Chapter 1 Before Departure
Chapter 1 Before Departure
"Jingle bell. The melodious bell rang again after an hour's interval, and for most of the people who didn't participate in club activities, it was the last school bell they heard this semester - although it was a moment worth remembering, but for some people, it might just be bad news.
"It's time, stop writing!" Okayama, the Chinese teacher sitting at the door of the classroom, stood up with a serious face and gave the final announcement to the students who were still struggling to write. Some of them stopped writing under his stern gaze, but others took advantage of the blank space in their gaze to make a last-ditch effort—Okayama ignored them, because the test papers that had begun to pass forward from the last row would not give them time to fill out even the answers to any of the questions.
"Ah~!, it's finally over. Takaaki Kono, who raised his hands high and stretched his body hard, said with a slight sigh.
"Ah...... It's finally over......" Yuji Muhamami, who was sitting on his right hand, slammed his head on his desk while maintaining the high synchronization of the two, and made a crisp sound of "bang" - if Takaaki Kono just sighed because he was tired from this period of revision and exams for several days in a row, this one completely gave people the feeling of 'obviously trying hard at all costs, but in the end it was just wasting his energy in vain'.
"Well, it's over. And sitting on the right hand side of Xiang Hanyuji, Toyama Yoshi, who was easily packing up his stationery, mercilessly launched the final mending knife to the boy next to him, "Such a test is the best end for your miserable life that has spent fifteen meaningless spring and autumn seasons, right? ”
"You didn't hesitate to sprinkle salt on your companion?!! how cold-blooded and ruthless you are!" Yuji, who looked sad, raised his head and roared at the distant mountains beside him, "What about our friendship!
"That kind of thing, of course, was brought to shabu-shabu yesterday. Shrugging his shoulders slightly, Toyama smacked his lips in a pretended gesture and licked his lips exaggeratedly, "Honestly, that's really unpalatable—is it because of the disgusting smell on your body?
"Don't use our friendship for shabu-shabu!" With a sad and indignant face, he sent the last angry cry of his life to Yuji Saka.
"Okay, okay, don't joke about the distant mountains. Guiming, who was smiling and watching the play on the side, walked out at this time, pretending to be a peacemaker, and while comforting Yuji, he diverted the topic, "The topic of the exam will be put aside first, it will be summer vacation starting tomorrow, do you have any arrangements?"
"I'm going to stay at home for a while and then go to the summer COMIC. Sighing weakly, with a burning expression, Yuji shook his head and said, "As long as you don't have to take the make-up exam." ”
"Well, I heard that this time Mr. Ghost Moon is going to launch a new work.,I'm looking forward to it.,You guy.。 Pretending to be inadvertent, Toyama Yoshishi turned sideways and suddenly said such a sentence.
"Of course!" As if he had been pressed by some strange switch, Yuji, who was still burning out, sat up straight suddenly, panting and spitting on his face, "I regret that Mr. Onitsuki didn't catch up with him last time in the winter COMIC, but I'm sorry for a long time! This time, no matter what, I'm going to buy three copies, one for collection, one for viewing, and one for use!"
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There was silence in the classroom, and everyone looked at the gentleman who made his ** public in surprise. What kind of gaze is that? There's admiration, there's fear, there's distancing, there's panic, but most people are still at a loss, they don't know what this man is talking about—Arala, what an ignorant young man, isn't it?
But as the so-called paper can't contain the fire, not to mention how can such information be just the prerogative of young boys, so, after a few blushing girls were taken out of their mouths by their peers, everything that followed became logical.
After a burst of whispering, the sight that was originally mixed with some strange emotions finally prevailed with contempt, and the needle-like gaze pierced Yuji's straight backbone, and then completely crushed him with ten thousand arrows piercing his heart.
"**!" For the girls in the class, I'm afraid there is only one word that can cover their opinion of Yuji - what a pure and flawless word, what a pure word, so simple, so clean, so ......**!
