His Majesty the King of Tuvalu, since his accession to the throne, has been making big news, and each time he has been able to attract almost the world's attention. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

This time, the $30 billion arms purchase case triggered New Zealand's announcement of the resumption of the Auckland Islands they sold to Tuvalu triggered the incident, which caused nearly 200 million netizens to watch the case when His Majesty the King of Tuvalu did not hesitate to directly start transferring the people of Tuvalu and opened a live broadcast very arrogantly.

Although everyone believes that the New Zealand government will not make any dangerous moves against the civilian aircraft that divert Tuvaluan citizens. But this does not prevent everyone from having some kind of expectation that is not malicious when watching the live broadcast.

War?

If it happens in your own country, around your own side, then it is undoubtedly a disaster. But if it's watching through a screen, many people won't refuse it too much.

However, what everyone didn't expect was that the first climax of this live broadcast was triggered by the wine stored in the wine cabinet on the private jet of His Majesty the King of Tuvalu.

With a wine collection worth more than $2 million, it won't surprise many people, and no well-known winery will have a wine cellar worth less than that. But how many bottles of wine can a wine cooler fit on a private jet?

There are two bottles of Edšek champagne with a unit price of 270,000 US dollars, and one bottle is directly opened and drunk, and a sip of 3,000 US dollars can be enjoyed, how many people in this world can enjoy it?

After seeing this scene, many netizens didn't know what kind of mentality they were in, and they started to speak with a barrage.

"It turns out that the life of a rich man is like this. ”

"Tuvalu's high subsistence allowance is just the price of a sip of champagne. ”

"A sip of champagne can make a poor family live for a year, this is a rich man?"

"Those who are suffering from war, poverty, and hunger, when they see this scene, I wonder if they will blame the world for being so unfair?"

……

At this time, Li Daniu said to the camera that he wanted to announce two things.

"I don't really like to drink, and it's the first time I've ever known it's so expensive, so I think it's a waste for me to drink it. Li Daniu continued with a scowling expression, ignoring the idea that there were tens of millions of people behind the camera who wanted to drown him with spit.

"I decided to hold a seven-day celebration after we Tuvaluans arrived at our new home and settled down, and in this event, you should be able to see all the fine wines and food in the world, Edšek can't guarantee it, but there should be a lot of Moutai like Lafite, Kanti, and Huaxia, and they are all available for free. It should be noted that this celebration is not only open to Tuvaluans, but citizens of any country in the world can apply to participate in this event, including New Zealand citizens. ”

Hearing Li Daniu's words, all the foodies and drunkards in front of the camera couldn't help but swallow their saliva, no one believed that Li Daniu would joke, not only because Li Daniu was really rich, but also because the number of people watching this live broadcast at the moment had reached 200 million.

Fooling 200 million people?

Do you want to mix up on Earth in the future?

However, not everyone was carried away by the celebrations that Li Daniu said, and many people began to barrage when they thought about the cost of air tickets from their home country to New Tuvalu.

"Without a passport, people who can't go abroad are in remorse. ”

"We don't seem to have direct flights to New Zealand. ”

"This is supposed to be the most high-end free buffet in the world, but the cost of the journey is a bit expensive. ”

……

After Li Daniu saw the barrage, he laughed and said: "In this celebration, there will be a lottery, the prizes are VR glasses produced by our company, as well as reimbursement of round-trip air tickets, etc., as for the winning rate, I can say responsibly that it is 100%." If anyone really wants to come, please follow my Eye News or Tuvalu's official website. After we have finalized the detailed rules, we will announce them directly. ”

After saying this, Li Daniu didn't pay attention to the barrage that had already filled the screen, and continued: "After saying the first thing, it's the second thing. ”

After straightening his sitting posture, Li Daniu said to the camera: "From today onwards, orphans under the age of 12 from any country can apply to immigrate to our Tuvalu, and we will not set up any obstacles." For these orphans, we will provide free air tickets and 16 years of compulsory education. Of course, the living expenses of these orphans in Tuvalu are also covered by our Tuvalu government until they are adults and go to work. ”

After saying this, the barrage on the live video disappeared without a trace in an instant, and it was not until 30 seconds later that it was frantically brushed again.

