's a pity that his daughter followed in his footsteps within a few years and became a female thief, who was disfigured at the end of 08, and was cut more than a dozen times on her face and body, and looked like a bloody person when she was sent to the hospital.

When he rushed to the hospital to visit that night, Wu Cripple squatted outside the operating room and cried, beating his head and saying: This is all retribution!

This is also in response to an old saying: often floating in the rivers and lakes, how can you not be stabbed!

Since then, he has never seen Wu's lame father and daughter again.

Thinking of the female lily who was not shy or impatient, Guan Qiu was a little distracted for a while.

In the end, it is the role of the old rivers and lakes, Wu Cripple didn't insist anymore, squatted down and took a mobile phone from under the counter, "Oh ~ Suo Ai 618." ”

Guan Qiu handed over a look of "count you as a dead lame man", took it and looked at it, and immediately said, "Who are you fooling with a simulator?"

Wu Cripple glanced at him and said dissatisfiedly: "Are you stupid or am I stupid." Can I put the real thing here?"

"Oh, oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that this was in your store~" Guan Qiu said insincerely, took the model machine and looked at it twice and said, "Okay, give me two copies of this model." ”

“2000~”

"2000? I'll give you two big mouths. Guan Qiu snorted, threw the model machine on the counter and said, "100 yuan." ”

"......" Wu Cripple almost choked to death with a mouthful of foam, "let you fart." You know how much money you sell in the mall. ”

Guan Qiu pouted and said, "What does it matter to you how much money you sell in the mall, it's impossible for you to buy it." ”

"I ......"

"Okay, okay, don't know money all day long, learn to look at problems dialectically. You may not make any money on this bill, but you also made me a friend, and you can't buy it with any amount of money. In the future, we will come and go often, and get closer to each other, it will not be more meaningful than that little blockage!"

Seeing that Wu Cripple was about to say it again, Guan Qiu simply took out a piece of Grandpa Mao from his pocket and threw it on the counter, and said scoundrelly: "Anyway, it's only 100 yuan, is there more." ”

Wu Cripple's face was squeezed together, and he asked, "Why don't you change two parts, how about Kejian?"

"Don't. It's that blue color, and I can't even read the words clearly with my eyes, so I can use it as a hidden weapon?"

"......" Wu Cripple really didn't want to talk to this scoundrel, "Let's go~"

Closing the roller shutter door, Wu Cripple led Guan Qiu towards the alley next to the shop.

After turning around and going around to a courtyard with a closed gate, Wu Cripple stepped forward and knocked on the fully enclosed iron door, and after saying a few words to the people inside, soon the small window on the iron door opened from the inside, and a pair of black hands handed out two well-packaged mobile phone boxes from inside.

"喏~"

Guan Qiu reached out to pick it up, but Wu Cripple squeezed the phone box tightly and didn't let go.

"The earthquake is high, and the mountains are beautiful through the ages......"

Seeing that Wu Cripple's face was dark, Guan Qiu smiled: "Just kidding." My surname is Guan, my single name is an autumn character, and I now open an Internet café on Guangming Road. ”

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