Fei Fatzi looked at Jian Fan's face uncertainly, and thought that Jian Fan was going to exert power, but unexpectedly, Jian Fan breathed a sigh of relief. Hearing that no one came in outside the house, he smiled and said with a smile: "Waste, although you have done a lot of things for me, you have not suffered a loss, and I am not in a light place to slaughter me......... Yes, I can't owe you a favor for this. But how can I help you? I can't make a bubble for you, talk to you?...... Besides, look at Jiang Dijia, she is almost two or three years older than us, right? Maybe there will be a master a long time ago, but there will be no master, and a woman like this beautiful may have passed a few hands...... I don't dare to soak this woman, you go, this is not a little fat sheep teasing the big she-wolf, it's just sending meat to other people's mouths, isn't it? Throwing out all the money you saved may not have much effect. ”

When he said this, Jian Fan's eyes appeared in front of the white-clothed snowy shadow, which was extremely clear! Even in his nose, he could still taste the faint fragrance of jasmine! He secretly said in his heart, not to mention that this fat man was in a hurry, and he was itching to look at the beautiful woman himself! But Jian Fan is not as uninteresting as Fei Fat, this beauty is like the concept sports car worth two million at the auto show, she can't see it, let alone hope to drive home, she doesn't think about it for two lifetimes without eating, drinking, selling essence and blood.

Jian Fan's face was erratic, this Fei Shiqing didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, seeing that Jian Fan was not angry, he came up with a calm face: "Don't, don't...... It's simple, it's not as complicated as you think...... You teach me what to say when I meet?...... I went back in the morning and thought about it now, thinking that I couldn't sleep at noon, I didn't think about it, what should I say, you said take a bottle of wine, what did I say when I saw people? I didn't say it?...... I'm afraid that if I speak, I'll scare the girl away. ”

"Just want to talk?"

"Ahh

"Didn't think of anything else!?"

"Oh no! I just want to get to know each other, and it's a drop of happiness to look at it a few more times! Maybe I can develop and develop!"

When Jian Fan heard this, he was noncommittal, with a smile on his face, looking at Fei Shiqing waiting for the next with an expectant face, and said slowly: "You kid is not small, you want me to teach you how to chat with beautiful women, talk in the dark, talk about the sun and the moon, and then you take advantage of the void to enter, don't you?"

"Oh! by the way......" Fei Shiqing nodded with a grin.

"Okay, waste, let's say okay, I'll only tell you once, once, whether you can learn it or not, it's up to you!"

Jian Fan said slowly without moving, and said secretly in his heart, this dead fat man doesn't know how to turn back if he doesn't touch the south wall, so just let him touch it harder.

"Mm-hmm, okay!"

When Fei Shiqing heard it, he was happy! Jian Fan not only has superb cooking skills, but also has a lot of feminine popularity when he was in school, and if he has Brother Guo's advice, he may be used for a lifetime.

"I provide you with two methods, you choose by yourself, and get out immediately after listening!"

Jian Fan raised two fingers and looked at Fei Shiqing's attentive appearance, but he said while cleaning up the fish: "Time is pressing, and long-term combat is impossible, so you have to prepare for a short, flat and fast attack war! The easiest thing for a woman to be impressed by is sympathy, and the easiest thing is to start from here and find a way to win sympathy! Some women are very arrogant, they don't like humor, they don't like sincerity, If you don't like cuteness, you don't like to spend a lot of money, then the fastest way to impress her is to pretend to be pitiful, and when necessary, you can make up a miserable life story, saying that you had an unhappy childhood, that your parents abandoned you, that your girlfriend who loved you so much abandoned you, that you were disappointed in life, that your family had a shadow, that you had attempted suicide, that you were often beaten and hospitalized......... You can say that you are crying, or that the other party is crying, then it will be successful, and there will be time to talk, women are born to be mothers to men, they all have motherhood, because of pity and love, maybe they will like you in the future...... According to the principles of Marxism, the two sides of the contradiction will transform into each other, and maybe when sympathy will turn into love, you know!?"