How many orphans are there in the world?

No one can count it, but if it is said that it is tens of millions of numbers, absolutely no one will object.

It is impossible for all of them to emigrate to Tuvalu, but even if only a few orphans succeed in immigrating to Tuvalu, then Tuvalu's expenditure on this matter will be astronomical.

How much money is needed to live, to educate, from a child to adulthood?

Moreover, this is not a single unit number, but tens of thousands, or even hundreds of thousands.

At this moment, no one will feel that Li Daniu's money will not be spent, if this project continues to be implemented, then Li Daniu's current net worth will not be able to do so at all.

Countless barrages swiped the screen, and Li Daniu couldn't see what the netizens said from this, but he could probably guess it.

"Some people may worry that I will do something bad to these orphans. Here, I call on the media in any country in the world, based in New Tuvalu, to monitor this project. Let's see if I'm going to do something like child labor. Some people are worried about whether I have enough money to support these orphans as adults, and I would like to say that I think the easiest thing in the world is to make money. Before, when I mentioned the 100 billion construction budget for New Tuvalu, how many people thought I was crazy?"

Li Daniu continued to look at the camera with a look of indebtedness, and said: "And now, who else thinks that the 100 billion US dollar construction budget of New Tuvalu is a joke? So, please wait and see, ten years, or even twenty years later, to see if what I said about supporting orphans all over the world is a joke." ”

After saying the two things, netizens all over the world fell into a frenzy, and at this time, no one felt that His Majesty's life was luxurious, because compared to the second thing he said, no matter how luxurious a life is, what is it?

The Prime Minister of New Zealand, when Li Daniu started the live broadcast, summoned some cabinet members to watch it together.

"What is he going to do?" said the Minister of Defense with hatred: "Even if we don't dare to attack civilians and act like scoundrels, we are still going to have celebrations and even threaten to adopt orphans from all over the world, where is he going to adopt them? Auckland Islands are ours now." ”

The Minister of Foreign Affairs seemed very calm at this time, because he found that the two tricks made by His Majesty the King of Tuvalu were really very clever.

"The celebration is not about celebrating, it's about making everyone feel that the Auckland Islands belong to Tuvalu. When people from all over the world hold a carnival in Tuvalu, will they still support us in New Zealand to take back the Auckland Islands? Don't you notice? He said that New Zealand citizens can also participate in this event, don't you understand this sinister intention? The closest thing in the world to the Auckland Islands is New Zealand. ”

After his analysis, the foreign minister sighed and continued: "I even suspect that Tuvalu will treat this celebration as a festival. It's like the Spanish bullfighting festival and the Brazilian carnival, when everyone is full and looking forward to it again the next year, will we still have the support of the people when we take back the Auckland Islands?"

The Minister of Defense did not think so much, and after hearing the Foreign Minister's analysis, he opened his mouth and said: "How much money does that have to be wasted?"

The New Zealand Prime Minister also sighed and said, "Does he care about this little money? He just wants to buy people's hearts with money." Moreover, the second thing he announced was the most unfavorable to us. ”

"Not bad. The foreign minister explained: "The number of people watching this live broadcast has reached 200 million, and these people are still distributed in many countries, which means that Li Daniu's second decision, at this time, has spread almost all over the world, and tomorrow this time, all the media will report on it." At that time, how many orphans wanted to come to live in New Tuvalu? Even if the orphans didn't understand, there were too many people with a charitable heart who would be willing to help those orphans go to Tuvalu. If we forcibly take back the Auckland Islands......"

Speaking of which, the Minister of Defense has already understood.

"Is he trying to kidnap the whole world morally and force us in New Zealand to cede the Auckland Islands?"

"It's not a concession. The foreign minister corrected: "It's that we can't cancel the previous deal." ”

After thinking for a while, the Minister of Defense asked, "If he just regarded the adoption of orphans as a gimmick, and did not actually adopt these orphans, would we be able to ......?"

The foreign minister asked rhetorically: "What if he really does this, and does it for a long time?

The Minister of Defence also sighed, no one in this world should deny His Majesty the King of Tuvalu the ability to earn money.

"You can't play like this if you have money......" (To be continued.) )