Sect Storm Chapter 103 Eat Flies!

Xia Yu and Li Yueran said goodbye to Jiang Songling, rode their mounts with Lu Jiye, left the Vermilion Bird Sect, took the path, and went to the Xuanwu Sect.

Along the way, Lu Jiye kept pestering Li Yueran, watching Li Yueran drool.

Li Yueran was about to vomit disgusted by Lu Jiye's appearance, but, thinking of Jiang Songling's advice, everything was focused on the overall situation, and he endured it and did not have a seizure.

Xia Yu couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Master Lu, can you not be so close to Senior Sister Li?"

Lu Jiye turned around and glared at Xia Yu, and said, "I'm not close to Senior Sister Li, I don't care about your!"

Xia Yu said: "You have bad breath and fox odor, I can smell it from so far away, you are so close to Senior Sister Li, you want to smoke Senior Sister Li to death?"

Lu Jiye was stunned, covered his mouth, sighed, sniffed his breath, raised his arm again, and sniffed his armpit.

Li Yueran took advantage of this opportunity to finally get rid of Lu Jiye, rode a horse, and walked forward.

Lu Jiye looked up and shouted, "Senior Sister Li, you wait for me, I sprayed medicine, and I can't smell bad breath or fox odor." ”

Lu Jiye rode a horse and chased after Li Yueran.

Xia Yu, Li Yueran and Lu Jiye walked on the path, the road was very secluded, there were not many cars, horses and pedestrians, all the way, the eyes were full of green mountains and green waters, and it felt like a tourist.

After walking for a while, Lu Jiye grabbed the reins and said, "Senior Sister Li, my butt is going to be turned into eight petals, let's stop and rest." ”

Li Yueran saw Lu Jiye's sad face and said, "Okay, let's rest for a while." ”

The three of them stopped and sat in the woods to rest, Lu Jiye took the baggage, came to Li Yueran's side, and said, "Senior Sister Li, I have some good things here." ”

Lu Jiye opened the baggage, which contained some dim sum in it, he took out a piece of dim sum and said, "Senior Sister Li, this is a dim sum made by Baiwei House in Daliang City, it is very delicious, you can taste it." ”

Li Yueran said: "No need, I'm not hungry." ”

Lu Jiye said: "We have walked such a long way, how can we not be hungry, taste it, eat a piece, eat a piece." ”

Lu Jiye died begging for nothing, so he had to let Li Yueran eat dim, but Li Yueran had no choice but to take the dim sum and take a bite.

Lu Jiye's eyebrows fluttered, and he asked, "How is it, is it delicious?"

This dim sum tastes really good, and Lu Jiye did put some effort into pleasing Li Yueran.

"Senior Sister Li, if you like to eat, you can eat a few more pieces, there are various flavors," Lu Jiye brought all the dim sum to Li Yueran.

Li Yueran said: "I can't eat so many dim sum, ask Xia Yu to come over and eat together." ”

Lu Jiye turned around and glanced at Xia Yu and said, "I bought this snack for Senior Sister Li, but it's not something that any cat or dog can eat." ”

Li Yueran said: "Lu Gongzi, you can't say that, the three of us are on the road to Xuanwu Sect together, we are companions along the way, and we must take care of each other." ”

Lu Jiye's face was full of contempt, and said: "I don't want him to take care of it, Senior Sister Li and I are the best two people to travel, and I don't know why the sect master is so stubborn, I have to add this kid in." ”

Xia Yu sat in the distance and looked at Lu Jiye, thinking, if the small tree is not repaired, it will not slip straight, and if people don't repair it, this Lu Jiye will be unclean.

Lu Jiye glared at Xia Yu and shouted, "Look at it, this snack is not your share, it is all Senior Sister Li's." ”

Li Yueran said: "Lu Gongzi, don't be like this, I can't eat so much by myself, let's eat it separately." ”

Lu Jiye shouted: "I just threw this snack away and fed it to the dog, and I won't give it to that bastard." ”

Lu Jiye's hatred for Xia Yu is like a surging river, endless.

Xia Yu didn't say anything, turned his head, and ignored Lu Jiye.

Lu Jiye turned his head, showed a smile on Li Yueran, and said, "Senior Sister Li, eat dim msum, eat dim sam, this is hibiscus cake, a must-have in Baiwei House, very delicious." ”

Lu Jiye peeled off the wrapping paper on the outside of the dim sum and handed the dim sum to Li Yueran.

At this moment, a large green-headed fly flew over, buzzing, and flying around the snack.

Lu Jiye waved his hand, trying to drive the fly away, but unexpectedly, the fly didn't go, it flew back in a circle and landed on the snack.

"Fuck, this damn fly," Lu Jiye threw the snack in his hand on the ground, furious, trying to kill the fly.

The fly seemed to be deliberately teasing Lu Jiye, flying around Lu Jiye, Lu Jiye circled, chasing the fly, but he couldn't hit it.

Lu Jiye was in a hurry when he heard a buzzing sound in the air, as if it was flying over a group of bombers.

Lu Jiye followed the sound and was shocked into a cold sweat, only to see a large group of green-headed flies gathered together, like a dark cloud, pressing over from the sky.

Although Li Yueran is a martial artist and has some guts, she also has the side of a little daughter, and what she is most afraid of is insects, especially disgusting insects such as flies.

