The students who served as the host made a simple self-introduction, and then said a few innocuous words, and the first group of students came on the stage, with a total of four students in this group, namely Yan Danchen, Huang Xiaoming, Chen Kun, and He Lin. The performance is "Reading the Recipe".

The curtain slowly opened, and a voice said: Please invite the examiner Teacher Jia to play.

Yan Danchen was wearing a professional outfit, with black-framed eyes, and walked on stage reservedly with a folder in his hand, and suddenly turned around and saw the audience, and was very surprised, "Ahh The hand clicked casually a few times: "You, you, and you, don't go on stage to take the exam after you stay, if you become the protagonist, then the makeup artist will be very difficult." As he spoke, he turned to sit down in the chair behind the table

Candidate No. 1 is on the field.

Huang Xiaoming came to the stage and spoke slightly vaguely: "Report teacher, my name is Wu Nengsuo, and I live in ......."

Before Huang Xiaoming's words fell, he was interrupted by Yan Danchen, raised his eyebrows and said, "Name?"

Huang Xiaoming said vaguely: "Wu Nengsuo." ”

Yan Danchen was a little impatient: "Can't you say?" stood up, looked at Huang Xiaoming mockingly, and said quietly: "Oh, your work unit is in the Secret Bureau, right?"

Huang Xiaoming bowed his head and said, "Report to the teacher, I just graduated from school and don't have a unit yet." ”

Yan Danchen raised his eyebrows and said, "Then I don't understand, what can't you say about your name?"

Huang Xiaoming's expression was aggrieved, and his voice was about to cry: "Report to the teacher, I'm not called can't say, my name is Wu Nengsuo." ”

Yan Danchen awkwardly handed over something and cleared his throat: "Please listen to the question - recite this script with emotion." ”

Huang Xiaoming seemed to have really got something, and said with a slightly happy expression: "Script" lowered his head and began to recite in a regular manner: "The practice of vinegar pork ribs." Speaking of this, he glanced up at Yan Danchen puzzled, and then said to himself, Is this a script? Obviously it is a recipe, Yan Danchen ignored it, and then read down: "500 grams of pork ribs, cut into sections, add salt, monosodium glutamate, and sugar to marinate for 20 minutes..."

Yan Danchen frowned lightly and said, "Stop stop stop! Feelings, feelings, do you understand? Do you think you are reciting texts in school?" As soon as he snatched the things, his expression changed, and he began to read them sadly....... and then returned the things to Huang Xiaoming and said: "Do you understand?

Huang Xiaoming adjusted his mood, and began to read with a sad face: "500 grams of pork ribs, cut into sections...... Add salt, monosodium glutamate, sugar...... Marinate for twenty minutes... Woo woo woo ...... "In the end, he simply covered his face with his hands and began to cry

Yan Danchen smiled, stepped forward, and patted Huang Xiaoming's shoulder: "Little brother, there is a chair outside, you go over there and sit and cry slowly!" turned around with a disdainful expression.

"Next. ”

Chen Kun wore sunglasses, pretended to be chic and walked on stage, using the Sichuan dialect: "Hehe, my idol is Li Boqing, so I changed my name, and my big name is Yao Boqing." My dream, that's very big - that is, to let the "fake fight" rush out of Sichuan and go all over the country!"

Yan Danchen frowned, as if he couldn't understand the dialect: "Can you speak Mandarin?"

"Report to the government, oh, the teacher" slapped his hand in the face and said to himself, oops, said that it was leaked, and immediately changed to Trump "I will be a little bit like that." Then he smirked, "I know a little bit of Japanese." ”

Yan Danchen said in surprise: "Oh?"

Chen Kun excitedly rushed to the front desk and pointed at the audience: "Yours, eight-grid tooth road, dead pull dead pull!"

Yan Danchen's expression was stunned at first, and finally he forced a smile: "Think, you probably know a little English!"

Chen Kun was surprised: "Teacher, what do you know!"

