Chapter 309 New Uniqlo Incident
Today's Xu Feng wore a white slender dress, Xu Feng, as a police officer, usually does not lack training, the skirt is worn on her, it seems to be specially made for her, where she should protrude, where she should be warped, all highlighted, it looks like there is an endless and indescribable feeling.
"Chu Yun, what's wrong with you, you don't know me anymore?" Xu Feng asked deliberately.
"No, it's not, the main thing is that you're too beautiful today!" Chu Yun said with a little knotted tongue.
"What, you mean I'm not usually pretty anymore?" Xu Feng pouted, a little displeased.
"No, no, you're usually beautiful, but today you're even more beautiful!" Chu Yun suddenly automatically jumped out of his mind with such a piece of information.
Puff~
Xu Feng smiled and glanced at Chu Yun, "You know each other." Hold my arm and walk with me to the mall!"
"Arm pull?" Chu Yun was a little surprised. Not long ago, I just had a big hug with Leng Xue, how long has it been, and I have to hold Xu Feng's arm to go to the mall, what's wrong today, is it peach blossom luck?
"I said, what the hell is going on with you, do you want to go shopping with me?" Xu Feng stomped his feet like a bird, and said angrily.
"Walk, of course!"
Chu Yun came back to his senses and immediately grabbed Xu Feng's arm, but he always felt a little weird.
"That's pretty much it, go over there and take a look!"
Xu Feng pointed to a domestic women's clothing brand and said.
"Good!"
"Hello sir, miss, welcome to come in and have a look!"
The female shopping guide was very polite with a smile on her face.
Xu Feng walked around the store, and suddenly, his eyes stayed on a certain red long dress, and said, "Take this one out and I'll try it!"
"Miss, your vision is so good, this is the latest one that has just arrived in our store, and it is very popular abroad!"
The female shopping guide praised Xu Feng while taking it.
"Oh, really?"
After Xu Feng took the long skirt, he walked into the fitting room.
Chu Yun was bored, found a stool to sit down, and slowly waited for Xu Feng to come out.
Three minutes passed, and suddenly there was an 'ah' sound in the fitting room, Chu Yun was suddenly startled, and forgot to use his clairvoyant eyes to see through the past to see the details, so he hurriedly ran over and patted the door: "What's wrong?"
"Ouch, it hurts!"
"It hurts?"
Chu Yun looked up at the fitting room, and saw that it was all sealed, and in a hurry, he kicked it away, slammed it, the door was kicked open, Chu Yun rushed in, and he didn't look at what was going on inside, and asked anxiously: "What's wrong?"
The words fell, and there was silence.
At this time, Chu Yun saw clearly that there was nothing in the fitting room except for Xu Feng, which could be said to be a false alarm.
It's just that what made Chu Yun dazzled was that the long skirt that Xu Feng tried on, and the zipper on the back caught Xu Feng's back meat, and at this time he understood why Xu Feng was crying out for pain!
Feelings, everything is this at work!
"Chu Yun, you came in just in time, help me pull the zipper!"
After speaking, Xu Feng turned around and turned his back to Chu Yun.
"What? me?" Chu Yun was a little surprised, and looked at Xu Feng's back, perhaps because of his police background and long-term exercise, Xu Feng's back was that healthy color, it looked very strong, and it was full of a healthy beauty.
"I said, are you going to hurt me to death? What are you doing stupidly? Why don't you help me pull the zipper off?"
Xu Feng couldn't wait a little and urged again.
"Okay, let's pull it!"
Chu Yun hurriedly closed the door, walked behind Xu Feng, stretched out his fingers, and pinched the zipper.
I don't know if he was too excited, or what, Chu Yun, who has always done things in an orderly manner, actually trembled his fingers at this time, and with a hiss, the zipper clamped Xu Feng's back meat into a larger piece.
"Ouch, it hurts, you tap!"
"I'm already light!"
"You're light, why am I hurting so much?
"Okay, okay, I'll slow down, grasp the measure!"
Chu Yun and Xu Feng were discussing the matter of zippers clamping the back flesh inside, but in the ears of those uninformed passers-by in the past, it was so different.
"I'll go, it won't be another Uniqlo incident inside, right?"
"It seems that yes, you listen, the woman has been shouting pain, and she has been calling the man to tapp, and the man has been grasping the measure, it must be the Uniqlo incident that is not fake!"
"I really envy that buddy, in this kind of place, you can do it, alas, when will I have this blessing!"
"Shhhhhhh
"I'll rub it, it's okay, that guy is going to be upside down!
"Alas, it's the same man, why is the gap so big? People are playing with airplanes in the fitting room, but we are a few single friends shopping, alas, let's go, don't listen, listen too much, upset!"
"Alas, let's go, let's go, the single dog can't stand it, let's go back and watch the island blockbuster, and solve it!"
……
The more passers-by talked, the more outrageous it became, and the female shopping guide listened with a face full of shame, and repeatedly wanted to explain the truth inside, but when she heard the conversation between Chu Yun and Xu Feng, more and more that, the female shopping guide gradually believed what the passers-by said.
"It turns out that the field can really be in the fitting room!" said the female shopping guide, shaking her head.
Creak~
The door suddenly opened, and Chu Yun and Xu Feng walked out in turn.
Chu Yun's face was covered with beads of sweat, but Xu Feng was full of red light, and the female shopping guide muttered in her heart, that man was really hard working just now, he actually served that woman so comfortably, amazing, if my boyfriend had half of his ability, I would be satisfied!
Alas, what a frustration!
My boyfriend is a man, and my boyfriend is also a man, so why can my boyfriend make her girlfriend comfortable, but my boyfriend can't?
Just as the female shopping guide was thinking about it, Chu Yun, who was sweating profusely on his forehead, came over and took out a card, "Swipe the card!"
"Oh, swipe the card?" the female shopping guide came back to her senses and asked closely, "Sir, you were so good just now!"
"Am I amazing?" Chu Yun heard the clouds in the fog and didn't know what to do.
"That's right. Although the Uniqlo incident is shameful, aren't men and women the same thing? Sir, when you fought just now, we heard it very clearly, and it was too tough, or we should leave a phone number so that we can contact us! Don't worry, I will only have fun with you, and I will have a good time, and I will definitely not have any other needs for you!"
The female shopping guide was afraid that Chu Yun would not be willing to refuse, and she understood as much as she understood what she said.
Hearing that Chu Yun was full of shame, he felt that he had been going back and forth with Xu Feng in the fitting room just now, and he had been tossing for a long time, and he was regarded as doing that kind of thing by the female shopping guide and passers-by.
Peaty, do you want to be so pitted?
Isn't it just a zipper, and this will happen?
I will not come to this mall in the future!
It's too pit!
"I'm sorry, I'm not interested in you, please hurry up!"
Chu Yun directly refused.
"You ......"
The female shopping guide was about to say something, Xu Feng walked over, she hurriedly held back what she was going to say, and swiped the card, "Your card!"
"Thank you!" Chu Yun took the card and looked at Xu Feng, "Let's go, let's continue to buy it!"
"Hold my arm!"
"Still saving?"
"Of course!"
……
Looking at the two people who were far away, the female shopping guide looked envious, "What a strong man, that woman is so happy!"