Chapter 113: Falling in Love (4)
The big screen finally stopped at a semi-nude photo, which was the scene of Qi Zimo's jersey being torn. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Tenny CP The two of them covered their faces with their hands, but their five fingers were separated.
"Xu Xian, is this one of the reasons why you are obsessed with Director Qi? The female fans in the audience are about to drool. ”
Xu Xian couldn't answer, so he only nodded slightly embarrassedly.
"Have you experienced it yourself, what does it feel like?"
The question is already very sensitive, and it is even stranger for a big man like Cho Gyu-hyun to ask it.
"OPPA, what are you asking? You're a man!"
"yes, don't you have it yourself? ”
Cho Kyuhyun didn't think there was anything bad to say: "I don't have that figure, besides, how can I touch myself the same!"
"Whew!~~"
"Nineteen forbidden!"
In the end, the topic still had to end with Xu Xian: "I didn't get to that point, but I have seen him wearing a white shirt, and he is very handsome." The kind of white shirt without embellishment can be worn very dazzlingly. ”
"It's really an era of looking at faces!" Yin Zhongxin's face was full of grief and indignation.
After the blow, the show continued.
"Then go on, it's only three o'clock! tall, steady, sporty!"
"Knowledgeable, I admire him for that, he learned to be rich at a young age, and as people his age, we are really far apart. ”
"Is it the same age? Director Qi's mature style of behavior makes it easy to ignore his real age. Jin Jiula asked.
"Well, '90, it's my birthday at the end of August! ”
As soon as the words came out, the audience was silent for a short time, and then screamed, only Xu Xian was ignorant, not knowing what he said wrong.
Tenny and the two pushed Xu Xian angrily: "Ah, you really have a backer! It's not enough to warn us about your height once, and you also warn us about your age! When did you become so bad." ”
"You're hinting that your sisters don't deserve their age, don't move the idea of being a young man, right?"
"Ani, I'm just saying it casually, because Yoon's birthday is near. Xu Xian finally understood that they had misunderstood, and hurriedly explained.
"Then why don't you compare your birthday, you're not closer to him at the end of June. ”
Obviously, her explanation was too pale for anyone to believe, and Xu Xian, who was confused with his thoughts, also forgot what he thought at the time, and hung his head in annoyance to recall, while the audience laughed.
"Okay, don't embarrass Seo Hyun, it's just a slip of the tongue! Let's talk about the knowledge of the board of directors, which is really admirable! Now I'm a professor at Seoul National University, and it's an orthodox MBA, not a physical education teacher. ”
"I heard that it's a subject of elite molecular studies, and ordinary people really can't learn it. ”
"Can Xu Xian understand what Director Qi said in class?"
Xu Xian nodded obediently: "You can understand some!" But that's limited to the enlightenment class he gives to undergraduates, and it won't work if you go any deeper!"
After this branch is finished, of course, it is still Xu Xian who talks about Qi Zimo's shining point, and this time it is good that no one interrupts her again.
"He is very eloquent, his eyes are very bright, masculine, wise, elegant, open-minded, and humble. Xu Xian was like flipping through a dictionary, eager to press all the beautiful adjectives on Qi Zimo.
"Strong!" said Taeyeon this time.
"Chic!" said Pani.
"Young and golden!" said Taeyeon.
"Mighty and mighty!" said Pani.
"The world is invincible, the universe is the first. ”
"Invulnerability, self-esteem. ”
No one spoke, and Tyny's CP was openly singing a double reed, and Seo Hyun sneered and looked at the two of them funny.
"Ah, your boyfriend is the best, I can't describe him too much. ”
"That's it, you follow him to live and fly and gallop to the end of the world!"
In the end, Tyny's CP couldn't say any more, and stood up irritably and exploded.
"Hahaha!~~~"
The "anxious" performance of the two attracted everyone's laughter, Xu Xian's cheeks were flushed and he gently stroked the backs of the two Ernnies with his hand, and the two CPs pushed her away with "disgust", and they comforted each other, and finally ended the farce with their faces against each other.
"It seems that we can't continue to praise Director Qi, or you two Ernnies will go berserk. For the sake of their lives, let's talk about the last script arrangement, and then move on to the next topic. ”
"What part of Director Qi's body are you most satisfied with?"
There was an inexplicable sound of yin and yang strange coaxing from the audience.
Of course, Xu Xian would not answer according to the evil train of thought of the audience, she thought for a moment and replied, "Hand." ”
"Hands, at least on the face. Cho Kyuhyun was puzzled and surprised by the answer.
"His hands are large, his fingers are slender and warm, a bit like my father's hands, except that there are no wrinkles and calluses. ”
Girls like boys with big hands, and the feeling of wrapping them in their hands is very secure, and everyone has expressed their understanding.
Jin Jiula found a question from Xu Xian many times: "Xu Xian seems to have called Director Qi 'he' many times, doesn't he say honorifics now?"
"Not for him, but everyone else still uses honorifics. The first sentence caused fans to scream.
Xu Xian stabilized his emotions and continued: "Huaguo, like our country, although it is a country that pays attention to etiquette! But they are rarely confined to formalities, and courtesy and honorifics may be used on people who are not close to each other, and friends and relatives directly call each other by their names or endearments. As for not calling it 'OPPA' because...... He thinks that the term is too common in Korea, and as long as it is an older man who is slightly familiar, I will call him OPPA, so that he will call him ordinary. The more Xu Xian spoke, the quieter he became, and his heart was very weak.
