Chapter 220: Clever Stupid Woman
There is a beautiful woman, who will never forget it, and will not see it for a day, and think about it like crazy.
Ignoring Lin Yun'er, who was under her feet, she jumped into the car briskly with small steps, and without the slightest patience, she pulled down her boyfriend and incense it fiercely, before she leaned comfortably on the back of the chair and breathed evenly: "You have a small appetite for chattering, but fortunately I saw it alive today." ”
Although Qi Zimo would dislike the picture of the meeting that should have been a little greasy and saliva, he was even more reluctant to witness Lin Yun'er walking around the front of the car with a joyless face, and the lady sat in the car abnormally, not salty or indifferent, and said that going home was a realistic meeting scene with a sense of calling for a taxi.
Although he had a certain amount of psychological preparation, when the cold frost that Lin Yun'er had never shown to him came, the contrast was too great, and the sense of frustration floating in Qi Zimo's heart was vivid enough.
"Hard work!" It wasn't for this chance, Qi Zimo would not have found that his love for his girlfriend would be so monotonous, without her initiative, he even made people laugh with a basic opening statement.
Are you tired? Hungry? A fully loaded brain was empty, and these two dry words came back and forth, and he began to wonder if his tenderness during this time was deceiving others.
The corners of her mouth lifted perfunctorily, and she responded with an almost indifferent smile.
The windows were lowered, and the oppressive space poured into some fresh spices, and the neon night scene flying outside the window was the perfect excuse for them to procrastinate and avoid.
"I'm going home!" the silence was broken as the vehicle turned silently into the Bukhansan Fork.
The speed of the car slowed down, and Qi Zimo said softly: "It's coming soon." ”
"I said I wanted to go home!" she demanded as she returned to her home.
The car stopped under the dim street lamp, and Qi Zimo's outstretched hand was ruthlessly beaten back.
"Let's talk about it when we get home!"
"I don't listen to ......," she was injured, and she stubbornly refused to eat oil and salt.
Seeing that he was indifferent, Lin Yun'er unbuckled her seat belt and pulled the door lock hard.
Qi Zimo pressed the central lock with an ugly expression, and Lin Yun'er, who had no way out, angrily smashed his arm with his bag, and sat back in frustration to calm down.
After she calmed down a little, Qi Zimo pulled her seat belt against her pushing, and the car then turned around and drove to the other end of the city.
The third time I came to the old-fashioned hanok community where Lin Yun'er's house is located, the mood was different every time, and this is also a place where Qi Zimo has a special experience.
The roadside hut where the car was parked was dark and ethereal.
"You don't have anything to say?" Lin Yun'er, who arrived home, was no longer anxious, and looked at the place where the headlights in front of her were focused.
Qi Zimo recalled the restaurant he passed by, and suggested softly: "Eat something and go in, uncle should rest." ”
"Gone?" the intact bag was scratched again with a few claw marks.
"Listen?"
Lin Yun'er opened the door and got out of the car with an expressionless face, and Qi Zimo chased after her and intercepted her halfway.
"You know I'm not going to be so low-level as to make such a leaky scene!" so I didn't mean to hurt you.
"And then?"
"This kind of thing will not happen in the future. ”
The value of rare things in the world is never determined by the value of the thing itself, but by the number of things. The only rare treasure, the only two are priceless, and the only three are broken copper and iron.
The same is true of feelings, the only thing is true love, the only two is false love, and the only third is abusive love.
More than two of one, it is better to have nothing.
"Sure?" Lin Yun'er tugged at the chain weakly, without the slightest sense of compulsion.
"Of course!" Qi Zimo voluntarily promised.
Lin Yun'er's tense body was ready to exert force at any time, and then she relaxed a little, but when she saw her boyfriend's relaxed expression as if she had passed the test, she exploded again: "That's it?"
Qi Zimo innocently thrust in, trying to remember where he frowned at her.
"You think that's the end of it, what about my Qi Lele?" her fingers, which had been itching for too long, finally pinched the tender flesh that should have been punished a long time ago.
Qi Zimo woke up like a dream, "That is pure coincidence. ”
"I don't care, if you don't give me a gift ten times better than that, you can wait for your first child to be called Qi Bad. "From Lin Yun'er coquettishly threatened.
