Chapter 16: Drunkenness and Misconduct
Li Xuan heroically snatched Yaya's endless wine bottle and said, "Look, I'll give you a thousand performances tonight and don't get drunk!"
After speaking, Li Xuan put the endless wine bottle to his mouth and began to drink, and after drinking a gourd, he shouted: Full. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info endless wine bottle will be automatically full.
But Li Xuan made a mistake, he did have an amazing digestive ability, and he couldn't be completely immune to the problem of alcohol, even if he became an immortal, he still used a divine body, but he drank too much and vomited.
"Good job, heroic, the old lady likes this, drink!"
Yaya seems to be drunk and starts to play drunk.
Xiao Yu hugged the jar and drank the inside, and said with a smile: "Big brother's amount of wine is so good, I can't compare." ”
After saying that, he pulled out the Chengying he bought five hundred years ago and turned off all the lights.
"Oh my God, why is it dark?"
Yaya said in a daze.
After a long time, Yaya ran in front of Li Xuan and said to Li Xuan: "Hey, dead pervert, let me ask you, why is it dark." ”
Li Xuan has drunk more than thirty gourds now, and his head is also a little dizzy, and he is puzzled: "You ask me, who do I ask, where am I perverted?"
Yaya pinched Li Xuan's ears and said hatefully: "The idea of hitting the old lady's ears if it's okay, isn't it a pervert?"
Li Xuan also grabbed Yaya's ear, and said with a blurred smile: "The ears are so cute that people can't pinch them, is there any heavenly reason, is there a royal law? You lost the fight with me, and you owe me to pinch my ears once." Come, let Shu millet pinch enough. ”
The ears are sensitive parts of the fox demon, and Yaya suddenly became a little paralyzed.
Buzz, buzz, buzz......
Countless candles lit up, and it turned out that Xiao Yu didn't want to simply turn off the lights, but to light the candles and dance the sword.
Xiao Yu walked to the center of the living room, and Chengying moved to the rhythm of Gongsun Sword Dance.
Li Xuan looked at Xiao Yu's graceful figure, and in a trance seemed to have returned to more than a hundred years ago, when he was still a guest in the Shilan Clan, he shocked the Shilan Clan with his sword intent, and then conquered countless girls with a dance, and another person accepted the challenge of all the young heroes, and defeated the young master of the Shilan Clan with a wooden sword.
Then Lang Sheng sung and said: "In the past, there was a beautiful woman Gongsun clan, and a sword dance moved in all directions. The spectators are depressed like mountains, and the heavens and the earth are low for a long time. Huo Ruyi shot nine sunsets, like a group of emperors and dragons. Come like thunder to restrain anger, and let it be like the river and sea condensing the light. The lips and beads are lonely, and there are disciples who pass on the fragrance in the evening. The beauty of Linying is in the White Emperor, and the wonderful dance of this song is promising. There is both a question and answer with Yu, and the feeling of soothing things increases sadness. ”
Xiao Yu's dance became softer and softer, more and more moving, and the killing aura on it had been completely hidden, leaving only the bits and pieces that Li Xuan had walked through.
The two of them had never drunk like this before, and this time they really had to thank Yaya for this opportunity.
Li Xuan grabbed Yaya's ears in his hand, and it didn't feel too good.
Yaya was also moved by Xiao Yu's dancing posture, should it be said that she deserved to be the reincarnation of the nine-tailed sky fox? Even if it is not the body of a fox demon, she has such a national color.
As for Li Xuan's hand on her ear, Yaya had forgotten it for the time being.
Li Xuan picked up the endless wine bottle with his other hand, drank the wine that had just been filled with it in one gulp, and laughed: "Happy!"
After Xiao Yu finished dancing, she returned to Li Xuan's side and got into Li Xuan's arms like a kitten, and this girl seemed to have drunk too much.
If there is no danger around, it is estimated that I can sleep until noon tomorrow.
Yaya picked up a jar of wine, touched it with Li Xuan, drank it in one go, and said to Li Xuan: "Die...... Dead pervert, what the hell do you think of me?"
Li Xuan pinched Yaya's smiling face and chuckled: "It's still so Yaya's cuteness, come, let Shu Huang hug her." ”
After speaking, Li Xuan's hand was placed on Yaya's waist, and she was also put in his arms, and said suspiciously: "Hey, why is Yaya so big, I remember that Yaya is a little bit, it can't be the wrong hug, right?"
The two of them are also a little confused now, and their eyes are beginning to blur.
Yaya turned around in Li Xuan's arms, pinched Li Xuan's faces on both sides with both hands, and said hatefully: "When will the old lady become a little smaller, even if you are more than a hundred years old, the old lady is seven hundred years older than you!"
Li Xuan's hand was placed on Yaya's head, and he smiled: "Yaya is naughty again, next time she is naughty, she will pinch her ears together." ”
Yaya hammered Li Xuan's chest, almost causing Li Xuan's hammer to vomit blood.
Sure enough, the lover's coquettish mode is not suitable for Yaya, Yaya put Li Xuan's head under her armpit with one arm, and said hatefully: "Say, dead perverted, don't you like the old lady? If you say yes, the old lady will be merciful and give you a chance." ”
Li Xuan felt the softness on his face, and rubbed it on it and said, "Hey, Yaya is not so big, I remember." ”
Bang.
Yaya slapped Li Xuan's head with a punch, almost knocking Li Xuan unconscious.
Li Xuan struggled to stand up, staggering and unsteady, and chuckled: "Yaya's strength is still so great. How could I not like Yaya? Yaya is so cute, her little face is round, and she wants to pinch it twice when she sees it. ”
Yaya kicked Li Xuan back on the chair, stepped on Li Xuan's thigh, put her head close to Li Xuan, and said in a low voice: "The old lady is not a child now." ”
Li Xuan was beaten a few times and became a little more conscious, but his sobriety was limited, and he wondered Yaya: "Isn't an older child still a child?"
Yaya picked up Li Xuan's chin and said a little confused: "Dead pervert, what do you say the old lady should do to you?" I don't know what I think now, and I don't know if I am right or wrong with you. ”
Li Xuan put his arm around Yaya's neck, touched Yaya's hair with the other hand, and smiled: "Who cares what happens to you, anyway, Yaya is mine, and no one can snatch it away." ”
Yaya's body trembled, and when she heard this, she suddenly sobered up a little, and said in a daze: "What you said is true?"
[System prompt: The other party is using charm, which is one of Qingya's four stunts. 】
[Note: Heavenly fire, charm, curse, and sound wave are Qingya's four stunts, and one of them can be confirmed as Qingya's reincarnation. 】
Li Xuan miscalculated this time, he thought that it should be cursed Tianhuo Sonic Wave, after all, as long as the charm skill is a fox, it is too common.
It's a pity that Li Xuan didn't see this system prompt, the system log validity period of the system is no more than three hours, and it is estimated that Li Xuan is enough to sober up.
[Mission Complete: Three Lives and Romance II.] 】
[Mission Reward: Lottery Wheel.] 】
Do you use a lottery?
Li Xuan is now being charmed by Yaya, how can he care about this lottery wheel? He clicked yes casually, put it aside and didn't care, and after a while, Li Xuan didn't look at it, so he took out the drawn thing and glanced at it, and threw it into the miscellaneous area in the space ring.