115: Elegant and secluded to inquire about He Dacai, the vulgar is unbearable to burn the sky
115: Elegant and secluded to inquire about He Dacai, the vulgar is unbearable to burn the sky
After the sky was wild, Zhuo Jun and the three of them continued to talk and laugh nonsense around the campfire by the river. Zhuo Junyi and Liu Yanxiao both agreed with Gautama to change his name to Qiao Daxia, and Gautama, who was originally just a joke, really recognized the new name of Qiao Daxia at the insistence of Zhuo Junyi and the others.
In the midst of the unscrupulous banter and laughter, Zhuo Junyi and Liu Yanxiao also had a deeper understanding of Gautama, although he was not very gentle and courteous, but he was quite approachable and easy to get along with. And he always likes to speak with a little hazy metaphorical Zen, which is not only interesting, but sometimes it is worth pondering. Therefore, Zhuo Jun and the two quickly recognized Gautama.
Before you know it, the heavy dark clouds in the sky disperse, the sparse starry sky is lonely and far away, and the faint starlight is sprinkled all over the earth. Zhuo Junyi looked at Gautama at this time and said:
"Our ten-step man is going to take office, Qiao Daxia, you ......"
"It's okay, I'll stay here and wait for you. ”
"Wouldn't it be too dangerous for you to be alone?" Liu Yanxiao was a little worried.
"Don't worry, I'm a Qiao hero now. I haven't been in any situation on another planet before, so now it's all right, as long as you remember to come back and pick me up. Gautama said, then clenched his fists and puffed out his arms, flexing his muscles.
I have to say that Gautama is tall, strong, and with copper-brown skin, he still looks very powerful. It's just that although he has greatly improved his physical fitness, he still hasn't undergone a qualitative change, so he can't leave the surface of the planet and go directly into outer space.
"Don't worry, Qiao Daxia, once we succeed in taking office, we will come back to you immediately. As soon as Zhuo Jun finished speaking, he and Liu Yan glanced at each other. The two of them had their hearts in mind, and each ran over to pick up a stone tablet, and then rushed up into outer space.
The eight words "chivalrous in the world" and "martial arts to stop fighting" are a bit interesting, but these two stone tablets are not suitable here. So Zhuo Jun and the others decided to push them back into outer space and let them revolve around the planet.
Due to the light reflected by the stars, this outer space showed a dark and misty color, coupled with some space equipment, small spaceships, and cosmic pumice stones of other civilizations floating by at a rapid pace from time to time, Zhuo Junyi and Liu Yanxiao suddenly had a dreamy and miserable feeling.
Seeing the two stone tablets in front of him rolling forward rapidly on a fixed track, soon getting smaller and smaller and completely invisible, Zhuo Jun opened his mouth and said:
"Remember what the name of this planet is?"
"We originally named it Bashenggan, and according to the coordinates provided by Drunken Yinsha, the four warships of Mingtang Pavilion were all hidden on the back of Xiniu Hezhou, that is, the back of the planet on our left. Liu Yan replied with a smile.
"It turns out that on the planet next door, we are ten steps away from the clothes man, and we are also in office. Zhuo Junyi and Liu Yan laughed and played, and then the two turned into two meteors in laughter and shot into the darkness of the universe.
Xiniu Hezhou is the most chaotic planet among the thirteen planets in the chaotic region, and a group of earthlings were found here by Zhuo Jun and one or two, but unfortunately, they were forced to break with the Violent Ape Alliance soon under the interference of electromagnetic civilization. And in the end, Zhuo Junyi and Liu Yanxiao did something that they had always regretted, that is, they crashed a cosmic pumice stone into the territory of the Storm Ape Alliance, which caused a lot of human damage.
The outer space environment of Xiniuhezhou is also very complicated, many civilizations are fighting endlessly, many space bases have been established in outer space, a large number of troops have been gathered, and because the wreckage of spaceships and other war wastes caused by the conquest are flooded in this star field, so this place is like a cesspool full of all kinds of garbage.
In the shadows of the deepest part of this cesspool, there are four starships with a length of nearly 10,000 meters, quietly lurking there like ancient desolate beasts. These four starships have different shapes, and there is no resemblance at all, but they all have extremely strange appearances, and from a distance, they do look like hideous and ferocious monsters.
One of the warships was silvery-brown in color, it was thick and solid, and it was extremely powerful, and the silhouette of the hull on both sides was like two sharp swords, with sharp edges and corners, as if it carried a strong evil aura like a living creature.
On the outer deck of this star-trooper there are two alien beings waiting there. One of them had a white complexion like jade, a tall and majestic figure, and an unknown robe on his body was windless and automatic in the space environment, looking chic and elegant, handsome and unparalleled.
