Chapter 13: The Coffee House
Facing the squirming soft, one after another turbulent "Welcome the master back!" At this moment, the Polish anthropolinguist Malinowski's contextual theory has been fully verified, discourse and environment are indeed closely combined organisms, and the language environment is essential for understanding language, the same is Japanese, Nomura's old devil is farting to me, but here I understand it so clearly!
After saying hello, immediately a few cute girls wearing wigs and gothic maid outfits jumped up and down like a swallow to pounce on us, holding our arms while coquettish while leading us inside, this scene is much more fragrant than the scene of the old man visiting the eight alleys, no wonder this place is called otaku paradise, for those single dogs who are destined to be lonely for a lifetime, come to have a cup of coffee and a beautiful girl will take the initiative to hold your hand, what other luxury is there in this life!
The first time we stepped into this kind of place, several of us men were inevitably dazzled by the kawaii maid with knee-length skirts and stockings and small suspenders with puff sleeves in front of us, and looked a little nervous and restrained: Li Mo was so frightened that he shrank behind Jiang Shasha like a quail, Zhao Mingxuan felt very uncomfortable, and as for the old coffin scoop Chen Sanshan, he didn't come in at all, which is also a little self-aware of the old thing, knowing that he would inevitably be "old and improper", "old cow gnawing tender grass", "Yang Zhenning" and so on, simply avoid suspicion and would rather drink the northwest wind at the door.
As for the most bizarre reaction, it was not surprising that it was Xie Erdong again, and this unlucky child didn't squint and his whole body was tense. When people touched him, they were like being insulted and fled in terror and hid in Tibet, which scared the little girl with tears in her eyes and wanted to cry, but when she saw this grandson, she ran to me like a rabbit. It immediately dawned on me, looked at us meaningfully, smiled tolerantly, and left......
"Wang Xiaohan is over there, what are you hiding here!" I shook off the freak in annoyance, lowered my voice and scolded angrily.
The grandson retorted with a straight face: "Do you know that regional isolation will cause viruses and bacteria to become resistant to vaccines? Not having time to get a supplementary vaccine before coming here is enough to make me entangled, and I might as well die if I am allowed to come into contact with the locals!"
"Then you hide over there!" I pointed at Wang Xiaohan and said angrily.
Xie Erdon's grandson suddenly leaned over and lowered his voice and said, "I will tell you about this matter, don't talk about it." I suspect she's sick! There was blood on the paper she threw away yesterday, and I suspect it's sepsis or lupus judging by the color of the blood......"
"And," continued Sherdon, "her cousin has been weird since yesterday. Taciturn and confused, I suspect that she deliberately concealed her illness and lost her temper at me when she tried her, so I deliberately kept my distance from her, and I didn't see that I was far away from her when I was in the car?"
"Ugh. "I thought about it. Cautiously asked, "Is the paper he threw away with wings?"
"Yes, it's very new," Sheldon was slightly surprised: "How do you know? You saw it too?"
"Phew, not as dirty as you!" I scolded, "I ask you, when you study anthropotecnics, do you only learn from men?"
"Yes," said Sherdon, "except for a few differences in structure and hormones, there is not much difference between men and women, why should I learn such a simple knowledge twice? ”
I was speechless. How did this grandson skip this most important and meaningful lesson in his life? Forget it, let him go, maybe Ya is so simple that he can really study how higher mammals reproduce asexually. Now there are more important things to do.
Viciously kicked away Xedon to prove that I am not that kind of person, I finally won the favor of the cute girls again, left and right to lead us into the card seat to do a good job, a blonde wig wearing a hellokitty hairpin girl while flattering while handing me the menu, skillfully asked in Japanese, "What does the master want?"
"Uh......" I looked at Zhao Mingxuan for help, how should I answer this? Obviously, the answer I learned from the listening textbook can't be said here! I have to be driven out as a stinky rascal.
Without waiting for Zhao Mingxuan to answer, the cute girl looked me up and down, and suddenly changed to fluent standard Mandarin and said: "Chinese?
"Ahhh......h
"I'm an exchange student at Waseda University," the girl replied, and when she saw me looking at her clothes, she smiled embarrassedly and said, "Isn't this a work-study program?"
When she met her old acquaintance in another country, this girl also seemed very happy, and she couldn't stop the conversation as soon as she opened: "Don't order the coffee here, it's all instant powder, the juice is freshly squeezed, but in fact, it also adds coloring, and milk tea is not good, it's not as good as the domestic Yoremi, here is to cheat otaku money...... Drink flowers and honey tea, quench your thirst is also good for your body, you can also send you free refreshments, and here, let the female clerk sit down and hold hands to drink tea is charged by the minute, five hundred yen a minute, are all Chinese You still have girls, should not be so boring, right?"
"What, girl, do you want to ask you something?" I finally found an opportunity to interrupt the chattering fellow, and hurried to ask, "What do you have in this building?"
The girl was stunned: "This building, nothing special, there are several stores on the first floor, the second floor to the fourth floor are animation and game peripheral stores, and the fourth floor is the office room......
"That'...... What about underground?" I finally ran into a fellow countryman, and we naturally had fewer scruples when we inquired about the news, and asked bluntly: "Is there a basement here?"
"Earth...... Suddenly I noticed that the girl's expression had changed, from frowning to nervous and fearful: "You...... You're going to the basement, what are you going to do there?"
"This ......" I looked at Zhao Mingxuan, this kid quickly lied with knowledge and interest: "It's nothing, it's just that I occasionally heard someone say that I want to go to the basement or something, and I'm a little curious......"
"Don't ask! Don't provoke those people!" the little girl said in a hurried tone, only after saying that she noticed that her voice was a little loud, and she looked around nervously before lowering her voice and continuing: "They are members of the Kwantung Armed Forces Association! Even the Metropolitan Police Department does not dare to provoke them, if you have anything to do with them, it will be a big trouble...... I'll go and get you something to drink. ”
The little girl hurried away, leaving me with a puzzled head: "Don't ...... Don't go, tell me about this Kanto ......."
Zhao Mingxuan suddenly covered my mouth and said to me with a solemn face: "Brother Ang, don't ask......! It's really a big trouble this time......" (To be continued......
ps: It was done yesterday.,The chapter review hasn't passed.,I had to send it again.,I'm sorry, I'm sorry.,