Chapter 371: Director Jiang is missing

Xu Yishen joined the studio because his emotional intelligence was too low. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info￡∝，

As a teammate who is related to Jiang Xia but has no blood relationship, Xu Yishen's work ability is no problem, but it is a human relationship problem, which makes Jiang Xia have a headache.

The atmosphere in the studio has always been pretty good, and when there are few people, everyone is not big or small, and they are very close. Now that there are more people, Jiang Xia and Zhang Pengpeng don't mix much, but Zhao Yongjiang and a few people continue to mix.

With such a good atmosphere and a good atmosphere, Xu Yishen is out of place.

Jiang Xia thought of many ways to integrate Xu Yishen into the environment, but he didn't succeed. Filming with him and working with him, it's not okay, he is still the same person who everyone is drunk and I am sober, and everyone is sober and I am drunk, and there is no change at all. But Jiang Xia was worried.

Zhou Fang threw Xu Yishen to Jiangxia at that time, because he knew that Jiangxia was still alive, and looked forward to Jiangxia taking Xu Yishen with him, so that his emotional intelligence would be improved.

Jiang Xia took a year, without the slightest progress, he had completely given up, and now it seems that there is a little hope?

Therefore, Jiang Xia was a little blind to the situation where they were gathering together to find a way to hack him.

This led to the fact that when another Friday came, Jiang Xia had a toothache.

For a whole week, Jiang Xia didn't care about Zhao Yongjiang and them, they were busy coming and going, and they didn't know what to shoot. The only thing Jiang Xia is happy about is that this week, Xu Yishen has spent a lot of time with them.

In addition to shooting photos this week, Jiang Xia himself is busy with some of his own things, writing scripts, writing mortals, and contacting the stars about the publication of "Smiling Proud Jianghu".

Xingxing has long known that Jiang Xia has finished writing a new martial arts novel, but he has not published it as soon as possible. The Condor Trilogy still had potential to be tapped at that time, and if a new work was launched, it would affect the sales of the Condor Trilogy.

Now half a year has passed since the publication of "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", and there is no problem even if a new work is released.

In the past, the Condor Trilogy was almost released in half a year, the meaning of the stars, since the speed of Jiangxia's writing is no problem, it will be better to send it out at the speed of one in half a year. Now in May, one in June, and another in December.

Jiang Xia asked him, are you sure I can write a martial arts novel in half a year?

Xingxing replied, your online novels can be updated so much every day, and martial arts novels should be about the same, one in half a year is definitely enough.

Jiang Xia had to say that Xing Xing was right, if he really wrote it with his heart, he would definitely be able to come up with a martial arts novel in two weeks. That is, he usually only spends an hour or two typing, otherwise, mortals would have been finished by him a long time ago.

After a busy week, Jiang Xia saw the video of the latest issue of "Nonsense" on Friday.

The video explains why "Never Expected" was not updated last week with an "objective" and "real" attitude.

Jiang Xia regretted it after seeing it, and regretted letting Zhao Yongjiang do it casually.

At the beginning of the film, it is still the classic opening of "Never Expected", but the feature film part is not a feature film, but an explanation.

After the opening credit, there is a five-second text: "Last week, we didn't update, I never expected, many people asked us for an explanation......"

The next picture is in the conference room, Zhao Yongjiang is sitting in the main position, and there are several actors such as Yan Jiahe, Shen Fatzi, and Fang Ning on both sides.

"Director Jiang ran away, I never expected that we didn't make it in the last issue, what should we do in this issue?" Zhao Yongjiang asked with a sad face.

"Why did Director Jiang run away?" asked Shen Fatzi.

Zhao Yongjiang shook his head and said, "I don't know, maybe it's because he found that his IQ is insufficient?"

"What, has he already discovered this fact?" Yan Jiahe said in amazement.

Fang Ning said: "Director Jiang is already so miserable, will it not be good if we say so?"

"I usually shoot a lot of his ass, but finally he is not here, don't hack him, are you worthy of this great opportunity?" Zhao Yongjiang's tone was very serious.

Fang Ning immediately changed his tone and said, "I remembered, it seems that Director Jiang's festival was lost, and he went to find his festival." ”

"Is he a director or a screenwriter, he is not here, what did we never think of doing?" asked Yan Jiahe.

Shen Fatzi suggested: "Why don't we let Slender Jiang dance a striptease? Dancing for five minutes is definitely much more exciting than I never expected." ”

"I refuse, less than half an hour, I definitely do not jump. I am also dignified. Zhao Yongjiang sternly refused.

When Jiang Xia saw this, he was a little surprised, this is the stalk used when a certain episode of the original drama "Never Expected" was jumped, and even the scenery and lines were very similar. Could it be that there is a providence in the dark? Otherwise, there is no way to explain such a coincidence.

Fang Ning proposed, "Why don't we go and ask the others?"

"Good idea. Zhao Yongjiang nodded.

As soon as the picture turned, Zhao Yongjiang held the microphone and asked Feng Lin: "Sister Lin, how should we explain to netizens the reason why we never thought of the update in the last issue?"

