Chapter Seventy-One: Find an Instructor
The young man stood in the bathhouse, looking at the third uncle who was rubbing his ashes, and couldn't help but feel a little disgusted, "I said that there is no woman in such a big military region as you, let you rub the old thing for me, you are not ashamed, I am ashamed."
"Hey, you kid is really picky" The third uncle didn't raise his head, and continued to squat on the ground and rub it, "I still want a woman, it seems that you kid has done a lot of this kind of thing, believe it or not, I told your mother... Oh, by the way, you're not afraid of your mom, then I'll tell your dad."
The young man was full of black lines, flipped the switch, and the water rushed down, looking at the third uncle's almost slippery buttocks, he couldn't help laughing
Outside the bathhouse, the commander of the second battalion stood there, listening to the laughter coming from time to time inside, and couldn't help but have a big head: "This kid almost caused a big mess in the female soldier's dormitory last year, and he was blind in the tank the year before last, and as a result, he blew up half of the shooting range, I don't know what kind of mess he can cause this year."
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"Boy, what reward do you want" The third uncle lay on the table of the barbecue stall on the roadside, looked at the young man who was jerking off the strings opposite, and asked suspiciously
The young man put down the skewers in his hand, took a sip of beer, and sat there solemnly, "Report to the chief, I just want a great instructor"
"Come on, you" The third uncle looked at the young man's serious appearance, and couldn't help but laugh a little dumbly, "You fucking bombed half of the infantry range with a tank for Lao Tzu the year before last, and last year you fucking in the dormitory of female soldiers, and said that it was his mother's instructor who asked you to do it, but people were almost broken by those female soldiers, with these things, who would dare to be an instructor for you" The third uncle raised his wine glass and drank it in a big gulp
The young man stood up and saluted, "I don't care, anyway, you promised me, as long as you don't violate the rules and principles, you will do it for me"
The third uncle frowned, "Didn't I tell you, don't salute the military before you officially become a soldier, and besides, I really don't have the right person to be an instructor for you."
The commander of the second battalion, who was grilling and barbecue, pricked up his ears and listened, and suddenly a person appeared in his head, "Commander, I should have a suitable one here."
The third uncle looked at the second battalion commander and couldn't help but remind, "You know, just forget about ordinary soldiers, you grew up in the army since you were a child, you look at him as a child, in fact, he would have known that kind of ordinary soldiers."
"Don't worry, regiment commander, this person was brushed down from the reserve of that unit last year, and now he is driving a big card" The second battalion commander shook the fat meat roasted in his hand
"Oh, the top troops?"
The second battalion commander nodded
The third uncle looked at the second battalion commander with some annoyance, "Then why didn't you fucking say it earlier, I said it earlier, I dug it up earlier, and there is more than enough success and more failure!"
The second battalion commander smiled bitterly, "Didn't you want to surprise the regiment commander, and that kid was brushed off because of a little physical defect, this thing is not a problem for us, I will go and get him back tomorrow and put it in front of you"
The third uncle nodded with satisfaction, drank the remaining beer in the cup, "The kid is gone"
After waiting for a long time without movement, I looked back and fell asleep proudly on the table
The third uncle couldn't help but want to laugh a little, looking at the two empty beer bottles in front of Aoran, he, who was an uncle, didn't pay attention
The third uncle threw his wallet to the second battalion commander, gently hugged it and went back proudly
Early the next morning, he proudly held his head and looked around, "Isn't this the third uncle's house, I was drunk last night?
At this time, a woman walked in and looked at her proudly with kindness, "Okay, your kid is poor, wake up and go down quickly, your third uncle is waiting below."
looked at the woman with a proud smile, and blinked mischievously, "I know the third aunt, how the third aunt takes care of it, and the skin is still so white"
The third aunt lightly nodded on Aoran's head, "You kid, your mouth is still so sweet, okay, go down quickly, don't let your third uncle wait in a hurry"
"I know the third aunt" proudly jumped out of bed, picked up her pants and ran out
"Be careful of the stairs" the third aunt reminded with a smile, looked at the messy bed, and shook her head gently