Underworld.

Drunken city.

"To three. ”

Black Impermanence and White Impermanence are fighting the landlord with two people, Bai Impermanence looked at the only five cards left in his hand - "34567", he could only shake his head helplessly, and said: "I can't afford it." ”

"King fried. Black Impermanence said, "I have made a report." ”

Bai Impermanence angrily threw the cards on the table, and said angrily: "You are all the king of the explosion, and you have to report a fart order." ”

"Rules, rules, it's rules know no. Black Impermanence said.

At this moment, a small sign on the two of them flashed, and Black and White Impermanence said, "Let's go, someone is dead again, and I have to go to work." ”

Bai Wuchang nodded, and the two of them disappeared into the room.

That's right, this is the underworld, that is, the daily life of the staff of the underworld.

If you have something to do, you have nothing to do is to play cards every day, be in a daze, chat, and have a barren entertainment life.

But the underworld is not as gloomy and terrifying as imagined, but it is not much different from the human world.

People have longevity, and when they end their lives, they will die as ghosts.

Ghosts have yin longevity, and yin longevity is reincarnated as a human being.

Therefore, the underworld is actually the opposite of another yang world.

After everyone dies, they first turn into ghosts, and then reincarnate in the underworld for a lifetime, and then reincarnate again to go to the yang world.

It's just that compared with the yang world, the underworld is a little behind......

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"Who invited this actor?"

In the filming studio of a well-known crew, a famous director was looking at a naked actor and cursing loudly: "If you want to be in shape, you want to be good-looking, and most importantly, there is such a big mole on your chest!"

"Whoever invited the actor, don't come to work in the future!"

After the director lost his temper, the actor was naturally invited out "friendly", of course, there is no need to think about the salary, and even the box lunch may not be available.

This actor who was scolded by the director is Lin Zheng.

Lin Zheng graduated from a well-known film school, but because his appearance was not particularly outstanding, and he had no money for plastic surgery, he became a dragon actor after graduation and lived a precarious life.

It's not that he can't change to other jobs, it's just that Lin Zheng has always liked the profession of actor since he was a child, and his favorite movie is Xing Ye's "The King of Comedy", so even if he is blinded and abused, Lin Zheng has always insisted on the job he loves.

If you are an ordinary person, I am afraid that you are forced to change careers because of family pressure, but Lin Zheng is different, Lin Zheng's parents died in an accident as early as when Lin Zheng was more than ten years old.

Lin Zheng also relied on that compensation to be able to complete his studies.

As for those relatives in the family, they have long been unable to get along with each other because of various contradictions.

Seeing that the rent was about to be paid, Lin Zheng, who was shy in his pocket, could only choose one job with the most money, that is, a naked replacement.

But how could Lin Zheng have thought that in the end, except for being scolded by the director, he couldn't even get a boxed lunch......

So when the scorching sun was in the sky at noon, Lin was lying on a chair on the side of the road, and he only felt that his heart was cold.

One word, sorrowful!

Just when Lin Zheng's eyes were sad after all, he didn't notice that at the intersection not far away, a large truck with failed brakes had already rushed straight towards him......

By the time Lin Zheng sensed that something was wrong, the shadow of the truck had already enveloped him tightly......

"Go to Nima for a big watermelon ......"

"This is really getting shot while lying down......"

"Lao Tzu hasn't become a big star yet...... How can you just die so aggrieved......"

After these three thoughts flashed in his mind, Lin Zheng felt a sharp pain all over his body, and then lost consciousness......

I don't know how long it took, Lin Zheng felt as if he had returned to his mother's womb, and he was warm all around, very comfortable and warm......

Lin Zheng finally regained consciousness in a daze, but he couldn't open his eyes no matter what.

"Am I not dead?"

"It's impossible, such a big truck crashed over, it is estimated that my body will be turned into a meatloaf, if I want to survive, I have to book the world's first wonder!"

After thinking about it like this, and I don't know how long it took, Lin Zheng finally opened his eyes.

Everywhere in the eye was a desolation, there was no building that allowed Lin Zheng to discern where he was, even the sky was gray.

