Zhou Wudie turned his head to stare at Li Xiaoqiang and said with a charming smile: "You're so smart, then you have to wash up and prepare to be insulted by me, I'm very cruel." ”

Li Xiaoqiang took a cigarette in his mouth and walked towards the living room and said, "Fortunately, it's me Li Xiaoqiang who knows you, if you change to someone else, I'm afraid I will be scared by your commotion." ”

Not long after, in the restaurant, there were only Li Xiaoqiang and Zhou Wudie, at the moment at the table, Li Xiaoqiang and Zhou Wudie sat opposite each other, Zhou Wudie picked up the red wine, stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said: "My respected Mr. Li, come, mourn the family to give you a glass." ”

Li Xiaoqiang touched the void and said with a smile: "Okay, then I will allow it." ”

Next, the two happily finished dinner, of course, dining is a very pleasant thing, and the next thing is even more pleasant, Li Xiaoqiang can be regarded as experiencing Zhou Wudie's madness, fortunately, he has been mentally prepared.

The next day, the floor-to-ceiling windows let in the hazy sunlight, the sun shone on Li Xiaoqiang's body, Li Xiaoqiang opened his eyes, and saw Emperor Zhou Wu lying on his chest, so he gently lowered her head, and then quietly walked out of the room.

Li Xiaoqiang walked to the living room, stood on the balcony, and lit a cigarette.

Get up with a cigarette and race over the living immortals, cool!

Immediately, Li Xiaoqiang wrote down with a note: Concubine Ai's performance last night was excellent, and I was very satisfied, so I gave Concubine Ai a holiday today, and I was pregnant with national affairs, so I had to deal with official documents.

When Emperor Wu of Zhou got up and saw this note, he stomped his feet angrily and said, "This guy, the old lady wants to slip away when he sleeps?" Hmph, I won't come to you until Zhuo Mayi wakes up to settle accounts." ”

Li Xiaoqiang had just gotten out of the car outside his courtyard, and saw Long San squatting on the flower platform outside, with a cigarette in his mouth, smoking non-stop, and at his feet, a large number of cigarette butts.

Li Xiaoqiang was speechless when he saw Long San, an old smoking gun, because he had lung cancer from smoking, and this guy still didn't have a number of cigarettes now.

Such frequent smoking must have a great impact on the body.

When Long San saw Li Xiaoqiang, he hurriedly ran towards Li Xiaoqiang, he ran to Li Xiaoqiang's side, revealing his black and yellow teeth, and said with a lewd smile: "Chairman, you are finally back, I waited so hard for you." ”

Li Xiaoqiang stretched out his finger.

Long San hurriedly handed Li Xiaoqiang a cigarette, Li Xiaoqiang held it in his mouth, and Long San lit a cigarette for him.

Li Xiaoqiang sat on the flower platform and said, "Why are you looking at me and not smoking?"

Without saying a word, Long San immediately lit a cigarette, and then, after taking a deep breath, a cigarette burned a third.

So two big men, sitting on the flower stand, you and I took a deep puff of cigarettes.

After the two of them smoked the cigarettes, Li Xiaoqiang turned his head to stare at Long San and said, "I said Long San, if I don't come back this time and you die, what do you think of me?"

Long San spat a puddle of saliva on his palms, then touched his middle hair and said, "Chairman, if you don't see me, you will definitely cry and make a fuss." ”

Li Xiaoqiang slapped Long San's head and said, "If you say wool, Lao Tzu will definitely dig your grave." ”

"Uh......"

Long San grinned and said, "Chairman, don't be so cruel to me, right?"

Li Xiaoqiang nodded and said: "You have to be ruthless, if this is the case, I will definitely dig your grave, and then pee on your corpse, and I will on you if you don't wake up." ”

When Long San heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, a whole warm current flowed through his heart.

A real good brother, any promises are useless, simple and crude actions, the most direct.

Long San stretched out his hand, patted Li Xiaoqiang's shoulder and said, "Chairman, in this life, I Long San owes you a favor, even if I use my life to pay it back, I can't pay it back." ”

"Don't say sensational words, although you look very ugly, you have a very good appetite for Lao Tzu, so I, Li Xiaoqiang, treat you as a brother, since you are a brother, just put that love here, don't say it. Li Xiaoqiang said this and hammered his chest.

Long San raised his head, looked up at the blue sky and said, "When I was born, I must have eaten a lump of dog-, otherwise, there would be no such dog-luck." ”

Li Xiaoqiang slapped Long San's head again and said, "You turtle son, what do you mean, Lao Tzu is a shit." ”

Long San cracked his withered yellow teeth, pointed to his teeth and said, "Yes, like this, yellow-." ”

When Long San said this, he stood up directly and ran into the distance.

Li Xiaoqiang stood up, pointed at Long San and said, "Don't run if you have a kind, I promise not to kill you." ”

"Come on, come on, beg to be beaten, I seem to be beaten, my skin is so itchy, Oumaiga......"

Since Ryuzo kept walking backwards, he didn't see a banana peel on the ground.

His foot stepped on the banana peel in an instant.

As a result, his ass had an intimate kiss with the ground, and this kiss was so affectionate, so soul-seeking, and so haunting!

"Whew!"

