Chapter 82: Lighting a Cigarette (II)

This kind of handsome method of smoking is very common in the popular western cowboy films, a cigarette is thrown up and then a shot, and the cigarette butt has been grazed by bullets when it falls, because the action is cool and stylish, and it can show the accurate marksmanship and uninhibited heart of the western boys, and in the later stage, this once classic bridge has even degenerated into a vulgar routine on the bad street, regardless of the protagonist and villain of a good movie or a bad movie, as soon as he pushes open the self-return door of the tavern, the next action must be to shoot and smoke, and harvest the exclamation of the drinker and singer, just like our modern playing lighters in a bar to seduce girls, and I don't know how to break people's ceilings with a shot, or if you don't bother to kill the tavern tenant who lives on the second floor, who is to blame......

Although it is outdated, vulgar and uninnovative old-fashioned methods, but seeing someone shoot and smoke with my own eyes still makes me secretly amazed in my heart, after all, this is a reality show not a movie, there are no special effects such as prop alternation and scene transition, and no one has a good cigar to climb the tree to engage in the trick of a liar who steals dragons and phoenixes, so it can only be clear that this wilted young man has really creepy marksmanship......

"Why don't you speak?" The bad scholar saw that I didn't answer for a while, thinking that I had been frightened, glanced at me with a smug face, spit out a smoke ring and said pointedly: "If you can't smoke or can't smoke, I won't force you, but it's a pity that I ∑ 9∑9∑9∑9 m.↙.co√m this good Cuban Wahana......"

And I, naturally, was not so frightened that I couldn't speak, but nervously connected with the parasitic gene aggregate on my body with my consciousness, and asked for a way to earn back face: "Gene aggregate!

“……”

"Come out, Key!"

“……”

"Son, ...... dad asked you about your son"

"Uh-huh!"

Try to clear your mind of the absurdity and frustration of recognizing your right hand as your son. I forced myself to ask, "Can you help Dad shoot a cigarette butt like that?"

As a result, there was no answer, and I couldn't hit it even if I thought about it. Even if the genetic ensemble can improve my body element and dynamic vision to a level where I can accurately aim at a specific location of the moving cigar, I need to calculate the advance amount of bullet flight time and deflection angle to hit the target. And if you want to master these things, you must either have a calculus brain like Sherdon, or you have the experience accumulated by shooting tens of thousands of times on the battlefield like a bad scholar, otherwise you will miss by a thousand miles, and you will only attract ridicule from this person if you can't hit anything in the past.

I even wanted to give up the negative battle with the bad scholar for a while, and just shoot the cigar in my mouth and fire it, although I lost face and didn't show my ability, but I showed that I had courage and knowledge. We are cultural people, so there is no need to fight with this kind of old hill......

I was not angry in my heart, but the phone rang in my pocket, and I picked it up angrily, but it was the voice of the artificial intelligence child on the phone: "You have seen everything!

"Damn, in the wilderness, where are you a rabbit cub with no nose and no eyes peeping at me?" I lowered my voice and looked around, but I didn't see any equipment such as an electronic eye camera that could be used by artificial intelligence, which was clearly a digital program, and the self-evolution of artificial intelligence had made great progress, and it could already be pervasive and ubiquitous to spy on anyone's movements. This is not a good thing for us humans, and it is likely that we will be manipulated and manipulated by this evil program...... In order to prevent this ignorant artificial intelligent life from going further and further down the evil path, shouldn't we discuss with Liao Cheng's old guy and install a green dam for this rabbit cub?

"Where is your steward watching you? The sinister kid didn't notice that I was trying to castrate him, and still said to me triumphantly: "You don't need to teach you!"

"You see first. I quietly took a few steps away from the bad scholar and asked softly.

"Anyway, it's better to compare marksmanship with others. You're definitely not that piece of material!" The rabbit cub replied happily: "A pre-judgment skill like shooting, which mainly relies on intuition, generally requires five to seven years of high-frequency repetitive operations. In order to establish what you humans call the 'feel' conditioned comprehensive reflex, which is a long process of accumulation, and it is impossible to ensure that you reach the level that others have in a short period of time by improving your physical condition, no matter how much you improve. ”

"It's up to you!" I scolded, "That's what to do!"

"If you want to deter people, of course you have to be sensational!" said the artificial intelligence: "For example, if you hold a cigarette in your mouth and ask him to shoot you in the face, you dodge the bullet and wipe the cigarette with the help of the bullet by the way......"

"Who do you think I am?savior Neo?" I said angrily, "I don't have bullet time!"

"I didn't expect you to have it," said the rabbit cub, "you know what? A standard 7.6mm bullet with a standard load can shoot out of the chamber at a standard velocity of about 850 meters per second, but if you take out the bullet and detonate it by hitting the primer, the bullet velocity will drop to 100 meters per second because of the loss of the increasing effect of the chamber pressure." ”

“…… What's the difference?" I asked, stunned.

"It makes no difference to ordinary people," replied the boy, "and I can't avoid it anyway." ”

"Where's my Tintin-Playing app!?"

"Don't ......" The artificial intelligence, which had been taught several times, finally got honest and said busily: "It's no different for ordinary people, it's different for you!" According to the biological nerve reflex curve, 175 meters per second is the limit value of biological nerve reflex, that is, the nerve reflex actions of known creatures on the earth cannot keep up with moving objects that exceed this speed, but on the contrary, as long as it is below this speed, it is possible to react......

After listening to this phone call quietly, the corners of my mouth hooked a weird smile, and the mobile phone pocket was full of confidence and said to the bad scholar: "I don't need a gun, just give me a bullet......"

With a cigar in my left hand and a half-inch-long metal bullet in my right hand, I asked the bad scholar, "Did you poke the circle on the butt of the bullet with your fingernail and the bullet exploded?"

"That's called a primer!" the bad scholar corrected with disdain: "Also, modern bullets are all safety structures, which can only be ignited by a violent impact with sharp metal, and it is impossible for you to break your fingers with fingernails ......"

Before the words fell, there was a sudden bang, and I pressed my thumb on the butt of the bullet, and the bullet exploded, and the bullet flew forward along the cylinder wrapped in gunpowder under the impetus of the explosion gas wave, facing the bad scholar standing in front of me!

"I'm cǎo!" this son reacted quickly, seeing the bullet in my hand explode, he didn't hesitate to dodge, and at the same time I also moved, and my left hand quickly swiped in front of me, and there was no follow-up.

"What are you doing!! "The bad scholar rolled on the ground for a while, and the gun he had just put away appeared in his hand, and he pointed the muzzle of the black hole at my head without hesitation, and asked angrily - no wonder he was so angry, the shot just now was aimed at his head!

"Don't be nervous," I smiled lightly, spreading my left hand to show that I wasn't playing tricks: "It's just a cigarette......

In the palm of my left hand, there was a brass bullet that was still smoking slightly, and the cigar I was sandwiched between my index and middle fingers was torn off by something, but the fracture was flickering and dark, flashing dark red sparks...... (To be continued...... )