"And that little robot is not allowed to be called Qi Lele, at first glance, it is a prodigal son, specializing in picking up girls, what kind of person makes what kind of robot. ”
Qi Zimo, who was accused of scolding Huai, could only take the infamy with helplessness.
The boyfriend's sincere attitude made Girlfriend Lin more satisfied, and walked towards the car with the bag chain like a hippie: "What are you still doing in a daze, go back!"
"Why don't you go in first?"
"Ha, don't take an inch, I was so angry one moment ago, and I wanted to see my dad the next moment, I thought it was beautiful!" Lin Yun'er pulled him back with her backhand.
When the two of them returned to the car again, Qi Zimo had a clear understanding and said depressedly: "So tossing such a big circle is just for your Qi ......"
Lin Yun'er reached out viciously to pinch his mouth.
"Just for that gift?" he said, tilting his head to avoid coercion.
"Otherwise?" Lin Yun'er squinted her eyes and glanced at him back and forth from top to bottom, with natural disdain.
"Let's go, what should I do if I wake up my dad for a while, I really don't know how to sympathize with the elderly. ”
Qi Zimo, who was used to being wronged, had no fluctuation in his heart, and kept an eye on the unclosed restaurants on the street while driving.
"Do you want to eat ......?"
"Don't call me, I'm going to be angry for a while. Lin Yun'er turned her back to him, her head was completely pressed against the window, and her tone could hear a hint of sincerity.
Playing a quiet, conscientious driver is a breeze for Qi Zimo, as long as she can eliminate a trace of mustard.
"He's lying to me. Looking out the window, Lin Yun'er quietly sorted out her thoughts.
At least not telling the truth, like I was lying to him too.
I wasn't skilled, I didn't fool him, I didn't fool myself. How could it be so quickly relieved? without even eating a degassing meal.
He was a little stronger, and although he didn't lie to me, he seemed to have convinced himself of those unasked words.
Outsiders call this deception, and we tacitly believe that this is a little trick in love, and the effect seems to be good.
Love experts often say that women have to be stupid for men to like them.
And my stupidity is only because I like this man.
The return journey was much more efficient, and in the car that turned off, Qi Zimo stretched out his right hand to hold her soft little hand, silently conveying his guilt.
"Don't rejoice too soon, I'm not completely discouraged. The next time you get angry, the degree will increase in proportion to the time, until you take off this layer of skin. Lin Yun'er put her two hands together and held the big nasty hand, scraping the dark mark that could not be erased at his tiger's mouth.
Qi Zimo broke free and wrapped his right hand around her waist from behind, and as soon as his left hand hooked his knee, Lin Yun'er instantly sat on his lap.
He took her finger and pointed it to his chest and said softly, "The traces you left are all in it." ”
Lin Yun'er drew a circle around it with her hands, and pressed his shoulder with one hand to stretch her leg, and she changed from sitting on her side to straddle it.
"It's blocked by stinky meat and clothes, I can't see it!" The tone was unharmed, but it was even more enchanting.
"There's a pair of scissors in the locker behind you. ”
Lin Yun'er glanced at him with disgust, untied the shield on his chest like peeling a lychee, and exposed the sturdy arc to the air. She leaned down to "unravel", the tool was not sharp scissors but more able to pierce the lips of a man's heart.
"Don't be so bloody, I heard that every cell of a man is, I kiss it, and it will confess it all. ”
"Hmm!" she leaned against her chest and pretended to listen.
"You don't seem to be lying, it said I made a mess there!" she looked up at her boyfriend's fiery eyes, teasing and exhaling hot breath.
"Ah~~Woo woo~~~" Flirting people always have to pay it back, and the goddess is no exception.
Lin Yun'er, who was immobilized head, struggled to knock her boyfriend's thick arm twice, and after no effect, she also gave up her senseless resistance, and obediently hugged his neck tightly with both hands, responding to his irrational closeness (intimacy).
The time and place are favorable, although the space is small, but it is better than fun.
**Burning,**The breath is getting richer.
The souls are blending, the palms are climbing, and the thick palms are wandering under the valley.
sang all the way, but when he was about to reach the top, he was kicked off the cliff in an instant by his domineering girlfriend under the excuse of "I can do what you can't do".
