Chapter 33: It's Time to Eat!
The hall was quiet, and the people who ate were silently dealing with the stacks of dishes in front of them, and they occasionally whispered a few words to the person opposite, and then continued to eat slowly with their heads down.
Akaji looked at Izumi and the others, and everyone was sitting around a large table, on which there were only cheap seasonal vegetables and pickles that the store had pickled themselves, but there were several layers of steamed bread and rice.
"I didn't have much money on me this time, so I dared to ask Lord Wen to eat a little to fill my stomach. Kintaro said, wiping the sweat from his head.
"Oh, it's okay, it's okay. I've eaten all the hardest things to eat before, and these are already very good. Akaji waved his hand and didn't care.
Izumi Shouli was bored lying on the table and pulling a small plate of side dishes in front of him, until he saw Akaji, he straightened up and beckoned: "Wen! Hurry up, hurry up, I'll be waiting for you." ”
"Come on, let's move the chopsticks, eat enough and work hard." Akaji walked over to the table, picked up two steamed buns, and squeezed to Izumi Shouri's side. Everyone saw that Chi Si began to eat, and they each touched a steamed bun and chewed it.
Akaji was really uncomfortable by the slimy atmosphere in the room, and it was even more awkward to see the people around him dumb.
Everyone, you look at me, I look at him, I really don't dare to play treasure in front of Akaji, and only Izumi Shouli ignores Chisiji's terrifying strength, not only letting him feed the vegetables, but also complaining that Chijiji is too tall to ride on him to eat, and he can't reach the table. As for the strength - they think that if it weren't for the fact that Akaji was stronger than the little killing god, how could they control him? It's good to look at the fierce, just hide, but I'm afraid that Akaji's murder is like eating, drinking blood is like drinking soup, and his expression is even more terrifying.
"Ahh When he sneezed, a young man who was driving a donkey was swallowing a piece of steamed buns, but he was so frightened by a sneeze that Chi Siji was stuck in his throat, and his eyes couldn't go up or down, and his face was so red that he almost suffocated to death at the dinner table. Seeing that he was going to die after eating a meal, Akaji felt that his head was so big that he was going to die on the spot.
"Wen, can I ask you a question?" Izumi asked a question, ignoring the atmosphere around her.
"What?"
"Wen: Do you have a baby?"
"Poof!" Akaji took a bite of the steamed bun and was directly spit on the ground by this sentence.
"You're asking what you're doing here!" Akaji looked at Izumi Shouli who seemed to have nothing to do.
"Because Wen looks like a person with a child, it doesn't seem accurate to say this, but it is better to say that there is an aura of being a father. Izumi Shouri concluded.
Akaji is very sad, pity him an old virgin in his previous life before he broke his virgin body and died on the way, and when he came to this world, he has not seen other living creatures that can communicate except for children, toads and dead old men, and there is only one Izumi Shou pear left who can meet the two keywords of [human] and [female], even if it is so, Akaji can't be mad about a teenage girl, right? Asked how uncomfortable and uncomfortable Akaji's heart was here, but he couldn't be blatantly angry, and he felt more and more that he had made a mistake by coming to eat this meal.
"Then let me change the question, what kind of girl do you like?" It seems that Izumi Shouli is bound to carry out the gossip to the end.
Akaji held the steamed bun and glanced at Izumi Shouli and said, "Why do you think I like girls?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the stools of several people at the dinner table broke their legs, and none of the people sitting on the stools did not turn over to the ground, and they didn't laugh when they looked at the embarrassed appearance of the people around them, and they were afraid that they couldn't, so they could only hurry up and finish their meals and stay away from Akaji. Izumi Shouri's face also turned pale, and he also wanted to get as far away from Akaji as possible.
"Isn't it a joke, what are you afraid of. Akaji's "joking" was like a natural sound, and everyone sat down and laughed awkwardly.
Izumi Mori's pale face regained its rosiness, and she asked again, "So can you answer my question?"
"I really haven't thought about the object I like, but if I had to say it, I would choose the kind of girl who is very quiet, loves to laugh and is gentle. Akaji honestly confessed the truth, but it made Izumi Shouli dissatisfied, "It's too ordinary, too ordinary, can't you like something special?"
"Special, how special does it have to be to be called special. Akaji asked as he gnawed on the steamed bun.
"That'...... You close your eyes and follow my description to imagine. "Izumi Shouri came up with such an idea.
"Okay, you name it. After playing, I hurried to eat, and the food was cold immediately. Izumi Shouri wanted to play, but Akaji naturally accompanied him, and he closed his eyes.
Her eyes were dark and bright, as if she could read her heart from her eyes. ”
Uh-huh, that's normal, nothing wrong.
"Her body is very slender, she has everything she should have, and she doesn't have anything she shouldn't. ”
Oh, that's a lot of ambiguity, and Akaji is a little looking forward to what she'll say next.
She ...... There are also girls with eight arms and four legs, who can breathe fire in their mouths, can attract the wind, and can shoot cannonballs in their eyes, is this okay?" Izumi Shouli said such a large paragraph in one breath, and if she didn't get the words, she was teased by herself first.
As soon as Chi Siji thought about it, his face changed greatly, and he hurriedly retreated: "What kind of monster is that!"
Izumi Shouri finally burst out laughing, leaving Akaji still in place and watching her angry, neither laughing.
"You're too full......" Looking at the little girl who was hiccuping with laughter, Akaji couldn't get angry, so he could only give a helpless look to the people around him.
Everyone laughed good-naturedly when they saw Akaji, although they were still a little cold and hard, but they were not as nervous as just now.
When the food entered the stomach, it became strength, and everyone had extra strength to make jokes, and soon the atmosphere in the store became warm.
In this case, Chi Siji also secretly breathed a sigh of relief, eating quietly like just now, I'm afraid it's not more uncomfortable than killing him, he was still thinking just now that there was no way to solve it, then he still took his share to eat on the roof and hide from the lifeless atmosphere in the house.
But except for Izumi Shouli who dared to make a joke about Akaji, the others still didn't even dare to talk to him.
"By the way, where is Arimen Shigeru? I haven't seen him in a long time. ”
"I don't know," Izumi shook her head, "you know what?" she looked at the others.
"Xiao Mao should be going to the fawn house," a young man's whispered answer attracted a nod of approval from the people around him, but after a while, their faces followed by a white color, and the young man who answered the question before seemed to have a thousand knives in his eyes, so he almost cut him alive.
The young man also knew that he had said the wrong thing, so he could only bow his head and bury his head in eating, and he didn't dare to squeak anymore.
"Little Deerya, I heard him say just now, is the dim sum in that place particularly delicious?" Akaji asked curiously.
"Little Deerhouse, why didn't I know there was such a place in Shimizu Town?" Izumi Shouli was also curious, and asked as well.
The people around him didn't dare to answer Izumi Shouli's questions, so they could only stumble on their own hmm, or else they would jam the food and pretend to be busy eating, in short, no one answered his question positively.
At this time, Kintaro secretly dragged Akaji aside and whispered: "The dim sum of the deer house is of course a must, but what is even more amazing is that their girls are ......" At this time, Kintaro showed an expression that a man understands, and didn't say anything more.
"This Yumen Shigeru, so many things that he can't do at a young age?" Akaji said in surprise.
Kintaro smiled bitterly and said, "You'll know when you go, now you better finish your meal." ”