Chapter 105 Stage Direction?

Internet celebrity joker Jiang Xia made a meager haircut. Pen~Fun~Pavilion www.biquge.info()

As soon as I looked at the long and meager format, and then looked at the first few sentences, I knew that Jiang Xia was unhappy.

If you ask Jiang Xia what he likes to do most when he is unhappy?

Among the official meager fans of Gongshan Studio, at least two million can answer, and it must be scolding.

Knowing that Jiang Xia was in a bad mood, they were relieved, and they nodded with anticipation one by one, looking at it as respect. Of course, there is also an unreasonable group of people.

"I'm the couch!"

"The couch is me!"

"The rumored third floor!"

"Grab the landlord!"

"One Three ......"

"I can't afford it. ”

"The gang upstairs is really idle, a four-......"

"Over!"

, just provoked Jiang Xia, now I can bear it, right?"

"Poofha, I feel that in so many swearing, the last paragraph of eating instant noodles without seasoning packets, and the next **** is all animation, is it funny?"

"The editor scolded really hard this time! I looked at that topic, obviously someone wanted to fix Sister Shan, but she went to Jiang Xia, and she deserved to be scolded. ”

"Didn't Jiang Xia say that he was going to make his debut? Don't be kidding, I can't stand the joke. ”

"It's scolding again! These people are too, it's not good to mess with anyone, it's bad to mess with Jiang Xia, it's the last day of the year, and it's fun to start a scolding war again.

"That radio host is also funny, do you really think Jiang Xia doesn't listen to radio programs?

"Honestly, invisible wings are really good. When I volunteered last week, many children with physical disabilities listened to this song, and it really inspired a lot of power in their hearts. At this point, I really have to thank Jiang Xia for writing such a good song. ”

"Hei Jiangxia can do anything else, but Hei Jiangxia's works are not black at all, okay! At present, a total of eleven songs have been taken out, which song is of poor quality? It's not that I said, Peng Linjing is so powerful, if there is a song that Jiang Xia gave him, Gong Shan can't beat her at all, okay!"

"Sister Shan's singing skills are the best among the new generation, but if she really compares with Peng Linjing, she still has to be weaker. It all relied on Jiangxia's good songs to reach the current sales. Now these blackspots, it's actually Hei Jiangxia's works!"

"I don't care what Jiang Xia's character is, but I just like Jiang Xia's violent temper!

"There is no seasoning bag for instant noodles, laughing pee, hahahaha!"

"Among the curses of swearing, I feel that the curse of drinking cold water and ulcers is the worst!"

"The daughter who turned into a shemale is the most ruthless!"

……

It has been more than 20 days since Jiang Xia scolded last time, and that time he was picked up, and he took You Fangfei's mobile phone to fight back. After that, there were more than 20 days of lawsuits, and some lawsuits are still going on. There are still those who do not repent, and they can only really go to court, and there is still some time before the trial, and those lawyers are still busy.

Recently, Jiangxia has not scolded anyone, and there are few meager updates, and everyone is a little unaccustomed to it. Even if you send some jokes, it can be regarded as giving fans some benefits, what about the Internet celebrity jokers who say they are good?

The reason why there is the title of Internet celebrity joker is that the celebrity list was updated at a certain time and redefined for Jiang Xia.

In the fourth-tier stars, the remarks after the grumpy editor were changed to, "The official meager person in charge of Gongshan Studio, an Internet celebrity joker." ”

Since then, Jiang Xia has had another title, and even Jiang Xia himself doesn't know this.

It's not just the fans who pay attention to Jiang Xia, but also the sunspots, they heard that Jiang Xia had meager hair, and they vaguely had a bad feeling. As a meager water army group, they have not been scolded once or twice, but if you want to see Jiang Xia's scolding, you are really a little weak-hearted.

After all, that's a guy who is famous for swearing, what can't he say?

As expected, after reading it, these people were so angry that they were so angry. Jiang Xia's last curse was too ruthless.

Most of the people in the dry water army are part-time and have a unified organization. And the work is not absolutely done, after taking the task, there is also a division of labor. In the face of Jiang Xia, who has his own shortcomings, it is very easy to target, just attack at his shortcomings, and just amplify it.

Other celebrities must have black materials, each with its own division of labor, labeling, eliminating labels, affixing new labels, and eliminating new labels. After a few cycles, the star can be whitewashed, and the star can also be whitened.

Gongshan is difficult to be targeted, because there are few black materials, if the fake materials are blackened, don't take Gongshan's background seriously. Therefore, except for the previous self-blackening, Gongshan rarely has any black spots, which is not easy to target.

All the leaders of the navy army formulated strategies, and even the strategies formulated by the party that issued the task were also aimed at Jiang Xia.

There is a risk for Jiang Xia, and the biggest risk is that this child is different from ordinary stars. Other celebrities are afraid of black materials and stains, but he Jiangxia is not afraid.

has not yet debuted, it is full of stains, whether it is scolding or squailing in a prison cell, it is already an impossible experience for other stars, this is a model of self-abandonment, you scold him, he really dares to scold back.

The sailors are not stupid, they guessed that they might be scolded, and they were mentally prepared. But when I really saw the words being scolded, I was still angry.

Jiang Xia is not called scolding, it is called curse!

