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Liu Jingqing happily walked out of the house, since giving birth to Dudu, Liu Jingqing has not been shopping, and now that she has finally finished her confinement, Liu Jingqing does want to go shopping.

Especially when I go to the market with my beloved man.

To take a woman out shopping, first you have to learn to wait, and you have to wait willingly.

Half an hour later, Liu Jingqing came out of the house.

"Wife, you're so beautiful. ”

Ye Rongrong looked at Liu Jingqing in a daze and said.

Liu Jingqing is dressed innocently today, wearing a hibiscus color wide-sleeved top, a bracelet around her left neck, and a light purple tassel hovering around the dark blue hakama.

Dark brown waist-length soft long hair with a refreshing shape, purple headband tied up high, amber eyes gentle and quiet, like a pure goddess from school just now.

"Husband, everyone's body is out of shape!"

Liu Jingqing said a little depressed.

Just now, Liu Jingqing wanted to put on his beautiful clothes, but found that many clothes didn't fit well.

It's not that the clothes have become smaller, but that I have become fatter, especially the abdomen and my plump parts have become much larger.

Especially the abdomen, so fat, ugly to death.

Liu Jingqing didn't know how long it would take him to regain this figure.

"Where it is out of shape, I think it's good, it's plump, it's more beautiful. ”

Ye Rongrong looked at Liu Jingqing carefully and said.

Judging from her body shape, Liu Jingqing's current figure is indeed much plumper than before pregnancy.

However, Ye Rongrong likes Liu Jingqing's plumpness, and each man has his own preferences.

After all, Ye Rongrong likes women with plump bodies, and they feel fleshy and comfortable to hold.

"It's all fat here, fat to death!"

Liu Jingqing was very dissatisfied with the fat on her abdomen and felt particularly ugly.

"It's okay, starting at night, I'll give you abdominal massage for ten minutes every day, and in about a month, you'll recover." ”

Ye Rongrong said.

Ye Rongrong, who has the skills of a miracle doctor, has many ways to get rid of the fat on his wife's abdomen and restore her to the state she was in before she gave birth.

However, the best, and most non-toxic and harmless method, is to massage the belly meat.

Ye Rongrong is confident that if he massages by himself, after a month of Liu Jingqing, his abdomen will be like a girl.

Of course, the main thing is that your wife is young, and this recovers quickly.

Unlike middle-aged women who have given birth to two or three children, it is much more difficult for the body to recover.

"Really, it will be restored in a month?"

Liu Jingqing looked at Ye Rongrong in surprise and asked.

This woman is naturally very concerned about her figure and appearance.

"Why don't you have faith in your man?"

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"No, I'm just happy. ”

Liu Jingqing said happily.

……

National Day is one of the most important festivals in China, and it is also the longest holiday except for the Spring Festival holiday during the New Year.

Today is the first day of the National Day holiday, and there is a lot of traffic on this road, especially today is the market of Aojiang Town and Longgang Town, and there are many cars on this road.

No, Ye Rongrong stopped and walked, and he only drove half the way, so he stopped and couldn't move, and the traffic jam was terrible.

Now the roads in Yangping County are basically the roads of decades ago, as far as the 104 National Highway that Ye Rongrong is driving now, how was Ye Rongrong when he was a child, and what is it now, basically it has not been expanded.

More than ten years ago, there were not so many private cars, but such roads are fine, and traffic jams rarely occur.

But now it can't be done, now people's living conditions are better, many families have cars, and the current roads can't meet the needs.

Slowly traffic jams have become a common phenomenon, and people who drive will basically encounter a traffic jam at both ends of three days.

It's not that the Yangping County Government doesn't want to expand this road, it is indeed a little difficult, if the road is widened, the houses on the side of the road will be demolished, which is a huge expense!

Therefore, there is no conclusion to this matter of widening the road.

In the traffic jam, Ye Rongrong was helpless, so he had to stop and wait for the traffic police in front of him to clear the traffic.

"The road is really blocked today!"

Liu Jingqing said depressedly.

As soon as I met the New Year's festival in China, I found that there were really many people and cars in China.

When it comes to the New Year's holidays, people are congested, traffic jams, everyone is almost used to it!

"There's no way around it, or I'll tell you a joke. ”

Anyway, being idle now is idle, Ye Rongrong is ready to tell his wife about the jokes he saw yesterday.

"Okay, husband, you haven't told me a joke for a long time. ”

Liu Jingqing said happily.

It's been a long time since I've heard my husband tell me jokes, and Liu Jingqing really misses it.

Liu Jingqing likes this kind of two-person world with her man.

Ye Rongrong looked at the situation in front of him, and estimated that in less than ten minutes, the car would not be able to go, so he began to tell jokes.

One day, Liu Zongyuan was arrested and met Li Bai in prison, "Why are you in prison?"

Li Bai said: "The crime of spreading rumors, the flying stream goes straight down to 3,000 feet, and people measure it, it's not that long."

Liu Zongyuan said: "To each other, I said that a thousand mountains and birds are flying, and someone reported that there is another one on the tree."