"Huh?" Qi Zimo twisted his thick eyebrows and looked at his hands that were pressed by his girlfriend on the mountainside.
Lin Yun'er breathed down a little, pursed her lips with endless aftertaste, and smiled proudly: "Do you remember what I said in the morning?"
At this time, the gods didn't want to get up where the private money was hidden, who remembered what she said in the morning.
"Huh?" the same question, even more urgent.
Lin Yun'er slapped his hands away and reminded word by word: "If there is no Qi Lele, you can be happy alone." ”
Qi Zimo was shot down like an arrow when he heard this, and his hands covered Tie Qing's face with grief and anger, and his rare emotions were exposed.
"Can you feel it? I felt more than three times worse than you do now. ”
is a good example of words and deeds, Qi Zimo completely convinced his baby girlfriend.
"Okay, didn't I come here like this? Guy, go cook for me. In an instant, Lin Yun'er went from a demon of schadenfreude to an enlightening teacher who was also a fallen person.
"In this case, do you want me to cook?" Qi Zi was silently stunned.
Lin Yun'er glanced down casually, and after checking the "situation" he said, her understanding regressed: "Then forget it, I'll go back to find Abba!"
Pretend to open the door and get out of the car.
"Okay, what's to eat!" was tossed and was about to go crazy.
"Hmm......" Lin Yun'er rolled her eyes and hesitated for a while, and after thinking about it, she whispered to his ear: "Eat you." ”
"Giggle...... "Giggles" threw down Xiao Chuding, who was completely crazy with a flirtatious heart, Lin Yun'er ran back to the villa with a smile, and the revenge was perfectly successful.
"Poof~~"
"Haha, oh, cough~~~" Lin Yun'er, who was drinking candied dates and wolfberry white fungus soup, coughed again and again for well-known reasons, while his boyfriend sat opposite him in cold blood, holding his shoulders and indifferent. Although it's a bit petty, it's understandable, after all, who would be considerate of a person who choked on himself because he laughed at himself?
"Okay, I've also been retributed, don't put your face on it, look like a dissatisfied woman. ”
"Alright, let's eat. Qi Zimo pushed her arm away with little emotion.
Lin Yun'er picked up the bowl and fed it to his mouth, "Eat with me." ”
Her boyfriend's subconscious dodging action reminded her that he didn't like sweetness, so she took it back stupidly, and when she remembered something halfway through, she became angry: "We haven't finished our accounts today!"
I even know more about his little quirks than I do, it's scary to think about, and I can't bear this.
Qi Zimo, whose identity was invisibly transformed between the party at fault and the victim, was already dead in his heart, and gave in without resistance: "Say, what is going to happen now." ”
"Tell me the words of love, it touched me, and we are completely clear. ”
Qi Zimo listened, hugged his shoulders and crossed his legs again, and stubbornly resisted to the prelude to death.
"Do you want to say it?" Lin Yun'er slapped the table and glared at her.
"Say, I want to hear it~~" One method doesn't work, another method is cast, she twists her delicate body, pouts and pleads, and gets a reaction from her boyfriend's helpless side face and can't bear to look at it directly.
"Okay, okay! So I'll say to you first, and then you will say to me, and the emotion will be doubled. ”
"It's coming!" Lin Yun'er pursed her lips and restrained her unsolemn mischievous smile.
"I know it's annoying to be mean, but you can't be disgusted with me, because it's all about you. ”
Although he felt a little bit, but he had prepared in advance, and it sounded so deliberate, Qi Zimo rubbed the bridge of his nose strangely.
"Do you want to do this, I hate it to death, I mean it!" Lin Yun'er threw down the soup spoon angrily.
Looking at her somewhat worried and aggrieved face, Qi Zi felt something in his heart, grabbed her hands, and softly told his affection: "You have the look I like." ”
Isn't that enough?
Lin Yun'er turned her worries into joy, climbed onto the table with a touch of the ground, and rushed towards her boyfriend.
"Wait, eat!"
"Hey, you have oily ...... in your mouth"
"I can enjoy the best and I can withstand the worst. ”
———— Lin Yuna, late last night on June 29, 2015.
I want to say that the inspiration is really good thing, this kind of plot can't be written too much, guilty, the kind to people.