As a result, a new wave of Heijiangxia craze arrived, and the sailors broke out with great enthusiasm this time.

"Jiang Xia, do you know what it means to respect people?"

"With such a low-quality person, the General Administration didn't even ban it?

"Kneel and beg the General Administration to block it, people like Jiang Xia will always get out of the entertainment industry!"

"Jiang Xia, you are in a foreign prison and have been exposed, you are a big lady!"

"I don't even have the minimum morality of being a human being, so many people still pay attention to such a person?

"Gong Shan will be ruined by Jiang Xia sooner or later!"

……

The storm really came a little more violently, and the new topic was quickly brushed up by these people, and it was not a new topic, it was an old topic, and there was a topic before "Jiangxia get out of the entertainment industry". Now that it has been topped up again, Jiangxia is once again on the spot.

The media is also very happy, they are happy when there is news, even if they don't deal with Jiang Xia, but when they see the news that Jiang Xia was hacked, of course, they have to stab them by the way.

There was a lot of noise on the Internet, and Jiang Xia was already refreshed and returned to the state of a dead dog after sending a meager post, and he was too lazy to care about the situation after that.

He likes to stir up topics and never pays attention to follow-up topics. There is a feeling of "after I die, who cares about the flood", which can be specifically "after I am cool, who cares about the monstrous public opinion".

Zhang Pengpeng watched Jiang Xia, who was like a god possessing a dragon, instantly changed back to the state of a dead dog, and the change was so fast that he definitely had to fight with Sun Wukong.

"I'm definitely not surprised that you're emitting a puff of white smoke right now. Jiang Xia, aren't you really a goblin who has turned into a human?" Zhang Pengpeng asked Jiang Xia.

Jiang Xia said: "If I want to be a goblin, I will definitely ooxx you first!"

"You owe it again, right?" Zhang Pengpeng gestured to cut him, but he didn't really cut it.

Jiang Xia didn't have any frightened reactions, just lying like a dead dog, Zhang Peng retracted his arm unhappily and said: "If you sing a song once, it will become like this, and you won't record albums at all in the future." ”

"You sing and dance all day long?" Jiang Xia said angrily.

Zhang Pengpeng shook his head and said, "Go rest by yourself, let's continue tomorrow." ”

Jiang Xia waved his hand and went back to his room. I really didn't want to do anything more, so I lay down and fell asleep.

When I woke up, there were more than 20 missed calls on the mobile phone, either You Fangfei or Gong Shan, and the two of them seemed to be in a hurry, calling one phone call at a time.

Jiang Xia's phone was charging next to him, and he also called on mute, otherwise he would have been annoyed and woken up.

Before he could fully wake up, the phone lit up again, and it was Gong Shan calling again.

"What are you doing?" Jiang Xia's voice was a little hoarse.

Gong Shan was originally quite anxious, but when he heard Jiang Xia's voice, he was startled, and asked with concern, "What's the matter with you, why is your voice hoarse?"

"Just woke up and went to sleep. What's going on with you and Sister Fang Fei, you've made dozens of phone calls. Jiang Xia asked with a yawn.

Gong Shan asked, "Dressed, right?" ”

"Huh?"

Jiang Xia was confused, a little confused, and then heard a knock on the door.

Wearing slippers to open the door, outside the door, Gong Shan and You Fangfei were standing outside the door, looking like they had been waiting for a long time. Waiting for Jiang Xia to open the door, he walked in directly without being polite at all.

You Fangfei turned on the light in the room, scanned around and found no place to sit, so she could only sit on the chair in front of the computer desk. Gong Shan sat on the edge of the bed, not treating himself as an outsider at all.

"Why did you two come to me?" Jiang Xia poured a glass of water and drank it himself.

Gong Shan smiled and asked, "Just pour yourself water to drink, what about the two of us?"

"Pour it yourself!"

Jiang Xia spoke, sat on the bed, didn't care that Gong Shan was next to him, and with a turn of his legs, the whole person was already lying on the bed.

Gong Shan turned around and took Jiang Xia's hand and said, "You get up for me, I have something to discuss with you!"

"If there is something, I will talk about it, and it is not that I can't say anything when I lie down. By the way, my main task now is to record an album, and I have the right to refuse your business. Jiang Xia said proudly.

You Fangfei held up her mobile phone and said in a charming tone: "Jiang Xia, this time is really a good thing." ”

"What are you trying to do with this tone?" Jiang Xia couldn't stand You Fangfei's tone a little.

is originally a bewitching beauty, and then she speaks in this tone, and the place where she speaks is still in front of the bed. If Jiang Xia hadn't had strong willpower, he might have been embarrassed.

Gong Shan twisted Jiang Xia again and said, "What do you think, tell you the right thing." ”

"Say!" Jiang Xia hugged the pillow and tried to support his head.

You Fangfei opened her mouth and said, "Can you do the work of stage director?"

"What do you mean?" Jiang Xia didn't understand what he meant.

You Fangfei explained: "CCTV wants us to make the show out by ourselves, preferably in line with the theme of the song, and they think that you are the original creator, and the MV is also filmed by you, you should know more about your own work, and want you to help with the stage direction." Make our songs a little better. ”

"Huh. Jiang Xia pulled a smile that didn't smile.

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