Long San straightened his neck, his face hideous.

Li Xiaoqiang sighed and said: "People like you are cheap, you see, people who commit cheap people die miserably in the end." ”

After a long time, Long San finally got up from the ground, his hands, rubbing his ass constantly.

When he sat down just now, he felt that his buttocks were blooming, but fortunately they didn't bloom now, otherwise, they would really turn into a delicate wild chrysanthemum.

Li Xiaoqiang also stared at Long San and said, "Let's go, now I'll treat you and get in the car with me." ”

Immediately, the two drove a car to the abandoned factory outside Jinnan City, which was the place where Li Xiaoqiang once bought it to raise vampires.

At the moment, outside the abandoned factory, those weeds are very luxuriant.

It's just that the abandoned factory building exudes the power and beauty of industrial civilization.

Long San turned his head to stare at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Chairman, why did you bring me here for treatment? I'm very pure, although I'm very lewd, but that's for women, I'm not used to talking to men." ”

Li Xiaoqiang kicked Long San's ass and said: "You are like a jb, even a fucking bitch doesn't want to mate with you, the guy born must be an old monster in the deep mountains, don't you be disgusted Lao Tzu, can you? ”

Long San said with a smile: "You can kick anywhere, but my balls can't be kicked, this is the fertile soil for me to take root and sprout." ”

Li Xiaoqiang took a cigarette in his mouth, walked inside, and said: "Now that I am more and more cultured, it seems that the sentence is very right, a man has experienced a lot, and it becomes a book of his own." ”

Long San vigorously pointed at the obscene middle traitor and said: "Yes, yes, yes, my goal for Long San is to become a yellow book." ”

For this kind of person like Long San who fell into hell, Li Xiaoqiang didn't want to pull him at all, because he enjoyed the life of hell very much, and heaven was torment for him.

Li Xiaoqiang shook his head helplessly and said: "You have advanced lung cancer now, and you will definitely die, so if I want to save you, I will definitely make me pay a heavy price, I am afraid that the movement will be too big, so I came to this remote area." ”

Long San's expression hurriedly said: "Chairman, if the consequences are too strict, don't save me, I, Long San, will be a pariah." ”

Li Xiaoqiang ignored Li Xiaoqiang and said: "For you to be a pariah, for me Li Xiaoqiang, it is the life of a brother." ”

Ryusan was silent, he didn't speak.

When the two of them just walked inside, suddenly, from the inside of the factory, a figure flashed in an instant.

The man, dressed in tight leather and with loose curly hair, had eyes that turned blood-red.

When Li Xiaoqiang saw this vampire, he was slightly stunned, this was the first woman Li Xiaoqiang became a vampire and bitten, and later she was captured by the elders of Western vampires, and then taken away by Zhou Wudie.

Li Xiaoqiang didn't see her, he almost forgot about it.

She walked up to Li Xiaoqiang, knelt down in front of Li Xiaoqiang and said, "My lord, you are finally back." ”

Li Xiaoqiang took a deep breath and said, "Get up, you haven't died after such a big catastrophe, it seems that you do have a fate with me." ”

Li Xiaoqiang said, he stretched out his hand and stroked her face, her breath was very cold, but it was full of a different kind of beauty.

Immediately, Li Xiaoqiang asked this vampire to guard them, and he took Long San and walked out of the factory.

I saw that inside the factory, those exhaust pipes were criss-crossed, and countless arm-thick iron chains were also hanging on them.

A lot of rats, swimming on the exhaust pipe, made a chirping sound.

This reminded Li Xiaoqiang of his gold-devouring rat.

This kind of factory building, which is the architectural style of the 70s, is the best place to shoot movies or music videos.

Li Xiaoqiang stared at Long San and said, "You take off your shirt now." ”

Long San also took off his clothes.

He stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Chairman, if it's really dangerous, don't save me." ”

"Don't talk nonsense, sit down with your legs crossed. Li Xiaoqiang stared at Long Sandao.

Long San is Li Xiaoqiang's brother, it is impossible for him to watch him die, this time Li Xiaoqiang saved Long San, if there is no danger, it is definitely impossible.

Long San's numerology is already dead, Li Xiaoqiang wants to live him, and he must modify the numerology.

Modifying numerology will damage Li Xiaoqiang's own lifespan, and even involve his life.

Fortunately, Li Xiaoqiang has the Xuanfo beads, and he found a secret method to modify numerology in the Xuanfo beads.

If Li Xiaoqiang wants to save Long San, he wants his soul to go to hell, negotiate or tamper with his life and death book.

If Li Xiaoqiang's soul can come back, then he will be safe, and if he can't come back, Li Xiaoqiang will die.

Li Xiaoqiang has never done this kind of thing, so he is very nervous, he doesn't know if he can succeed, but the chance is absolutely slim.

Long San stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Chairman, what do I need to do?"

Li Xiaoqiang bit his finger and drew runes on Long San's chest: "Wait a minute, I will use secret methods to make us all die, and then the black and white demons of the underworld will come and take away our souls, so we have to go to hell for a trip." ”

"Holy, dangerous. "Long San is not only a tomb robber, he is also a ghost hunter, so he knows how dangerous Li Xiaoqiang's method of play is-8979+d6su9h+10238703->