Chapter 103: The Turret
Such a strict non-fiction novel, such an absurd and nonsensical scene, to be honest, I am very angry, but after thinking about it carefully, I can't blame them, after all, the actual situation now is that Li Heigou is lame and has difficulty moving, Jiang Shasha has only the strength of the buckle machine, and the two of them are in the face of life-threatening situations, it is not easy for them to come up with such an idea to learn from each other's strengths, as human beings who have not lost their temperament, I believe that the hearts of the two of them at this moment are definitely not as majestic as they seem now, so I resolutely decided that we will not say anything in front of them, so as not to hurt the class feelings between comrades-in-arms, and when I go back to keep a diary, I will complain about the scene of this woman riding a man and charging majestically......
Not to mention Jiang Shasha and Li Heigou's "combined tactics" How blind it is, at least in terms of the results, the two of them have achieved good results, Li Mo's human turret is much more flexible than ordinary turrets, and can almost pose any posture and any angle under Jiang Shasha's command, so that Jiang Shasha can aim at the enemy calmly and fire the cannon, and Jiang Shasha's high firepower and long range also make up for the lack of Li Mo's inconvenient movement range after being injured, transforming the iron cans that could only be passively beaten into a war fortress that can be attacked and defended, and what's even more powerful is that whoever sees this shape of the two will definitely take a look first, and carefully identify what kind of routine this is, we naturally have the advantage of attacking first……
As soon as I got closer to the city gate, Rong'er and Xie Erdong came out of the corner to greet me, and it was obvious that the pair of CPs over there were so attractive in terms of shape and combat power that they were ignored by the guards in terms of inconsequential shape.
"Why did it take so long to come back?" Rong'er took the child from my hand, pulled me up and down, seemed to be complaining about my slow hands and feet, but was actually worried about me, before I could be moved, I heard another voice say in a slightly bitter tone: "You really chased the little prince back......?"
I looked back, it turned out that Grandpa Gui, who had been electrocuted half of his body, was also brought by them, and at this time he was looking at us with a complicated expression, as if he was very lost, but a little relieved.
Thinking of throwing other people's apprentices at the door of the burning imperial dining room, now I am afraid that he has been taken down by the inner guards to serve the ten tortures of the Manchu Dynasty, I feel very sorry for the old eunuch, in ancient times, the relationship between master and apprentice was even closer than the relationship between father and son, and it is probably even more so for the eunuch, a profession that is destined to have no offspring, although in our opinion, the master and apprentice have become a fire and water, but this is just like Lao Tzu and his son in a lawsuit, whether it is a family or a hand, it is all a family affair, you a group of outsiders rush in and beat the unfilial son half to death, the old man may not make you love, maybe turn around and work hard for your son……
"What, how did you bring him?" I asked, a little weakly.
"It's a hostage," Rong'er said as a matter of course: "Gonggong Gui has been in charge of the affairs of the palace for many years, and even the current commander of the imperial guards is his son and nephew, so it will definitely be useful to take this captive!"
Hostage captive? I only have a wry smile at this, if I am kind-hearted, I can't see the old man being abandoned in the middle of the road, so I said directly, we are not a non-toxic husband, whoever dares to stand in my way will kill the protagonist of the whole family, why bother to find this kind of reason that no one believes, if it is really the old eunuch as a hostage, then why are we not holding the neck of Gonggong Gui with a knife, shouting that we will cut the neck without opening the door to make way, but let the two disabled people lean up and pout their butts to attack the city?
"What, let's help it this time, but don't develop this habit, you must know that in a certain time and space, the old man can't be helped casually, and it is easy to go bankrupt......" In Rong'er's puzzled gaze of "What did you eat wrong?", I said nonsense and diverted the topic, and asked Rong'er: "Now we should quickly knock down the city gate, right?"
"How can it be so easy to knock down the city gate!" Rong Er shouted angrily, "Don't you see anything above the city gate?"
I was about to turn my head to look, but the deafening rumbling sound gave me the answer.
Cannon, to be precise, the famous Shenwu General Cannon in the Kangxi era, finally spoke out after a long silence and preparation, blasted the four-kilogram iron ball out of the cannon door, and went straight to Li Mo and Jiang Shasha, although the two of them had been prepared for a long time, and when the fire was lit, they suddenly accelerated and flashed to the side, but the two people with inconvenient legs and feet couldn't run too fast by the wheels and tracks, and they were almost hit by a solid cannonball in the wind and gravel rolls splashed on the bluestone ground, fortunately, the black dog turned over at the critical moment to protect Jiang Shasha under him, and let the fist-sized gravel crackle on his body, so that the weak Jiang Shasha was not seriously injured。
"Hooray!" Seeing that the Shenwu cannon on his side overturned the evil girl who had been pressing down on the monster he was fighting, the officers and soldiers who were struggling to defend under the city gate cheered out loud, and a few stunned young people thought that the opportunity to start a career in construction had come, and rushed up to grab people's heads regardless of it, and Jiang Shasha, who was furious in her heart, was steamed into buns with a mess, and then pressed these guys back into the defense team.
"I told you just now, there are two Shenwu General Cannons erected on the nine gates of the Forbidden City, although the fire doors are usually sealed for safety, but there is no shortage of gunpowder cannons, and they are maintained and checked every day, in order to prevent today's situation. ”
Knowing that he was actually spared by us, Gonggong Gui, who is a human spirit, naturally wants to repay our favor, and "persuades" us anti-thieves in a suggestive tone: "Also, don't think that it is a good thing that there is no brigade of people to conquer you until now, with the heart of the Lord of Long Live, at this moment, he must have ordered the mobilization and transportation of other Shenwu generals, even if a corner of the palace is bombed into ruins, you will not be allowed to escape from the palace with the prince." ”
Seeing that I was stupid and indifferent, a trace of annoyance flashed on the old man's face, but unfortunately he couldn't stand up and jump now, so he had to slap the palace wall he was leaning on: "It won't be long before you die without a place to be buried!"
Rong'er also kicked me at the right time: "Time is running out, why don't you hurry up and find a way to get the cannon on the city tower!"
Rong'er was in a hurry, but I didn't move, but stared at the old man with burning eyes: "What, Gonggong Gui, can you ask a question? Aren't you sent by the emperor to deal with us? Why did you change your mind to help us again?"
Judging from a certain Cheng dù, we people in our group are simply simple except me, how can we believe the words of the eunuch who was the enemy half an hour ago without asking? That is, having experienced the dangers of society, I can keenly feel that the reason why the old man helps us is definitely not just that we help the old man who has fallen.
A look of embarrassment flashed in the old eunuch's eyes, and he opened the conversation: "Do you know? When I saw you, I vaguely remembered me back then, and I also wanted to rescue a group of good brothers who were born and died with me from the hands of the emperor! But in the end, I was afraid, and my momentary hesitation turned into an unforgivable mistake, and even my wife and children left me because of this, and they couldn't forgive me for my cowardice and cowardice......
"Wife and children?" Rong Er interjected to ask, but tears were already glistening in her eyes.
Gonggong Gui laughed miserably: "You definitely don't believe it, I wasn't a eunuch when I first entered the palace, I was born in Yangzhou Li......"
"What," I interrupted this time, "if you don't have anything else to say, I'll go to the turret, and I'll listen to the story when I come back?"
I really don't dare to listen to it, and when the old man finishes telling his legendary story, it will be at least 200,000 words, at that time I am afraid that we will have been bombarded into scum by cannons and the grass will grow on the grave, I want to know the touching plot of singing and crying, and watch "The Legend of Deer and Ding" by myself!