Yan Danchen continued to hold back a smile, and said seriously: "Then you will definitely say, bye-bye!"

Chen Kun laughed twice and said, "It's all - ancient worship!"

Yan Danchen waved his hand while pushing Chen Kun out: "Yes, then let's worship the ancients." ”

Chen Kun didn't know why: "Ancient worship"

Yan Danchen's face then sank: "Get out!do you understand?"

Yan Danchen then turned to face the audience and sighed: "Alas, why does everyone want to be an actor these days? This is art, art! What do you say, what is the most lacking in the 21st century?" and the audience below replied, "The answer is correct, talent! I don't believe it, I can't recruit the actors I want today!"

He Lin wore a floral dress and a floral turban

"Report to the teacher, my name is Bai Xiaohua, and I am eighteen this year. The family lives in Taohuagou, Taohua Village, Sichuan Province, People's Republic of China. Speaking of this, he said, "I am the most beautiful in our village." But when he saw Yan Danchen's disgusting expression, he pointed at the audience unconvinced: "You still don't believe it, before I came up, that fat uncle praised me, saying that I looked like Song Dandan!" continued to twist and proudly: "I am also the best in our village to twist Yangge, I am still the best in our village to sing and sing, otherwise, I will sing a song first!" Without waiting for Yan Danchen to react, he rushed to Yan Danchen and opened his throat and sang: "That flowering in Shandandan is red and beautiful......"

Yan Danchen had a loveless expression on his face, and hurriedly stopped it, but He Lin still continued to sing regardless of Wu until he couldn't sing in the high notes.

He Lin said embarrassedly at this time: "Ah, um... Rise high~"

Yan Danchen continued to stop: "Stop stop stop!" Then he turned to He Lin and said ill-intentionedly: "Little sister, you are so good - stand upright, turn left, and walk forward." ”

He Lin didn't know why he turned left, and suddenly reflected: "Teacher, aren't you going out like this?"

"Yes, go out and go fifty meters to the right," he pointed to the next leader: "See, the man with glasses, their family is just looking for a nanny who can speak and sing like you." ”

He Lin was puzzled: "Teacher, I'm not here to take the nanny test, I'm here to test the actor!"

Yan Danchen glanced at He Lin contemptuously and turned to ignore it.

"I heard from the person who just went out, isn't it just reading the recipe!

Yan Danchen continued contemptuously: "Do you know why you can't read it?"

He Lin said disdainfully: "Isn't it just crying and laughing!"

Yan Danchen had an expression of schadenfreude and watching a good show: "You just read it happily and listen to it."

He Lin took the unknown object and began to read the recipe with a happy mood, and after one or two sentences, Yan Danchen began to use "crying" to prompt a change of mood. After reading another sentence, it prompts emotions such as "sales", "coquettishness", "hatred" and "pride". The more you get to the back, the more frequent the emotional transitions. Yan Danchen's expression then changed from contempt to surprise and appreciation.

In the end, Yan Danchen excitedly stepped forward and grabbed He Lin's hand

"Congratulations!

He Lin: "I'm going to be an actor?!"

Yan Danchen nodded.

He Lin rushed to the front desk excitedly: "Today my mood is extraordinarily "slightly paused" impulsive!" Yan Danchen prompted: "Excited!"

He Lin ignored Yan Danchen and continued to take care of herself: "Thank you cctv Thank you mtv Thank you to my father, thank you to my mother, thank you to my brother, my sister, my sister-in-law, and our village chief, it is you who said that I am a talent and I have the confidence to come to the exam!" suddenly remembered, turned to Yan Danchen: "Ah, by the way, teacher, what role do I want to play?"

Yan Danchen held He Lin's hand, pulled him to the front stage, and faced the leaders in the audience: "Let me tell you, what you want to play is the neurosis in that mental hospital!"

He Lin's expression was stunned: "Ah?!"

The curtain was slowly closed, and then there was applause from the audience, and the students waiting in the background were slightly nervous.