Applying the principles of Marxism-Leninism to the actual combat of pickling girls, and raising the nonsense between men and women to the height of theory, it was the exclusive invention of the 606 dormitory when he was in college, and the initiator was Jian Fan!

Jian Fan smiled evilly, and his words were obviously to lead Fei Shiqing into the ditch...... Glancing up, Fei Shiqing's smiling face had already turned into a crooked-necked pumpkin. After thinking for a long time, Fei Shiqing muttered and reacted: "Brother Guo, this can't be done, right? I can't come up with this nonsense, and besides, my appearance is a huge achievement after the reform and opening up...... Who believes that a post-80s generation like me has suffered and suffered? I don't believe it myself!"

Fei Shiqing never minded his weight! He often flaunted that his fat body was "the result of reform and opening up"!

This kid is self-aware! That's got to be a little more ruthless......... Jian Fan smiled, thought about it quickly in his heart, and said quietly: "Brother Guo introduces the door, and it depends on the individual to pick up girls, I am telling you the way, you choose by yourself, and you may not copy it...... The first one doesn't work, change to the second one! Listen! A woman's second heart is curiosity, and if you impress her curiosity, you're half the battle!"

This makes sense, when Fei Shiqing heard it, his eyes widened, he didn't dare to come out, and he pricked up his ears to memorize it by heart.

Jian Fan's hand kept shaving the scales of the fish, and he said eloquently with a confident attitude: "You said that this fairy girl is from an orthodox background, so you want to suppress the good with evil to arouse her curiosity...... Talk to her, don't talk about elegance, you don't know what elegance is! What about you, you can start by attacking modern literary trends, disgusting design, postmodernist cultural phenomena, and pseudo-humanism, what methods can you use? Yes, spoofs, girls are interested in spoofs, spoofing you are good at spoofing, no matter how elegant things are, you can't stand your spoofs, tell me about the internal relationship between the copycat culture and traditional culture that you are familiar with, tell her about the relationship between Freud and Andy Lau, talk about Guan Gong vs. Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan, you are quite good at making this up...... Talk about the imminent rise of 'no*' caused by the 'theory of the uselessness of reading', you know this very well, you should be at the level of a revolutionary pioneer, you don't need me to teach you, and then it is better to talk nonsense about Nietzsche, Schopenhauer, and Romain Rolland...... Anything, it's like we usually talk nonsense in the dormitory at night...... It's basically OK to the point where you don't know what you're talking nonsense...... In this way, time passes before you know it, and you have to succeed, how about it?"

The truth is right, but the method is absolutely wrong! This method is almost the same as a little sister who is not familiar with the world, and she is bound to come out of the ocean, but the trick is that Jian Fan knows that Fei Shiqing's head is absolutely incomprehensible.

Fei Shiqing touched his head while listening, his face turned from cloudy to sunny, from his eyes to joy, after thinking about it, he smiled more and more, and after a long time of reminiscence, he gave a thumbs up and nodded: "Brother Guo, amazing, powerful, take it, just come like this! This trick will definitely work......... Hey, that, who is Roland? The name is so familiar, isn't it with Wu Tenglan all the way!?"

"Flutter ......" sound, plop all at once.

made Jian Fan lean forward and backward with laughter, covered his stomach and laughed for a long time before stopping, looked at Fei Shiqing, and said solemnly: "Waste, don't mention the mantra of 'I don't know Wu Tenglan in my life, even if I don't know Wu Tenglan in my life, it's useless to be a human being', don't mention the devil girl, otherwise, she will only feel disgusting when she thinks of you in this life!"

Fei Shiqing smiled and nodded like a teacher: "Hmm... Well... I know that!"

"Go, digest and digest, grasp the time, their Audi car parked in the yard for two hours, you go again! They may be eating in the morning, and they may be taking a bath in the evening, which is inconvenient...... Go and ask my dad to write a recipe for Fuqinshou black soup, start talking about it, don't you need me to teach you this, right? Then slowly expand the topic, except don't say hooligan words, you can say the rest casually, when it comes to when, it depends on your ability. Jian Fan said, cleaned up the fish, and poured the dirty water down the floor drain. When he turned around again, Fei Fatzi couldn't wait to run out.

