Chapter 1 The iron bones are Chu Ge
Donghai City, in a high-end villa.
"Dad, didn't you say find me a man?" a very beautiful young woman sat on the sofa and looked calmly at her father in front of her.
"Hmph, it's coming soon!" The man in his fifties glared at his daughter and said angrily: "You promised me, as long as he dares to come, you will dare to marry him and conceive a child within a year!"
The woman with a cold temperament sneered: "As long as he dares to come, I will conceive two of them a year, and leave one to throw away." ”
The woman's father: "..."
A graceful lady next to her saw the father and daughter fighting, and she was also a little helpless, and persuaded: "Old man, don't say a few words, Xiaorou, don't always be angry with your father." ”
"I said I didn't want anyone, but you didn't believe it. ”
"Wait, this young man is almost there, and when he arrives, you will get me a certificate! The wedding will be held in a week! Produce me a baby in ten months!"
The woman smiled: "I want to have a baby in ten months, I'm afraid that my unknown husband will have a green head that can graze." ”
...
Go, go, go?
Chu Ge leaned against a tree more than 200 meters away from the villa, holding a piece of RMB coin in his hand, with "1" on the front and "chrysanthemum" on the back.
Alas... I, Chu Ge, have fallen into a situation where I need to be a son-in-law to solve the problem of food and clothing?
No, resolutely no, bastard, the old man must be thinking that after raising me so big, I can finally sell it for a good price, so I just throw my hands and go out!
Uncle, even if I Chu Ge die, I will never sell my body to be an inverted son-in-law!
said that it was too late, Chu Ge got up arrogantly, and remembered the old man's eager eyes, he hesitated a little in his heart, and looked back at the luxurious villa, it should be a very rich family, right?
But this matter of plugging in the door, you Brother Chu and I really can't do it, why don't you leave it to God to decide? Chu Ge glanced at the coin in his hand, this is an old coin, there must be a spirit.
"If it's '1', I'll go upside down, and if it's 'Chrysanthemum', I'll find a job and be self-reliant! God, Lao Tzu's fate will be handed over to you. ”
Bite!
The coin flew into the air, flipped in mid-air and circled again and again, and finally landed on the ground with a ding, and after a tremble, a '1' came into Chu Ge's eyes.
“...”
Chu Ge silently squatted down and turned the coin over to make the 'chrysanthemum' upward.
"Okay, God said that my seven-foot man should be self-reliant, he must be self-reliant, and he must not intervene in the door. After that, he took out his mobile phone and took a photo, and then sent it to the old man at home, with the text: Old man, the coin is 'chrysanthemum' upward, God told me not to plug the door upside down, don't blame me.
Picking up the coin, Chu Ge hummed a minor tune and left the perimeter of the villa.
Men, you must be self-reliant!
I, Chu Ge, will not give up the entire forest for the sake of a towering tree!
Even if you are poor, you must rely on your own hands to conquer the sea of stars!
Goo –
"Damn, I'm hungry. ”
Chu Ge shuddered.
"Finding a job is the most important thing, otherwise I will definitely have to go back and plug in the door, I was born as a human being, how can I get into it?! I'm still hungry!"
Spiritual food is always not filling, and all the arrogance forced Chu Ge to bow to the big leader of the evil force of the 'hungry boss' at this moment.
Chu Ge has nothing left on his body, he was driven to this Donghai City by that stinky old man, saying that someone was in a hurry to give his daughter to him, this is a conspiracy, don't this woman have any physical defects, that stinky old man didn't cheat him... When he set off, he didn't tell him what the woman's surname was, only gave himself an address, and then didn't let him see the photos...
Of course, he didn't come entirely for this woman, the old man gave him a very difficult task, saying that it was to help a family recognize their ancestors... God recognizes his ancestors and returns to his ancestors!
But complaining and complaining, the family that can make that old man fall in love with is definitely not simple, I really don't know what the background of this Donghai Su Group is, the old man not only let himself come into the favor, but also fucking to help them recognize their ancestors and return to their ancestors, which is comparable to a vampire capitalist who squeezes cheap labor!
"This matter of the Su Group, let's put it off, I don't want to marry their eldest lady..."A beautiful but delicate face far away in the capital appeared in his mind, and Chu Ge's body trembled: "These eldest ladies are the most difficult to serve..."
Chu Ge wandered on the street for a long time, because it was more than six o'clock in the morning, so the street was not very lively, many stores were still closed, and he had no money to go to the recruitment announcement to see if there was any work to do.
With the development of network information technology, not many people use this kind of old-fashioned bulletin board, Chu Ge also came to try his luck, but he didn't expect him to find one, he was a network administrator in an Internet café, and his monthly salary was average, but he was covered with food and accommodation.
"It's good to eat and live, well, it's good to eat, it's the best... Hey, hey, hey. Chu Ge found this Internet café according to the address above, he walked in directly, there was a sister paper sitting at the front desk, and he walked over and saw the sister paper drowsy.
"Hello, are you surfing the Internet?" asked the girl while looking up, and her voice was very soft.
Chu Ge glanced at the girl who couldn't even open her eyes, and then was stunned.
This girl should be quite young, she looks like she is eighteen or nineteen years old, her eyes are the most attractive, very godly, there is an indescribable perfect feeling, her appearance and figure are extremely good, although she is not tall, but she gives people a sense of coordination just right.
