Chapter 347: Choosing actors

There is always only one female lead in "Never Expected", that is, Ge Bu, who often goes by the pseudonym Xiaomei. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info,

As a person engaged in publicity, Ge Bu inexplicably became popular with the cleaning girl in the seventh episode. Before her cleaning sister became popular, she also starred in the stories of the previous episodes, and her performance was also very good.

Jiang Xia wants to shoot the opening film, and everyone is similar in action, but there must be differences in costumes. When the time to test the makeup came, Jiang Xia only made a request, and the rest was to make up for it.

The first thing to be determined is the actor of Xiaomei, so three girls with the same image appeared in the big office two hours later.

Jiang Xia said: "Vote now, these three beauties, just the first impression, vote, who is more goddess." Thin people, white hair, fat people, you all count the votes, and vote by secret ballot. ”

"It's like a beauty pageant. Zhao Yongjiang said speechlessly.

"It's like, we're a serious studio. Yan Jiahe was also complaining there.

Jiang Xia glanced at the two of them and said, "If you talk nonsense, I'll let the fat man play Xiaomei, believe it or not?" Anyway, I don't care if I cooperate with the two of you." ”

"Don't. The two shouted together.

Zhao Yongjiang turned around and said: "Hurry up, vote for the beauty pageant, the first beauty pageant competition of Gongshan Studio will start now." ”

"That's it, hurry up and vote. Yan Jiahe also shouted.

Shen Fatzi stood beside Jiang Xia and asked, "Who do you prefer?" ”

"I'm inclined to you. Jiang Xia's eyes were extremely sincere.

Shen Fat Man took his fat slap, patted Jiang Xia's face and said, "You are poisonous." ”

"Really?" Jiang Xia smiled, "I'll let you know the consequences of you slapping me in the face." ”

"Nani?" Shen was stunned for a moment.

Jiang Xia shouted, "Is the vote over?"

Zhao Yongjiang looked at it and said, "The vote is finished, Zhao Miao is the first." ”

Jiang Xia looked at the three girls, the difference in appearance and image is not too big, Zhao Miao can win, it is estimated that it is also because Zhao Miao is an old employee, there are off-site factors.

Zhao Miao was also very happy to learn that she had won the first place, and the other two girls also clapped their hands and applauded in celebration.

"Okay, for the time being, it's Zhao Miao first, let's talk about the second round of voting. I'll give you three a fun script, you all perform it, and let everyone judge who plays better, it's fairer, right?" Jiang Xia asked.

Relatively speaking, it is fair, in the end, it is considered to be an actor, and the test is how good the acting skills are.

"How?" asked Zhang Yan.

The three girls are also curious, what kind of script to play?

Jiang Xia pointed at Zhao Yongjiang and said, "Do you see this person? Just him, follow him to play a scene of going to the toilet." ”

"Huh?" exclaimed the audience, "going to the bathroom?"

Zhao Yongjiang said in horror: "You can't play so big, right?"

Men and women go to the toilet?

It's easy to think of something indescribable.

The three girls all showed surprised expressions on their faces, if it was really such a big game, then they really had to think about it, and they were all a little withdrawn.

When Jiang Xia saw it, the audience was misunderstood, and hurriedly said, "Where do you want to go, it's not as exaggerated as you think." Let's talk about the general plot alone, the thin man goes to the toilet, and then Xiaomei, whom he has a crush, also comes to the toilet. That's right, he has a crush on a shemale, and the three of you are going to play a shemale, and it's a shemale who is very interested in thin people. ”

"Uh......" Zhao Yongjiang had an ominous premonition, and he asked, "I want to know, what level of interest is this interest?"

"Same question. ”

“+1！”

"It's definitely not suitable for children. ”

"Absolutely indescribable. ”

"I'm looking forward to it. ”

"It's exciting to think about that image. ”

A group of people got excited, and they liked this dirty situation the most. Both men and women are looking forward to this situation and want to see what will happen when they perform.

Jiang Xia said to Zhao Yongjiang: "You guessed right, it's what you think." ”

"Evenmaiga, are you sure you're not playing with me? No, I want to be quiet, don't bother me, don't ask me who Jingjing is, it's said to be a big beauty. Zhao Yongjiang covered his ears with both hands, with an extremely crazy expression.

The crowd laughed wildly.

Jiang Xia said: "Okay, three beauties, think about it, how to behave later." Thin man, come back quietly after looking for me to perform on the toilet, your desk is your urinal. ”

"Holy. Zhao Yongjiang immediately stopped going crazy, "Why? Why am I a urinal here?"

"You're in a great location. Jiang Xia gave an explanation.

Zhao Yongjiang said speechlessly: "I'd rather believe that you are teasing me." ”

"Sensei nonsense, hurry. Jiang Xia said, "Who will come first? There is such a thing as acting, but there is no first come, no matter what kind of performance you want, the premise is that you can perform well." The one who performs later has more time to think than the one who performs first, but in the same way, it can also be influenced by the person who performs first. So, the three of you discuss, who will come first?"

Zhao Miao and the three of them lowered their heads and discussed, but Zhao Miao performed first. As a senior in the studio, she plays a leading role.

At Jiang Xia's request, Zhao Yongjiang reluctantly came to his desk and used the desk as a urinal.