The other man was much worse in appearance, he was a head shorter than his companion, but he was two or three times more horizontally, and looked like a large dwarf barrel. And his whole body was covered with hideous dark and brown skin and black and brown metal armor, combined with the ugly facial features on his face, and the cruel smile that appeared from time to time, anyone could see that this was a ruthless and fierce maniac.
"What's the deal, the Heavenly Maniac first sent someone to protect those earth wastes, and then gave those two earthlings a set of spaceship villas that I saw red-eyed, and now they actually gave them Mingtang Pavilion, so that people can ride on our heads to shit and pee, who can bear this?" the ugly alien roared loudly.
"Don't forget, there are also those two stone tablets that are specially used to buy people's hearts. Junyi's other alien said coldly.
"Yes, yes, what do you call buying people's hearts? It's basically following behind someone's ass and slapping it shamelessly, this is simply shameless, shameless, shameless. As soon as he thought of this, Lao Tzu couldn't wait to pinch that fool to death. "Ugly aliens thunder in incoherent speech.
"Pinch him, did you pinch him?" the handsome alien sneered.
"It's a bit mysterious for me to pinch him alone, but it's enough for you to do anything. Don't pretend to be high in front of me, what kind of goods are you, Lao Tzu knows very well in his heart. The ugly, stocky alien squinted at his companion next to him.
"It's coming. The handsome alien said coldly, and then the two of them looked at the distant universe together, only to see two starlights quickly cutting through the darkness, and standing in front of them in the blink of an eye, it was Zhuo Junyi and Liu Yanxiao, who came to take office.
"What the hell, there are four starships that look so scary, then Mingtang Pavilion should also have some strength, at least there must be a few hundred or thousands of people to greet our two pavilion masters. Zhuo Junyi looked at the desolate and empty deck of the battleship and couldn't help but say so.
"Don't talk nonsense, those two people in front shouldn't be easy to deal with. Liu Yan said with a smile.
"Of course, I can see that since ancient times, there is no such thing as taking office, how can it be simple and easy? That's why there is a saying that new officials take office with three fires. Zhuo Junyi and Liu Yan laughed and joked quietly, and then they stepped forward:
"Hello, my name is Zhuo Junyi, her name is Liu Yanxiao, we are ten-step clothes warriors from the earth, and we were also invited by the sky to take over the Mingtang Pavilion. ”
"My name is Yaren, and I am temporarily appointed as the deputy pavilion master of Mingtang Pavilion, and I welcome the arrival of the two pavilion masters. The handsome alien responded to Zhuo Junyi.
As the name suggests, the people are indeed elegant. Zhuo Jun said with a smile.
"The pavilion master is wrong, I usually only write words, landscape words, pen flowers, pastoral songs, other things, I don't care about other things. ”
"Hehe, my name is vulgar, you can call me vulgar, and I am also the deputy pavilion master of Mingtang Pavilion. As for me, I don't have any other hobbies in my life, I just like to fight, kill and kill people when I have nothing to do, and I don't know anything else. ”
Hearing the words of the elegant and the mundane, Zhuo Junyi's heart suddenly sank, but his face did not change much. The facts are already obvious: since Yaren and Vulgar are the original deputy pavilion masters of Mingtang Pavilion, then it would be hellish if they could welcome the arrival of Zhuo Junyi and Liu Yanxiao, the two main pavilion masters.
But it's all here, and at this time, Zhuo Junyi can't let anyone knead it, so he said unhurriedly:
"It seems that the two deputy pavilion masters are very aware of their own shortcomings, but you don't have to worry, since we have taken the position of pavilion master, we will definitely teach you well in the future, so that you can learn all the things that you ignored and didn't know before, so as not to live up to the high hopes of the sky. ”
"You're looking for death. The vulgar creature roared angrily, pulled out a weapon similar to the Heavenly Painting Halberd on the Earth out of nowhere, and then slashed towards Zhuo Junyi.
In the absence of gas in outer space, this blow of the Fang Tian Painting Halberd in the hands of the vulgar thing actually drove the thin dust material in outer space, forming a gorgeous rainbow that followed closely behind Fang Tian's Painting Halberd, and rushed towards Zhuo Jun together.
This rainbow is formed by the collision of subtle particles, and naturally it has a certain energy impact, which is the strength of the vulgar thing, and he must be a stellar super powerhouse. But Zhuo Junyi turned a deaf ear to the imminent furious blow in front of him, and even raised his eyebrows playfully at the mundane thing in the rage.
The vulgar thing was suddenly furious, he had already decided not to pay attention to the heavenly madness, and he was going to immediately kill Zhuo Junyi who dared to tease him. But just when the vulgar Fang Tian Painting Halberd was about to slash into Zhuo Junyi's head, the golden hoop stick stretched out diagonally and knocked Fang Tian's Painting Halberd to the side. Then, the golden hoop rod was rounded and lightly picked, and a large gorgeous rainbow flew upside down and hit the body of the mundane thing, emitting a burst of shining light like fireworks.