Maybe it's because she has been on duty here all night, this girl is a little tired, and a few strands of her long soft hair are messy, but Chu Ge just glanced at it, then retracted his gaze and said, "I'm not online, I'm here to apply." ”
Sister Paper's eyes suddenly lit up, swept away the sluggish look just now, and asked in surprise: "Night shift?"
"Hmm. ”
"Hello, my name is Tang Xin!Tang Dynasty's, happy heart!" Tang Xin stretched out her little white hand, and Chu Ge also stretched out his hand to shake it and took it back.
So soft and warm hands... This is Chu Ge's intuitive feeling.
"Chu Ge, embattled Chu Ge. Chu Ge said with a smile, this girl, why was she so excited when she heard that she had come to apply for the night shift? Could it be that no one in this Internet café came to apply?
He glanced at the environment, in fact, this Internet café is very good, although the decoration is dark, but there is a sense of luxury, and the environment is very good, he didn't smell the smell of smoke when he came in, how could no one apply for it?
"Chu Ge... Do you want to see the environment?" asked Tang Xin with a smile.
"No, ahem... That, it's in charge of three meals, right?" Chu Ge asked embarrassedly with a dry cough.
Tang Xin was slightly stunned, and then frowned: "This brother, you won't be here to cheat and eat, right?"
"How is it possible! Do I look like a person who cheats on eating and drinking?" Chu Ge hurriedly asked.
"Like. ”
"Huh?"
Tang Xin sighed, and then said, "Forget it, you must have not eaten for a few days, right? You said that you are such a big person, and you still cheat on eating and drinking... It's a trivial matter for you to cheat and drink, but it's a big deal to make me happy in vain. ”
"I'm not..."
Tang Xin stopped and then took a bucket of Laotan sauerkraut and said as he walked: "You wait here, I'll make you a bucket of instant noodles, I'm very poor, I can only invite you to eat instant noodles." ”
Chu Ge really wanted to say that we are not liars... I'm not here to cheat... We're really here to apply...
A few minutes later, Tang Xin put the brewed noodles on the tea table on the side: "Sit here and eat, eat with confidence, I have a treat, but it is only limited to one bucket, because I am poor." ”
Chu Ge glanced at the pendant on her ear, poor... You have 130,000 yuan on your ears, you tell me that you are poor? This Tang Xinmei paper may have some misunderstanding about 'poor', right?
Wow - slap -
Chu Ge ate a sour one, and while eating, he kept sighing in his heart, magnificent, really magnificent, this Tang Xinmei paper is not only beautiful, but also has the best figure, and the most important thing is that her heart is very pure, she is simply the best to start... Phew, it's the best choice to pursue with your heart.
"Hey, hurry up and leave when you're full, otherwise the impact will not be good, and others will think you're my object when they see it." Tang Xin sat at the cashier counter bored, pouting and saying dissatisfied.
Chu Ge laughed, and suddenly several young men pushed open the door and walked in, and a flat-headed man in the lead said with a smile: "Tang Xin beauty, is your boss coming today?"
Tang Xin, who was still delicate and lovely just now, suddenly trembled like a frightened mouse, got up and said, "Wang, Brother Wang..."
The flat-headed man happily ravaged Tang Xin's body, and then smiled wildly: "Tang Xin, if your boss doesn't show up again, our snake brother can't wait and can only ask you to come over." ”
Tang Xin's face turned pale instantly: "Our boss, our boss... Today, it should come..."
Brother Wang looked helpless when he heard this, and then raised his hand and waved, and the two young men behind him stepped forward, Tang Xin immediately blocked in front of them, and said in a trembling voice: "What are you going to do?!"
Brother Wang said softly: "Tang Xin, don't worry, we are all reasonable people." ”
Boom, a young man pushed the refrigerator over, and the beer and drinks inside rolled out.
Another young man walked to the cash register, bang, the network management computer was pushed to the ground, Tang Xin's eyes were red, he stepped forward and pulled the arm of the flat-headed man Brother Wang, and choked up: "Please don't smash it, this Internet café has a special meaning for our boss, please..."
Brother Wang looked back at Tang Xin, then broke her hand and said with a smile: "What are you talking nonsense, we are reasonable people." ”
Then he walked up to a computer, and at some point he had an extra hammer in his hand, and bang, he smashed it on the screen, and the whole display was torn apart.
"Yes, everyone is a reasonable person, when talking about things, you must not be impulsive, you must do things in an orderly manner, such as me, unhurried, and orderly. ”
Bang, bang, bang... One, two, three, Tang Xin's eyes were red, and then he actually picked up a bottle of wine on the ground, and then rushed over and slammed it on Brother Wang's back!
Bang, bang.
The bottle shattered, and the wine spilled on Brother Wang's back.
"Don't smash it again!!" Tang shouted hoarsely: "If you want to smash it, smash me!"
Brother Wang turned around slowly, and then his face suddenly became gloomy: "Bitch, you dare to hit me with a wine bottle?
With a snap, Tang Xin was kicked by Brother Wang, right in the abdomen!
Sou!
At this moment, Chu Ge, who was sitting on a chair eating noodles, also moved, and appeared behind Tang Xin in an instant, poof, Tang Xin crashed into his arms.
Hiss –
Chu Ge gasped, damn, it's so soft!!!
"Hmm..." Tang Xin's whole body was attached to Chu Ge's body, covering his lower abdomen with one hand and his face turned pale, but Tang Xin endured the pain and raised his head, sobbing and said, "It has nothing to do with you, you go quickly..."