You put your hand on my shoulder, and I put my hand on your shoulder, and walked towards the classroom like a crab, and everyone on the road hid to the side when they saw it. It's not that I'm afraid, but I can't afford to provoke it. The students in the third year of junior high school all know that there are three people in the sixth class of the third grade, and they have a loud nickname "Immortal Xiaoqiang Trio", why can't they be provoked. Because where they stand is a banner, "Wupin guards the dynasty Mahan with a sword, abandons the right path and follows the demon king of the mixed world, doing all kinds of evil."

If anyone commits a crime, he will be punished. The light one blocked it in a corner of the classroom, put garbage and waste piles, and the three people flattened it and gave it the appearance of a pig's head; The heavier ones were punished from the inside out, and the punishment letter was issued, and for a few days they were in fear, and the three people who were mentally depressed sat next to them and intimidated them, and finally had a nervous breakdown and were terrified all day long. Both soft and hard, unparalleled in the world. A student next to him proclaimed the notoriety of the three to his classmates, and used a secret passage to say that the three were vicious. The classmate who heard the words turned pale with fright, and hurriedly lowered his head for fear that the three evil stars would hear and find fault. I don't know that my three sworn friends who have long been "famous" are swaggering towards the classroom, and if they hear the words of the classmates who just introduced them, I don't know if they will cry out for injustice.

(We just made a joke with our classmates and threw him into the garbage heap in the classroom, who blamed him for his own 'knocking' with a blue nose and swollen face; said that he scared people into a mental disorder, and even less of a thing, he told a ghost story while studying at night, and he was scared out when his psychological tolerance was too poor, which is also to blame us.) also sent a punishment book, and we had this spare time to go to the game hall to have a good time. Wang Dynasty Mahan cried with snot and tears, Zhang Shaonan crossed Erlang's legs and said with a hint of evil smile: "Boy, the propaganda is in place, it is these two who coerce me to pull my thighs and say that I am too insidious." I always use a trick to kill them for a thousand years, saying that I have bad hobbies, and I really want to send them to Mars with one kick. I'm not afraid of god-like opponents, I'm only afraid of pig-like teammates. ）

The three sworn friends who walked to the door of the classroom, Wang Chao was in front, Ma Han was in the middle, and Zhang Shaonan was at the end. Zhang Shaonan glanced at the door number with the words "Class 3 (6)" written on it, his eyes flickered a few times, and then he followed Wang Dynasty Mahan and walked in. When he walked into the classroom, he looked at the familiar faces, greeted him affectionately, cared about his health, and couldn't help but cry in his heart. But this thing thought like this in his heart: I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect the 16-year-old freckled Zhang Ruonan to be beautiful and moving in a cheongsam at the class reunion in his previous life, I don't know how much saliva made my master cry, but her taste is similar to that of a pig, and she finally married a mine owner.

Zhang Xiaolong, Zhao Huaiwu, and Liu Jing went to the hospital to see themselves, and they all mixed well. In particular, Zhang Xiaolong and Zhao Huaiwu's families are both cadre families, and in their previous lives, they were mixed in business and politics, and they were quite good to themselves. If it weren't for the face, I would have followed them a long time ago. Liu Jing, what about the person, a fitness club is managed, there are a pair of children, and the family lives very well, the two children see Zhang Shaonan's sweet mouth in the previous life, and the uncle keeps screaming.

The other classmates more or less have some affection for Zhang Shaonan, but more of them still take a fancy to his 'power', and they don't know a few bad boys at school, how can they stand. Zhang Shaonan is not bad, but his popularity is good. Not to mention that the whole school knows it, no less than 7 percent of the people who know him and hear his name in the entire grade of junior high school, so his junior high school can be regarded as his glory hour. Zhang Shaonan, who had greeted his classmates regardless of whether he had a good or bad relationship, walked to Zhang Ruonan's seat, kept a smile on his face and said, "Ruonan, can I have this honor to sit next to you?"