Just as he was sighing, Lu You came in, and Liu Zongyuan hurriedly asked, "How did you get in?"

Lu You said: "I wrote a sentence 'Don't say that the cow is old and late, I am still working hard in my eighties', and the family planning office said that I still want to have a second child at the age of eighty." ”

At this time, Li Qingzhao was imprisoned and passed by.

The crowd was shocked, "Why did you come in as a weak woman?"

Li Qingzhao said depressedly: "'Chang Ji Xiting is at dusk, drunk and doesn't know the way back', this is suspected of drunk driving detention!"

When everyone sighed, Su Shi pushed the door in, and everyone wondered: "What are you?"

Su Shi sighed, "Don't mention it, I just wrote the sentence 'Looking at the side of the ridge as a peak, the distance and the height are different'." They were stunned to say that I peeked at women, and my motives were not pure, what a worldly way!"

……

"Hehe, the car has moved, you can go. ”

As he spoke, Ye Rongrong saw that the car in front of him began to move, so he stopped making jokes anymore and began to start the car and move forward.

Although the speed is not fast, it is better than standing still.

"Husband, people still want to hear you joke. ”

Liu Jingqing said a little depressed.

For the first time, Liu Jingqing hoped that the traffic jam would be blocked for a while, so that he could listen to more jokes.

I don't know why, listening to her husband tell her jokes, Liu Jingqing is very focused and feels very tasteful.

"I'll tell you a joke in the evening. ”

The road ahead has been cleared, the speed is accelerating, and it is estimated that it will take about ten minutes to reach Aojiang Town.

"Okay. ”

Liu Jingqing thought about it, and at night she wanted to squeeze all the jokes in her husband's stomach.

Soon, I drove to the center of Aojiang Town, looked around, and finally found a parking place in front of a house, of course, it was not free for you to park, and the owner charged 30 yuan for parking.

Ye Rongrong didn't bother with him, so he gave him a parking fee of thirty yuan.

Today's Aojiang Town Market, in this central area, it is really very difficult to find a place to park, anyway, Ye Rongrong looked for a while and didn't find it, so he had to park here on the spot.

Thirty yuan is thirty yuan, anyway, Ye Rongrong is not short of money now.

"Husband, let's go, let's go there to play. ”

Liu Jingqing took Ye Rongrong's arm and said.

After being bored in the room for a month, I can finally go shopping, and of course Liu Jingqing is very happy.

The two of them happily wandered on the street, and now there is no shortage of money at home, Liu Jingqing likes to shake something, and Ye Rongrong just says "buy".

Liu Jingqing, who was moved, looked at Ye Rongrong's eyes watery, if it weren't for Liu Jingqing's injuries that were not completely healed, he would have pulled his man to the hotel to open a room now.

Looking at his wife's watery eyes looking at him, Ye Rongrong understood why so many beautiful girls like to find rich men.

Because only rich men can satisfy their desire to buy whatever they want.

If you find a poor boyfriend, you have to ask the price when you buy things on the street, and you don't dare to buy them if they are too expensive, even if you buy them, you will feel distressed for a long time.

"Why didn't you find out that your husband is very handsome now!"

Ye Rongrong quipped with a smile.

"Hehe, yes, husband, you are so handsome now. ”

Liu Jingqing smiled happily.

The crisp cry like a silver bell suddenly attracted the attention of many men on the side, and they all looked up and followed the voice, and when they saw it, they were all stunned.

This is to see the fairy.

The beautiful appearance and moving figure make people's hearts burn, and the flawless jade arms as white as lotus roots swing gently, and the **** is tightly wrapped in hakama.

The two slender and white **** are even more beautiful and dazzling, making all the male animals they see swallow their saliva.

The flawless face like white jade, with a hint of intoxicating smile, and slightly upturned pink lips, made many men want to kiss a few mouthfuls on it.

Many of the young men couldn't help but stand there stunned, their mouths open, and their eyes staring at Liu Jingqing without turning their eyes.

Such a beauty is really hard to find, if you miss it, you won't see it next time.

"Ah...... It hurts ......."

A young man staring at Liu Jingqing cried out in pain.

It turned out that his arm was twisted hard by his girlfriend.

The severe pain immediately brought them back to their senses, looking at the angry eyes of his fat girlfriend beside him, he was frightened and immediately whispered for mercy.

It's just that his eyes still look at Liu Jingqing's position from time to time.

"I haven't seen enough yet, have I?"

The fat girlfriend next to him looked at her boyfriend angrily and said.

Did he think his small actions could escape the eyes of the old lady?

"Look...... Enough of it. ”

The young man said nervously.

But I was thinking in my heart, if you have someone who is half beautiful, I won't look at others.

It's unfair!

Why is that guy accompanied by a beautiful woman, but I am surrounded by a "sow".

Of course, such a thing is something that young men dare not say, and they will not be allowed to kneel on the washboard at night.

"No, dare to hook up with my man, I want to teach her a good lesson!"

Saying that, the fat woman walked towards Liu Jingqing's position. (To be continued.) )