Chapter 153: The Joke of the King of the Realm (Part II)

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"Hello!" At this time, a voice came into the ears of Feng Zi and Sun Wukong, and the two looked over in unison.

A monkey? That's right! It wasn't a human who made the noise, it was a very cunning-looking monkey. Feng Zi frowned, Sun Wukong scratched his head, and both of them were confused, could it be that the so-called Realm King is just a monkey? No, Feng Zi immediately noticed that the name displayed on the top of the monkey's head was Barbrus, not the Realm King, but the rank was very different from his image, and Feng Zi was a little surprised that this monkey who didn't look very good also had level 125.

The monkey was chirping while eating a banana, and Sun Wukong asked Feng Zi, "What is it talking about?"

"Maybe the bananas are delicious, please eat them too!" Feng Zi explained slowly, after speaking, ignoring what Sun Wukong thought, he actually walked in front of the monkey, snatched the banana from his hand, and then stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed it in a big gulp.

......The monkey jumped up and down, and when he saw that his banana was snatched away by outsiders, his face immediately turned red with anger and he continued to make noise.

Feng Zi finished eating the banana, threw the banana peel aside, and glanced at the monkey that still didn't stop, and the lewd light flashed in his eyes, which startled the monkey. Feng Zi smiled evilly and said to Sun Wukong: "Wukong, I'm hungry, why don't you stew this monkey and eat it!"

"......" Sun Wukong was speechless for a while, he didn't expect that Feng Zi was actually paying attention to this monkey and completely forgot the purpose of coming here.

The monkey seemed to understand human nature, and understood what Feng Zi was saying, so he stopped making noise, but hid to the side, looking at Feng Zi's eyes full of hostility.

"Don't think that if you run away, I won't eat you!" Feng Zi has been running in the snake road for two months, and he has hardly eaten a day, he is different from Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong is a dead man, and he is a living man, so he is very likely to be starved to death, and he can hold on until now, and thanks to the snake queen, the food she snatched from her, and she saved food and reduced consumption along the way to live.

A touch of saliva flowed from the corners of Feng Zi's mouth, and a bright light burst out from his eyes, and he pounced on the poor monkey like a madman.

The monkey was startled by this neurological human, and the fluff on his whole body exploded in an instant, and he fled to the tree at a rapid speed.

"Stop, what are you doing?" A soft-sounding voice came into the ears of Feng Zi and Sun Wukong, Feng Zi stopped chasing the monkey, and his eyes stared, looking at the person together with Sun Wukong's gaze.

The person who came came over with a quiet stroll, and Feng Zi and Sun Wukong looked at the appearance of the person suspiciously. This is Feng Zi's first feeling after seeing the visitor, and then the clothes of the person who came, so vulgar! This is Feng Zi's second feeling. If you go down and admire it, it is the appearance of the person who came, with a bread face and a pair of sunglasses with small frames, which makes Feng Zi feel... It's so ugly! But there is one thing that made Feng Zi and Sun Wukong determine the identity of the person who came for the first time, that is, the eye-catching words "King of the World" on the clothes.

"You are the King of the Realm?" Feng Zi asked with great confidence, although he could see at a glance that the name of the King of the Realm was indeed displayed on his head, but the level was even weaker than that monkey, how could such a guy be powerful?

Hearing Feng Zi's question, the Realm King nodded, pretending to be tall, and said in a deep voice: "I am the Realm King who maintains the order of the universe, cough... By the way, what's the matter with you?"

Feng Zi and Sun Wukong glanced at each other, and a thought popped up in their hearts at the same time: "This guy is not as strong as he imagined!"

Feng Zi didn't speak, Sun Wukong had to repeat what he had said to King Yama again, and the King of the Realm just let out a faint "oh" after hearing it, and didn't say anything.

"Do you want to cultivate with me and then become stronger?" the Realm King's gaze swept at Feng Zi and Sun Wukong, and asked slowly.

The two nodded, and the king of the realm smiled "hehe", and said boredly: "In that case, as long as the two of you can tell a joke to amuse me, I will reluctantly let you stay here!"

"Tell a joke?" After Feng Zi and Sun Wukong exclaimed, they never dreamed that there would be someone who would be so tested, which was unexpected by them, not to mention that neither of them was the material for telling jokes.

"Yes. The King of the Realm nodded, then lowered his face and looked at the two of them without smiling.

Silence, silence! Sun Wukong and Feng Zi stared at each other, not knowing what to say in order to amuse this inexplicable realm king.

Sun Wukong looked at the king of the realm and said tentatively: "Once upon a time, there was a person who had no hands, no feet, no ...... He only had one head left, why did he have a mouth and eyes? Because the mouth and eyes grew on the head. ”

"Flutter... Hahaha!" the King of the Realm actually laughed, and laughed heartily. Feng Zi was stunned there, is it really funny?

After the king of the world had laughed enough, he said to Sun Wukong appreciatively: "Very good, as the strongest joke teller in the universe, I like people like you who have a talent for telling jokes, so you can stay here!"

Sun Wukong hurriedly said to Feng Zi: "Great, Feng Zi, we can stay here and cultivate!"

"No, you're wrong!" The King of the Realm interrupted Sun Wukong at this time, looked at Feng Zi on the side, and said solemnly: "He can stay here, but you can't." You can't stay because you haven't said a joke that will make me laugh even more than you just did because you can think of a joke that will make me laugh even more than I just did!"

Feng Zi began to get annoyed, his face became ugly, he felt like a monkey who had been tricked, this king of the bullshit world actually made him tell jokes.

"Damn, if you don't want to be beaten down by me, just disappear in front of me!" Feng Zi said angrily, his fists clenched into a "crunch, crunch" sound.

The King of the Realm was slightly stunned, pointed his finger at himself, and said in disbelief: "You mean, you want to beat me down?"

"That's right, I'm about to restrain Yu Wang, who wants to knock you down with one punch, and let me tell a joke......" Before Feng Zi finished speaking, he saw the King of the Realm kneeling on the ground, the muscles of his face twitched, and then a series of wild laughter of "hahahaha" broke out from his mouth, as if he heard the funniest joke in the world, and he was so happy that he couldn't breathe.

Feng Zi was dumbfounded, looked at the realm king who was laughing almost without oxygen on the ground, and asked Sun Wukong, who was also unknown, "What's wrong with him?" Sun Wukong shook his head, the two of them were inexplicable, and they couldn't understand what was funny.

"It's so funny...... Hahahaha...... He actually said that he wanted to...... Beat down.... As the King of the Realm... of me...... Hahahaha!" The King of the Realm burst into laughter, as if he had had suffered a stroke.