As soon as he finished saying this, the classmates around him all looked at Zhang Shaonan like fools, and when Zhang Ruonan in front of him also looked at him like this, he noticed that the atmosphere in the class was a little different. Especially his two dead friends looked at him with the eyes of your illness and not yet healed, the smile on his face also pulled down, and asked Zhang Ruonan curtly: "I know that it is a sin for a peerless beautiful man like me to be handsome, but you won't stare at me intently like this, at least you can continue to look at me after answering me." ”

After listening to Zhang Shaonan's words, Zhang Ruonan was completely defeated, shook his head and said helplessly: "Anyway, I used to sit with a stupid person, but now I don't sit, you are free." Although Zhang Shaonan was very happy to be able to sit with the future goddess when he heard this, a group of classmates around him who looked at the stupid expression looked at him with a smile, which made him a little annoyed. "What are you looking at?" Zhang Shaonan looked at the two dead friends sitting in the front row and asked, "You shout, brother, listen, and I'll tell you." ”

Ma Han was afraid that the world would not mess up when he said it, with an expression of underbeating on his face. Zhang Shaonan resisted the urge to beat him, tried his best to put on a kind expression, and shouted "brother" to Ma Han, but then it made him cry and laugh. "Well, this seat was your seat before, so you don't have to thank me, stupid. "Hahahaha... ”

Zhang Shaonan's classmates couldn't hold it back any longer, and they laughed all of a sudden, and the two sworn friends also laughed happily, Ma Han's tears flowed down, and the unsmiling Wang Dynasty also raised the corners of his mouth to show that he was very happy. Looking back at Zhang Ruonan who was sitting next to him, and looking at Zhang Shaonan who suddenly turned around, Zhang Ruonan hurriedly covered his small mouth that opened because of laughter, lowered his head and pretended to read, but with a shake of her body, it could be seen that she was still happy about what had just happened. "Ruonan, you already know it, right. Don't hold it back, it's easy to hold back internal injuries, the master is very open, I didn't expect to bring laughter to everyone as soon as I came back, it's very good. But Ruonan, you were arched by a pig, you know?"

After Zhang Shaonan finished speaking, he looked intently at Zhang Ruonan, who was about to laugh, and said seriously with a straight face. Zhang Ruonan didn't take a breath of laughter, he was suffocated by Zhang Shaonan's words, and then the laughter turned into anger, and Zhang Ruonan's face turned red: "Damn Zhang Shaonan, you are a pig, you were arched by a pig!" Hearing Zhang Ruonan's words, Zhang Shaonan was happy: "Ruonan, if you want, I really want to become a pig." (Although you were really arched by a pig, you were still a pig with a big gold chain who opened a mine)" Hearing Zhang Shaonan's words, Zhang Ruonan, who was ashamed and angry, turned his head and stopped paying attention to him, leaving Zhang Shaonan, who had a vague confession, with an embarrassed smile.

Zhang Shaonan looked at the teacher who was doing his best on the lectern and imparting knowledge, and he could still concentrate on listening to the lecture at first, but gradually his eyelids fought, and he slowly lay on the table and gradually fell asleep. It didn't take long for Zhang Ruonan, who was originally angry, to look at the sleeping Zhang Shaonan and smile secretly, and while paying attention to the teacher on the stage, he took out a writing pen and scratched it on the sleeping Zhang Shaonan's face: "Tell you to talk nonsense, draw you as a pig's head, hum... Big pig's head, hehe" while talking, while drawing, Zhang Ruonan don't mention more hatred, how happy. After drawing for a while, looking at the masterpiece on Zhang Shaonan's face, he turned back and listened to the teacher's lecture with peace of mind, and his heart was happy. It's just that Zhang Shaonan fell asleep bitterly, and he didn't know anything He was holding the little nurse's little hand and touching it with a smile: "Sister Qing'er, your palmistry, at first glance, is waiting for someone who is destined." Brother is so handsome, you are so beautiful, come, you will get from me today. ”

After speaking, Zhang Shaonan opened his arms and threw himself at the little nurse, but in reality, Zhang Shaonan also opened his hand and suddenly pounced on the defenseless Zhang Ruonan. The teachers and classmates who were in class only heard a "bang" in the classroom, Zhang Shaonan threw Zhang Ruonan to the ground, with a pig's head painted on his face, drooling in his mouth, and said undeadly: "Come, let the master arch." The friends were stunned, and Ma Han said adoringly on the side: "Just finished speaking, it worked, the male brother is mighty." ”

Zhang Shaonan, who was woken up, looked at Zhang Ruonan under him and said, "You were arched by a pig, how can you lie on the ground." No, I was just playing a game with Sister Qing, uh, you were really arched by a pig, no, I arched it. The sin of the poor monk, the sin. ”

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