Chapter 56 On the Right Way to Barbecue
In the past few days, Mu Bai's life has been much more varied than before.
In the past, when he was in the club, in addition to listening to Wu Yongchu chattering about some awakened people and monsters, he would often help Wu Yongchu feed the technicians of the club.
And in the past few days, he has not had so much leisure and elegance to have close contact with technicians.
He's teaching parallel bars how to live like a human being.
I have to say that the comprehension of parallel bars is much higher than Mu Bai imagined.
Originally, he thought that it would take at least a week for this guy to learn to walk, but the time it took to learn to walk on parallel bars was actually calculated to be an hour.
Of course, while Mu Bai was good at the parallel bars, the small leather whip and gasoline barrel in his hand also played a certain auxiliary role...... Maybe it's the decisive one......
In short, parallel bars can now not only walk without falling, but also run like a wind.
Maybe it's an incomprehensible thing to run like a wind on the parallel bars of 300 pounds, but it's all true.
After discovering that the ability to run on parallel bars was extremely strong, Mu Bai couldn't help but praise at that time: "You are the fastest runner I have ever seen in all the dead fat houses." ”
After leaving the playground where you can only meet people by fate, and seeing the real outside world, although the parallel bars are always scolded by your boss, these days, it is also very happy.
On this day, in the evening.
"Uh...... I want to go to the side and play cards, Brother Bai...... Come and get the car keys when you go......"
"Senior, give me the car keys now, I'll go back now. ”
"See you tomorrow. Taking the car keys, Mu Bai glanced at Wu Yong, who had left the clubhouse, and touched his face with his hand.
"Huh...... I went to wash my face and felt oily. ”
With that, he walked straight to the parallel bars in the corner of the clubhouse, and then took down the towel that was hanging on it.
After washing his face, he came back and dried the towel.
"Gong'er, listen to me, although my boss has verbally forgiven you before, but! I have also taught you a lot of things in the past few days, you should know what level of offense you were on that day. For that, you need to do this for at least three days, you know?"
The young man's voice floated out weakly: "Know...... Got it......"
Mu Bai nodded, and then asked, "Are you moved?"
The parallel bars were stunned for a moment, and then immediately replied: "Moved and moved! Being able to follow Brother Bai's ass and be Brother Bai's little brother is really a blessing that I cultivated in my previous life! Brother Bai taught me the principles of being a human being, and let me understand what etiquette is and what is love, I am so moved!"
"I'm asking you, do you dare to move?"
"I'm so impressed!"
"Do you want to move?"
Parallel bars: "What?"
After reacting, it hurriedly opened its mouth to remedy: "Don't dare to move, don't dare to move! Brother Bai, I don't dare to move!"
"I spent precious time and hard work to educate you and make you live like a person, and you are not moved?"
"Impressed!"
"Huh, dare you move, believe it or not, I roasted you?"
"Don't dare to move...... Don't dare to move......"
Mu Bai shook his head and smiled, then walked out of the store, glanced at Wu Yongchu, who was playing mahjong with a sad face in the elderly activity center next to him, he returned to the store, and whispered to the parallel bars: "What did you tease just now...... Tonight, follow me to do something. ”
"What to do?"
"Take you to the Great Health Care, which is also one of your compulsory courses as an adult. ”
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Although the task of Bodyguard A and Bodyguard B is to protect Mu Bai in 24-hour shifts, if Mu Bai really wants to take the initiative to ask them to stop guarding, they must also carry it out.
The person who gave this order was the deputy director of the sub-bureau.
But the people they are guarding will have the title of director or higher after two months.
Deputy Director of the Sub-Bureau, of course, at a higher rank than the Chief of the Division, but ......
Whether it is the deputy director or the director, you can casually demote the bodyguard A and B.
From this point of view, there is no difference between the two positions of deputy director and director, well, there is no difference......
In short, under Mu Bai's coercion and temptation, the two bodyguards were exiled by him to the Internet café outside his community to eat chicken tonight.
As for him......
Somewhere in the seventh district of Rongcheng, a Wuling Hongguang was driving slowly on the highway.
The person driving the car was Mu Bai.
The only passenger in the car was the parallel bars.
In order to allow the parallel bars to sit down, the rear seats of this Wuling Hongguang were all removed.
But even so, the parallel bars are a dead fat house of 300 catties after all, and the space behind is really not large, and the parallel bars are very uncomfortable.