"Haha!~~~"
"Director Qi is really possessive, and he even has to be the only one. ”
"And what do you usually call him, or is there any endearing name?"
Xu Xian hurriedly waved his hand: "No, it's just a name, and some of them are replaced by modal words like 'hey' and 'ah'." In the end, he fanned his face with both hands to cool down.
Jin Guozhen looked at the script in his hand and began to preside over the next session.
"Due to the strong protest of the other two guests, we ended this 'sweet' session early and moved on to the next 'spit on' session. Since it is love, there will be sweetness and quarrels. After talking about the good of the other party, we also have to point out the shortcomings of the other party. ”
The disadvantages are better than the advantages, and she has memorized a lot of Qi Zimo's defects, but it is a question whether something will happen if she says it like this.
Xu Xian asked uncertainly, "Do you have to say it?"
Yin Zhongxin replied magnificently: "I want to say, Xu Xian, you have to be tough, you can't be too weak when you fall in love." ”
"No, I'm worried I'm going to cut it all out. In the end, I said a lot of it, and not a single word passed the review. ”
This sentence is really a bit contemptible, and a sullen breath is held in Yin Zhongxin's chest, and he is uncomfortable to death. He slapped the table hard and wanted to say something hard, but after thinking about it again, he softened, and looked at the PD outside the venue with a smile on his face to ask for his opinion.
"I guess it's okay!"
After a long time, the voiceover outside the venue came, full of uncertainty, doubts, and entanglements.
But I still have to say it, Xu Xian sorted out his thoughts and restarted the topic.
"He's a little disgusted with being greasy and paying too much attention to his image. The first sentence grabbed everyone's attention.
"Is it greasy? Is it a no-brainer or an extension? is it a dislike for a greasy reaction like SUNNY's punches?"
But SUNNY Ernie definitely doesn't like that kind of coquettishness. ”
Seo Hyun followed his train of thought and thought that if SUNNY was coquettish to Qi Zimo, he would probably frown and look away from his gaze impatiently, which would be funny to think about.
"Hey, the girl has come back to her senses! I ask you a question, you are laughing at yourself here!Is it so sweet?" Xu Xian was embarrassed and looked at the two Ernies for support, but got disgusted eyes.
"He hates greasy food and doesn't like to touch sticky objects. ”
"Director Qi told you himself?"
"No, I found out myself! Once he invited us to dinner, and Ernie was there, that time. He went to the bathroom a few times on the way, and I started to think he had an upset stomach, but he went there for a short time and came back with wet hands. ”
"Frequent visits to the bathroom are not necessarily due to an upset stomach, it may be a bad kidney. Cho Gyu-hyun, who had not spoken for a long time, suddenly spoke in surprise, and everyone except him exclaimed.
"You really regard this episode as a parting again, right? Work so hard! Dare to say such things?"
"OPPA, you are bound to be trained when you go back to the company, and it is possible to be beaten. ”
Cho Gyu-hyun patted his head in remorse, sewed a zipper on his mouth with his hand, and pointed to Seo-hyun to tell her to continue talking.
"Later I found out that he just went to wash his hands because there was so much smoke in that barbecue environment that he felt slippery on his hands. ”
Xu Xian paused for a moment and added: "It's not because of bad health." ”
Everyone laughed, and their eyes were once again focused on Cho Gyu-hyun, who had been speechless before. He buried his head on the table and folded his hands to be spared.
"I can't stand the slightest slippery hand, and it seems that I care about my image very much. Jin Guozhen sighed.
"It's not because of this that he cares about his image, but because he pays too much attention to his appearance. It's still that dinner, because it's a very good Korean beef restaurant, and Ernie is a group of foodies. ”
"Ah, you're not a foodie! you're the best, and you're the best match for Director Qi. Tyny's CP finally couldn't stand it anymore, and choked Xu Xian at the right time.
"Okay, we're a bunch of foodies again!" Picking up a bunch of things, and finally the menu fell to the guest, he ordered a beef bibimbap, and asked the beef and rice to be separated, not mixed together. ”
"So you're saying that Director Qi is maintaining his generous image, and he doesn't want to spend more money, so he has to eat a little bit by himself, right? I don't know if Jin Jiula misunderstood or deliberately misinterpreted, and said a statement that was completely opposite to Xu Xian's original intention.
When Xu Xian heard this, he immediately stood up excitedly and waved his hand to deny it.
"No, no! He's not like that, he's very generous! We were invited to eat more than two million yuan, and we paid for it without blinking an eye, and what I said was true. ”
The four MCs froze in surprise, and they were surprised that it was not Xu Xian's explanation, but Xu Xian's anxious tone.
"That...... Let's just guess, don't worry! Sit down first, you look at me like this! I'm a little stressed, very nervous. Jin Jiula wiped the non-existent sweat from his forehead with his hand.
Xu Xian also knew that he was out of shape, and sat back obediently.
"Xu Xian is true love, just said that Director Qi is not good, and she immediately became anxious with you. ”
Jin Jiula said with a palpitating face: "Fortunately, there is only one girlhood in South Korea, Xu Xian, otherwise my old bones can't withstand such a toss the second time." You didn't see the look in her eyes, as if I had to die if I didn't admit her point of view, it scared me to death. ”
Yin Zhongxin laughed when he heard this: "Wrong, you should be glad that there is only one Qi director in the whole of South Korea." ”
Everyone was stunned for a moment and laughed in unison.