A few people outside the house were busy peeling garlic and picking vegetables, and as soon as they got up, they heard Fei Fat say to his father respectfully: "Uncle Jane, what do you see? Filial piety to your old bottle of good wine to taste, that, write you a recipe for the diet of Fuqin Shou Wu......... It's not me who wants it, my mom wants it! yes, yes, I'm going to ...... soon."

also said that he wouldn't talk nonsense, this fat man simply came with his mouth open......... Jian Fan was happy in the kitchen, and happily suddenly realized "filial piety!", what about the bottle of filial piety to me?...... Looking back again, the bottle of Wuliangye that he had just given him had already been taken away by Fei Fatzi to borrow flowers and offer Buddha for corn wine......

"This dead fat man, kindly persuaded you not to listen, and arranged my troubles...... If you don't get hit, you won't know how many pounds and taels you have!"

Jian Fan smiled, knowing that this matter was getting more and more stirred! Although they met twice, Jiang Dijia could see that she was a woman with a good family education, both elegant and calm, and she knew that her taste was not low when she looked at what she dressed and spoke. As far as the fat man is disgusted, if you talk about this nonsense topic, you have to drive him out as a psychopath if you don't call 110 to call the police!

…………………………………

…………………………………

Although the work in the hotel is tiring, but Jian Fan's temperament of making trouble and laughing, I really don't think there is anything unbearable, even if there is no pistachio of the fat man, the store is full of laughter.

At dinner time, another busy day begins. There is no nightlife in the small county, except for special circumstances, there are generally fewer people at night than at noon, and the work in the kitchen is done, in addition to making a cameo appearance, Jian Fan occasionally helps Shui Sheng and Sanqiang sweep the floor and wipe the table and wash the dishes. In the store, in addition to the kind and dignified Jian Zhongzhong, several relatives in the countryside prefer Jian Fan more!

Until it was about to close at nine o'clock, Jian Fan suddenly remembered Fei Shiqing, as soon as he thought of this product, Jian Fan couldn't help laughing and his stomach hurt, Fei Shiqing, who was less than 1.7 meters tall and weighed more than 210 pounds, has been clamoring to lose weight every day in recent years, but the more he loses weight, he has been picking up girls since he was in high school, but every time he starts with more and more frustration, and ends in the more brave and frustrated! In order to get rid of entanglement, the most classic girl in college days teased Fei Shiqing affectionately and said You lose thirty pounds of meat, I promise you everything...... As a result, Fei Shiqing began to lose weight frantically under ecstasy, lost weight for a week, did not lose weight, blood sugar plummeted, and fainted directly on campus, and everyone in the school was known for a while!

At this time, Jian Fan thought that Fei Fat Man had probably been swept out of the house, and he was depressed sitting on the river dam alone, and was wondering if to make a phone call to comfort and comfort Fei Fatzi's injured heart! Two more guests came to the store, and as usual, they politely invited people into the store, but the two guests insisted on a private room instead of sitting in the hall, and when they entered the private room and introduced the dishes with a smile, Jian Fan's heart suddenly moved......... These two people are inexplicably familiar...... It's very familiar, as if I've seen it somewhere, but I can't remember it for a while.........

It's definitely not a regular customer in the store, but it doesn't seem to be a raw person, but it's not an oolong accent, which is strange!

The two guests ordered two servings of stewed braised pork in an ear pot, and they didn't want any wine, urging them to serve the food quickly, Jian Fan responded to the report, and thought about it in surprise, and slapped his thigh suddenly, losing the hard paper of the photo print, or he would have used it in the toilet.

It's them, it's them...... Jian Fan's heart was beating wildly all of a sudden! Secretly cursed, this group of wanted criminals, Lao Tzu hid, escaped, escaped, this is good, dodged the two, and the remaining two are still looking for my house.........