He stood at his desk, his hands on his belt, looking like he was going to go to the toilet to pee, his head bowed, at least superficially similar, particularly lewd.

Zhao Miao was not embarrassed, although she was wearing an ancient costume, she whistled and shook her body to the desk, just like a pure man.

Seeing her walking action, Jiang Xia's eyes lit up, no matter what kind of performance she could do in the future, this action could satisfy Jiang Xia.

Zhao Miao came to Zhao Yongjiang's side, did the same actions as him, whistled, and read to Zhao Yongjiang: "Big brother, you pee too?"

Zhao Yongjiang showed a sluggish expression, and then Zhao Miao showed a very lustful expression, as if he was very surprised, and immediately lifted a mobile phone case, used it instead of soap, and threw it on the ground.

The whole performance ended here, Jiang Xia was very satisfied overall, and Zhao Miao's performance was a little surprised, but that's all.

After Zhao Miao's performance, the remaining two little beauties also began to perform, but their performances were in Jiang Xia's words, and it was difficult to escape from Zhao Miao's routine. After all, they are not professional actors, it is not easy to have Zhao Miao's kind of performance, and it is really difficult for them to surpass it.

"Voted, final vote. Jiang Xia shouted, "We never expected that the first female lead in the short film would be selected by this round of voting, everyone be serious." ”

There was no suspense in the vote, and Zhao Miao passed with a high vote.

"Well, you're the first heroine. Jiang Xia said, "To choose the second heroine, you need an older one, preferably an aunt-type." ”

"I don't have to say that, I must have Sister Su. ”

"Sister Su must be competent, who can do it except Sister Su?"

"Sister Su, it's you. ”

"Sister Su of Iron and Iron. ”

Jiang Xia also looked at the sister they said, Su Li, a new employee, named Su Li, and the eldest one, Chinese New Year's Eve is forty-four years old, and she is already the mother of two children. Because of the second child, I didn't work for more than a year, and when I started working again, I was hired into the studio, and I was working with Xu Fei as an internal staff in the general department, and I was in charge of everything.

"Sister Su, do you have any opinions?" Jiang Xia asked.

Su Li said: "No opinion, but what is the approximate role?"

"It's a harlequin, you need to play ugly, is it acceptable?" Jiang Xia asked, "Moreover, the role is very important, and the degree of playing ugly may be a little awkward." ”

"How awkward?" asked Su Li.

Jiang Xia explained: "It's just some exaggerated words and expressions, such as a matchmaker-type person, especially gossip, at most telling some suggestive jokes." ”

After listening to Jiang Xia's words, Su Li thought about it for a while and said, "No problem, anyway, my children are still young and can't understand it." ”

"That's fine. Jiang Xia smiled, "Then, next, there are still a few actors to be confirmed." First of all, there is one who wants to play Wukong, that's right, it's Sun Wukong, who wants to play it?"

Swish!

A piece of hands raised.

Monkey King, the Monkey King, is definitely the idol that belongs to all boys when they were young. A heel of 108,000 miles, holding a golden hoop stick to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, how many children's dreams, now have the opportunity to play Wukong, they all want to grab it.

Jiang Xia pointed at Shen Fatzi and said, "You can stop, your role has been decided." ”

"That's it, fat man, you can only play Bajie, what kind of Wukong you play. Zhao Yongjiang broke Shen Fatzi's arm and said.

Shen Fatzi stretched out his hand to wrap his arms around his neck and said, "Believe it or not, I crushed you to death?"

Zhao Yongjiang hurriedly said: "Believe in the letter, let go first, let go." ”

Jiang Xia said: "Don't make a fuss, fatty, don't worry, I won't let you play Bajie, but Wukong, you really don't think about it." ”

"How about I become Wukong?" Zhang Yan said with a light in his eyes.

"And so on. Let's not make up for this performance, in fact, Wukong's performance doesn't need too much, there is only one requirement, I need a ruffian thin Wukong, it's definitely not okay if you're fat, the first requirement is thin, the thinner the better. Jiang Xia said, "In addition to Wukong, there is also a role of Liu Bei, who requires a handsome appearance and a little taller." There is also a role that is a test of acting skills, ok, the main role is like this at the moment, we are going to shoot the beginning, these things are currently set, and it may change when filming starts, and then we will talk about it. ”

Zhang Yan spoke: "I still think that we should first determine the candidate for Wukong. ”

"I agree. ”

"Wukong is not sure, and no one plays the other roles. ”

"Yes, we just need to play Wukong. ”

"Can a woman play Wukong?"

A group of people were talking there one after another, their voices were very noisy, and Jiang Xia frowned slightly.

Zhao Yongjiang said to Jiang Xia: "It's better to choose Wukong first, if you don't choose Wukong, they will definitely not be happy." ”

"It's like, we don't have a chance, you have to give them a chance. Shen Fatzi also said.

"I don't care anyway, listen to you. Yan Jiahe looked away.

Jiang Xia patted the table and said, "Guys, do you think my temper has gotten better?"

As he said this, he held his hands on the table and looked at everyone with burning eyes. The eyes were very sharp, and the aura was very powerful, and it instantly suppressed everyone's voices. (To be continued.) )

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