"It's a very simple explanation, Director Jiang ran away, we have no script, and we don't have a director, so let's tell the truth. Feng Lin said it didn't matter.

"When Director Jiang left, didn't he leave any suggestions?" Zhao Yongjiang asked as if he didn't give up.

Feng Lin looked like a reminiscence, and said slowly: "I remember that the director told me when he was leaving, when he found his lost things, he would come back." ”

"What did he lose?"

"It's said to be chastity?" Feng Lin frowned and looked puzzled.

Zhao Yongjiang took the microphone back and said to the camera: "Okay, now we have a second answer, it seems that Director Jiang went to find something is true, the question is what did he lose? Let's interview Director Jiang's assistant, Comrade Xu Yishen, a student in our studio." ”

"What? Director Jiang is missing?" Xu Yishen asked expressionlessly, "If you are missing, you will be missing, anyway, he has not been missing for a day or two." ”

Zhao Yongjiang was stunned and asked, "The problem is, what did we never think of? ”

"I never thought that I couldn't think of another way to make up an issue?" Xu Yishen is still very serious, this is indeed his usual performance.

Zhao Yongjiang said: "Yes, we have also thought about it, the question is how to make it up?"

"It's very simple, anyway, everyone is looking at Wang Dazhui, that is, you, you can do any small actions. Xu Yishen suggested.

Shen Fatzi added on the side: "We want him to striptease for five minutes, but he doesn't do it." ”

"You can draw a big head painting of Director Jiang, like this......" Xu Yishen casually took out a piece of paper from the table and drew a cartoon version of Jiang Xia.

As soon as he held it up to show the camera, Zhao Yongjiang had already taken it and tore it off, and then Yan Jiahe added on the side: "He finally left, why are you still drawing him." ”

"I'll draw him, you can paint him casually, this issue is called, I never expected the violent Wang Sledgehammer. Xu Yishen's indifferent face was very joyful.

Zhao Yongjiang looked surprised: "It's very reasonable, it's very good." ”

The next picture is that Zhao Yongjiang took a lot of Jiangxia portraits, some realistic, some abstract, and more cartoon, each of which was quickly messed up by Zhao Yongjiang with a paintbrush, making it extremely messy, some painted as a pig's head, some painted as a sheep's head, and more painted as a turtle's head.

When Jiang Xia saw this scene, there were black lines on his entire head.

The later plot is even more painful, and there are all kinds of activities, almost the entire studio has been interviewed, and in the end, it comes down to either Hei Jiangxia or doing something else.

It's just that the ending is very interesting, and after all the mess, the final ending is back in the conference room, and the position is still the beginning.

Zhao Yongjiang took a deep breath and asked, "I feel that we never expected this issue, so it's okay, right?"

"It should be no problem, it can be cut out for ten minutes in the later stage, at least five minutes, this issue can finally be put together, if the ticket jumps again, it is estimated that we will be beaten. Shen Fatzi nodded.

Fang Ning also said: "If Director Jiang comes back and sees us so tidy, will he be unhappy?"

"He will find his discipline when the time comes, and there is no need to be afraid of him. Zhao Yongjiang said.

"Anyway, we finally came up with a whole issue, and we never expected it~Ouye~!" Shen Fatzi raised his hand and said.

"That's right, no more bounces. Zhao Yongjiang also nodded.

Jiang Xia saw this scene and glanced at the progress bar again, it was estimated that it would end like this. The picture had already gone dark, and suddenly it was lit up again.

"Wait, what we're sitting here today to discuss, aren't we going to explain it to netizens? Why did Director Jiang come here?" asked Yan Jiahe.

"Knock him out. The rest shouted together.

The screen went completely black, and this issue of "Nonsense" was all over, and Jiang Xia was laughing in his seat. Although he was hacked very badly, Jiang Xia was very happy, and the final explanation of the bounce did make Zhao Yongjiang almost the same.

He is very hilarious, and netizens are even more hilarious.

"Hahaha, this issue is interesting. ”

"Yes, this explanation gives full marks. ”

"This issue should be called the unexpectedly black Jiangxia. ”

"I feel sorry for Jiang Xia for five seconds. ”

"Is it really because Jiang Xia is not here?"

"It's definitely not Jiangxia's reason, but this issue is very funny, especially that Xu Yishen, who looks serious, hahahahaha. ”

"Is Gongshan Studio like this? This is where they work? It's no different from an ordinary office building, it's hard to believe that a star like Shoujiang goes to and from work all day long. ”

"Ahead, he is commuting to and from work, not only Slender Jiang, but also Jiangxia, he is very punctual in and out of work every day, and the media has reported it before. ”

"I still feel like I never expected it to be good-looking, this issue is pure funny, and it's not interesting. ”

"If you don't like it, you can not watch it, don't say it, it will affect others, OK?"

"The reason for the bounce ticket, the explanation gives full marks. ”

"I want to know, has Jiang Xia's festival or chastity been found?"

"It's definitely gone...... He's broken into slag, and he can't use it when he finds it. ”

"That's right, I agree. (To be continued.) )