Chapter 605: A Big Joke

Wu Jingzhong, the stationmaster, once famously said: Tianjin Railway Station is a rebuilt station, with cats on the front fence and lackeys on the back fence, and it takes a lot of time to build.

This sentence is appropriate in Mu Yun Town, but in three days, the news of Mu Yun Sword Sect's former head of Mu Yun Sword Sect sitting in dust spread all over Tianchong, and Anzi's closed door for three years made countless academic monks who looked through the autumn water lost, and many people chose to open a cave nearby to sit and wait;

This kind of will definitely be taken care of in other places, but it is different in the territory of Mu Yun Sword Sect, Lao Xie was ordered by Mu Yunzi, and took the senior elders of the Tai Tai to issue a warning on behalf of the Sword Sect, and finally reached a consensus that the cave must dig ten zhang deep.

Of course, this is just a typical case; in the most luxurious suite of Mu Yun Hotel, Wei Linglang, the crazy woman who was full of food in the Six Dao Realms and had nothing to do with running to the Nether Realm to brush alone, is the real time bomb, and she has been here for two days but has not done it for a long time, because she inadvertently noticed that the girl next to the drunken Taoist suddenly appeared here, how dare the prodigal girl who is like a man on her back dare to be presumptuous, she hated so much that her teeth itched and did not break, and she waved her hand in anger, and directly opened the room for three years, so shocked that Lao Xie almost didn't sit on the ground.

It was the crazy woman's generosity that made Lao Xie ignore the movements of the Lu family in the past two days, and when he looked back, he didn't find anything wrong, and continued his big business of making money by luck.

But it was a coincidence that Miao Qin, the daughter-in-law of the Lu family, had not seen any movement in childbirth for nearly ten months of pregnancy, which not only frightened the Lu family's father and son, but even Lao Xie, a beast who had lived for thousands of years, felt incredible.

The family was so anxious that it was like something, but Miao Qin was happy to bloom, and it was really the reincarnation of a fairy, with a big belly, he could not only eat and sleep, but also make a fire to cook;

Until noon one day thirteen months later, a baby cry announced that the Lu family was adding Ding, but ......

The smiling woman held the baby who fell to the ground with a smile and pushed the door out of the delivery room, saying, "Congratulations to Daddy Lu for winning a daughter!"

"Ahh

Wen Po saw more of these two bixiang, and said to Lu Shan: "Shanzi, don't come here to hug yet!"

"Eh~~~" Lu Shan returned to his soul, and took the baby wrapped in swaddling hair with no place to put his hands and feet, grinning with white teeth and a silly music.

"How is my daughter-in-law?" asked Lao Zhe anxiously.

"It's okay! Miao Qin's body is tough, and it's no problem to regenerate ten or eight. ”

"That's a good dare!hehe~~" Lao Zhe breathed a sigh of relief, as long as people are fine, they will have the opportunity to give birth to monkeys, and they are not afraid of being late for a good meal.

"Hahaha~~~ Lao Lu, congratulations to Tian Ding!" At this time, Lao Xie, who heard the sound, came with Wu Zhen laughing, and as he spoke, he took a closer look at the baby in Shanzi's arms regardless of everyone's visit, and quickly twisted his eyebrows.

"Old Fairy Xie, do you think my girl has a fairy fate?" asked Lao Zhe carefully.

"Girl?" Lao Xie was slightly shocked, in his opinion, it was too undeserved, how could it be a chicken sleeve after being in the stomach for thirteen months!

"That~that~ Daddy Lu, I'll go first to see Miao Qin; Shanzi, give me the child, don't see the wind." Wen Po held the child and pushed the door back to the delivery room.

"Xie Lao Immortal, you said that my granddaughter ......"

"Alas~~" Old Xie shook his head, gave a handful of crystal stones as a congratulatory gift, and turned his head away.

"It seems that my Lu family really doesn't have fairy roots!" Lao Zhe originally hoped to be a son, but he gave birth to a female baby, and he had no fairy fate, and he was extremely depressed.

"Hehe~~" Shanzi looked at the door and was still there silly, and said to himself: "I'm a father, hahaha~~ I can also use a shoe board to pump people after a few years, hahaha~~"

"You ......" Lao Zhe became popular again, and immediately took off his shoes and gave a fat beating.

If it weren't for Xiuyue falling from the sky, Shanzi would probably have been beaten to death, and his mouth was too slippery.

"Brother Lu, how is it? Miao Qin gave birth?"

"Alas~~ The family is unfortunate! I was thirteen months pregnant and actually gave birth to a money-losing product. ”

Xiuyue is a woman, she was not happy when she heard this, and rolled her eyes coldly and pushed the door into the delivery room with her gauze sleeves.

The smell in the room is quite big, the smell of blood is mixed with the smell of milk, Xiu Yue disagrees, Miao Qin sleeps very quietly under the care of Wen Po, breathing evenly, and her body is recovering rapidly.

Ignoring the steady woman who covered her hands and was shocked, Xiuyue's motherhood was overflowing, holding the baby and teasing for a few points, the black jewel-like eyes were flashing and cute, and the strange thing was that the small mouth was upturned and looked very unhappy.

When he lifted the swaddling wrap and saw that he almost didn't vomit blood underneath, he took off the child and ran out, leaving the Lu family father and son with a confused face.

"Shenma, won't you!" Listening to the Cave Mansion at the bottom of the Wind Stream, Anzi, who received the news, seemed to be paralyzed to the ground by five thunderbolts, and he was already imagining how the blind man would retaliate against him.

"Husband, whose soul is it?" Xiuyue knew when he looked at the frame that eighty percent was causing trouble again.

"Ahem~ Weng is blind!"

"......" Xiuyue.