"White ...... Brother Bai, can you turn on the air conditioner......? It's so hot in the back......"
"I've always been weird about that. Why do you feel the heat? You're not human, aren't you......"
"I know I'm not human...... However, in a sense, I can feel the change in temperature more than a human because my body is metal...... The specific heat capacity is small, and the heat absorption and heat release are faster...... Do you understand?"
"I don't understand, but ...... Where did you study physics? It's all out of the heat capacity......"
"Uh...... On the bookshelf in Mr. Wu's store, there is a middle school physics book, which should have been written on it when he was studying, and his name was written on it......"
"What's the ......matter with him in the store?"
"I stole into his diary...... There is an article that says that it is necessary to study hard to serve the motherland. When Senior Wu was young, he must have been an iron-clad patriotic young man, the kind of flower of the future......"
Mu Bai sighed and said, "It's a pity...... Now he has become a gambling dog who only shouts, "I'm not afraid of losing, I'm afraid of quitting gambling." ”
"That's far away...... Can you turn on the air conditioner......?
Mu Bai lowered the window behind him a little, and then said in a sparse and ordinary tone: "This car can only produce hot air...... No...... Are all your cars like the Wrangler you were in that day?"
"Then why didn't you drive the Wrangler today?"
"That car belongs to your sister Xiaoyan, she wants to use it tonight, I can't borrow it, if you want to buy it now, you can only get on the road after a set of procedures, it's very troublesome." ”
"And where did you get this car?"
"This is your senior Wu's car......"
"Senior Wu, didn't he drive a Mercedes-Benz E a few days ago?"
"Yo! It's good, you all know Mercedes-Benz E......"
"Where, where...... I heard him tell me, saying that it was 500,000 or 600,000 yuan......"
"He did drive a Mercedes E the other day, but ...... The day before yesterday, he went to the live online casino in Macau to play baccarat, and then what about it...... The car was mortgaged by him to pay off the debt, so what about it...... There you have this car. ”
"Okay......"
The parallel bars voice continued with grievances: "Brother Bai, where are we going...... I'm really hot to death...... You said you were going to take me to the great health care, but where did you go to the big health care? I heard Senior Wu talk about it once before, and the big health care seems to be very mysterious......
"It's just to take you to the great health care...... We're going to the 7th District Center Gymnasium tonight, where there are a lot of rings, and you're welcome. ”
"Huh, what's the ring?"
"It's a ring-shaped hole. ”
"So what does this have to do with big health care?"
"This ...... It's a long story...... No, since you think it's hot, say a few words, don't affect my driving, you know, I haven't touched the car for three years after I got my driver's license, this manual transmission of Wuling Hongguang, it's not easy to drive, and the feeling of stepping on the clutch is as soft as stepping on, don't talk about it, otherwise we will drift in the hearse. ”
"Uh...... Well......"
Mu Bai rolled down all the windows in the driver's seat, and then put his left hand on the door.
This trip is indeed to the Central Gymnasium.
However, it was not a special trip to take parallel bars to the big health care.
On the night of the parallel bars officially accepted by him as his younger brother, there was another death case in the seventh district.
The murderer, still a werewolf.
This time, it's even more aggressive than ever.
The werewolf who committed the crime ate two people, but killed more than two dozen people.
The next day, the same case happened in a different place.
At that time, Mu Bai understood what Liu Xiaoyan's sentence "Tranquility before the storm" was all about.
In just a few days, more than 10 crimes have been committed, and nearly 100 ordinary people have died.
This is already the behavior of the monster in challenging the bottom line of the night game.
The reason why he went to the gymnasium tonight was because he saw a scene that was about to be staged here when he was napping at noon.
He couldn't say exactly when, only that it was something that would have happened one night.
So, he decided to stay here every night from today onwards.
And the reason why Mu Bai chose to bring parallel bars is ......
He didn't think the way he ate last time was very elegant.
Wuling Hongguang rear row, although the parallel bars occupy a large area, but because of its very loose structure, the space in the rear row is actually very large.
However, most of these spaces are occupied by other things that Mu Bai carried, so the parallel bars will be very crowded.
These things are-
Barbecue grill, charcoal, barbecue fork, brush, oil, salt, sauce, honey, barbecue seasoning, cumin, knives, portable plastic bowls, several pairs of wooden chopsticks, mineral water, garbage bags......
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P.S.Give me a referral ticket...... Alas, miserable.