Seeing a large swarm of flies flying over, Li Yueran hurriedly ran to the side, and Lu Jiye followed behind Li Yueran and also ran to the side.

When the flies saw that Lu Jiye had run away, they immediately turned around and chased after Lu Jiye.

Lu Jiye shouted as he ran: "What's the matter with these flies, why do you have to chase me?"

Li Yueran understood, it turned out that these flies were coming for Lu Jiye, she was already dissatisfied with Lu Jiye, pushed Lu Jiye, and shouted: "Don't follow me!"

Lu Jiye stopped, looked at Li Yueran with a disgusted expression, and ran into the distance.

"Senior Sister Li, I'm ......"

Lu Jiye was just about to speak, but with a bang, a large swarm of flies swooped down and surrounded Lu Jiye.

"Get out of here, get out of the way!" Lu Jiye shouted, picked up his fists and kicks, and hit the flies.

The flies were very flexible, dodging Lu Jiye's fists and feet, and entangled Lu Jiye.

Li Yueran watched from the side, Lu Jiye's whole person was wrapped in flies, and said, "Xia Yu, you quickly think of a way to help Lu Gongzi." ”

Xia Yu said: "It's okay, flies can't bite people, it'll be fine in a while." ”

The flies circled around Lu Jiye, tossing Lu Jiye to the point of exhaustion and falling to the ground.

Li Yueran was worried and said, "Will there be anything wrong with Gongzi Lu?"

Xia Yu said: "No, I have never heard of someone being bitten to death by a fly. ”

Xia Yu felt that it was enough to toss Lu Jiye like this, and it was convenient to use the skills of the whole star to make those flies retreat.

Buzz ~~~

The flies flew away, and I saw Lu Jiye fall to the ground on all fours, panting.

Li Yueran walked over, and as soon as he was two or three meters closer to Lu Jiye, he smelled a pungent stench.

Li Yueran frowned, covered her nose, and said, "Where does this smell come from?"

Xia Yu said: "Those flies may have flown from the dung pit just now, and they rubbed the feces on Lu Gongzi's body, oops, this yellow bar is really similar." ”

After listening to Xia Yu's words, Li Yueran covered her mouth, and finally couldn't help it, and ran to the side to vomit.

Lu Jiye jumped up from the ground and shouted, "Senior Sister Li, it's not like this, don't listen to his nonsense." ”

Li Yueran looked at Lu Jiye with a frightened face, waved his hand, and said, "Don't come over, don't come over." ”

Lu Jiye said: "Senior Sister Li, you haven't eaten your dim sum yet." ”

Xia Yu said beside him: "Eat you big-headed ghost, where did you get the dim sum you gave Senior Sister Li, how can you attract flies." ”

"You fart ......"

Lu Jiye was furious and shouted at Xia Yu, but as a result, his mouth opened, and several small black dots squirted out.

Xia Yu jumped to the side and looked down to see that the few small black dots were flies.

"Oh my God, he ate the flies, he ate the flies in the dung pit, Senior Sister Li, you must not lean against him anymore. ”

"Senior Sister Li, I didn't," Lu Jiye turned around and explained to Li Yueran with a bitter face.

Li Yueran saw that there was still a dead fly in the corner of Lu Jiye's mouth, Lu Jiye was emotional, and as he spoke, flies kept squirting out of his mouth.

Li Yueran couldn't help it again, turned around, and vomited.

Lu Jiye shouted, "Senior Sister Li, what's wrong with you?"

Lu Jiye was about to run towards Li Yueran, but Li Yueran was so frightened that he retreated, waved his hand, and said, "Don't come here, don't come over." ”

Xia Yu said: "Young Master Lu, you are disgusting to Senior Sister Li, don't you know?"

Lu Jiye glared at Xia Yu viciously, thinking, "You are so dignified, why did you suddenly fly a large group of flies to entangle yourself?" Nine times out of ten, this kid is the ghost, dare to play tricks on Lao Tzu, and when you arrive at the Xuanwu Sect, Lao Tzu must make you pay the price!

The three of them rode their mounts and continued to hurry, this time, Xia Yu and Li Yueran walked together, Lu Jiye walked in the downwind by himself, he couldn't let him walk in the upwind, the smell on his body was too big, Li Yueran couldn't stand it.

The three of them walked for dozens of miles, and a small town appeared in front of them, and Lu Jiye smiled and said, "Senior Sister Li, I'll take a bath in the town, don't dislike me anymore." ”

The three of them entered the town and found a small restaurant, and Lu Jiye was very arrogant and went into the small restaurant.

There are a few tables of customers eating in the small restaurant, talking and laughing, which is very happy.

As soon as Lu Jiye came in, the guests all frowned and shouted, "Boss, what's the matter, the stinky tofu stewed in the back kitchen is fried, why is it so stinky!"

The boss was also inexplicable, wrinkled his nose and sniffed, and finally found the source of the smell.

Looking at Lu Jiye in front of him, the boss frowned, thinking, is this still a person, this is clearly a walking toilet, why is it so stinky? !

Lu Jiye said: "Boss, can you take a bath, I want to take a bath first." ”

The boss pinched his nose, pointed to the side, and said, "Guest officer, go this way, I'll take you to take a bath." ”

The boss took Lu Jiye away, and the smell finally dissipated a little, and everyone let out a long breath.

Xia Yu said: "Senior Sister Li, it's really a shame to go out with such a brain-dead. ”