The murderous thing in his eyes screamed, and his whole body burst into dark red dancing flames, and he suddenly turned into a burning roaring evil spirit. Zhuo Junyi and Liu Yanxiao couldn't help frowning slightly: although the two of them are stellar-level lifeforms, it is definitely not okay to spontaneously combust like this, because they are still flesh and blood, unless they use the energy of the life field to protect themselves. But the mundane thing is obviously not like this, he seems to be burning with flesh and blood all over his body at this moment, which is completely beyond the cognition of Zhuo Junyi and Liu Yanxiao.
"It seems that life in the universe is really strange and all-encompassing, and we really can't look at these aliens with the understanding of life by earthlings in the future. Zhuo Junyi said with a smile to Liu Yan.
"It's just a fire, not necessarily that bad. Liu Yan said with a smile, waved the golden hoop stick in his hand, and took the initiative to attack the mundane thing that surrounded a flame.
Seeing this, the flames on the vulgar thing's body rose a lot, and he held Fang Tian's halberd horizontally with both hands and jumped up, blocking the stick smashed by Liu Yanxiao. Then when the two of them separated and turned around, the Fang Tian painting halberd in the hand of the vulgar thing stabbed out sharply, and it struck Liu Yanxiao like lightning.
A dazzling light flashed, and the tip of the spear of the vulgar Fang Tian Painting Halberd actually pierced one end of the golden hoop rod, and a small shining sun erupted from the violent collision of the two.
"It's invincible, your stick is okay, but I'm still far from winning. The vulgar thing didn't even see how the golden rod had blocked his stab in such a strange way, but there was no weakness in his mouth. Because he doesn't care about these technical things at all, he relies on strength, and he has always liked to crush his opponents with brute force.
As a result, the Fang Tian painting halberd in the hands of the vulgar thing did not have attack methods such as "stabbing", "picking" and "poking", but instead it was a powerful smashing and smashing, plus a variety of powerful sweeps.
It's just that Liu Yanxiao is also very good at this kind of tough play, the golden hoop stick in her hand is indestructible, and her physical strength has reached hundreds of thousands of tons, so this battle between the two can be described as strong and fierce, and it is wonderful.
Soon, Liu Yanxiao and the vulgar thing left the surface of the battleship during the fight and came to a wider space area, at this time they had more room to play, and their movements became more and more fierce and fierce. Therefore, in this area, the bright and shining little sun has never stopped, which means that the collision between the golden hoop rod and the Fang Tian painting halberd has never stopped.
Such a scene was very spectacular, so that Zhuo Jun, who was watching from the sidelines, couldn't help but feel excited, he never thought that the battle scene between the two long cold weapons would be so shocking, so the fight must be very enjoyable. This feeling of blood boiling made Zhuo Jun gradually shift his gaze to Yaren, and he wanted to fight with this handsome and graceful figure at the moment: since the vulgar thing is so powerful, it will not be far from Yaren if he wants to come.
But Yaren turned a blind eye to Zhuo Junyi's gaze, and didn't even care much about Liu Yanxiao's fight with vulgar things, he just stood there arrogantly with a pretentious expression on his face all the time.
In the midst of the rolling clouds of fire and the shining light, Liu Yanxiao finally ran out of patience, and it was difficult for her to fight with vulgar things like this. So, Liu Yanxiao began to get closer to the mundane, and changed the stick method of opening and closing.
Finally, in a handover of the weapons of the two, Liu Yanxiao found an opportunity, and the golden hoop stick that she had originally stretched out and crashed into the chest of the vulgar thing suddenly retracted, moved sideways for a short distance in an instant, and smashed on the tail end of the vulgar Fang Tianhua halberd. The Fang Tian painting halberd in the hand of the vulgar thing suddenly tilted slightly, and before he could adjust it, Liu Yanxiao skillfully tricked himself in, holding the middle of the golden hoop stick, and then staggered the two ends and swung it out.
The mundane thing that was constantly hit hard wanted to retreat and stabilize the situation, but Liu Yanxiao couldn't do what he wanted. She held the golden hoop stick with both hands and pushed it forward vigorously, hitting Fang Tian's halberd. The vulgar thing immediately flew backwards involuntarily, but Liu Yanxiao's left hand quickly reached out and grabbed Fang Tian's halberd, and then Liu Yanxiao's right hand flicked, and the golden hoop rod flew straight towards Zhuo Junyi. Immediately afterwards, Liu Yanxiao, who had his free right hand, punched like a gun when the mundane formation was in chaos, and a punch slammed into the flames.