"Where is this? Did I cross over?" Lin Zheng rubbed his swollen and aching head and got up from the ground, then chose a direction and began to explore this new world with his steps.

"Arms are still arms, legs are still legs, nothing less, it seems that I am not dead, I have really crossed over!"

As the headache subsided, Lin Zheng finally determined that he had not been harmed in any way, and he was still alive!

"I just don't know what kind of world I've crossed into!"

"Is it Dou Breaking the Firmament, or is it Douluo Continent? Demon Laws are also fine......" Lin Zheng is also a senior online novel lover, and he has read a lot of time-traveling novels before, so he can't help but have more expectations for his future.

After all, everything I experienced on the earth before was miserable enough, and no matter how miserable it is now, it should not be as miserable as it was then, right?

But suddenly, Lin Zheng thought of something again, and his face changed in an instant.

"Oh my God, looking at this environment, it doesn't look like you've traveled to some good place......"

The unchanged scenery in front of him made Lin Zheng's heart sink to the bottom of the sea in an instant.

"Don't travel to any terrifying world......"

Thinking of this, Lin Zheng suddenly felt excited, only to feel that there was a cool breeze blowing behind him......

"No, no, I'm just an eighteen-year-old kid, I shouldn't have to bear all this......"

Just when Lin Zheng was chattering, he suddenly felt a hand on his shoulder, which scared Lin Zheng, and it was called a dead soul.

"You wandering ghost, you haven't reincarnated yet, what are you going to wander around here!"

Lin Zheng turned around and looked, this nose, this eyes, this dress, not black and white impermanence, who is it!

"Go to Nima for a big watermelon, I'm not crossing, I'm dead?" Lin Zheng's heart suddenly fell to the bottom.

At this time, Hei Wuchang looked at Lin Zheng and suddenly sighed, and said, "Look at your face, you are not a person who died early, how can you appear here?"

Lin Zheng rolled his eyes when he heard this, and said, "Big brother, aren't you talking nonsense, I must have died to appear here!"

"Name, gender, age!" Bai Wuchang asked as he looked at Lin Zheng expressionlessly.

"Lin Zheng, 24!" Lin Zheng said angrily: "As for gender, big brother, you won't see it yourself." ”

Anyway, death is dead, and Lin Zheng doesn't have to be afraid of anything.

"I found out, Lin Zheng, Yangshou should have 96, and he died early because of an accident...... "Hei Wuchang said to Bai Wuchang.

After hearing Hei Wuchang's words, Lin Zheng hurriedly asked: "What do you mean, I should be able to live to be 96 years old, since it was an accident, can I return to the yang?"

"Return to Yang?" Hei Wuchang said with a contemptuous face: "What kind of famous scenic spot are you in the underworld, come and go as you want!"

"Since he is dead, it is impossible to return to the yang!"

When Lin Zheng heard this, he suddenly lost his temper and said, "Then why are you asking so much, it's not all the same thing!"

"Your yang life is not over, so after death, the yin life will be extended, and after the yin life is over, you can also be reincarnated into a good family, what, depending on what you mean, do you need such preferential treatment?" Hei Wuchang said.

Lin Zheng understands what Yin Shou Yang Shou is, the only thing he understands is that he can be reincarnated into a good family in the future, maybe he will be a rich second generation who does not worry about eating and drinking in the next life, so he immediately changed his smile and said respectfully: "Big Brother Hei, don't take it to heart, I'm just joking with you!"

Black and White Impermanence snorted coldly at the same time, and then Bai Impermanence said, "Come with me, go through the registration procedures." ”

"Okay, okay......"

As soon as Lin Zheng finished speaking, he saw that in the sky in front of him, there was a fireball in his eyes that was getting bigger and bigger......

There was no time to make people think, this huge fireball had already smashed into Lin Zheng and Black and White Impermanence......

"I'll go to Nima for a big watermelon, I'm dead, come back!"

This was Lin Zheng's last thought.

"Ding, superstar system, binding successful!"

This was the last voice Lin Zheng heard.