"How can this be? It shouldn't be!" Anzi was completely stunned, the gender issue was not a problem at all at first, it must be a leader, but Brother Di made an extremely dramatic joke, and when he became an adult, he would definitely have to kill him.

"You just do it! You won't be at ease when you wake the master's spirit, and I'll see you explain when you get out. "The matter has come to this, Xiuyue has no other way than to scold him for two sentences to relieve his hatred.

"What are you afraid of, at least I succeeded. ”

"It's still successful!" Xiuyue rolled his eyes and said, "I saw that baby, just like you, it is as boneless and phaseless as you, it is not as good as the original." ”

"So what? I'm not just boneless, everything is man-made, okay, you don't have to worry about it. ”

"Xiu'er has to worry about it. Xiuyue turned to leave, seemed to remember something again, turned his face back with apricot eyes, and said, "Xia Houfang is in Muyun Town." ”

"Ahh

"Damn! why is there so much in guarding a spirit!" looked at the Chiyang Sword in front of him and remembered the master's goodness, and said: "Master wow~~ It's really not the right time for you to leave, and now there is no one to block the gun for me, alas~~"

This is dustless and turned into a machine spirit who can't speak, if he really wants to live to be able to swell him, this kind of villain has not killed much.

Time is moving forward, and in the blink of an eye, it is half a year, Lao Xie of Mu Yun Hotel is pondering the accounts in his hand these days, judging from the data, the business of Mu Yun flying car and flying board has begun to decline, and the Thousand Machines Sacred Valley has a tendency to rise, and many years of business acumen told him that the revenge of the Yuan Valley Lord began

Indeed, after almost forty years of mixing with Anzi, if you talk about studying, the postdocs have all graduated in the year, and even the spaceship can be built, just a flying car is a fart, plus the background of the Thousand Machines Sacred Valley for many years, it is only a matter of time before Mu Yun's flying car is overturned, but Lao Xie is worried, and he doesn't dare to listen to the stream to ask for an idea.

Let's talk about the old Lu family, the baby girl who made Lao Zhe unhappy at the beginning can not only walk, but can also run, often disappear by playing alone, and when she catches it, she is beaten up, but Shanzi is not lightly angry, it was originally very popular, but after a long time, I always feel that something is wrong.

Miao Qin, who knew the truth, tried her best to protect herself, and it was easy for a god to fall off her body, that was so spoiled that she was spoiled, and everything delicious and delicious was clinging to her, for fear of starvation;

Shanzi is afraid of his wife, Miao Qin doesn't agree with his daring to speak, so he keeps holding on; but if he holds it, something happens, what's wrong? His own dolls are almost three years old, but they don't speak, except for his mother, everyone is relied on, I really wonder if it is the Lu family's species.

But the old man was in a hurry, if it weren't for the fact that his daughter-in-law worked quickly and had the strength to fight her, the little steward of the year would definitely possess her and spray her to death; whenever night fell and remembered it, he secretly wiped his tears, his life was too difficult, it was better to die, and in the end he didn't fold, just as a dumb child!

At noon that day, Shanzi called Liu Ji Restaurant to go home for dinner, and asked at the table: "Dad, my uncle is about to get out of the customs, right?"

"Hmm~ It's less than four months, it's almost over. ”

"Bang~" As soon as the conversation between the father and son ended, the female doll who was eating at the same table suddenly broke the bowl in her hand, and puffed out her face with her little mouth.

"Girl, what's wrong?" Miao Qin was so frightened that she thought she was sick, so she quickly touched her head.

"Smack!" Lao Zhe immediately caught on, and shouted with chopsticks: "Don't pay attention to her, don't eat and starve! What did my old Lu family create in their previous life to give birth to such a treasure in the world!"

"Dad, Dad~ You are angry, why are you like your granddaughter!Come on, come on, dad hug~" Shanzi was straighter, got up and was about to hug him, when his daughter saw this, he jumped off the stone bench and went back to the house with a small mouth.

"Hehe~~" Shanzi disagreed, and smirked: "My girl will not be able to marry in the future!"

Miao Qin was displeased, knocked on the bowl and reminded: "If you really want her to marry well, hurry up and hope that your uncle will come out of the customs and give her a name. ”

"Daughter-in-law!" Lao Zhe saw that the opportunity was rare, and whispered: "When will you give birth to another one?"

"Let's wait for my uncle to come out!"

"Ahh

"Dad, just put your heart in your stomach, Miao Qin will definitely give birth to a son for the Lu family. ”

"Hehe~~ That dare to be good!good!good!" got the letter, and the big stone in Lao Zhe's heart fell to the ground.

But it was said that the three-year validity period was about to expire, and Muyun Town was alive again, and every day there were repairs coming out of the ground "out of the shell", and for a time all the baths in the town were overcrowded, there was no way, the breath of the earth was too strong.

As soon as there are too many people, it is easy to make trouble, and the arrival of Xia Hou's and Beiling Lejia's two stirred is even more unsightly; and in the past three years, Lao Xie's flying car business has plummeted, and the welfare curve of the disciples is forty-five degrees, and they are all about to straighten out, and the errands are naturally not so diligent, and the patrol team has become a decoration, and the chain effect caused is that the order of the town has begun to become bad, and the good days of mortals are coming to an end.

It is gratifying that the old Lu family is relying on Mu Yun Sword Sect behind them, and no one dares to mess with it, but the public security has deteriorated and the business of Liu Ji Restaurant has plummeted, and there are more and more owners who eat overlord meals, and the red letters on the account are almost poked in the face, there is no doubt that Boss Liu has the idea of laying off employees, but Shanzi is excluded.

You must know that this master has been running home for three days and two ends, and there are countless examples of lateness and absenteeism.

(End of chapter)