The vulgar thing screamed and flew backwards into the depths of the universe, but his Fang Tian painting halberd was snatched by Liu Yanxiao by force. Soon there was a roar of energy in the darkness in the distance, and the mundane thing that stood firm rushed towards Liu Yan again with a flame like a banner rolling in the sky.
"Enough. Seeing that the vulgar thing was defeated by Liu Yanxiao in an instant, Yaren stood in front of the fluttering flames and stopped the vulgar thing.
At this time, the mundane thing is no longer the small flame it used to be, but a raging fire that burns violently. It's just that in a rage, he didn't play any arrogance in front of Masato, but obediently followed Masato back to the deck of the battleship.
Liu Yan smiled at the mundane things in the flames, chuckled, and threw the Fang Tian Painting Halberd in his hand to him. The vulgar thing took Fang Tian's painting halberd, the flames on his body converged slightly, and then he looked at Liu Yan and smiled, and said very unconvinced:
"Don't be complacent, I only used seven points of strength just now. ”
"Really? I'm only using five points of force. Liu Yan said lightly with a smile.
The flames rose from the creep's body again, and he was about to rush forward with a roar, but one of Masato's hands slapped him on the shoulder with great speed, throwing him backwards.
"I think the vulgar things have no opinion on us being the master of the Mingtang Pavilion, what do you have to say?" Zhuo Jun stood in front of Yaren in a flash, and said indifferently.
"What can I say? Mingtang Pavilion was formed by the Heavenly Maniac and we will certainly respect the meaning of the Heavenly Mania, but-" Yaren paused, then said with a smile:
"It's just that the position of the master of Mingtang Pavilion has been vacant for a long time, and I and the vulgar things hope that Tianmad can find a great talent to preside over Mingtang Pavilion......"
"Where did you see that we weren't talented?" asked Zhuo Junyi, staring at Yaren.
Facing Zhuo Jun's compelling gaze, Yaren smiled slightly without the slightest fireworks, and then said:
"I can't see it. So, I respect the decision of the heavenly madness. ”
"That's good, does Mingtang Pavilion have any regulations on the arrangement of the pavilion master and deputy pavilion master?" Zhuo Jun said with a cold snort.
"There are no rules, it's just that there has been no pavilion master before, but our two deputy pavilion masters are taking care of the affairs of Mingtang Pavilion. ”
"In this case, I think it would be too cumbersome for Mingtang Pavilion to have two pavilion masters and two deputy pavilion masters, so I decided that from now on, Mingtang Pavilion will only have two of us main pavilion masters, and there is no need for deputy pavilion masters. As for the two of you, let's be two pawns first. Zhuo Junyi said.
"The Pavilion Master is wise. "Masato doesn't seem to care that his position as deputy pavilion master is gone. Then he pointed to the battleship at his feet and said:
"This ship is called 'Dragon Head', it has powerful interstellar strike firepower, and it was prepared for the master of Mingtang Pavilion at the beginning of its construction, so it will be yours in the future. ”
Later, Yaren introduced three other warships one after another: one of them had two wings and looked roughly like a fighter plane named "Tiger Hill", which had strong comprehensive performance and could adapt to combat in a variety of complex situations; the other was a ring-shaped battleship with a small hole in the middle, named "Lutai", which had always been Yaren's car, and the last very ugly and strange oblate spherical battleship named "Prison Law" was the car of ordinary things.
"Since we are no longer the deputy pavilion masters of the Mingtang Pavilion, then I wonder if the two pavilion masters of the 'Lutai' and the 'Prison Law' want to take them back?" asked Yaren after introducing the four warships.
"Forget it, you can keep it. But is it just the four of us in Mingtang Pavilion?" Zhuo Junyi finally asked this question.
"There are more than 10,000 people in Mingtang Pavilion, of which 5,000 are distributed on the thirteen planets of the Chaos Domain, and the information they have collected is regularly sent back, and I will sort it out on the 'Lutai'. In addition, there are 4,000 people who are dormant on the 'Prison Law', and they are responsible for the safety and maintenance of these four warships, so they are usually dormant when nothing happens, and there are more than 200 people on each warship to carry out daily routine operations. ”
"With such a large warship, can two hundred people completely control it?" asked Liu Yan with a smile.
"These four warships are all built by Heavenly Mad on the basis of the advanced technology of the Deep Blue Civilization, and they are very independent, and they basically don't need external control, and I will transfer all the authority to the two pavilion masters later. ”
Zhuo Junyi and Liu Yanxiao saw that Yaren was very obedient, and the vulgar things did not continue to make trouble, so they were also a lot more polite, and followed them deep into the interior of the four warships, and began to take over the four warships in a comprehensive way.
It's just that Zhuo Junyi and Liu Yanxiao have a question that they haven't figured out yet: what are they going to do with these four starships?