Chapter 116.Elvis Presley (5)
Zhang Xiaoxi has also seen a place like a pyramid on TV, but the one she picked up, looking over and over again, she always felt that something was not right.
In line with the principle that if she couldn't understand it, she would ask a professional to take a look, so she put the hole directly on the water, and then started to make phone calls, and since this thing came up, she knew that it would definitely be confiscated again.
It's just that what surprised her was that the one who came first didn't know her, not to mention, although she looked like a Han person, she didn't want a Han person when she bowed down.
There was also a yellow-haired one next to her, and it didn't look like a foreign devil roaring, so although the phone was connected, she didn't bother to call it, because the foreigner on the other side didn't know what to say.
She "meowed" and screamed, and all the little animals suddenly should be well, meow, in short, they are all fighting postures. The key is to put it, although Xiaoxi understands the languages of many races, it seems that this buddy doesn't speak English, right?
Seeing that the animals have a tendency to fight, one of those people stepped forward to talk to the animal experts about the ownership of this pyramid, and the animal experts were so embarrassed, here is the cat standing on the top of the pyramid said okay!
Seeing that the expert completely ignored them, they began to chase away the small animals, and next to them, there were a bunch of reporters who appeared out of nowhere, patting them somewhere.
Next, something happened that made everyone stunned, Elvis directly called a voice, and a group of cats and dogs went forward to kill one after another. Xiao Xi locked the main targets of attack in the minds of the small animals, and a group of animals bit a few of them.
In the end, several people took out their guns in a daze, and fought according to those cats and dogs, and as a result, cats and dogs directly used their own claws to easily shoot off the bullets, and easily took a paw on the gun, and suddenly the pistol could only be declared scrapped.
It's just that as soon as they shot, all the animals immediately went completely crazy, especially those first-class animals, they were all shot by poachers, and things got out of control all of a sudden. You know, those first-class animals are all large species, and there are blind bears in them.
Seeing that the bear's paw was slapping a person's head, he heard a meow behind him, and the bear's paw stopped, and then the bear scratched his head in embarrassment, and turned to beat an unlucky child.
The animal professor was embarrassed and asked, "Isn't that appropriate?" and how did you teach them to dodge bullets?"
Elvis Presley jumped in front of a plank, scratched and scratched for a while, and then picked up a sign that read: "Animals know martial arts, no one can stop them!"
The reporter was also shocked, and actually began to talk about it, "Cats can write." What a surprise!" "What an intelligent cat!"
It's just that people from several other countries finally understood that they seemed to have chosen the wrong negotiation partner. Knowing why they were beaten, they were ready to bribe these guys with food, but the animals were very disgusted, and they turned against them, and the king would stew them.
Waiting for a group of familiar people to come over, a group of dogs to determine the smell, before letting them in, the full-time negotiator came to Xiaoxi, and asked, "Eh, it's a bit heavy, right?"
Xiaoxi unkindly took out the previous brand, and after reading it, a group of policemen laughed unkindly, and the leader said very kindly: "Sell us, the price is easy to say." ”
Xiao Xi ignored him, and directly pulled a half-crippled gun in front of everyone, and a policeman directly began to collect evidence, a group of first-class animals, who didn't know where to get a little blood, squatted in front of the police, asking for an examination.
A few policemen wanted to say, don't make trouble, but after looking at a bear and pinching a stone into stone powder with bad intentions, the policemen swallowed and foamed, and decisively began to quickly examine the injury. The reporters twitched the corners of their mouths while recording the video, these animals are too intelligent, right?
Then, they photographed the so-called Elvis Presley, who actually covered his face with a loveless expression. Cleaning up his mood, Xiaoxi drew a line of words under the previous sign: "You haven't given money, okay!"
The negotiators were embarrassed, and the policemen in the back were already laughing even more happily, not to mention, recall that they received things and really never gave money.
Imagine a group of animals, then stacks of cash to shop, wouldn't it be strange?
Xiao Xi tilted his head and thought about it, skillfully took out the communication book that the negotiator carried, and the negotiator skillfully opened the ink, and then, Xiao Xi dipped in ink and scratched: "Outflow." There was a cross in the back, "Wrap my little brother canned for life." "I worked in the back, and I also drew a circle on the can.
The other party smiled and nodded decisively, and directly made a deal. A cat's paw slapped with the opposite person's hand. When everyone knew that a lifetime of canned cats and dogs could be exchanged for something suspected of being an alien spaceship, a group of people were also speechless.