"No, no, no, it's not like that!" Yuji panicked and tried to justify something under everyone's eyes, but he had already made such a declaration, and now he was pale and weak in any language, and at this time when 75 days had just begun, the lies he had made up in a hurry could not change anything. "What the hell have I done wrong?!!! Yuji cried out, and then threw himself into his seat, and said no more as if he were dead.
"Hmm, don't worry about the stupid guy over there, how are you going to spend your summer vacation this summer, Toyama?" With Yuji's whisper of "I'm just a normal gentleman, I'm just a normal gentleman" kept coming out, Guiming crossed Yuji's corpse lying on the desk and asked Toyama Yoshi's question.
"Me?" Toyama raised an eyebrow and confirmed—the other nodded, "Sleep well tomorrow, and take a boat to Hawaii the day after tomorrow—if nothing else, I'll be back in early August." Why are you asking about this? If there is a holiday schedule, I can see if I can make time. ”
"There's nothing to do, just a little curiosity, and if there's nothing to do, we can hang out and play together. Gui Ming shook his head, "But ...... Hawaii......"
"Hawaii...... ......As soon as Guiming's words fell, a voice full of resentment came out of the dark corner, and a remnant face slowly crawled out of hell and appeared in front of the two of them, "What about Hawaii...... That's nice...... What about Hawaii...... Hula ...... What about the big sister...... What about swimsuits...... What about Oppai......**...... What about the eighteen prohibitions...... What about the ladder for adults......"
"You're also missing 'mature charm' and 'sun-kissed healthy skin'. Pretending to be kind, Yuan Shan reminded loudly.
"Shut up, you traitor!" With a crying tone, Yuji roared loudly, "Why! Why do you always encounter such good things! Every time, every time, every time! Obviously, we usually act together, why is it always you who has a good deal! Senior sister favors you and I admit it, that's your childhood sweetheart; the teacher treats you differently and I admit it, because you have a strong learning ability; classmates always trust you and I admit it, because I also trust you. But!! but why, why, why I can only draw facial tissues, the big sisters in the shopping street shush you and just treat me coldly, you always get all kinds of discounts to buy things, and I have to tighten my belt to buy the stiff price. Say! Why is this? Say, you love with a maid robot and are now bourgeois!"
"Ah, the last sentence is the core. Gui Ming interjected.
"Armin shut up, you're also a bourgeois in love!" shouted Yuji without replying.
"Huh, am I too?" Guiming was a little stunned to receive such words, but he was at a loss for the second monk, and went to think alone.
"Alas~" Toyama shook his head gently, as if he couldn't bear it, he lowered his tone and asked Yuji gently, "You-do you really want to know why all this is?"
"When!!" replied through gritted teeth and with great momentum.
Yuanshan nodded clearly, and then threw out his answer like this: "Because I'm not a **." ”
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"Wait, what are you talking about?" As if he couldn't believe what he was hearing, Yuji patted his cheek vigorously, and then asked expectantly.
"Because I'm not a **. Toyama nodded clearly, then puffed up his chest and announced such a fact to Yuji with a dignified attitude.
"Such a reason can convince the ghost!" Yujiichi slapped his desk and protested to Toyama.
"Well, even if you say so...... Yuan Shan Yi clasped his hands around his chest with some distress and thought for a while, "Look, lottery or something, I usually smoke facial tissues, but that time I was lucky, so I don't have anything to say." However, the proprietress of the ramen restaurant and the little brother who sells the fish shop, and the owner of the to-cook, if you deal with them more on weekdays, as long as you become friends, you will naturally have a discount or something, and if you have a good relationship, you will naturally talk a lot more intimate on weekdays. ”
"What do you think ...... like this" Yujiyi raised his eyebrows, and was about to say something, but at this moment, the head teacher walked in from outside the classroom, and the classroom fell silent. In such a situation, the topic naturally couldn't continue, so Yuji frowned, and after leaving a sentence, he quietly waited for the head teacher to start talking, "Go to Hawaii or something, have a good trip." ”